That's how you know God isn't a Leftist.(https://img.ifunny.co/images/ee0e77da969d52d982d88624cf782149680b430cafdf82acbba22c716336b92a_1.webp)
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/6-42.jpg)I want the extended warranty, this time.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/yz-4.jpg)Thanks, in no small part, to imaginative marketing, that goalpost is always in motion.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/yz-4.jpg)Remember this stuff as a kid. It is essentially hot cocoa powder and instant coffee mixed together.
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/094/671/126/original/36f04d33cceefee7.jpg)Rats!
Rats!
You just can't pull that stuff in a small town...
At least not in the small town you live in; but a few towns over ....Mamma always said, "If you're going to get in trouble, make sure you are a couple counties away, and that way we won't read about it in the county newspaper..."
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/z-memes-87-1.jpg)Your slip is showing...
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/aace0489a225488941dc27b16b68a8865075352901e5e7236596c4f942d0d158_1.webp)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xUDw2C5HCE
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:silly:
Pretty cool, actually.It had to get baked to go back...
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Really cool!
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/76f1ebc57219020cd151d9fef7f7d33e090eb14297bb5b7e3f5f3b0cfc42ef12_1.webp)
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/094/910/162/original/9f89a64878aac77e.jpeg)While I can see parking there, where did the occupant go? (and how did they get there?)
While I can see parking there, where did the occupant go? (and how did they get there?)
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/db9a7d0bb14c863376e0f961a92c554f6ce5b7dd33b5f8178ccaa40daa95f907_1.webp)Dude, that isn't a van, it's the cargo hold and landing gear. :laugh:
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/your-nancy-drew-books.jpg)
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/858c148944208db3d4951778fa6b5d42237224282e68a43b51a0dc6651a5c0d0_1.webp)I won't laugh just yet...that individual may be severely imunocompromised by virtue of cancer treatments or disease.
I won't laugh just yet...that individual may be severely imunocompromised by virtue of cancer treatments or disease.
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a71MKLb_460s.jpg)
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/d0337fc4932ea56851001722fd115f023ddd92d67b4cf1151371316816302791_1.webp)Helmet is 1" or more closer to the pavement than face...
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/f53237f4b5ebd0c7bc32531330d6068493a8fb1aa441e406eab1572fbef32c9b_1.webp)QFT!
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/z-memes-3.png)Dog is essential....
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:silly:
This is too funny:silly:
This is too funny
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@KamajiNot sure whose idea it was to put it on her headstone, but it's neat that it was done.
I don't know who that woman was,but everybody should have a mother like that.
Not to mention a wife,although it DOES require a man willing to be a good husband,or it will be ruined.
A good sense of humor is essential in life if you want to be happy,and want those around you to be happy,also.
Happiness spreads. It's infectious.
@Kamaji
I hope that is not you,because it reads like whoever it was didn't leave a tip,either.
People that don't leave tips should eat at home.
If the customer had accepted the original deal, he would have come out 20 cents ahead. He screwed himself.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/z-memes-42-2.jpg)True story. My family, had a van when I was very young. Fuse kept blowing, all the time.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c062767c63cf860caddd7db4e531f202e1fecc1ea6ede72c2105de1db438b604.jpg)A sport destined to be dominated by third world nations.
Once I knew a guy named Mel. Put a sniper scope on his 12 gauge shot gun.
Mel was 'special'.
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I know a guy who learnt that bobbing for french fries....
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/0f31d64b9d1833e38645b4e1c5dfd55459664e044beb9f32f97be1d69ce9c86a_1.webp)Going by the dates on the images, it only took 9.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/d827b65424eb793ca090f41ac0aaa0826c6b3dbb6d7c64bf35f3578967966ce6_1.webp):silly:
Once I knew a guy named Mel. Put a sniper scope on his 12 gauge shot gun.My dad had a scope on his 12 Gauge, and had to find special mounts for it.
Mel was 'special'.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/z-memems-3.jpg)Wow. Who knew the lack of a terminal 'E' could be so...terminal?
Wow. Who knew the lack of a terminal 'E' could be so...terminal?
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/05971dc9a43e965012a89b9d2f4556f38c6c59fed7f82e417e8e3f8b44207e98.jpg)in keeping with the 'new' take on Anne Boleyn..
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/z-memes-7-5.jpg)Now, THAT is the TRUTH!
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That really did make me chuckle. The whole point of what used to be called a 'scattergun' is that you do not aim. You point and click. If you are shooting slugs at 200 yards then you have the wrong weapon. 50 cal long range rifle would be at least my choice. Shot guns are for game that move quickly and are difficult to bead. Birds, squirrels, rabbits, etc.
But...did it "improve his marksmanship?"
That really did make me chuckle. The whole point of what used to be called a 'scattergun' is that you do not aim. You point and click. If you are shooting slugs at 200 yards then you have the wrong weapon. 50 cal long range rifle would be at least my choice. Shot guns are for game that move quickly and are difficult to bead. Birds, squirrels, rabbits, etc.In some parts of the country, rifles are not allowed for harvesting whitetail. Hence, shotguns are used, with slug barrels and either rifled slugs or sabot slugs. I can attest, personally to their effectiveness against deer, as my first three deer were taken using shotguns. Then I moved out west and have used a .30-06 since.
Of course you can take down large game with a shotgun shooting bear-balls, but barring some miracle it is usually a close quarters defense weapon. When you definitely do not want a second shot.
In some parts of the country, rifles are not allowed for harvesting whitetail. Hence, shotguns are used, with slug barrels and either rifled slugs or sabot slugs. I can attest, personally to their effectiveness against deer, as my first three deer were taken using shotguns. Then I moved out west and have used a .30-06 since.
In some parts of the country, rifles are not allowed for harvesting whitetail. Hence, shotguns are used, with slug barrels and either rifled slugs or sabot slugs. I can attest, personally to their effectiveness against deer, as my first three deer were taken using shotguns. Then I moved out west and have used a .30-06 since.@Smokin Joe
@Smokin JoeMy dad, who has been known as a consummate marksman since his service during the Korean War, harvested a whitetail at 250 yards with a scoped shotgun (slug barrel) and a sabot slug. While that's considered a middlin' rifle shot in these parts (I'm 2000 miles away in shortgrass prairie), in the fields of Southern MD, that's considered remarkable, not only for distance, but that he had a clear shot that long. Apparently the deer was acting unconcerned and standing still, likely not expecting to be shot at from that far away.
Thank you for the explanation. I have never heard of a rifled slug. Never experienced this law.
For me a shotgun has always been a fast reaction point and click. Never considered them for downrange targets.
Now I know.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/44808223f37e9ce58f9e66f0bc5fb39e42678db4d72fffbd460946b49bfb9069_1.webp)Is that an example of eggsistentialism?
Is that an example of eggsistentialism?
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(https://img.ifunny.co/images/f499e3b09f4143bd5a2af1bfc2a9dabacd4871a2854497a95db6728092aaaf2b_1.webp)They had me at 'killed your leaders".
They had me at 'killed your leaders".
Is that an example of eggsistentialism?(https://i.imgur.com/Go95Kn4.jpg?2)
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/004cbae82d872ab6bb54c8abbca8917c0706c8678db7558fe679d62cf9949997_1.webp)I'm not sure that Australia doesn't have more deadly flora and fauna than China has people. Maybe not a good Idea to threaten a country where the entire contents of the land mass can kill you.
I'm not sure that Australia doesn't have more deadly flora and fauna than China has people. Maybe not a good Idea to threaten a country where the entire contents of the land mass can kill you.Which is exactly why their reaction to COVID makes absolutely no frigging sense to me.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/526432ac2e7c91f5ebdfbf350d3be4b9f77af935031cb24da3674757deeb96ea_1.webp)Yeah, 98.7 C and your goose is cooked.
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Had a terrible dream last night.
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I'll bet they don't have a U-235 cube available!
Anatomy of a Meme within a Meme. Within a meme.
I've been feeling that way lately myself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teBV0EoJJY8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teBV0EoJJY8)
I don't see an Au or a Ag in that pile.Or sodium, or phosphorous..
Or sodium, or phosphorous..
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/z-memes-58-3.jpg)At least leave your windows open. Firemen will break them if need be, and you have the added inconvenience of not being able to move the vehicle until the hoses are rolled up after the fire.
Those would be ... interesting ... as well.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/1a3fd1ac31f6363c54bc25e14cfe0811da660e8af73249733c60f6de02bc49f0_1.webp)EXACTLY!!! :yowsa: pointing-up pointing-up
I wonder what a cube of Radon would look like? Or Clorine?
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I'll bet they don't have a U-235 cube available!
If they were frozen, then a cube could be manufactured - so long as the temperature was kept cold enough.
I wonder what a cube of Radon would look like? Or Chlorine?
Good luck on that Helium cube.It's floating around here somewhere... :shrug:
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Where is that bus stop? Some liquid nitrogen and a hammer, and that money is as good as mine.
Where is that bus stop? Some liquid nitrogen and a hammer, and that money is as good as mine.
I'd take an acetylene torch and cut it off at the supporting flange. Then I can take it home and perform anything I want to in a shop. Diamond saws work for this.
My personal favorite is thermite, but that would have burnt up the money too.
Where is that bus stop? Some liquid nitrogen and a hammer, and that money is as good as mine.Actually, I would have heated it with the torch, then the liquid N2, then the hammer, but GMTA...
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@Kamaji
Nobody owns a battery-powered drill with cobalt bits?
(https://i.postimg.cc/jqvDjKNp/FB-IMG-1641801083121.jpg)
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/90bcf6289f60d541f2ed633690a53978ded6f3e47c559effb6215e318014fe3b_1.webp)doubt very much that this is true.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/90bcf6289f60d541f2ed633690a53978ded6f3e47c559effb6215e318014fe3b_1.webp)(https://i.imgur.com/q5YtSwo.jpg?1)
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:silly:
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Said one of the men who, more than almost anyone else, did his utmost to ensure that untold hundreds of millions would remain in cruel bondage slavery.
@Kamaji
Setting aside the "undesirables" he had mass-murdered,of course.
@sneakypete
I wasn't setting them aside. He is one of the people who truly put the lie into his own statement.
Communism has done more, in just two centuries, to impoverish and enslave hundreds of millions, than capitalism ever did.
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Yep.
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I'm old enough to remember when the square one opened the door.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/9-40.jpg)That's how all that stuff ended up in the coffee can...
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/bd1a64d7ea81a3e983c620ef19cb74f7ab6643a92076781240e07acaaa7732bb_1.webp)Hmmm. No underfolders....
Ruh-roh!Makes you wonder if it was actually quiet when that was sent...
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/3d27a54fa65cc8615880bfd6b22cd3c5aef290caa7d4076c4eda0ae031605639_1.webp)
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/you-might-have-a-problem.jpg)I dunno, the crisper drawer is empty.
Yeah, not enough fridge!
What's this 2 key crap yall are talking about, Back in my day we did this both ways, in the snow, even.I grew up with tractors like that, and ones you had to spin the flywheel...
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Seriously?
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@Kamaji
Did some yahoo REALLY try to pull his travel trailer across a lake?
Where was this?
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/z-memes-162-2.jpg)They forgot ek-spearmint and uhh-mergency
They forgot ek-spearmint and uhh-mergency
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/2e77d9b50f8c29db1602543c1e59e74787bac24dcab2dfd65ba66cd0969df2b3_1.jpg)We see that up this way. An oilfield water hauler (Semi-tanker truck) thought he was turning around in a field. Nope.
We see that up this way. An oilfield water hauler (Semi-tanker truck) thought he was turning around in a field. Nope.
A characteristic of age is everything migrates South.
The hair on your head travels to your eyebrows, ears, and nose.
The bulk in your shoulders and pectorals travels to your abdomen.
Pants I have worn for years no longer fit me even though my weight is the same.
It is not that I a gaining weight; it is that my body is changing shape.
Aging is fascinating. The only thing worse than enduring it is to not endure it.
Probably from somewhere down south...where they use no. 2 diesel in winter and come up here and wonder why their truck won't run...
@sneakypete
There ya go!
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/8db5df607e050cfb646909961d3f60978b7e886c7a95baa040bfb3ceb54528cb_1.jpg)Wearing street shoes on high iron? Wow!
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/6a2a19497b78a142cfaec78340646b9adad61dc97def3a7daf064203f9ac8b82_1.jpg)
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/01e848680d4400f1b2122cdb82219c9d0cfaea4589bd66cd5d861d8d6b9fad54_1.jpg)Yes I am, not only that I still have some.
I had to upgrade my car to one of those, but I was really cookin when I got my first Am/FM Cassette!
First car had one of those, and it even came with a playable cassette for Blondie.
I had to upgrade my car to one of those, but I was really cookin when I got my first Am/FM Cassette!
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/6a2a19497b78a142cfaec78340646b9adad61dc97def3a7daf064203f9ac8b82_1.jpg)Nice looking drilling. Depending on the make could be worth well north of $2,000.00
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Probably from somewhere down south...where they use no. 2 diesel in winter and come up here and wonder why their truck won't run...
Been around a while, the Over/Under.
@Smokin JoeThis was a territory, not Yankee land.
I suppose there must be SOME reason that I would drive my diesel pu into yankeeland,but I sure can't think of it off-hand.
Can't even understand why yankees like there,other than they don't know any better.
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6641833159f2973e8e0fcdecf15b7ad442262f970926e29a561a17c54a78fae4.jpg)Hmmm, just curious but I wonder what the cooks would call out when the to go order was ready, maybe 'Knockers Up'?
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/z-memes-4-11.jpg)Reason number one why it's not a good idea to try a burnout in a bus.
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(https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/aa-jpeg.908679/?hash=c608d62217c565cfb7f485e38833d968)One more reason to park facing downhill...
One more reason to park facing downhill...
Try driving a car with a leaky hydraulic clutch cylinder.
- Fill cylinder with fluid.
- Start car in neutral.
- Push car backwards out onto road.
- Push forward aligning into traffic lane.
- Push down clutch and quickly shift into first as fluid leaks out of cylinder.
- Slowly release clutch, hoping engine does not stall.
- Shift into 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc. without engaging clutch.
- Pray you can make it all the way to work without hitting a stop sign or red light.
I had to do this for a week while waiting for a replacement cylinder for an '80 Honda Prelude. I had a hill to park on at work, so I could save that one clutch push in case I needed it on the way home. But it was flat ground at my house.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqw4IayN1AI:silly: :beer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqw4IayN1AI
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@KamajiThat has been my experience, too. Eternal vigilance, and screw the bookcases to the walls, because they will climb them.
I admire it too,and the ones that are the most curious are usually also the smartest.
The down side is you really have to watch them like a Hawk at all times.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/8ec1d7b37025804a15f45d5662a1a3f7d00c7ebdf68bc30d34573362ee2b0755_1.jpg)Is that analogous to what is happening to Joes brain?
(https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=1920,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/bacon-jpg.910917/)FREE BACON AT THE GUN SHOP!
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(https://i0.wp.com/politicallyincorrecthumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/coffee-distance-takes-forget-number-1-and-10.jpg?resize=505%2C504&ssl=1)truth :silly:
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@Kamaji
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess this guy has never taken a class on engineering.
Or has any common sense.
I just wonder whether he wrecked the roof of the car first, or the trailer first. With that much wood up there, I seriously doubt the wood failed first. If he was extremely lucky, his tie-ons failed first, and the wood simply fell off the trailer or the roof and only left some buffable scratches on the paint.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/af49b842b106b0be47d65897af3df81424bb3692fba3a66186c73970c88dda63_1.jpg)You would think the professor would have grinned, at least. Sheesh. Challenge the course.
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That's just insane.
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These are people who feed their cats and dogs veggies.Hey I give my dog carrots as a treat in the morning, they are omnivores after all and she loves them, but to deny her nature and needs and feed her nothing but vegetables? Anyone doing that should be charged with animal abuse, or maybe tossed into a lion/tiger enclosure to debate the point with the carnivore.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/yz-4-16.jpg)Liar, they finished the sign :silly:
Well, that's a minute wasted that I'll never get back. :laugh:You didn't learn from it?
@240B
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLW-gdkJ5h4
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/when-you-eating-candy.jpg)Yep.
Also sad, but true.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/27e955c35a531c81495287fb980ffd73ce446026de502bf60b8a17ce3fa5270b_1.jpg)I know a guy who got a DUI on a horse.
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I know a guy who got a DUI on a horse.
The argument that the horse was sober, knew the way home, and would not step out in front of traffic didn't fly with the judge.
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@Smokin JoeYeah, I know a guy who got one on a bicycle, too. He wasn't drinking at the time, but got hit by a car. (The car failed to yield), but he got the ticket... :shrug:
I have a friend that got one while riding his bicycle after losing his license for DUI.
He happened to be drinking a beer when the cop spotted him,and explained to the cop that he HAD to drink that one beer to open a slot on the plastic pack holder so he could hang the other 5 from his handlebar.
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Who did that cabinetry?
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Got to do what must to be done...
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/abfbf06d568e2d54046b0ad3014e9532a822a354cbdc68b6a3b62635b00f4782_1.jpg)I think I may have one of those (or something much like it), only it has a few other minor changes. The superficial appearance is close enough to a real $100 bill, they were declared "counterfeit" (some were passed at local businesses).
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:silly:
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(https://img.ifunny.co/images/fa6652920d271eedbc0809e3c5fb246d7e112d0c43bc5f6f6d19716447da04e6_1.jpg)So true...
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/423d0604f22cb0cffa7fa771f3fb2108f66d634efc2b0b1e09807990295cfa92_1.jpg)True. Out of town on a crisp (20 below) winter night, away from any light sources, and it looks like you could fall off the planet--and you still wouldn't be seeing all the stars and galaxies in the lower image.
So true...
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I do!
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ay9MeAV_460s.jpg)Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-doo
@Cyber Liberty
Hopefully, this is still "clean" enough for the forum. If not, please feel free to delete it!
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The bingo card deserved it....
@Cyber Liberty
Hopefully, this is still "clean" enough for the forum. If not, please feel free to delete it!
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A question for @roamer_1.
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And no piercings. When I see a beautiful woman or girl with a tackle box of crap in her face, eyebrows, nose, mouth, cheeks, immediate turn off. Not only because they are ugly and uncomfortable, which they certainly are. But rather this is a big red flag that the woman is mentally ill. If they are not doing it for tribal, cultural, religious or traditional reasons, she obviously hates herself and wants to evolve into a different kind of being.
Owen forgot "No Tats!"
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/z-memes-89-1.jpg)Boy that would suck if you were in a wheel chair.
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Talk about delayed development!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L1UngfqojI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L1UngfqojI)
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@Kamaji @sneakypete
How I wish "How It's Made" would do a spin-off titled "How It Works".QuoteBecause, I had to "Push and Pop the Clutch" more than once in my younger days and STILL can't figure out the 'How'...let alone the 'Why' it works.
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Perfect. :laugh:
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The older Ford cast iron C-3 automatic trannies (1960s) would push start (well, pull start--you had to get them up to 30 or so to pull it off).
@DCPatriot
It works with standard shift cars because once you get it rolling,jump into it,and put it in gear,the weight of the moving car turns the engine over fast enough to start it once you put the car in gear and let the clutch out.
You can't push start a modern car with an automatic transmission.
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(https://img.ifunny.co/images/60a884d4409d09e7a1ecb5ef3ee5ea20e5492e94fde550cbde1f5025c8763ed0_1.jpg)This is why I never give advice. Even if they do the opposite of what you said, when it all goes wrong and they get into trouble, they will blame you anyway.
This is why I never give advice. Even if they do the opposite of what you said, when it all goes wrong and they get into trouble, they will blame you anyway.
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This is why I never give advice. Even if they do the opposite of what you said, when it all goes wrong and they get into trouble, they will blame you anyway.
I told my Friend (with Benefits) to quit drinking that cheap Vodka years ago, she was diagnosed with Liver Cancer last November and not being David Crosby, she is $hit for a transplant (for good reasons) anyway to make a short story long, she had the audacity to tell me that she had taken my advice and got off the McCormick and had switched to Titos, last year.
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@Kamaji
And all of those 7 minutes will be commercials.
Most of us here are fortunate enough to remember when America had a healthy sense of humor.
Of all the things we have lost,that may be the most important one.
Not to mention direly needed these days.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/z-memes-49-5.jpg)How could someone not make that movie for Black History Month.........Oh yeah it's not about a Black VICTIM!!!
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/z-memes-82-4.jpg)Big Blocks or Minis, inquiring minds want to know.
How could someone not make that movie for Black History Month.........Oh yeah it's not about a Black VICTIM!!!
I wouldn't watch it because he impersonated a Confederate Officer, helping those yankee scum.I think of him as a pirate.
How could someone not make that movie for Black History Month.........Oh yeah it's not about a Black VICTIM!!!
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(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/098/350/568/original/277e671ec308abea.jpg)So true, and you just don't have the energy for all that pandering to overamped sensitivities.
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@KamajiCows don't have front teeth.
I honestly didn't think cows ate meat.
Maybe she is just biting the head off to kill it?
Cows don't have front teeth.
I am betting they can bite the head off a snake with no problem using their gums and those massive jaws.Just remember, it seems like almost everything in the Australian Outback will kill you.
Just remember, it seems like almost everything in the Australian Outback will kill you.
@Kamaji
I honestly didn't think cows ate meat.
Maybe she is just biting the head off to kill it?
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/098/510/002/original/2ca617527535ff68.jpg)I know of a service hand on the rigs that had that done to him. The guy wasn't particularly mechanically inclined, and the mechanic only charged him $120 to fix it...
I know of a service hand on the rigs that had that done to him. The guy wasn't particularly mechanically inclined, and the mechanic only charged him $120 to fix it...
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@Kamaji
That would probably impress me a lot more if I knew what the hell it meant.
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(https://img.ifunny.co/images/0b6a326bdf9b7cbbf4776a95f4b63d6c804f6d1a5af05d368be46cfb41ecda9f_1.jpg)Risk and reward, risk and reward.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/aea9ff56ea563d7d83f9b4a31f26bafd843ff955b1459497b738281aaae30191_1.jpg)Okay, just for discussion, what if you are in the object falling into the black hole?
Okay, just for discussion, what if you are in the object falling into the black hole?
That'll never be me, I'll be alone at the range, alone shooting out in the desert, but I will never be just alone at home.........I have a dog.
(https://sayingimages.com/wp-content/uploads/Put-The-Lotion-In-The-Basket-meme.jpg)Yes but he was sick and twisted, I'm just twisted :silly:
He had a dog. :laugh:
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Coffee bookmark
@Gefn
I gotta disagree with that one. I switched to decaf to please a doctor,and drank it for maybe 2 months. I even half-way convinced myself that I preferred it.
Then,about a week ago,I quit lying to myself and bought a big can of Maxwell House dark roast.
Life is MUCH better now.
@Gefn
I gotta disagree with that one. I switched to decaf to please a doctor,and drank it for maybe 2 months. I even half-way convinced myself that I preferred it.
Then,about a week ago,I quit lying to myself and bought a big can of Maxwell House dark roast.
Life is MUCH better now.
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Can't fool me. That's definitely Voldemort back there.
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(https://img.ifunny.co/images/57ca4fa268080048ecc7d1aba847905d96e6fdab8b12d8bbd0d05c674569ecb4_1.jpg)What are the proper pronouns for that one. Is it non-binary?
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/f8e7495eba84db978edb79c3fc45468e3266489f9d7d016c32faf0fd11650524_1.jpg)One wrong tern...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/91714b07fdfbe5dc7aec3eb1f4579e1ec75bc20a0fe98411137998012aa3b824.jpg)I'd almost bet she knows how to field strip and clean an AK, too. :laugh:
One wrong tern...
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I don't get it.Me neither, perhaps because we can read?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Turn left for gates 5 through 9, continue forward for gates 1 through 6...
Gate 5 is both ways...
Or did you mean something else?
Well, according to the sign on the left, if you're looking for gates 5 to 9, you go to the left. Since that range includes Gate 5, you would go left.
But, the sign on the right says that you go straight to get to gates 1 to 6. Since that range includes Gate 5, you would go straight.
So, to get to Gate 5, one must go both straight and to the left, if both signs are accurate.
Pennsylvania police cruiser windshield shattered by tire that flies off pickup truck in stunning video
Police (https://www.foxnews.com/category/us/crime/police-and-law-enforcement) officers in Pennsylvania on Monday were monitoring traffic when a tire from a pickup truck flew through the air and smashed their front windshield.
The officers were parked in the median lane on the 1300 block of Zion Road in Spring Township, Pennsylvania (https://www.foxnews.com/category/us/us-regions/northeast/pennsylvania), when the tire came off a pickup truck, hit the dividing lane, and smashed into the windshield.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/pennsylvania-police-cruiser-windshield-shattered-tire-pickup-truck
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/z-memes-17-9.jpg)Well I would certainly value the life of someone stealing my dog less than the dog, hell that person would be lower than a horse thief and they used to hang horse thieves.
Well I would certainly value the life of someone stealing my dog less than the dog, hell that person would be lower than a horse thief and they used to hang horse thieves.
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@Kamaji
Or a snake.
Anyone that has,now has house cats living with them.
Trust me on this one. Cats consider snakes to be a delicious fast food snack.
Go to Australia, and it's a whole new level of paranoia. Scorpions, etc.
@Kamaji
Been there,but at age 20,I was more focused on female lounge lizards.
They have some nice ones. Where were you in Aus?
@Kamaji
Sydney. I was there on R&R from Viet Nam. I walked into one of the popular disco's and stood near the entrance to look around to see where the wimmins were seated so I would know where to go sit,and damned if two hotties didn't walk up and ask me if I would sit at their table and dance with them. There were 5 or 6 of them all together,and they were all Australian airline stewardesses.
I thought I had died and gone to heaven,there,for a minute.
My second thought was "I ALMOST skipped going on this R&R because I had a chance to go on a recon mission into Laos with Joe Walker,who was probably one of the most famous recon team leaders in SOG,but a man that LOVED getting into firefights and woujld even start a bon fire the night before extraction if he was being pulled and hadn't gotten into a gun fight."
Let's see,here. Which do I like the best,getting into firefights while outnumbered by 50 to 1 or so,or getting nekkid wid a smoking hot round-eyed stewardess?"
Hmmmm,hard decision,but after thinking about it for a minute,I decided the hot stewardess was the way to go.
Never did get another opportunity to run a mission with Joe,though. Wasn't long after the R&R that I was medi-evaced back to Bragg.
I don't get it.Sign on left would have you turn left for gate 5. Sign on the right would have you continue forward.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/z-memes-35-9.jpg)Well, she could have hyphenated it...Wilde-Cockburn... :whistle:
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(https://img.ifunny.co/images/f6476f39351a5f0c747dc3972a817e217358ae23beddb761cb7d4b782d41a37d_1.jpg)Sometimes it's fear that's on the other side of what you wanted...it's called marriage.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/TnbRZGuycmIThat's just great! :silly: :silly:
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/098/955/395/small/af9b19f2abd88f11.jpg)I have two of those cabinets, bought from the local library. Standard well sample envelopes are 3X5, too, So I have geological samples from all over the Rockies on file.
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@Kamaji
I used to think that way,too.
Then I got old,and discovered I now have all the confusion any one person needs to stay amused.
@Kamaji888high58888 :silly:
I used to think that way,too.
Then I got old,and discovered I now have all the confusion any one person needs to stay amused.
@KamajiWhen I was young I had friends that offered me drugs and were confused why I always declined, I always told them after knowing me for years would they really want to be around me more screwed up than I normally am?
I used to think that way,too.
Then I got old,and discovered I now have all the confusion any one person needs to stay amused.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/790ac6cc28f26c55b1f39db6242307e6506c87de8cb1c9031a9e16dad1533896_1.jpg)Yes... many
I had one!
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I had one!
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/790ac6cc28f26c55b1f39db6242307e6506c87de8cb1c9031a9e16dad1533896_1.jpg)I had an arsenal of them...all gone now, sadly.
I had one!
I had an arsenal of them...all gone now, sadly.
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@Kamaji
PLEASE tell me you are kidding!
Although that DOES go a long ways towards explaining why so many children of the elites are morons.
I seriously doubt many blue collar kids got these as gifts. I grew up in the 50's and never even heard of one,never mind knew anybody that had one.
Which is probably a good thing because back then I like making things explode and was a HUGE fan of buying chemicals from the drug store to mix together.
My mother put an end to this when I blew up the sidewalk in front of our house and they had to pay to have a new one installed.
So ended my experimental days at the public library and the drug store.
Had to wait until I got in the army to blow stuff up again,but for some reason my enthusiasm seemed to scare people,so they wouldn't let me mess with demo and made me a weapons and radio guy instead.
NOBODY messes with a SF demo man.
@Kamaji
PLEASE tell me you are kidding!
Although that DOES go a long ways towards explaining why so many children of the elites are morons.
I seriously doubt many blue collar kids got these as gifts. I grew up in the 50's and never even heard of one,never mind knew anybody that had one.
Which is probably a good thing because back then I like making things explode and was a HUGE fan of buying chemicals from the drug store to mix together.
My mother put an end to this when I blew up the sidewalk in front of our house and they had to pay to have a new one installed.
So ended my experimental days at the public library and the drug store.
Had to wait until I got in the army to blow stuff up again,but for some reason my enthusiasm seemed to scare people,so they wouldn't let me mess with demo and made me a weapons and radio guy instead.
NOBODY messes with a SF demo man.
Radioactive watch dials and clocks were pretty common then:
https://www.gearpatrol.com/watches/a324890/watch-lume/
They glowed continuously without having to be put under a bright light to recharge.
The government was pretty blase about the risks from uranium back then. Obviously, the concentrated U-235 stuff was verboten, but uranium ore was considered non-dangerous, and the government basically encouraged all and sundry to mine for the stuff the same way one would mine for gold or silver.
@sneakypete
Apparently, these toy kits were real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_U-238_Atomic_Energy_Laboratory
@Kamaji
They are soooo obviously dangerous you honestly have to wonder how ANY adult thought buying one for their child was a good idea.
People didn't appreciate the dangers back then. Remember, people used to use an x-ray machine at the shoe store to check to see if their feet fit in a new pair of shoes.
@Kamaji
Never heard that one before.
@Kamaji:silly:
PLEASE tell me you are kidding!
Although that DOES go a long ways towards explaining why so many children of the elites are morons.
I seriously doubt many blue collar kids got these as gifts. I grew up in the 50's and never even heard of one,never mind knew anybody that had one.
Which is probably a good thing because back then I like making things explode and was a HUGE fan of buying chemicals from the drug store to mix together.
My mother put an end to this when I blew up the sidewalk in front of our house and they had to pay to have a new one installed.
So ended my experimental days at the public library and the drug store.
Had to wait until I got in the army to blow stuff up again,but for some reason my enthusiasm seemed to scare people,so they wouldn't let me mess with demo and made me a weapons and radio guy instead.
NOBODY messes with a SF demo man.
Especially in the '50s. And yes, I have a couple of bits of uranium ore around, as I was head that way up until 3 Mile Island. Then I went to work in the oil patch, where neutron sources are kept tightly accounted for, and the gamma rays come from the rock itself...
The government was pretty blase about the risks from uranium back then. Obviously, the concentrated U-235 stuff was verboten, but uranium ore was considered non-dangerous, and the government basically encouraged all and sundry to mine for the stuff the same way one would mine for gold or silver.
Those ingots were incredibly weak. Painted dishes from Mexico gave my Geiger Counter much, much more of a rise.Try uranium glass....
@KamajiHow about the fluoroscopes where you could see how well the shoes fit your kid?
They are soooo obviously dangerous you honestly have to wonder how ANY adult thought buying one for their child was a good idea.
It is worse than that. In 1930s women used radioactive makeup.Sure does things for the definition of a "hot" chick////
When beauty products were radioactive
https://www.cnn.com/style/article/when-beauty-products-were-radioactive/index.html
And there was radioactive medicine.
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Also, the people involved in manufacturing those radium clock faces and dials, mostly female factory workers, kept dying. And nobody knew why for a decade.
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How have you survived @Cyber Liberty knowing you would never be #1, predetermined at Birth?
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You wouldn't giggle if you were in a room with a four and two year old demanding it be played non stop **nononono*
This really made me giggle, thanks @Polly Ticks
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/z-memes-46-13.jpg)Parenting involves all three, but I leaned heavily on "How's that working out for you?"
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/2843e499da75e37cbf7b8a18ede1d0d082fa0749ea6c3781ef59164778a71ab6_1.jpg)Given the budget, I know I could get the code enforcement people to back down...
Parenting involves all three, but I leaned heavily on "How's that working out for you?"
I've found that parenting involves a judicious balance between #1 and #3.That was first, pick 'em up, dust them off, fix their boo-boos, love 'em up.
That was first, pick 'em up, dust them off, fix their boo-boos, love 'em up.
Then, after they have recovered and their limbic brain has crawled back in the corner, #3.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/yy-2-8.jpg)Not so cold. Walk outside when the sun warms the dog farts and listen to them go off....
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aBnd6w2_700bwp.webp)Yep!
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aAG06pR_460s.jpg)With the Star Spangled Banner playing...just before the test pattern tone, only it was all in black and white....
Not so cold. Walk outside when the sun warms the dog farts and listen to them go off....
With the Star Spangled Banner playing...just before the test pattern tone, only it was all in black and white....
@Smokin JoeOr Outer Limits! Two of my favorite shows of the era!
Usually,immediately after "The Twilight Zone" episode ended.
Or Outer Limits! Two of my favorite shows of the era!
Night Gallery...Yep, that too!
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Or Outer Limits! Two of my favorite shows of the era!
@Smokin JoeI liked Alfred Hitchcock Presents, too. I even had a collection of stories he'd edited (one of the biggest, thickest books I owned at the time).
Mine,too.
The old black and white "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" is another. I still watch them in black and white on the "secret" tv channels that the biggies own,but don't promote. They fill them with REALLY old tv shows they don't have to pay royalties on (my best guess) so they can justify keeping them to the FCC.
They also show bile like "Petticoat Junction". Anything to keep the broadcast license live in case they need to expand.
I liked Alfred Hitchcock Presents, too. I even had a collection of stories he'd edited (one of the biggest, thickest books I owned at the time).
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Don't know if this is actually true or not. But it did make me chuckle.
@Smokin JoeWe used to imitate him as kids, but back then everyone 'got it'.
Even after all these decades,I STILL crack up when he marches out on the stage and says "Good Even-ing!"
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/when-the-longer-you-look-at-this-clown-shower-for-kids-the-worse-it-gets.jpeg)When pedophiles are allowed to design for children.
@Smokin JoeThey also show the original Twighlight Zone, One Step Beyond, Naked City, but yeah also shows that are well past their sugary pap content time.
Mine,too.
The old black and white "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" is another. I still watch them in black and white on the "secret" tv channels that the biggies own,but don't promote. They fill them with REALLY old tv shows they don't have to pay royalties on (my best guess) so they can justify keeping them to the FCC.
They also show bile like "Petticoat Junction". Anything to keep the broadcast license live in case they need to expand.
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A point in @Texas Robin favor, who has been advocating for me to get another Dog.
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@Kamaji
See if you can upload attachment
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@Kamaji
????
The holes in the side of the tennis shoes are to allow air in to reduce the sweat,and the Rivets in the jean pockets are to keep the pockets from tearing..
I don't recognize the black thing,and the UN thing exists to bleed tax dollars from Americans.
A point in @Texas Robin favor, who has been advocating for me to get another Dog.
So has my Korean neighbor.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/nope-17.jpg)Dang, I'm pretty sure there's a SciFi or horror flick in the future for that thing.
Dang, I'm pretty sure there's a SciFi or horror flick in the future for that thing.
It might be an immature flounder in the process of having its one eye move to the other side.
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/099/897/217/small/2e2e6d9cc98366c6.jpeg)Sometimes your the lion and sometimes the monkey, either way you end up hoping you are faster than the other.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/yy-1-12.jpg)87 octane is 'super unleaded'? That's "Regular" here.
87 octane is 'super unleaded'? That's "Regular" here.
An easy way to smoke hash while you're driving.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/z-memes-50-13.jpg)My son told years ago that I was reddit famous because someone took a picture of my trucks rear window and a sticker/decal I had made up. I got tired of seeing Lord knows how many people driving around with memorial decals so I had a guy make up one using the template and the words 'In Memory Of When I cared'. That was back in 2004, long before this shirt idea came about. My feeling is if a person really meant that much to you why do you need a reminder on your car and as far as anyone else, if they didn't know you or the dead why would they care.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/z-memes-81.jpg)Been there done that, and afterwards I said never again, next thing I knew I was in a boom lift at 65 feet in a stiff wind trying to hang a twenty plus foot cross on the steeple of a church we were remodeling. Did I mention I don't do well with heights? :scared smiley:
Been there done that, and afterwards I said never again, next thing I knew I was in a boom lift at 65 feet in a stiff wind trying to hang a twenty plus foot cross on the steeple of a church we were remodeling. Did I mention I don't do well with heights? :scared smiley:
It ain't the falling that's the problem... It's the sudden stop at the bottom. So the only issue is to make sure you don't land.Nah, when my hearing went so did my sense of balance so it's a feeling of falling all the time even atop a six foot ladder now. Really sucks, especially when my boss who happened to be my best friend too thought it was really funny to rock our small man lift twenty some feet up, haha. It's really not about falling or fearing hitting the ground, it's feeling. I still worked heights and roof edges, if you don't work you can't support your family so.....
Nah, when my hearing went so did my sense of balance so it's a feeling of falling all the time even atop a six foot ladder now. Really sucks, especially when my boss who happened to be my best friend too thought it was really funny to rock our small man lift twenty some feet up, haha. It's really not about falling or fearing hitting the ground, it's feeling. I still worked heights and roof edges, if you don't work you can't support your family so.....
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/z-memes-21-1.jpeg)Don't want no War Pig, just a rack of ribs...
Don't want no War Pig, just a rack of ribs...
pwned!
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@Kamaji
He clearly inherited the business. Too much of a dumb bleep to start and run one.
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The seat belt noise don't work no more in anything I have. First thing disconnected, every time.Yup. I'm old school and I hate all that racket while I'm trying to hear the engine starting up.
The seat belt noise don't work no more in anything I have. First thing disconnected, every time.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/z-memes-85-2.jpg)There are more B vitamins in the heels than the center slices...and more flavor, imho.
Your truck has seat belts?One does, one does not (they didn't have them than).
Your truck has seat belts?
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/when-you-gotta-walk-now.jpeg)There were jobs were I drove a hundred miles one way, so no I wouldn't walk especially not carrying 40-60 pounds of tools **nononono* And driving an electric would have been a joke, where to charge it when there wasn't enough power access for everyone's tools.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/015225d80c4fb9a3ee38792cb7316afb49bdbfc78095f95a13ba819108ae3e55_1.jpg)2019, wasn't in Idaho, wasn't a grocery store. A shooting range in Texas did it to mock Walmart.
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How they use shotguns in moviesYep. Just like jacking the first round out of a semiauto pistol...with the 400 round magazine...
Gus Johnson on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6OBk9YBLQU
How they use shotguns in movies
Gus Johnson on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6OBk9YBLQU
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@Kamaji
And I am pretty sure that is a room a lot of therapists would readily identify as "home base".
Saw a movie where some Mel Gibson type guy, not Mel Gibson, walks into a side room. Twenty Black guys all draw semiautos point them at the hero and cock them in unison. Then there is some kind of banter about, "Did ju bring da money!" The hero says some smartass thing about I'll go get for you right now. The pimp says, 'You ain't goin' nowhere!' All twenty of the bad guys all cock their weapons again, and again all in unison with no shells ejected. It made me laugh.
Yep. Just like jacking the first round out of a semiauto pistol...with the 400 round magazine...
Saw a movie where some Mel Gibson type guy, not Mel Gibson, walks into a side room. Twenty Black guys all draw semiautos point them at the hero and cock them in unison. Then there is some kind of banter about, "Did ju bring da money!" The hero says some smartass thing about I'll go get for you right now. The pimp says, 'You ain't goin' nowhere!' All twenty of the bad guys all cock their weapons again, and again all in unison with no shells ejected. It made me laugh.I noticed as a kid, that the 'ricochet noise' meant someone had been shot. Not the wet whap or whop sound a bullet really makes when it hits flesh, but the sound of one bouncing off a rock or a brick wall.
Hollywood really and truly has no idea at all how guns work. They really just do not know. All they know is that cocking a weapon is for punctuation and a threat, and shooting a weapon makes a *bang*. Beyond those two things they are clueless. Which is how we constantly see pistols and other weapons with endless rounds. They simply do not know what they are doing.
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a21wj2d_460s.jpg)Someone either was or wasn't thinking, depends on their attitude toward it all...
Someone either was or wasn't thinking, depends on their attitude toward it all...It is obviously a penis with balls. Hard to believe this was an oversight. Somebody, some where along the way to approval saw it and said, 'Yep, looks fine to me'.
It is obviously a penis with balls. Hard to believe this was an oversight. Somebody, some where along the way to approval saw it and said, 'Yep, looks fine to me'.I think that's because people only see what they want to see.
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@KamajiSeasonal work, most likely (Halloween).
I'm going to go out on a limb here,and guess it has been a while since he has had a date.
Or a job.
I would REALLY like to know how he supports himself,pays bills,and can afford those expensive body modifications.
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I always do what the voices in my head tell me to do.
What if they conflict amongst themselves? Majority vote?
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They decide by committee, therefore my brain looks a lot like a camel. 333cleo 333cleo
One hump, or two?
Two. One hump would be a Dromedary....
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/yy-4-10.jpg)Well when I was in school it was for some other kid to rip off.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/z-memes-95-2.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6BK0dNN2k4
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/fd14ffa1ea3671a91b339283aaabfd108c3cc78894f88136e0d1a4674b32060b_1.jpg)A true 'closet' biker. (no bugs in their teeth).
A true 'closet' biker. (no bugs in their teeth).
@Smokin JoeYou're preaching to the choir, bro. Always (well, almost always) wore gloves, favored gauntlets, leather jacket, and goggles. I switched to gauntlets after a wasp went up my sleeve going down the highway at 50, and the rotten critter managed to sting me seven times on the way to my armpit while I was shutting the bike down. Only wore a helmet when I had to (which meant Canada in these parts) and never liked it, for all the reasons you stated.
Not as ridiculous as it seems at first glance. I can tell you as a MC rider for more than 40 years that you do NOT want to get a wasp,or any other insect forced down your throat by a 60 MPH wind.
He is wearing safety glasses for a similar reason. You do NOT want to get hit in the eye by a rock thrown up by a truck tire,or anything else when riding down the road.
As for helmets,they are mostly pacifiers for the clueless when it comes to road riding. They DO have their proper place in racing circles because of the unique situation of closed loop racing.
Mostly useless at any speed over 35 MPH or so highway driving,though. Ever passed by a MC accident and see some goober lying dead in the road with a broken neck from his helmet snapping it after he was hit from behind while stopped at a red light?
Or seen one laying in the road with his helmet full of blood?
I used to be a true-believer when it came to wearing helmets,and then had a good friend convince me to try riding without one for a week. I have never voluntarily worn a helmet since. You can see and hear so much better without them that wearing one is actually dangerous,and this ain't even addressing the broken necks from whiplash due to the extra weight on your head in a "sudden stop accident".
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bf307f6aceca5293e9c1aff7e4b3f31614ad80a16eb88f39bcccac9501700925.jpg)Yep. Reads a lot like a cell phone bill...
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/yz-3-5.jpg)Maybe they did. (I don't know about the article or the author, but that might be a critique (with plausible deniability, of course).
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/you-drinking.jpg)Beeautiful! :silly:
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No action figures, no Legos, no Model kits, ... no 'toys' at all.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/yz-3-5.jpg)I'm guessing it was an article about Kamala Harris?
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/z-memes-31-7.jpg)Don't order the birthday surprise... 888mouth
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Don't know who made this meme but they hit the bullseye.
I have wondered my entire adult life why God or Evolution would put hair on my butthole?
It makes absolutely NO evolutionary sense.
(https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=1920,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/ezgif-4-eb51576165-jpg.955681/)I don't know how far back that tree goes but it's obvious that evolution has increased the size of the ass............at both ends.
I don't know how far back that tree goes but it's obvious that evolution has increased the size of the ass............at both ends.I keep getting an image of kids' birthday parties trying to pin a tail on that....
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For my Star Trek Friends
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And that...is...the..truth!!
https://twitter.com/SteveInmanUIC/status/1507350615696896005
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Full life-cycle shopping ...
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/z-memes-15-8.jpg)Kidneys on eBay, anyone?
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/your-college-days.jpg)Roly Poly Ollie?
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@EdinVA@sneakypete
I always heard it as "old age and treachery will destroy youth and enthusiasm."
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/z-memes-49-6.jpg)Just take comfort in not being delusional.
Just take comfort in not being delusional.
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Isn't that sword illegal to carry in public in the UK? Many knives are illegal there.
Trump's hole-in-one.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/z-memes-57-8.jpg)When I was really little, we had a '53 olds and when it was cold I would sleep on the rear deck behind the backseat... it was warm under that big back window...
I never heard of a Hail CannonA hail cannon is a shock wave generator claimed to disrupt the formation of hailstones in the atmosphere. These devices frequently engender conflict between ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr39f5t_Mdc
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I wonder if Disney is going to provide litter-boxes for all their furries?
I will personally protest them if they don't. In for a penny, in for a pound.
@240BYeah, when I look back at all the wild eyed crazy sh*t I did when I was younger, it seems pretty plain jane now.
I will admit that back in my younger days,I sometimes used to wonder if it was me,or the society we live in that was nuts.
I no longer wonder.
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When I was really little, we had a '53 olds and when it was cold I would sleep on the rear deck behind the backseat... it was warm under that big back window...
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/yz-1.jpg)I mean really, the EV owner should just cut out the middle man and tow their own generator.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/z-memes-143.jpg)They all do seem to have an inflated sense of self-importance.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/when-youre-fired.jpg)I worked with two that also were the laziest people I worked with but I didn't have to wonder why they hadn't been fired, one was the owner of the company's son in law and the other was my bosses son in law.
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Well that's just not safe, they didn't install the safety pin in it's hole in the bottom of the adjustable hammer.@Kamaji
Well that's just not safe, they didn't install the safety pin in it's hole in the bottom of the adjustable hammer.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/z-memes-143.jpg)Factchecker on the left, they's identifyin'
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@Kamaji
So simple it's actually brilliant.
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/angvEEn_460s.jpg)Watch "Blacklist" on Netflix.
Watch "Blacklist" on Netflix.Watched the whole thing and enjoyed it very much.
Watched the whole thing and enjoyed it very much.Yes, the ending was a letdown, but up to that the show was good.
The ending is stupid.
Zero is the non-number number which changed reality and the world. Solve for zero is the basis of many higher math concepts.
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Watched the whole thing and enjoyed it very much.
The ending is stupid.
Zero is the non-number number which changed reality and the world. Solve for zero is the basis of many higher math concepts.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/history-of-zero/
The number zero as we know it arrived in the West circa 1200, most famously delivered by Italian mathematician Fibonacci (aka Leonardo of Pisa), who brought it, along with the rest of the Arabic numerals, back from his travels to north Africa. But the history of zero, both as a concept and a number, stretches far deeper into history—so deep, in fact, that its provenance is difficult to nail down.
"There are at least two discoveries, or inventions, of zero," says Charles Seife, author of Zero: The Biography of a Dangerous Idea (Viking, 2000). "The one that we got the zero from came from the Fertile Crescent." It first came to be between 400 and 300 B.C. in Babylon, Seife says, before developing in India, wending its way through northern Africa and, in Fibonacci's hands, crossing into Europe via Italy.
Initially, zero functioned as a mere placeholder—a way to tell 1 from 10 from 100, to give an example using Arabic numerals. "That's not a full zero," Seife says. "A full zero is a number on its own; it's the average of –1 and 1."
It began to take shape as a number, rather than a punctuation mark between numbers, in India in the fifth century A.D., says Robert Kaplan, author of The Nothing That Is: A Natural History of Zero (Oxford University Press, 2000). "It isn't until then, and not even fully then, that zero gets full citizenship in the republic of numbers," Kaplan says. Some cultures were slow to accept the idea of zero, which for many carried darkly magical connotations.
The second appearance of zero occurred independently in the New World, in Mayan culture, likely in the first few centuries A.D. "That, I suppose, is the most striking example of the zero being devised wholly from scratch," Kaplan says.
Kaplan pinpoints an even earlier emergence of a placeholder zero, a pair of angled wedges used by the Sumerians to denote an empty number column some 4,000 to 5,000 years ago.
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OR a suicide :whistle:Too many tracks for a rogue wave...
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I still remember when they did it like this.I'm going to assume you meant pushing the car from behind to get it started and not...
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/z-memes-55-3.jpg)While ridiculous, the trailer has no tags and could be reason for a ticket if towed, but as part of the load on a truck, is legal to drive down the highway.
Only an 'Oil Company Bum' would come up with an explanation like that @Smokin Joe :beer:Git 'er done!
Charlie Robison - Loving County (studio version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uewrSagO-r4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uewrSagO-r4)
While ridiculous, the trailer has no tags and could be reason for a ticket if towed, but as part of the load on a truck, is legal to drive down the highway.
Not that anyone ever pays any mind to trailer tags. I prolly ought to go look, because I ain't even looked at any of my trailer plates for a decade or more. Didn't even occur to me they might go bad :whistle:Sometimes you can get away with 'bad' ones, but it's hard to ignore when they just are not there. I knew one guy who had a bunch of fairly identical trailers which would spend a month or more on site. He had one set of good plates that left with the tow vehicle...
Sometimes you can get away with 'bad' ones, but it's hard to ignore when they just are not there. I knew one guy who had a bunch of fairly identical trailers which would spend a month or more on site. He had one set of good plates that left with the tow vehicle...
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/z-meme-19-1.jpg)I would do it. Just for no reason. Just to see what happens.
I would do it. Just for no reason. Just to see what happens.
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No man.
No way. Those bleep psych nurses are there for a reason.
The meanest people on Earth.
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No man.
No way. Those bleep psych nurses are there for a reason.
The meanest people on Earth.
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@Kamaji
I don't have the first clue as to what he is implying.
It's for those people on social media that post pics of their presented dinner plate before digging in... :laugh:
@DCPatriot
Ok,thanks.
It's for those people on social media that post pics of their presented dinner plate before digging in... :laugh:
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/z-meme-156.jpg)I wonder if that includes him walking his dog in grocery store?
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@Kamaji
YIKES!
How is that even possible?
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That's hilarious.
Correctamundo!
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Of course, @roamer_1 probably already has one. :laugh:
The holler ain't far from that @DCPatriot ...
End of a two-track... you have to know where to turn off to get to the place.. It is rock so no tracks, and the only way in is through the creek just down from the falls, and thirty feet downstream, is the top of the next falls...
You cannot see the property at all getting to it. And I DO mean the ONLY way... That lower falls is the beginning of a ravine that wraps the west and the south, and high cliffs to the east... with another hundred acres up to the north, equally inaccessible (my entrance completely controls that land). I have very little fencing to do.
BUT, 'digging it into the hill won't happen - It is shield country, with rock sticking out all over... You won't get down more than 2 or 3 feet without running into a piece of Montana.
And it is likely, because it is a hanging valley (with a spectacular view), that once the cabin is there, the light from the cabin will be quite visible for miles to the south.
So close, but not quite.
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@Right_in_Virginia
LOVE it!
Thank you!
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/so-this-happened.jpg)Isn't that how everyone makes oatmeal in the microwave?
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/z-Memes-35-7.jpg)Tricky maybe but what an electrifying experience (https://i.imgur.com/pGCJQXk.gif)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/632191f6be38830844094da16deb9680fff1451b2dc1bd6792869e47287f18d6.jpg)Well played, sir! 888high58888
Even a waitress can do corny Dad jokes
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/z-meme-72-1.jpg)That's the truth, but I'm catching up... :shrug:
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That can't be unseen.
Is that a bad thing?
I can't answer on the grounds I might incriminate myself.... 888mouth
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/you-see-the-cops.jpg)That must be pretty new, I don't see any bullet holes.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/you-see-the-cops.jpg)The town of Amidon, ND has a fake police car (updated a couple of times in the past 40 years) in the middle of town, in a 25 MPH zone on US 85. No matter how many times you see it, you still slow down...which is what they wanted in the first place. :shrug:
The town of Amidon, ND has a fake police car (updated a couple of times in the past 40 years) in the middle of town, in a 25 MPH zone on US 85. No matter how many times you see it, you still slow down...which is what they wanted in the first place. :shrug:Around my area and other places in California they often park out of service vehicles in areas where people tend to ignore speed limits for the same reason.
Around my area and other places in California they often park out of service vehicles in areas where people tend to ignore speed limits for the same reason.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/you-need-the-backstory.jpg)There are only so many key combinations out there. It's rare, but every now and then, someone gets into a car, same make, model, and year as theirs, and the key works.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/z-memes-2-11.jpg)Obviously a result of TBIs from all that bombing...
22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to “eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms.”
23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. “Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art.”
Local news this morning:Funny how that works. I wonder who she knows that might have a reason for helping her do that.
A severely injured woman was found with her legs tied with rope on a D.C. sidewalk below a broken 9th floor window-frame.
They said that "She fell". :2popcorn:
Funny how that works. I wonder who she knows that might have a reason for helping her do that.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/z-memes-10-11.jpg)Never did that, but we sent more than a few looking for the Dickfor tool.
Never did that, but we sent more than a few looking for the Dickfor tool.
Never did that, but we sent more than a few looking for the Dickfor tool.
Well that was the whole point of the exercise :laugh: I haven't worked a job yet that a gullible newbee hasn't been the target of good natured ribbing, it's like an initiation.
And I'm sure that, at some point, they all asked somebody, "whats a Di*****"? Right?
Well that was the whole point of the exercise :laugh: I haven't worked a job yet that a gullible newbee hasn't been the target of good natured ribbing, it's like an initiation.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/your-funny-signs-5.jpg)Ah, Benny Hill. A nostalgia station has been running his shows again, sadly the topless women have all been expunged.
Ah, Benny Hill. A nostalgia station has been running his shows again, sadly the topless women have all been expunged.
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@Kamaji
THAT's funny!
Ya gotta give the waitress/manager credit for keeping her cool and just going along with it without embarrassing the customer.
@GtHawkWell he was alone and it was days after he died that neighbor called someone because of the smell but he sure as heck wasn't penniless.
It's hard to believe that Benny Hill died alone and virtually penniless in a tiny walk-up apartment,isn't it?
Unless maybe he went nuts and wanted to live like that.
Well he was alone and it was days after he died that neighbor called someone because of the smell but he sure as heck wasn't penniless.
What was Benny Hill worth when he died?
Benny Hill Estate Value And Inheritance: At the time of his death in 1992, Benny Hill's estate was worth $8.5 million, which is roughly the same as $15 million today after adjusting for inflation.
@GtHawk
YIKES!
That's really surprising because most comedians are very outgoing. Not to mention why have all that money and live in a tiny walk-up apartment?
I am guessing he maybe developed mental problems as he aged.
My experience with the professional comics I've met is they are mostly intensely unhappy people. :shrug:
My experience with the professional comics I've met is they are mostly intensely unhappy people. :shrug:
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e74622eb5caec7f1d374fb0b5b8bd0adc4613b76bd6aba31dc08cf881c4a284f.jpg)Back in the day shit like that was locked away where it belonged........the asylum.
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...know how to dial a telephone and drive a stick shift.
Know how to dial a rotary telephone!
...know how to dial a telephone and drive a stick shift.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/z-meme-80-1.jpg)They call those people oldtimers from the long ago.
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What? Is that the Garden Center of Eden? Beware of the snake talking about Apples. Just say'n
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/funny-230.jpg)Mom said, don't worry you'll grow into to them, I should have realized it wasn't true when dad couldn't stop laughing.
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@Kamaji
Still,even with that handicap,she is a cute little booger,ain't she?
My 'Check Liver' light came on a few weeks ago and being without Medical Care right now (Humana blacklisted me over refusal to wear a face diaper), I decided to cut way back on my dinking, though I smoke more pot, now.
My drink of choice these days~7Up.
Crap Life is as Boring as I always suspected it was.
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@corbe
Have you considered trying to upgrade the quality of the vodka you are drinking?
I only drink the good stuff @sneakypete Top Shelf Bourbon and Craft Beer, Freshly Brewed.
As my pappy always said 'This too shall pass'.
@sneakypete
Beer made with and flavored with Kraft Cheese? Lol.
I only drink the good stuff @sneakypete Top Shelf Bourbon and Craft Beer, Freshly Brewed.
As my pappy always said 'This too shall pass'.
It's the bourbon that's doing it @corbe. Scotch is much easier on the system.
@sneakypete
Beer made with and flavored with Kraft Cheese? Lol.
@sneakypete
Beer made with and flavored with Kraft Cheese? Lol.
*shudder*
Reminds me of my first and only time trying to make a beer float (like a root beer float)... Ice cream goes with everything, right?
:3:
The only way to make a beer float:
*shudder*Try some of these, no beer but all adult Root Beer floats.
Reminds me of my first and only time trying to make a beer float (like a root beer float)... Ice cream goes with everything, right?
:3:
Try some of these, no beer but all adult Root Beer floats.
https://www.yummly.com/recipes/alcoholic-root-beer-float
*shudder*
Reminds me of my first and only time trying to make a beer float (like a root beer float)... Ice cream goes with everything, right?
:3:
(https://www.1911addicts.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=1920,fit=scale-down/https://www.1911addicts.com/attachments/66i-2fkzq9_t3-jpg.981893/)And I was thinking...Nice horse! :shrug:
@Kamaji
DAMN!
That's amazing!
How did ya guess?
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/z-memes-52-10.jpg)I'm telling you there's money to be made in Velcro jammies and sheets.
I suspected as much @libertybele I hope my relationship with @Texas Robin can outlast this temporary sobriety phase I'm up against.
I suspected as much @libertybele I hope my relationship with @Texas Robin can outlast this temporary sobriety phase I'm up against.
@corbe you don't have to worry, as I'm in it for the long haul. I know that you know, that I know your stubborn. You know that I know that you need to do your thing, just don't disappear, you know. wink777
How sweet! Much better than the legal weed care package I was going to send....
And to think I just reupped with my contact. :beer:
I just bought a quarter of weed that tested 42% THC. Sativa.
Where I live has become legal weed heaven. We're called the tri-state area, CA, NV and AZ, and all have legal weed. All in less than an hour's drive of my Castillo.
How sweet! Much better than the legal weed care package I was going to send....
Was just speaking about this yesterday....the difference in today's pot potency compared to our "Acapulco Gold" we'd score back in the 60's.
It's a completely different 'high', today. Very potent. An old toker must break their habit of filling the bowl just out of reflex.
I've been enjoying a 32 THCa Sativa, but I forget to eat. Not good.
Have been bingeing on OZARK's final episodes of Season 4. Damn great televison.
@Cyber Liberty
You,too????? :yowsa:
Was just speaking about this yesterday....the difference in today's pot potency compared to our "Acapulco Gold" we'd score back in the 60's.
It's a completely different 'high', today. Very potent. An old toker must break their habit of filling the bowl just out of reflex.
I've been enjoying a 32 THCa Sativa, but I forget to eat. Not good.
Have been bingeing on OZARK's final episodes of Season 4. Damn great televison.
@DCPatriot I'm just looking for something to stop the pain and muscle spasms. With all the different types out there these days, I don't have a clue.
Also, is it true you need a CBD card/prescription and can they take away your carry permit if you have one??
@DCPatriot I'm just looking for something to stop the pain and muscle spasms. With all the different types out there these days, I don't have a clue.
Also, is it true you need a CBD card/prescription and can they take away your carry permit if you have one??
@DCPatriot I'm just looking for something to stop the pain and muscle spasms. With all the different types out there these days, I don't have a clue.
Also, is it true you need a CBD card/prescription and can they take away your carry permit if you have one??
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@Kamaji
How many years has the Unibomber been dead?
Anyone else wondering how much that warehouse rental is each month,or how many items are stored it it that are as irrelevant as the Unibobmers shack?
How many thousands of warehouse spaces all across the US do WE,THE TAXPAERS,pay the rent on each month,so the goobermint can store items like this?
And how many Federal Employees are we paying to man the warehouse,and guard the warehouses?
He's still alive: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kaczynski
@Kamaji
I'll be damned! I was sure he was dead. Not that it really matters because I have a better chance of winning the lottery that he ever does of needing his shack back so he can live in it.
The point it,WHY are the taxpayers paying money every month to keep it in storage?
Of WHAT possible use could it be?
And......,if they are still storing that thing,what else are we paying to keep in storage?
That being said, I have no idea if the cabin is still being held, or if it's been destroyed (or returned to the property it originally sat on).
Unless some judge ordered it to be destroyed,sold,or returned to the land it was on,which seems HIGHLY unlikely,it's still in storage somewhere.
Chances are everybody,even the people in involved in that court case have forgotten it even exists.
People being the freaks they are,I bet you could pull in some serious bucks by putting it up for sale at a public auction,and get back some of the money that has been wasted keeping it stored inside.
He's still alive: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kaczynski
@Kamaji
I'll be damned! I was sure he was dead. Not that it really matters because I have a better chance of winning the lottery that he ever does of needing his shack back so he can live in it.
The point it,WHY are the taxpayers paying money every month to keep it in storage?
Of WHAT possible use could it be?
And......,if they are still storing that thing,what else are we paying to keep in storage?
That being said, I have no idea if the cabin is still being held, or if it's been destroyed (or returned to the property it originally sat on).
Unless some judge ordered it to be destroyed,sold,or returned to the land it was on,which seems HIGHLY unlikely,it's still in storage somewhere.
Chances are everybody,even the people in involved in that court case have forgotten it even exists.
People being the freaks they are,I bet you could pull in some serious bucks by putting it up for sale at a public auction,and get back some of the money that has been wasted keeping it stored inside.
@sneakypete
Apparently, it was on display that the Newseum until 2019, when that group closed down, and as of 2020 was at the FBI headquarters, as per this FBI item: https://www.fbi.gov/history/artifact-of-the-month/april-2021-unabomber-cabin
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@Kamaji
I am guessing that question doesn't get asked very often. I have never even heard of her.
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She was a famous musician at one time: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enya
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What exactly is "Jazz Liver?"
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/funny-48.jpg)Makes you wonder how often, or even if, she gets around to every room in the place. Still, it's her money, her life, so more power to her. I pray she is happy with it.
Makes you wonder how often, or even if, she gets around to every room in the place. Still, it's her money, her life, so more power to her. I pray she is happy with it.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/funny-95.jpg)Looks like someone didn't check the vent on the pressure cooker...
Looks like someone didn't check the vent on the pressure cooker...
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d39289a2dcc0c587db47dda810cc30b46d0e959ca2772bca6a0d720dd13387ef.jpg)What would be better is Pelosi holding a laundry bag of cash marked dirty and Zelensky dressed in a laundry company uniform handing back a laundry bag of cash marked clean.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/funny-48.jpg)So many of the rooms are haunted. I'm no scardey cat, but just imagine wandering around this place 2or3am with a candle. Don't know for a fact that the place is haunted, but just looking at it, it has to be haunted. It is perfect for that. She is conjuring up something there, by herself, with her cats, alone at night.
So many of the rooms are haunted. I'm no scardey cat, but just imagine wandering around this place 2or3am with a candle. Don't know for a fact that the place is haunted, but just looking at it, it has to be haunted. It is perfect for that. She is conjuring up something there, by herself, with her cats, alone at night.
But, she did the right thing. She got her (what is now called) FU money, and made the whole world leave her the 'F' alone, with her stupid cats. Many of us can only dream of such a life. Carry on my dear, see you in the next life.
Same with tattoos. Tattoos are a mystery to me. Why crazy people allow their bodies to be used as a 'doodle paper' for a toddler which lasts your entire life ... I simply do not understand this urge.
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@Kamaji
That dude just lost that bag of cheetos.
@sneakypete If he's lucky, that's all he's lost.
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@Kamaji
THE meanest cat I have ever seen in my life was a medium-sized female Calico that decided to move in with me after the neighbors moved away and left her locked inside the house in the summer. I saw her sitting in a basement window,so broke the window to let her out. I guess she thought it meant she owes me,because she followed my home and followed me inside. Since it appeared like I owned a cat,I went and bought cat food for her. I already told the story here about a stray doberman following her home one day and moving in,too. The Dobie was her pet,and this big-ass female dobie would lick her until she was wet,and the cat would do figure 8's around her legs.
It took at least several months of living with me before I could touch the cat without getting clawed.
Meanest,and the cleverest cat I have ever seen. When I moved,one of the neighbors had a German Shepherd,and it wasn't long before he would run and hide under his house when my cat went into the yard to eat the cat food his masters put out for the cat that lived there.
Yet,she was defeated by a freaking squirrel.
The squirrel lived in a tree in our yard. I had seen this developing for a while,and was wondering when the squirrel would get eaten. He was aggressive as hell. He would see the cat out in the yard,and come running down the tree to run in circles in the leaves to make noise to get the cat to chase him,and then run up the tree to get away.
The cat would get pissed and start out to do that,and then realize she was being suckered,and back down the trunk.
Came home from school one night at midnight,as always,and the neighbors next door were still up waiting for me to get home because my cat was trapped up on their second story roof,and a major snow storm was coming through. They waited up because they knew my cat was on their roof,and wanted to tell me and see if I could help them get her off.
Come to find out,that damn squirrel finally got her pissed enough to chase him up the tree and out on a limb that was really too weak to support her,so she jumped off the limb and onto the roof,just like the squirrel did,but the squirrel had it planned out and just jumped to another tree or another roof,and got away. With the roof covered with snow,the cat was afraid to jump.
So,with my permission,one of the guys that lived next door ran a water hose out a window and used it to "wash" her off the roof. She landed in the snow,so no harm except to her ego,and the fact that she was soaking wet and pissed.
I picked her up,took her in the apartment,and used a big fluffy towel to dry her,and she went and laid down on a heat vent.
She never again tried to chase that squirrel,though. No matter how hard he tried,and he did try hard,she would just turn around and look the other way and pretend he wasn't there. It was hilarious. This cat that thought nothing of mixing it up with a German Shepherd was afraid of that little squirrel. He would jump out of the tree and run around in circles in the dry leaves to get her attention,and it would seem to occur to her that is was that squirrel teasing her again,and her head would snap back the other way and she would pretend she didn't hear anything.
AFAIK,she never again chased any squirrels. I know for a fact I never had to get her off a roof top again.
She lived at least another 10 years before I had to have her put down because she was dying from cancer. My father,who hated cats and who I had to threaten to make sure he didn't hurt or kill her while I was at work was even won over by her. I would come home a little early some times and catch him cooking fish for both of them. In fact,the very last words he said to me the morning he lay dying was "You take good care of "that damn cat",boy!" That was literally the last thing he ever said. A minute or two later he was dead.
Even as he was dying,she was "that damn cat".
@sneakypeteDitto!
Great post...great story! :beer:
Ditto!
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avAddMn_460s.jpg)She is doing her part.
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She is doing her part.
@Kamaji
THE meanest cat I have ever seen in my life was a medium-sized female Calico that decided to move in with me after the neighbors moved away and left her locked inside the house in the summer. I saw her sitting in a basement window,so broke the window to let her out. I guess she thought it meant she owes me,because she followed my home and followed me inside. Since it appeared like I owned a cat,I went and bought cat food for her. I already told the story here about a stray doberman following her home one day and moving in,too. The Dobie was her pet,and this big-ass female dobie would lick her until she was wet,and the cat would do figure 8's around her legs.
It took at least several months of living with me before I could touch the cat without getting clawed.
Meanest,and the cleverest cat I have ever seen. When I moved,one of the neighbors had a German Shepherd,and it wasn't long before he would run and hide under his house when my cat went into the yard to eat the cat food his masters put out for the cat that lived there.
Yet,she was defeated by a freaking squirrel.
The squirrel lived in a tree in our yard. I had seen this developing for a while,and was wondering when the squirrel would get eaten. He was aggressive as hell. He would see the cat out in the yard,and come running down the tree to run in circles in the leaves to make noise to get the cat to chase him,and then run up the tree to get away.
The cat would get pissed and start out to do that,and then realize she was being suckered,and back down the trunk.
Came home from school one night at midnight,as always,and the neighbors next door were still up waiting for me to get home because my cat was trapped up on their second story roof,and a major snow storm was coming through. They waited up because they knew my cat was on their roof,and wanted to tell me and see if I could help them get her off.
Come to find out,that damn squirrel finally got her pissed enough to chase him up the tree and out on a limb that was really too weak to support her,so she jumped off the limb and onto the roof,just like the squirrel did,but the squirrel had it planned out and just jumped to another tree or another roof,and got away. With the roof covered with snow,the cat was afraid to jump.
So,with my permission,one of the guys that lived next door ran a water hose out a window and used it to "wash" her off the roof. She landed in the snow,so no harm except to her ego,and the fact that she was soaking wet and pissed.
I picked her up,took her in the apartment,and used a big fluffy towel to dry her,and she went and laid down on a heat vent.
She never again tried to chase that squirrel,though. No matter how hard he tried,and he did try hard,she would just turn around and look the other way and pretend he wasn't there. It was hilarious. This cat that thought nothing of mixing it up with a German Shepherd was afraid of that little squirrel. He would jump out of the tree and run around in circles in the dry leaves to get her attention,and it would seem to occur to her that is was that squirrel teasing her again,and her head would snap back the other way and she would pretend she didn't hear anything.
AFAIK,she never again chased any squirrels. I know for a fact I never had to get her off a roof top again.
She lived at least another 10 years before I had to have her put down because she was dying from cancer. My father,who hated cats and who I had to threaten to make sure he didn't hurt or kill her while I was at work was even won over by her. I would come home a little early some times and catch him cooking fish for both of them. In fact,the very last words he said to me the morning he lay dying was "You take good care of "that damn cat",boy!" That was literally the last thing he ever said. A minute or two later he was dead.
Even as he was dying,she was "that damn cat".
Every cat should live in a castle. Lol.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/z-meme-77-2.jpg)I used to work on laboratory jobs alongside a company called ISEC, big company, and their 'carpenters' checked for studs in that exact fashion, no one in the company cared because all those holes got covered by either cabinets or epoxy backsplashes. Why waste money on those stud finder gizmos when a drill bit is much cheaper :silly: But when your errors are going to be exposed like that takes a special kind of dumb.
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=840,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/105/805/664/original/d9a5f81e64b5ceb7.jpeg)They better be ready to sell ALL of that same day, or else eat it.
I used to work on laboratory jobs alongside a company called ISEC, big company, and their 'carpenters' checked for studs in that exact fashion, no one in the company cared because all those holes got covered by either cabinets or epoxy backsplashes. Why waste money on those stud finder gizmos when a drill bit is much cheaper :silly: But when your errors are going to be exposed like that takes a special kind of dumb.
Simply knocking on the sheetrock and listening to the sound at least gets you a heck of a lot closer than that.(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.IuHo7JJ_JURcos3CuKgLUgHaFJ%26pid%3DApi&f=1)
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@Kamaji
There was a reason for that. The most expensive cars built back in the late 30's and early 40's had bodied mostly made from wood. Having a half-wooden car was a status symbol in the minds of the people who were children back then growing up,and the fake wood helped sell station wagons to these people in the 70's. By then everybody understood how expensive it was to own and maintain a vehicle that was made from wood and bolted together,so the "plastic wood" was just want they wanted. Not only was it MUCH lighter than actual wood,there was no expensive and time-consuming maintenance.
My favorite vehicle was a 1985 Jeep Grand Wagoneer and it had the wood grain vinyl, I'll never forget the day my wife called me at work to tell me it burned up on the freeway 8888crybaby
I remember those days. We had a 1977 Olds Custom Cruiser and a 1979 Chrysler station wagon that had the fake vinyl paneling.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/z-memes-78-1.jpg)OK tell the truth, did you hear circus music in your head while looking at the picture and reading the caption?
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(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=840,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/105/868/704/original/73f134d91df7da1e.jpg)We did that on junker bicycles, then retrieved them with a rope, and did it again...
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@Kamaji
Well,who is going to argue with him and chase him out? Not ME!
Leftist Democrat "Woman" sues because they won't wax her "testicles"
Yea sure, Democrats are normal grounded people, just like the rest of us
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/your-baby-shoes.jpg)Why do I think those would be loved by Fauci.
Why do I think those would be loved by Fauci.Of course dwarf Fauci would love those. Look how elevated they are. With those shoes he might even make it close to 5 feet tall.
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Off topic, but I can’t wait for season 2 to come out on either Amazon or Apple so I can see it. 🖖
Is Stewart a bleeding heart liberal in this series?
Haven’t seen it. Hear Q and Seven of Nine are in it. And of course Data.Well, he was awful busy with all that Trump stuff... :shrug: :silly:
Q looks old. Guess it happens to omniscient creatures too
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a31Nbj3_460s.jpg)I've seen that species before (https://i.imgur.com/iY7SjZO.jpg?1)
Zuckerberg is an alien creature from outer space.
No one will ever convince me he is an actual human from our spacetime.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/z-memes-84-4.jpg)Last name Head?
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aGz7m7n_460s.jpg)How would you like to be the guy that was just outside the door barely holding it in just before?
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/z-memes-46-5.jpg)Reminds me of guy I used to work with, framer, carpenter, etc. was out for a couple of weeks and when he came back....six fingers, four stubbs. Alcohol, a table saw and lack of situational awareness, nothing good ever comes of it.
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I have heard stories and tall tales, but I have never seen this myself first hand.
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Well next time you want to fancy next time your a a baseball game and talking about the infield refer to it as a baseball rhombus instead of diamond.
Well, I had to look up rhombus (I'm not college edumactaed). My rule is, when I learn a new word I have to use it in a sentence three times.
I'll start tomorrow...but it ain't gonna be easy. :laugh:
Well next time you want to fancy next time your a a baseball game and talking about the infield refer to it as a baseball rhombus instead of diamond.
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From the Dog Star - Sirius.Siriusly?
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aE8EZoO_460s.jpg):silly: :patriot:
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/z-meme-120.jpg)I learned a lot of finesse from my wife.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/z-meme-194.jpg)Well, at least it isn't on a Smart Car...
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Florida hates Florida?I'm not so sure about the Dakotas hating on each other, either.
(Also, Louisiana hates everybody, fyi)
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@DCPatriot
There are some things nobody will accept an explanation for. I suspect he will suddenly start wearing trousers or full-length jeans.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9db8a06ddb0759bc951f1ed74df829722f0cb91093732d1feef2c81473989335.jpg)I reckon beer could get someone there either way (guy or girl).
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I disagree @sneakypete Noting is more expensive than Cocaine~Mentally, Physically and Spiritually.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/6gvrzk.jpg)Yeah that's cute, what would make it hilarious would be replacing the dog with Joe.
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(http://i.imgur.com/SyxGSn2.jpg)I hope they Give Mr. Cash a big plug for that hole.
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@Kamaji
Uhhhhhh..........
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A real Tweet:
https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1529479925094391810
Start your morning with a nice bowl of Period Crunch!
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/the-apple-car.jpeg)It looks like Apple got heir deign idea from their computer mouse.
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@240B
That is so accurate it's a little scary.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/z-memes-11-13.jpg)Had a dog like this decades ago. It ran away. Was tagged and the finders called to return it.
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=840,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/107/922/811/original/402c11ffd9213023.png)Groan...
@KamajiI found this when I googled the meme.
Seriously? That is an actual real photo of an actual real slide in a park?
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/z-memers-1.png)I have done this...more than once.
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a11q5Mb_460s.jpg)My timer fails repetitively at night so I need an assist frequently each hour.
I found this when I googled the meme.
An image of a playground slide shaped like human genitals has circulated on social media in Nigeria and elsewhere with claims that it was taken at a children's play park in Dresden, Germany. However, this is false: the equipment was used as a movie prop in Canada and removed after filming. Dresden officials also denied putting up the adult-themed slide.
https://www.boomlive.in/world/fake-news-human-genital-slide-playground-canadian-movie-seth-rogen-15367
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@GtHawkI cured myself of desire for that kind of movie at the Pussycat theater in Buena Park when I turned 18, even then I could recognize two things, they were unbelievable and looking at another man's junk is not something I want to do. *bouche*
Thanks!
Just knowing it was used in a movie is weird enough for me,but I can guarantee you it is a move that *I* will never rent.
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I'm older I guess...Yeah, mine too, but it also had vent windows and kick vents the original AC :silly:
My first car only had heat. And if you used it the exhaust fumes made you ill...
Yeah, mine too, but it also had vent windows and kick vents the original AC :silly:
Always wondered why the decision was made to eliminate the vent window. Safety issue? Security issue? :shrug:I think it was money, simpler to just have one big window than two with different mechanisms. I always much preferred opening the wing window instead of rolling down the main window, especially back in the days when I was a smoker.
What the hell is a 'vent window'? Looked it up online and found one.I googled my memory, than I googled car vent window and up came examples just like I had on all my pre 70 cars. A vent window, we used to call them wind wings as kids, were small triangular windows just forward of the main on the front doors and pivoted open and close and were secured with a small latch.
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I think it was money, simpler to just have one big window than two with different mechanisms. I always much preferred opening the wing window instead of rolling down the main window, especially back in the days when I was a smoker.
@Kamaji
Well,there IS a strong family resemblance. Maybe he should ask his mom a few questions about her Spring Break experiences?
What the hell is a 'vent window'? Looked it up online and found one.
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1960 Thunderbird...mine was Navy Blue :laugh:
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@240BHave known and worked with these people all my life. And when you explain to them why they are wrong calmly and logically, and after they look it up on Google and realize they are wrong, they will hate you forever. There is no worse insult to a functioning educated moron than to spotlight their idiocy. They will never forgive you. They live in their little fantasy bubble-world and they are happy and comfortable there. You must not rock their boat.
Did someone REALLY post that somewhere,and think they were making a serious post?
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Have known and worked with these people all my life. And when you explain to them why they are wrong calmly and logically, and after they look it up on Google and realize they are wrong, they will hate you forever. There is no worse insult to a functioning educated moron than to spotlight their idiocy. They will never forgive you. They live in their little fantasy bubble-world and they are happy and comfortable there. You must not rock their boat.
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@240BGave my brother a detailed description explaining how the Democrat Party is a Totalitarian Party of Fascist Hippies, Hollywood, and Billionaires. At first he said No! Not True! After I spoke for a couple of minutes he wound up saying that what I said was true. He did not ever agree with me. But at times he would say, 'Yes. Well, that is true.' over and over. Did I change his mind? Of course not. Liberals are stuck on stupid and they cannot change. So in the end he had to agree with my argument, but he just didn't care. "You are right, but I have been so conditioned to vote only Democrat that is what I must do."
Yup! Been there,and experienced that with people I thought were close relatives. Afterwards,it was like I had never been born. They wouldn't even nod at a "Hello".
So,of course,I went out of my way to welcome them with joy,anywhere and everywhere I saw them after that.
Fun is where you find it.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/z-memes-8.jpg)Or until summer reruns.
@240B:beer: 888high58888 :silly:
Yup! Been there,and experienced that with people I thought were close relatives. Afterwards,it was like I had never been born. They wouldn't even nod at a "Hello".
So,of course,I went out of my way to welcome them with joy,anywhere and everywhere I saw them after that.
Fun is where you find it.
@KamajiI think it is in the water in D.C. :shrug:
I have done pretty much every drug that was available in the 60's and 70's,and even took the ones I didn't enjoy twice,just to make sure I didn't enjoy them.
But.......,you are on your own on this one,bubba! I don't even want to be in the same state where you can get that drug.
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@Right_in_Virginia
Yeah........
That's usually about when you can feel your skin moving all around and your face melts. I was told this by a friend.
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.grizly.com%2Fstorage%2FQuestion%2F34869%2Fconversions%2Fmedia-primary.jpg)Hieronymus Bosch got pretty trippy, too.
I believe Salvador Dali lived on LSD, morning noon and night.
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=840,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/108/210/168/original/feb38287f118214b.png)"They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards!"
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"They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards!"
Gen Creighton Abrams, during the relief of Bastogne.
@Smokin JoeI did, too, but I googled it, and it came up attributed to Abrams at the relief of Bastogne.(That doesn't mean Chesty didn't say it, too.)
I always thought that was a quote from the USMC's "Chesty" Puller during WW-2,when the Japanese had them surrounded.
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(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=840,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/108/516/237/original/aa5b1dae9c6422d9.png)Thank you for the family friendly version.
Thank you for the family friendly version.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/z-meme-5-2.jpeg)Seems a mite self-evident... :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
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:silly:
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An eternal truth
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Ain't that the sorry truth. I left the kitchen in clean shape this morning. It will be full of dirty dishes this evening when I get home.
Me too. The wierd part is, I am the only person living here... :whistle: :shrug:
At least as far as you know!!
:silly:
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We have a latter-day Gestapo in this little German Texas Town and they know me.
The limit of our conversation is 'Yes Sir and No Sir' for me until I ask Do you have a Warrant?, then it all goes sideways.
We have a latter-day Gestapo in this little German Texas Town and they know me.
The limit of our conversation is 'Yes Sir and No Sir' for me until I ask Do you have a Warrant?, then it all goes sideways.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/z-memes-92-4.jpg)I thought this was already done, how else do you explain Biden, Pelosi, Feinstein and others?
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aZrvq29_700b.jpg)Of course, this raises the question (no pun intended) of whether that change in angular momentum is essential to normal planetary rotation....
(https://i.imgflip.com/6jnnjh.jpg)Get both. That way no matter who attacks you, you can scrounge ammo from their dead.
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It has come to my attention, over here and there, that you people do not understand the depth and breath of my hatred for all of you. I would go on about hating you, but your feeble minds would never understand it anyway.
"Breadth" happy77 :beer:
Good catch!
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/z-memes-38-7.jpg)Ever been so tired you don't want to get out of the car to unlock the front door?
It has come to my attention, over here and there, that you people do not understand the depth and breath of my hatred for all of you. I would go on about hating you, but your feeble minds would never understand it anyway.I hear you.........I just don't give a shit :tongue2:
In general, I don't like people that get their jollies chatting up other people on the Internet BUT in yalls exception, I make a note.
Gee, thanks ?
@sneakypete that's a representation of Paul Pelousi, married to nancy.
"Look, Father, this one gets 10 miles to the feed bag!!"
@corbe
Ok,a He/She?
Not sure @sneakypete I'm not a Biologist.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/z-memes-44-7.jpg)Hold it! I see Ice Cream!
"Breadth" happy77 :beer::silly:
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@Kamaji
I flat LOVE a woman with a good sense of humor.
In fact,it is damn near a requirement for both of us.
I'm just grateful no one brought up @Kamaji 's Hairy Beaver meme. I certainly would miss yall.
Hold it! I see Ice Cream!
Stealing this. Perfect. Thank you I’m usually bored and I always want ice creamYou can't steal what is freely given, and You may be my guest!
@andy58-in-nh
My 03 4 cylinder Ranger "beater pu" is about to throw a rod,so I am in the market for a new truck or car. For the first time since 1992. "Sticker Shock" is more than an expression.
Too old and too crippled up to fix it anymore,so I have to buy a new one to make hospital and doctor appointments,with the closest one being right at 30 miles away.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/z-memes-16-9.jpg)Considering you never know how long you have...I can see this.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7c2ba770a5c6d4dbf840c0d203152b0302cd86922ea5230cfff8b55a62dd2389.jpg)Sh*thead is, too... :whistle:
@sneakypete
Geez...IMO, the meme represents Mr. Pelosi being so drunk that somebody painted "Nancy eyebrows and eye shadow" on him.
Has nothing to do with his sexuality.
Surely, @sneakypete , you can find a redneck boy that could find a runner-driver motor for that thing and stuff it in there for you... I dunno about where you are, but them rangers/broncos are a dime a dozen up in here. I know where there's two of them motors right now, and the bone yard probably has 5 more.
The one I would pick is known good from a friend of mine. Still in the rig, and I can hear it run. He wants 900 for it, and he'll pull it out. Now, I would do the R&R myself, but my other buddy is out of work and needs to make rent, and I know dang well I could throw another grand at him to do the R&R and it would be done.
That's 2, maybe 2500 and the old ranger is hummin down the road again. It's a bit to throw into an old rig like that... But it beats the heck outta going 10s of thousands in the hole... :shrug:
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/z-memes-22-6.jpg)The information ... as you call it ... is to not ever get married and to drive whatever Truck I feel like.
I hear you.........I just don't give a shit :tongue2:Finnally!
The information ... as you call it ... is to not ever get married and to drive whatever Truck I feel like.Drive Chevys and stay married...
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Please... I'm just asking ... for me PLEASE STOP CALLING ME GAY!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F992AqEPlYE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F992AqEPlYE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
Let us not make this a music video thread! We already have a mess of them.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/z-memes-43-8.jpg)Don't bring out the Mommy Monster!!
Along with a mess of jokes, humor and silly graphics ... but, as they say "Music makes the world go round". :shrug:
Your known by the songs you post online @240B as I am considered a whack job with unusual taste here BUT I'd never upload a george micheal song, Isn't he gay?
@corbe
Dunno about that,but he IS as queer as a 3 dollar bill.
"Was". He's dead, Jim.
And he was a helluva talent and performer.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/z-memes-85-5.jpg)Spirit animal you say?
Finnally!Wax? Isn't that what gay men do? :pondering:
Someone who understands me. I am not gay. I have never been gy. What?
I AM NOT GAY! meaning attracted to ... Look man! I don't know what the Hell you guys are doing
I am not gay, I will certify and stamp it in wax.
Don't bring out the Mommy Monster!!When Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
(https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2022/06/Screen-Shot-2022-06-17-at-8.44.48-AM.png?resize=509%2C600&ssl=1)Women are a different kind on creature. They really are.
(https://i.imgflip.com/6kb0c1.jpg)Just throw a leg over either side and hook your boot heels in the side rails... I reckon I could sit on that. Broken glass might be a bit more comfortable, though.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/z-memes-62-10.jpg)And doors don't close right.
And doors don't close right.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/z-memes-43-10.jpg)I already need eye bleach, it's people like that who make me go aisles out of my way just to keep from being ill. I bet she's singing 'I'm Too Sexy' in her head and actually believing it.
I already need eye bleach, it's people like that who make me go aisles out of my way just to keep from being ill. I bet she's singing 'I'm Too Sexy' in her head and actually believing it.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/your-kids-7.jpg)Horseshit! My mother raised three children while going to night school to get her nursing degree then worked the swing shift all the while keeping us fed and going to school in clean clothes and keeping the house spotless. My mother wasn't special, she was just part of the norm back then like millions of other mothers. It's people that decide a career and money is more important that have trouble, and turning their children over to others result in many damaged children. My son constantly whines about how hard it is with two small children and not having any time. I can't believe what a wanker he is, I was working 60 t0 70 hours a week of mixed shifts and being on call 24/7 and his mother worked 40 hours and we took them to parks , scouting, softball and always made time to read and play with them. WTF happened to America?
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.......WTF happened to America?
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@Kamaji
Wiley E.Coyote used to really crack me up.
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Great tile work!
NOT a good bathroom to be drunk and driving the big white truck... :whistle:Other mood altering substances could leave people screaming in the can... :silly:
My job.
Other mood altering substances could leave people screaming in the can... :silly:
Had me laughing -- the guy was so confused -- his world was turned upsidedown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r55BFO9ZVaM
Had the same thought. But the guy's behavior was fear. He is dirty. He was worried. Even though this is just a spoof, they happen to spoof onto a real weirdo dirty cop.
That sure as hell ain't the Deep South. I would have gotten a real good asswhoopin' for that. The reason they call them '12' is that once the first one starts beating you down, eleven more show up out of nowhere to join in.
One of the things the Liberties really love about our Castillo is the fact that we have both Coyotes and Roadrunners that come visit. Not many Yotes lately because we have Donkeys too, and they hate Yotes. They will stomp them to death every chance they get.
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@Kamaji
Found who?
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Had the same thought. But the guy's behavior was fear. He is dirty. He was worried. Even though this is just a spoof, they happen to spoof onto a real weirdo dirty cop.
Why not just take the guy down and sort it out later? From my view, that Cop was scared. He is doing something ... and it shows.
@sneakypete
Waldo
@Kamaji
Thanks!
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@Kamaji
Holy CRAP! Is that a real photo of a cactus? I had no idea they grew that tall.
It's a shoop, but yes, they do grow that tall. Taller than a house.
@Cyber Liberty
WOW! I'da never guessed! Drove through Arizona a couple of times,but don't remember seeing any that tall,or even half that tall.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/when-you-see-it.jpeg)Believe it or not, several people are killed every year trying to steal saguaro cactus from the desert.
Believe it or not, several people are killed every year trying to steal saguaro cactus from the desert.
Mostly landscapers looking to sell them on the black market. But homeowners too trying to dress up their yard.
Saguaros are very slow growing. The one in the picture is likely well over a hundred years old and weighs several thousand pounds.
And that is the point. The poachers underestimate the weight and when they get it loose and it falls on them, that is lights out.
Believe it or not, several people are killed every year trying to steal saguaro cactus from the desert.
Mostly landscapers looking to sell them on the black market. But homeowners too trying to dress up their yard.
Saguaros are very slow growing. The one in the picture is likely well over a hundred years old and weighs several thousand pounds.
And that is the point. The poachers underestimate the weight and when they get it loose and it falls on them, that is lights out.
Which is grievously illegal. The government (used to at least) will come to the desert if anybody reports an empty Saguaro "socket"and take DNA samples. If you have a Saguaro in your yard and you don't have the proper tags for it, and the DNA matches, it's a multi-thousand dollar fine.It is 'grievously' illegal even to damage a saguaro. If someone is caught using them as target practice (which people do for some reason) or just chopping at them for no particular reason, they will likely go to jail. Arizona loves their desert fauna and are very protective of it. If there is a desert landscaping motif around a business or residence, they are required to have documentation as to from whom and where all of it originated.
And that one in the picture weighs several tons (if it's not a shoop). They store a lot of water!
It is 'grievously' illegal even to damage a saguaro. If someone is caught using them as target practice (which people do for some reason) or just chopping at them for no particular reason, they will likely go to jail. Arizona loves their desert fauna and are very protective of it. If there is a desert landscaping motif around a business or residence, they are required to have documentation as to from whom and where all of it originated.
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(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/109/963/051/original/2a4d7da0794b3db9.png)That's the beauty of getting old, works out the same either way.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/z-memes-44-13.jpg)And the problem is? I see a scenic local, quiet with no neighbors and plenty of property to expand on with no permits or inspections required. It looks pretty good to me, considering I'm in a chicken coop with assholes above and to either side of me for not all that much less.
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Personally I think that's brilliant.
As do I.
Personally I think that's brilliant.
Perfectly legit... And hilarious.
It'll certainly catch a 10mm socket.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/when-you-were-kids-1.jpg)Hell, we all played outside we called ditchum, like hide and seek using two blocks, till 11 or midnight. That all ended after the Watts riots because it emboldened the predators to come into the neighborhood at night.
Hell, we all played outside we called ditchum, like hide and seek using two blocks, till 11 or midnight. That all ended after the Watts riots because it emboldened the predators to come into the neighborhood at night.
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e75cd1d990f2d3978700f53b2a72be1775b622bbc8088ab88c4cb4634c7502dc.jpg)Wait till the ones come forward claiming that he tried to honk their horns too!
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Shoddy masonry work if a car can simply drive right through it, especially on a corner.
It looks like it's single-width brick, so it's almost certainly nothing more than a curtain wall, and not a load-bearing wall.Likely some kind of decorative façade.
Likely some kind of decorative façade.
It has to be. If one looks at the openings on either side, there's an elliptical curve up to the corner - when load-bearing brick fails, it tends to fail along a 45-degree angle, not on the much shallower angle apparent from the image. The load-bearing structure must be a steel or concrete skeleton to which the brick facade has been attached.Reminds me of the American McMansions. Some install three inch solid oak doors on those things. LOL Why?
Reminds me of the American McMansions. Some install three inch solid oak doors on those things. LOL Why?
If I want to get in one of those I'm not going through the door. Just pick a wall. The only thing between me and the inside is façade, tarpaper, plyboard, insulation, and drywall. Who needs to screw with a 3" triple bolted door? Just go through the wall. Much easier.
Shoddy masonry work if a car can simply drive right through it, especially on a corner.
@240B
Has to be photo shop,or the entire wall would have collapsed on that van.
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/agg9bvv_460s.jpg)Hmmm, after seeing her I have a sudden urge to watch Spaceballs.
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Poor Piglet. Now I know why Eeyore was so sad.Eeyore was sad because pooh didn't share the bacon. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Fireworks gone wrong.I'm disappointed, it was going great but I didn't get to see if the mini van blew up.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/zz-memes-4.jpg)damn straight! I only do that for an In-N-Out burger.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/z-memes-101.jpg)I still use two of those five. :silly:
:pondering: I wonder how powerful the winch was to pull that onto her.Might have grown into it... :shrug:
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Oopsie!
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@KamajiI don't think so, pretty sure when they lopped of her head they found she was rotten inside.
Yeah,but did she wind up in the stew pot?
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Pure genius.
Yup. I'm going to do that the next time I mow my in-laws' back 40.
https://youtu.be/_zgJcHqzQsc (https://youtu.be/_zgJcHqzQsc)
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c99f996891e67a7a521c3c91572aa5dcad6c2008a7d9b3017a62a616ebae568d.jpg)Someone in management thought that was funny...
Someone in management thought that was funny...
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/when-you-old-now.jpg)If you want to watch heads explode, tell them how you used to be an expert at Burning CDs.
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If you want to watch heads explode, tell them how you used to be an expert at Burning CDs.
Give them a pencil and a cassette tape and ask them to explain.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1ae92a9c70363bf75ce5d4a78c49a0722116e93cc7889d906c5a46655fffa90c.jpg)...and got hit by a truck.
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Interesting... this isn't the place to discuss, but...what the hell, right? LOL! I'm just posing a serious question here, @Kamaji
What if the earth was tilted for a period long enough where it was so windy and snowy during the day on the Asian continent...Korea...Japanese.... that it was ingrained in their DNA forever?
What I'm wondering... how long/many thousands of millennia are we talking about, for that to happen?
It's Occam's Razor, based upon the meme. :shrug: :shrug:
Interesting... this isn't the place to discuss, but...what the hell, right? LOL! I'm just posing a serious question here, @Kamaji
What if the earth was tilted for a period long enough where it was so windy and snowy during the day on the Asian continent...Korea...Japanese.... that it was ingrained in their DNA forever?
What I'm wondering... how long/many thousands of millennia are we talking about, for that to happen?
It's Occam's Razor, based upon the meme. :shrug: :shrug:
@Don't know about the earth tilting thing,but spending years living in places like northern Europe and then spending more years crossing the ice pack to get from Europe to Asia IS why Asians have slanted/slitted eyes.
Nature's law for all living creatures as well as plants is "adapt or die". She IS a heartless bitch.
@sneakypete
Nah. White folks have been in the north all the way along, and they ain't got slanty eyes.
That all depends on how you define "all along". We ain't talking about dozens of years,we are talking about centuries in some cases.
And BTW, Eastern Native American tribes often come from caucasian heritage.
No,they don't. While it is true that the native tribes in the east sometimes mixed/mated with the pale faces,NONE of the native tribes were Caucasians.
I happen to be 1/4 Tuscarora Indian,which is an offshoot of the Mohawk tribe from the northeast,and it was my grandmothers tribe that started swapping massacres with the white settlers in Virginia. It got to the point where the whites paid a native tribe from what is now South Carolina that were traditional enemies of the Tuscarora to help them fight the Tuscarora.
Didn't work.
So the whites ended up paying the Tuscarora to move back north.
With limited success. Many just went off into the swamps to hide,and nobody seemed to have any interest in going into the swamps after them.
What ended up happening was any Tuscarora that was caught became a slave,even though this was illegal at that time. They got away with it because the Tuscarora definitely weren't white,and it was a long ways and a long trip on horseback for anyone interested in complaining.
BTW,one of the traits I definitely did NOT inherit was not being afraid of heights.
You really think the white folks weren't coming over here just like the asians all the way along?
Mostly. There were a few that landed on the shores of North and South America after getting caught in big storms. They stayed because they really didn't have any way of going back to Europe,and the natives for the most part were friendlier to them than most of the people where they came from. Various Indian tribes look at taking in strangers and letting them marry into their tribes as a way of keeping the blood fresh.
BTW,when you speak of the "Asians coming here",they weren't Asians until they got to Asia. Some came south and mixed in with the various indigenous peoples already here,but most kept moving until they got to what we now call Asia. Don't ask me why because I don't have a clue,but that IS what happened,for whatever reason.
That all depends on how you define "all along". We ain't talking about dozens of years,we are talking about centuries in some cases.
No,they don't. While it is true that the native tribes in the east sometimes mixed/mated with the pale faces,NONE of the native tribes were Caucasians.
I happen to be 1/4 Tuscarora Indian,which is an offshoot of the Mohawk tribe
Mostly. There were a few that landed on the shores of North and South America after getting caught in big storms. They stayed because they really didn't have any way of going back to Europe,and the natives for the most part were friendlier to them than most of the people where they came from. Various Indian tribes look at taking in strangers and letting them marry into their tribes as a way of keeping the blood fresh.
BTW,when you speak of the "Asians coming here",they weren't Asians until they got to Asia. Some came south and mixed in with the various indigenous peoples already here,but most kept moving until they got to what we now call Asia. Don't ask me why because I don't have a clue,but that IS what happened,for whatever reason.
I am well aware of the timeline. Throughout all of history, the men of the north have always been big and white, with red or blonde hair and blue or green eyes... As far back as you care to go... Not according to what science defines... Go look at actual testimony from authors talking about em.
I didn't say they were caucasian. I said they come from caucasian stock... Again, as far back as you would like to go, there are historical records of people writing about the Iroquois nation and the Cherokee nation speaking of red and blonde hair being present (present, not predominant), as well as green and blue eyes. Read the early French explorers and the history around Hudson's bay. That's white genes, right there.
Erickson was not the first white guy on American shores. Not by a long shot.
Shoot, there's SUMERIAN bowls and statues down in central America - And that's as far back as history goes.
I know.
Nah. There was active trade across the North... The same way Erickson and the Vikings got here, but long, long before. Northmen were following the seals exactly the same way it happened on the west coast with the Asians. Shoot, the entire bronze age happened with copper from the Great Lakes. Go look where the copper was... And the tin... And do the math.
Most of the Asians come out of China and points south
@sneakypete
I am well aware of the timeline. Throughout all of history, the men of the north have always been big and white, with red or blonde hair and blue or green eyes... As far back as you care to go... Not according to what science defines... Go look at actual testimony from authors talking about em.QuoteI didn't say they were caucasian. I said they come from caucasian stock... Again, as far back as you would like to go, there are historical records of people writing about the Iroquois nation and the Cherokee nation speaking of red and blonde hair being present (present, not predominant), as well as green and blue eyes. Read the early French explorers and the history around Hudson's bay. That's white genes, right there.
@roamer_1
We are not discussing history in the traditional sense. We are discussing PRE-history. A time when nothing was written because there was no such thing as writing. Or reading,obviously.QuoteErickson was not the first white guy on American shores. Not by a long shot.
Never even implied he was. Note my statement about shipwrecked sailors.QuoteShoot, there's SUMERIAN bowls and statues down in central America - And that's as far back as history goes.
There was a lot going on that we know nothing about,and only suspect. This is because we are talking about a time before actual writing. We are discussing Pre-History.QuoteNah. There was active trade across the North...
Really? Give me a date when that started,and who the traders were. And while we are at it,define what you consider to be "the north".
As for me,I am discussing a time when the "land bridge" was new.QuoteThe same way Erickson and the Vikings got here, but long, long before. Northmen were following the seals exactly the same way it happened on the west coast with the Asians.
Once again,the Vikings were modern people compared to the people that immigrated over the land bridge and came to America that way,as well as to what is now called Asia.QuoteMost of the Asians come out of China and points south
Could be. I know very little about Asia during that period.
Just think 1000 Millennia or more is the reason.
@sneakypete @DCPatriot
I'll bow out. I love this conversation, but it does not belong here. We are hijacking the thread.
So ta ta, till another day... :seeya:
In the Beginning
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*It actually has its roots in the Sumerian tale of Creation.
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In the Beginning
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When you can't talk and walk away, you may not seek the happy medium. a possibility that I can't commit to one woman, is because I like to see them all. so there's really no point of having a girlfriend. I can't truley not look at other women and the essence of her, knowing that I might be hurting someone else, because of my desires. good by Texas Robin, you will be remembered. you to Corbe :kisses2:
*It actually has its roots in the Sumerian tale of Creation.
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I am the cookie monster. Once I open a bag, with some coffee or milk, num-mum-numnum- nun- nomnom - *empty* ...
Be careful with your memes @240B
I'm looking for polling ideas and I might just inadvertently embarrass you, too. :beer:
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@Kamaji
I may be wrong,but I suspect she is an attention junkie.
ANY man that hooks up with her has a living nightmare in his future.
Nothing new about this at all. People in the 1500s wore shoes called chopines.
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@Kamaji"She" appears to have a 5 o-clock shadow to me...
I may be wrong,but I suspect she is an attention junkie.
ANY man that hooks up with her has a living nightmare in his future.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/when-you-see-Nasas-breakroom.jpg)Funny I chose that exact granite when I remodeled the kitchen in my old house and never made the connection.
Did you just assume "her" gender? I say it's a tranny because normal women don't dress that flamboyantly.
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@Kamaji
Ok,I am lost here because I have no idea what a sub is,if you are not talking about a ship that was built to sink.
@KamajiI had to look that one up, too. :shrug:
Ok,I am lost here because I have no idea what a sub is,if you are not talking about a ship that was built to sink.
Someone who is sexually submissive - takes orders from another - the “dom” - in a sexual relationship.
I had to look that one up, too. :shrug:
@Cyber Liberty
"Normal women"?????
ROFLMAO!
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Meh. That was just paint. Try tincture of Iodine, if you want sting...
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Recently bought an SSD equipped PC. I no longer know what the word *buffering* means.
And my PC reboots in less than 3 seconds.
Oh yeah... Way worth doing on any older boxen you may have too. There is nothing you can do to an old box that equals the performance boost of switching to SSD... Definitely raises the eyebrows. And a 256 or 500g is cheeeeap.
Oh yeah... Way worth doing on any older boxen you may have too. There is nothing you can do to an old box that equals the performance boost of switching to SSD... Definitely raises the eyebrows. And a 256 or 500g is cheeeeap.
Is THAT the main reason many of the same 'Gamers' rise to the top of the Leader Boards all the time?
They have SSD? I always thought it was the speed for which they pay from their internet provider
It's probably more like with high-speed traders - every bit of tech in the pipeline, from the drive on your local machine, to your internal LAN, to your internet provider, has to be as fast as possible under the circumstances. An SSD in those circumstances might make a bit of a difference.
Is THAT the main reason many of the same 'Gamers' rise to the top of the Leader Boards all the time?
They have SSD? I always thought it was the speed for which they pay from their internet provider
Well, it would certainly help... but no, Gamers that excel generally have honkin, ground-pounding hot-rod boxes. More than likely m.2 style ssd (which is different and faster than SATA), crazy RAM, vid, and processor... The whole 9 yards.
Meanwhile in Texas.
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It's probably more like with high-speed traders - every bit of tech in the pipeline, from the drive on your local machine, to your internal LAN, to your internet provider, has to be as fast as possible under the circumstances. An SSD in those circumstances might make a bit of a difference.
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It's also worthwhile to beef up the RAM. I can't live with less than 8GB, so I always upgrade with an extra 16GB.
Now I feel all inadequate with my RAM! I don’t think I have any machine that runs more than 8.
LOL! Me neither!
Now I feel all inadequate with my RAM! I don’t think I have any machine that runs more than 8.
You ran a Vista longer than anybody I've ever seen.
HOLY CRAP!
I'm running a 2.66 GHz with only 4 Gig of ram, 64 bit processing system!
Windows 10! LOL!
My Main Squeeze, an old Dell Studio, running a 6 core Zeon is also running the full 32 with SSD's, she's more than enough for me.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8e61f2ba2dce112c83976a3bd99d1e27ab27d0c4244a19560222dc52c62b89ee.png)Oh, C'mon, man!
You ran a Vista longer than anybody I've ever seen.
Yeah, but that system went down a few years ago when the battery refused to hold a charge and the CMOS battery died. I've got a new 17" DTR running Win10 right now.
However, for use on the train I also have a little Lenovo that - get this - has a pentium CPU in it, which I have running Linux Mint. Linux is the bees knees, especially for older systems.
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@Kamaji
How would you like being named "Captain Dildo" and get to lead the Dildo Parade?
However, for use on the train I also have a little Lenovo that - get this - has a pentium CPU in it, which I have running Linux Mint. Linux is the bees knees, especially for older systems.
I got spoiled by a 3rd gen Lenovo Yoga 11e. Man I loved that thing! So easy to take with me about anywhere... And it flips backward to become a tablet, which turns out, is a pretty handy feature...It died a cruel death months after I got it, and I ain't been the same since. I have tried several 'replacements' - entirely dissatisfied. It seems that Yoga is the perfect traveling notebook. I will be getting another... Several gens newer. Great little box.
The one I have flips over to become a tablet as well, although personally I really haven't used that feature very much (I thought I would, which was originally why I bought it, but I never really did).
BTW,does anyone know what to do about the dangers of buying a new computer with Win 10,and then having the SOB automatically start downloading Win 11 the first time you booted it up?
This happened with this piece of crap laptop I am using now. The only reason I picked this SOB over the others is it was loaded with Win 10,and the damn thing downloaded Win 11 the first time I booted it.
Or maybe partially downloaded Win 11. I seem to have some files missing,and the damn thing just reboots at random several times a day with no warning,and no improvements once it re-boots.
If I wasn't so cheap and afraid of having a new one do the same damn thing,I would have used this one for target practice a long time ago and already bought a new one.
BTW,ONLY computers selling for 500 bucks or less will even be considered.
@sneakypete
You'll probably get more responses if you posted the question in the computers subforum: https://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/board,143.0.html
@Kamaji
Thanks,I will try to remember to give that a try.
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/z-memes-4-3.jpeg)I wonder how often Captain Dildo disappears and has to be replaced?
I wonder how often Captain Dildo disappears and has to be replaced?
Probably just getting his batteries replaced. :whistle: :laugh:I think that would be his cousin Vice Admiral Vibrator :tongue2:
I think that would be his cousin Vice Admiral Vibrator :tongue2:
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a71R3gq_460s.jpg)I get it. :laugh:
Made me laugh
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I'm probably gonna get in trouble for this one.
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ea98e569184a3f575f2115d9216eef82d0923264be9aeabac4c24681d1fb672a.jpg)Like so many from my time I was out riding on my Thrifty Drugstore bought Stingray clone(parents couldn't afford a Schwinn) with my friends or playing army, or scavenging in the alleys for miles, playing board games because video games hadn't been invented and pinball machines cost money I didn't have, TV was something I got to watch for a couple hours at night. And that is why kids from 'the olden days' were healthier and happier, we got lots of exercise and sunshine and never carried water anywhere we went because the were garden hoses or drinking fountains everywhere.
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When I go shopping someplace, either I am there for one or two things (where they have checkers) or I have two carts full, and I'm dropping $500 or more. If I tried to run all that through a self check the damned thing would screw up, anyway, so it's cheaper to just run me through the line.
@Slide Rule
I NEVER use the self-check out line. I figure if I do,I am cutting someone desperate for additional income out of a job,and I just won't do that.
As for saving the customers money,that is Bull-Bush. What it really does is provide additional income for the corporation that owns the store.
The stores that have installed self checkout already not only made the decision to cut the jobs but have in fact cut the jobs, they are more than happy to let lines grow at the manned checkout because they now it's just part of training the animals to use self check. of course if you are buying anything alcoholic like wine for the dinner you are making or beer for the barbecue you're screwed because there's no way to buy it in self check.
@Slide Rule
I NEVER use the self-check out line. I figure if I do,I am cutting someone desperate for additional income out of a job,and I just won't do that.
As for saving the customers money,that is Bull-Bush. What it really does is provide additional income for the corporation that owns the store.
The stores that have installed self checkout already not only made the decision to cut the jobs but have in fact cut the jobs, they are more than happy to let lines grow at the manned checkout because they now it's just part of training the animals to use self check. of course if you are buying anything alcoholic like wine for the dinner you are making or beer for the barbecue you're screwed because there's no way to buy it in self check.
The stores that have installed self checkout already not only made the decision to cut the jobs but have in fact cut the jobs, they are more than happy to let lines grow at the manned checkout because they now it's just part of training the animals to use self check. of course if you are buying anything alcoholic like wine for the dinner you are making or beer for the barbecue you're screwed because there's no way to buy it in self check.
@GtHawk
Still,as far as I am concerned,the self-check counters will cause more people to lose jobs the more people use them.
I totally agree. I was shocked when I went to the store this week and saw them installing 2 self check outs. I live in Tiny Town and an awful lot of older people do these jobs during the day, and school kids at night. I have also noticed a shortage of bag boys. That is a combination of mentally challenged during the day and school kids at night. At one time, a customer couldn't carry out a pack of gum. And you were not allowed to tip them or they could get fired.
I was pretty upset. It could be cost saving...or it could be the inability to find employees. :shrug:
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@berdie
Seems that they have at least one (1) employee eyeballing 4 to 6 machines, so I figure it's a wise investment.
What irks me these days... buying prepared 'fast' food for take out and the card reader prompts you for a 10%, 15%, "20% is better" for tips for the staff.
Who dares not to tip when they're standing there watching you?
I want to have some sense of security when I eat my food. :shrug:
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/z-memes-65-5.jpg)Meh, I remember when virtually every new car had fins, when watching a movie at home involved 8mm film and a projector. I sat in the restaurant in a Thrifty Drug Store and put a nickel in the table top jukebox to listen to a song. I rode the electric street cars to go shopping. I remember when Nike was a missile not a shoe. I remember that if I wanted to make a phone call away from home I had to find these things called phone booths which I could make a call from for a nickel. I am not as old as I will be but feel older than I am.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/dd2312c2554d62203c47b0f8ab4b0a279ee434e2072198dd6d45d817cc6c5bc5_1.jpg)My heart did that but it wasn't because of a falling socket. I was putting new valve stem seals on the heads of my Lincoln and my young son climbed up to see what I was doing.....did you know that there is enough room for for a pushrod to slide all the way into the intake on a 460 if a child pulls it and lets go?
Meh, I remember when virtually every new car had fins, when watching a movie at home involved 8mm film and a projector. I sat in the restaurant in a Thrifty Drug Store and put a nickel in the table top jukebox to listen to a song. I rode the electric street cars to go shopping. I remember when Nike was a missile not a shoe. I remember that if I wanted to make a phone call away from home I had to find these things called phone booths which I could make a call from for a nickel. I am not as old as I will be but feel older than I am.
You're more duffery than me... Missed the new cars with tail fins. But when we got up in here, the hot spot in town was the Woolworth's which had a hardwood floor and a counter with stools in the back where you could get a burger, fries, and a malted milk.Birth of the muscle car? Wasn't that when Studebaker put a supercharged 352 Packard into a 1956 Golden Hawk? How about when carrying your on music in your car involved a record player?
I remember BEFORE McDonalds.
I remember BEFORE public phones (when there were two - one at either end of Main Street)
I remember FM radio coming to town.
I remember AM radio before it was talk.
I remember the birth of the muscle car (not the hot rod)
I remember when most trucks weren't 4wd.
So I ain't know spring chicken either
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Meh, I remember when virtually every new car had fins, when watching a movie at home involved 8mm film and a projector. I sat in the restaurant in a Thrifty Drug Store and put a nickel in the table top jukebox to listen to a song. I rode the electric street cars to go shopping. I remember when Nike was a missile not a shoe. I remember that if I wanted to make a phone call away from home I had to find these things called phone booths which I could make a call from for a nickel. I am not as old as I will be but feel older than I am.
I remember my father (big CWA Union Man) @ 10yo handing me LBJ bumper stickers and telling me go get that Cadillac down the street with the Goldwater stickers. I did.
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Birth of the muscle car? Wasn't that when Studebaker put a supercharged 352 Packard into a 1956 Golden Hawk?
How about when carrying your on music in your car involved a record player?
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/dd2312c2554d62203c47b0f8ab4b0a279ee434e2072198dd6d45d817cc6c5bc5_1.jpg)Any mechanic worth a crap buys them by the dozen...
You're more duffery than me... Missed the new cars with tail fins. But when we got up in here, the hot spot in town was the Woolworth's which had a hardwood floor and a counter with stools in the back where you could get a burger, fries, and a malted milk.I remember the cash going in the basket up to the office on the back wall of the mercantile, and the basket coming back with my change.
I remember BEFORE McDonalds.
I remember BEFORE public phones (when there were two - one at either end of Main Street)
I remember FM radio coming to town.
I remember AM radio before it was talk.
I remember the birth of the muscle car (not the hot rod)
I remember when most trucks weren't 4wd.
So I ain't know spring chicken either
I remember the cash going in the basket up to the office on the back wall of the mercantile, and the basket coming back with my change.
Nickel cokes out of the machine...
when a dollar's worth of gas would get you around for the weekend...
cigarettes at 32 cents a pack (including tax)...
...beer for a buck a six pack...
and getting my cousin a box of cheap thrills--six bottles of wine for less than a buck apiece, for his birthday...
fishing without a license (didn't need one)...
watching the Washington Senators play the Baltimore orioles...
..and going up to National Airport with my dad and watching big passenger planes take off and land--all prop driven, except for just a couple of jets.. and seeing a flying wing taking off out of Andrews AFB on the way home.
I remember the cash going in the basket up to the office on the back wall of the mercantile, and the basket coming back with my change.
Nickel cokes out of the machine...
when a dollar's worth of gas would get you around for the weekend...
cigarettes at 32 cents a pack (including tax)...
...beer for a buck a six pack...
and getting my cousin a box of cheap thrills--six bottles of wine for less than a buck apiece, for his birthday...
fishing without a license (didn't need one)...
watching the Washington Senators play the Baltimore orioles...
..and going up to National Airport with my dad and watching big passenger planes take off and land--all prop driven, except for just a couple of jets.. and seeing a flying wing taking off out of Andrews AFB on the way home.
@GtHawk
That's nothing. I remember when all tv's were black and white, and the only networks
were CBS, ABC, and NBC,and they all went off the air at midnight.
Hell,I even remember we lived in a city when I was a child,and there was only ONE tv
network to watch. Within a couple of years,we had the other two,and thought that was
really something special.
I even remember when Walter Cronkite was declared to be "The most trusted man in
America",just to show you how wrong the media could be even back then.
YEP... Pay a quarter for a can of Cope and get change back...
I remember 3 bucks for a cold pack of beer...
A dime for a candy bar 1/3 bigger than they are now...
Man we thought we were all that when McDonald's came to town - It was a thing for us, as we had come from Chicago and knew what it was... Went two years or better without. That was strange after coming from the city...
Yeah, yeah... I'm talking about the 60s.I remember upgrading from just an AM radio, adding a neat 8 Track unit under the dash, then AM/FM cassette in what seemed like only a year.
Never heard the like. I just had an AM radio... For a hella long time. I dang near missed 8 track. By the time you could find 8 tracks in garage sales, that's when I was on em.
Heck, my first FM radio in the truck was a Kraco that I actually bought for the cassette capability.
That's when I began to figure out that you would only sink your truck in the river to the level of your electronics...
Sure glad I am not old like you people.. :beer:
Sure glad I am not old like you people.. :beer:To clarify, I am not "older than dirt". I do recall the invention of mud...
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/c87bd23ee154d542f08027309a4fb84270e156378987191b60018376cd1e59f3_1.jpg)Yep, zero degrees in the US is 32 degrees Fahrenheit colder than zero degrees in Europe.
Yep, zero degrees in the US is 32 degrees Fahrenheit colder than zero degrees in Europe.
But forty below is forty below, everywhere.
Made me laugh out loud that they used the frozen dead guy for 0F... Shoo! Zero is still dang near tee shirt weather!
Made me laugh out loud that they used the frozen dead guy for 0F... Shoo! Zero is still dang near tee shirt weather!Jack Nicholson from the end of The Shining... Zero Celsius (32 above F) is just about T-shirt weather. I like long sleeves for O degrees F.
I can always spot recent AZ transplants. They wear shorts and t-shirts in the Winter.(and still sweat....)
I can always spot recent AZ transplants. They wear shorts and t-shirts in the Winter.
Jack Nicholson from the end of The Shining... Zero Celsius (32 above F) is just about T-shirt weather. I like long sleeves for O degrees F.
I am aiming to find out... Though likely Vegas for the cheap flights.I was down in Houston in 1980 for a well logging school, and wasn't comfortable until the temperature got down to 60 above (It was -32 when I got on the plane in ND). A lady walked into the hotel with her fur coat pulled up around her ears, shivering, lips blue and took one look at me in a nice light shirt and vest and asked me "Aren't you cold?". I just said "No m'am, this is nice weather where I come from." She looked at me like I was from another planet.
But I would reckon if I got on a plane in the mid winter (MT acclimatized to winter) and got off down your way, I would still find your winter to be puking hot.
I want to see though - It is on my list... I want to see what two weeks of sun does do me mid winter, and if it would break my hibernation syndrome.
yeah. I would likely be in a blanket flannel by then too. But likely not a coat yet.At zero,I usually throw the liner in my old M-65 jacket and do fairly well if I'm going to be out for a while.
I am aiming to find out... Though likely Vegas for the cheap flights.
But I would reckon if I got on a plane in the mid winter (MT acclimatized to winter) and got off down your way, I would still find your winter to be puking hot.
I want to see though - It is on my list... I want to see what two weeks of sun does do me mid winter, and if it would break my hibernation syndrome.
I was down in Houston in 1980 for a well logging school, and wasn't comfortable until the temperature got down to 60 above (It was -32 when I got on the plane in ND). A lady walked into the hotel with her fur coat pulled up around her ears, shivering, lips blue and took one look at me in a nice light shirt and vest and asked me "Aren't you cold?". I just said "No m'am, this is nice weather where I come from." She looked at me like I was from another planet.
It rarely gets down to 32F here in the depths of Winter. It's why I am here and not there. happy77
ETA: Let me know when you are coming to Vegas, we can meet you. I live about an hour's drive from there.
If you are an hour away, I reckon I could come to see you - Vegas holds no interest for me. I was figuring to rent a jeep and wander off to find some old Desert rat and sit on his porch. Bring a blanket roll and throw a tarp somewhere... Was seriously thinking of Kingman - I have friends there.
Dunno though... It's some fun-tickets, and even in a sleepy state, there are things here I still need to do. But like I said, I am looking for a way.
My Castillo is actually a faster drive to Kingman than it is to Bullhead City. No need for a bedroll here because I have an extra room, and free is cheaper than a Motel 6.
Gracias. Really. But the point is to get out of artificial environs and be in the weather. Like I said, a bedroll and a tarp. I need to be in actual sun, with no glass between it and me... That's where the magic happens... Even here... At thirty below. happy77 :shrug:
The temperature will be quite agreeable, and I get your point about trying more solar photons. I have huge porches with a nice view of Laughlin's casino row and the Nevada mountains across the river. And beer on tap in the Bar at Castillo del Cyber. :beer:
The temperature will be quite agreeable, and I get your point about trying more solar photons. I have huge porches with a nice view of Laughlin's casino row and the Nevada mountains across the river. And beer on tap in the Bar at Castillo del Cyber. :beer:
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(https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED696/62e91dc3e90cc.webp)As a kid I never had a problem grabbing a neighbors hose where ever I was to get a drink none of us did or even thought about the taste, now I can't drink the tap water for the smell of chlorine :shrug:
(https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED588/62e9480917345.webp)Should have seen her before Jenny Craig!
(https://i.imgur.com/S7oVR5d.jpg)But ... but ... those ARE all Democrats ...?
But ... but ... those ARE all Democrats ...?I guess that says something when she would trust all of them(though not sure how Reubens fits with the others) a rapist, a murderer and Reubens is what a bisexual self abuser, possible past child porn collector? before she would trust Baldwin. She must have a bitch with Reubens.
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=1312.5,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/112/665/327/original/8797dd6cef9c8cd1.jpeg)Funnier still if you have a few thousand like that and drop them off at the next gay event in SanFranshitco...........and just like that the monkeypox epidemic on the west coast takes a sharp drop off, exclamations heard for miles!
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You are obviously a person that can afford to buy REAL Tupperware @roamer_1 so I assume you won't be bidding on My Classic Containers.
What is really funny about it @corbe ,is that I DO save containers like that, for bringing stuff over to some house party or another... Don't have to worry nobody with getting your dishes back...
My gourmet cook brother gives me his Sunday sauce in those containers.
And he will ONLY give me a refill with the cleaned container absent any evidence of tomato sauce. :laugh:
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So you DO have to give it back... Or might as well... :laugh:
What is really funny about it @corbe ,is that I DO save containers like that, for bringing stuff over to some house party or another... Don't have to worry nobody with getting your dishes back...
I buy Tupperware type containers at the Dollar store. All different sizes are $1.25 and I don't have to worry about getting them back.
I don't get it... Is something funny there?
Same thinking I guess... But I go through a butt-ton of sour cream... And a fair amount of Cool Whip... Might as well save the containers for that purpose. :shrug:
There's probably eight medium sour cream jugs sitting in my tupperware drawer right now. I just seen the stack, as I used one to send my son on his way with some chili and corn bread the other day (which I am fairly famous for)
No margarine tubs though. Ain't ever been any margarine in this house.
All butter all the time.
Anybody remember saving jelly jars that had cartoon characters (if I recall they were Flinstones) on them for drinking glasses?
Some gas stations used to give away glasses or mugs too.
Margarine is a crime against humanity. Can't cook with it, tastes like crap. No socially redeeming value. I haven't tasted it in about 45 years.
Margarine is a crime against humanity.
As is astro-turf and the designated hitter.
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@Kamaji
Irony just doesn't get any thicker than that one!
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@Kamaji
And here I have been thinking it was just me!
Anybody remember saving jelly jars that had cartoon characters (if I recall they were Flinstones) on them for drinking glasses?George Jones sang about that.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/4454562d303c72d34b597470fff1291955c017b8c633770e9390f5726d68eb29_1.jpg)Nope. This meme is incorrect. There is no such thing as a bullet proof audit. The job of the auditors is to reimburse the IRS for their salary and travel expenses. Combined with the tax code changing from year to year all the time. They will find something wrong. That's their whole job.
...hmmm good idea -- empty sour cream containers will now go into the tupperware cabinet.
Anybody remember saving jelly jars that had cartoon characters (if I recall they were Flinstones) on them for drinking glasses?
Some gas stations used to give away glasses or mugs too.
I remember those jars!(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aAGjPZ2_460s.jpg)
Google search: https://www.google.com/search?q=flintstone+jelly+jar+glass (https://www.google.com/search?q=flintstone+jelly+jar+glass)
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...hmmm good idea -- empty sour cream containers will now go into the tupperware cabinet.
Anybody remember saving jelly jars that had cartoon characters (if I recall they were Flinstones) on them for drinking glasses?
Some gas stations used to give away glasses or mugs too.
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aAGjPZ2_460s.jpg)I'm down to my last three 25th anniversary Disney glasses we had at MickeyD's but I didn't pay for them I brought a case of them home from work when I was a manager. Forty years of kids, grandkids and moving have taken their toll, they were actually very good glasses.
Have a full set of these. Bought them at a thrift store for $1 each.
I'm down to my last three 25th anniversary Disney glasses we had at MickeyD's but I didn't pay for them I brought a case of them home from work when I was a manager. Forty years of kids, grandkids and moving have taken their toll, they were actually very good glasses.Very fragile. Thin glass. Anything will break them. You can break them just in your dishwashing sink. A wrong *clink* here or there and that's all.
Very fragile. Thin glass. Anything will break them. You can break them just in your dishwashing sink. A wrong *clink* here or there and that's all.Not a one of them broke that way, every single one was an ooops!
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@corbe
Well,it DID take you a long time to find it.
Just saying........
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@corbe
Now,THAT'S just mean!
I love it!
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The one that saw G_d for 3 weeks is probably the individual that cracked open an oyster shell and said that looks interesting.
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2de5a30c337f9f4839e7fc2bbf8a551a51a2d2ad345bbc3df39e1af0e141bb3a.jpg)Humor remains the best weapon. Ridicule is sharper than any sword.
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@Kamaji
Not really. That ladder is in no danger of falling the way it is tied off at the top and slanted at the bottom.
Only if the top is braced against the ceiling. If there is a gap between the top of the ladder and the ceiling, it can twist off to the side.
@Hoodat
Not with both sides of the ladder tied off at the top.
If it isn't braced against the ceiling, it could twist the way that @Hoodat describes, for the simple reason that the tie-offs at the top appear to be rope or some other nonrigid material that can only resist tension, not compression. If the individual puts too much of his weight on one side of the ladder, that will cause a torque force on the ladder which will cause the other side of the ladder to relax the tension on the rope tied to that side, and the entire thing could twist around, throwing this guy to the ground.
@Kamaji
Not with the way both sides are tied off so close to the man and the ladder.
Want to recreate the set-up and give it a try?
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Laughing My Ass Off!!! OooooooooooOoooooooOoooooOoooOooooo!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a84f49451240d354008e92e4b0d550cc031358eb61f413a3a7ee485ae55aed6a.jpg)Do you have any idea what they want for metal tape nowadays?
Do you have any idea what they want for metal tape nowadays?
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@DCPatriot
Yeah,I can believe it.
??? @sneakypete
Hell...when I saw it I sang it just like @Cyber Liberty did!
@DCPatriot
Freddy was something truly special,and lucky enough to have stumbled into a situation where he ended getting to do what he was born to do.
And we are all richer for it.
Less than the price of Mag Wheels?Ah that detail is more like chinese chrome hubcaps, which not surprisingly are also more expensive than a few feet of metal tape. I concede. :laugh:
Aussie woman takes out full page ad to shame her husband:
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OMG!!!! :silly: :silly: :silly:
Today's feature at the Babylon Bee------
Gamers Eagerly Await The Release Of 'Call Of Duty: IRS Auditor'
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/you-like-ribs.jpg)I have heard that some Long Pig are exceptionally fast, but those are usually very lean, the slower ones have more meat...or so I'm told.
Aussie woman takes out full page ad to shame her husband:Hell hath no fury...
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/z-memess-221.jpg)I'd have thought that would be the back door...
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Aussie woman takes out full page ad to shame her husband:
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Ribs tonight. Boneless beef ribs on the grill. Brussel sprouts an mash taters. Thick Challah bread. Feed any friend who drops by.
Good time while they last. Who knows how long?
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It's remarkable that this year's Silliness Thread is about to bust 20 pages/5000 replies.
Briefers are sure a sophisticated bunch that love their silliness. :beer:
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It's remarkable that this year's Silliness Thread is about to bust 20 pages/5000 replies.With all the world spiraling toward insanity, benign nuttiness is a welcome refuge.
Briefers are sure a sophisticated bunch that love their silliness. :beer:
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I really can't speak for @Kamaji and @Slide Rule and all the other Briefers, too numerous to mention, that make this THREAD Great but Please consider donating to our cause~Sharing our Laughs with YOU!Thanks for the kind words.
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Thanks for the kind words.
I don't do paypal. Is there an
Alternative?
I am set in my ways
:)
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My wife loves Essie, so I learned to say, "The second one from the left!"Wife: Reeeally? You like Pink Blush gloss? I like Beach Sand matt. Are you sure?
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/09477be3ae5ee244b6eccb640b84390b74c498c48e693d158ab7d031fe7dc852_1.jpg)Country Directions
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Wife: Reeeally? You like Pink Blush gloss? I like Beach Sand matt. Are you sure?
Nowhere to go from there ... because if you agree with her, she'll think you are patronizing her.
You must stand your ground and defend your choice!
Easy. I just move the bottles all around and say "You choose!"It is funny that you think shuffling the bottles would make any difference at all.
It is funny that you think shuffling the bottles would make any difference at all.
You are thinking like a man. To a woman it would not matter.
That is true, but it gets the point across she's asking the wrong person. Modern problems require innovative solutions.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/09477be3ae5ee244b6eccb640b84390b74c498c48e693d158ab7d031fe7dc852_1.jpg)Left out: Just over yonder, and just up the holler....
Country Directions"Hang a right at the brown cow".
You go down the highway to the big forked oak tree. Look for the dirt road.
Take the dirt road until you come to that place where the old church burned down.
Stay left until you come to that place where Billy-dean kilt that deer last year, that's how you know you are close.
Slow down and look to your right for a honeysuckle bush and a path in, take it. As soon as you can see the house stop.
Blow your horn to let them know you are there. Then straight on in slow.
"Hang a right at the brown cow".Yep, I know.
Yes, that was part of an actual set of directions to an oil rig in Wyoming.
(The Brown cow was a ranch sign, and fiberglass, but if it was your first trip in, no one was about to tell you that...)
Yep, I know.The worst I had was "7 miles south and east of Dickinson"...
I couldn't have made all that stuff up. Those are all real pieces of 'directions' I was given in Louisiana.
That is true, but it gets the point across she's asking the wrong person. Modern problems require innovative solutions.
Funny, but I never have any problem with country directions. It's directions in town that baffle me... Often I am hopelessly lost till I find a redneck that knows his way around.Smaller towns aren't too bad. Give me a map, let me sort out which are the main drags (every town has them) and how the grid fits around that, and I can usually find an address. It works best in western style towns with avenues numbered east and west of main street and streets numbered north and south of some central street...
Smaller towns aren't too bad. Give me a map, let me sort out which are the main drags (every town has them) and how the grid fits around that, and I can usually find an address. It works best in western style towns with avenues numbered east and west of main street and streets numbered north and south of some central street...
If they all have names, though, all bets might be off.
That's right - But even out here, that natural gridwork is becoming bastardized by streets that meander along some insane architectural 'feeling' with the result looking more like an organism than a town. I am sure it eventually makes some sort of sense to those that live there, but it often tosses any sort of sense right out the window for those that are uninitiated.Most towns I 'get' the grid, I can find where I'm going with just the address. But I know what you're saying about the monkey knots. Google Earth the town, and you can see episodes of expansion in the street layouts, from the initial grid, to the add-on sections, to the monkey knot clusters further out, the history of the town is laid out there.
Missoula is like that in its more modern sections. You might as well forget trying to get around in that monkey knot. Oddly enough, Spokane has mostly retained it's gridwork, and I can normally get around better in Spokane than I can in Missoula - And I have been to Missoula many more times.
But you've bypassed the question in hauling out your map... The point was the directions received, city vs. rural... And I can nearly always follow rural directions and/or directions in a city given by a rural-oriented person. Someone city raised will usually be of no use to me in giving directions in a city... And certainly so in the country.
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a81ZvW6_700b.jpg)Makes you wonder what these ladies would have thought of that?https://www.space.com/35430-real-hidden-figures.html (https://www.space.com/35430-real-hidden-figures.html)
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a21BM0D_700b.jpg)That's why bacon and avocado go together, it's balance baby!
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6033f97ae44ba160f1904128977ed4d556a28327719acab978325acff6bc53d5.jpg)When you are on greased skids you don't need no stinkin basket.
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When you are on greased skids you don't need no stinkin basket.
Makes you wonder what these ladies would have thought of that?https://www.space.com/35430-real-hidden-figures.html (https://www.space.com/35430-real-hidden-figures.html)
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Found a new recipe never seen before. Going to try it this weekend.
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Found a new recipe never seen before. Going to try it this weekend.We may laugh, but when hunted elephants are legally culled they feed a village...
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In my near 50 years of dealing with contractors (home and work). This theme is pretty apt.I hate to say it, but hire the Mexicans. Around here, virtually every roof was replaced due to hail damage. Those crews could strip a roof, re-felt, put in the ice dam guard and shingle it in a (16 hour*) day and have the rain gutters back on by nightfall.
It is almost impossible now to get a reasonable, competent contractor to do decent work. Seems the COVID debacle took the winds out of initiative, and common sense.
I hate to say it, but hire the Mexicans. Around here, virtually every roof was replaced due to hail damage. Those crews could strip a roof, re-felt, put in the ice dam guard and shingle it in a (16 hour*) day and have the rain gutters back on by nightfall.
*Midsummer day here at 48 degrees latitude is 16 hours of daylight.
Actually, and sadly have had to do that earlier this year. At one of our residences, it came down to finding someone to even show up for landscaping work. Only alternative was hiring a Mexican crew, and they do a bang up job.
This in turn has kind of strangely amended my outlook and POV on illegals. What do you do when you can't find a white or black group of kids 18-30 with enough work ethic to get any work done? It is a crying shame.
The mexicans will work like devils, because they have the drive and initiative. My primary problem with them is how they get here - illegally - not with their work ethic, by and large.
Same here and thus the quandary..... Getting the work done, standing behind our border principles.
I hate to say it, but hire the Mexicans. Around here, virtually every roof was replaced due to hail damage. Those crews could strip a roof, re-felt, put in the ice dam guard and shingle it in a (16 hour*) day and have the rain gutters back on by nightfall.
*Midsummer day here at 48 degrees latitude is 16 hours of daylight.
The mexicans will work like devils, because they have the drive and initiative. My primary problem with them is how they get here - illegally - not with their work ethic, by and large.
@Kamaji
I DO get and even agree with your point,but would like to point out that human nature IS human nature,and give these same "Mexican families" a generation to adjust,and their children will be bitching about illegal immigrants trying to take their jobs.
Another fact that is tempering my views is the drastic trend of Latins being conservative/republican. A vast majority are people of faith, and the socialist dimocrat agenda sure counters that philosphy.
@catfish1957
I do "get" and almost agree with your POV,but have to admit that America being controlled by the Catholic Church is NOT a step in the right direction unless you think a brutal dictatorship is the ideal government.
The mexicans will work like devils, because they have the drive and initiative. My primary problem with them is how they get here - illegally - not with their work ethic, by and large.Some of the Mexicans will work like devils, others will be slackers. Hispanics are often used to working at a very fast pace because they had to because of piece work or paid by jobs, that Americans would rebel at. When I worked construction I interacted with both types. I have a lot of respect for anyone that puts out extreme effort, whoever they are, and I'm sure you and the others here feel the same.
Right before I put my Bong down, as @DCPatriot instructed me to do earlier, I took one more deep hit and as I slid it across my desk it made the strangest gurgling sound, the likes of which I've never heard before and it sounded like this.
Donovan / Atlantis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AUEjzVQwKo&t=187s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AUEjzVQwKo&t=187s)
Right before I put my Bong down, as @DCPatriot instructed me to do earlier, I took one more deep hit and as I slid it across my desk it made the strangest gurgling sound, the likes of which I've never heard before and it sounded like this.
Donovan / Atlantis
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aWgV6bZ_460s.jpg)Just remember Moby's last name and fugettaboutit.
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Imagine the kind of person who is dead, and they don't believe it.
She may be dead, maybe, but let's just be sure she doesn't come back.
:silly: :silly: :silly: :yowsa:
@240B
Well,it looks like it's working so far.
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/arnP8Oy_460s.jpg)It's a boobytrap. They set her up. She was supposed to rise from the grave, only to chop her own head off.
Imagine the kind of person who is dead, and they don't believe it.
She may be dead, maybe, but let's just be sure she doesn't come back.
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aXr8Z4g_700bwp.webp)I can almost understand some tats, but mostly no, and piercings don't get it with me, either.
What happens when these women get pregnant? Is milk squirting out three different directions?
Hey, I have an idea. You know those boobs all the guys are crazy about? Lets put a bolt through it! Hell yeah!
Why ruin a good thing? I will never understand piercings or tattoos.
I can almost understand some tats, but mostly no, and piercings don't get it with me, either.
I don't even understand tats. Seeing a beautiful young woman inked up, is like looking at a Renoir' with graffiti on it.Everytime I see someone with the tat sleeve I have the urge to grab a scrub brush and soap..
Everytime I see someone with the tat sleeve I have the urge to grab a scrub brush and soap..
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Yeah, not a tattoo fan either.... Ladies, you can't improve on what God gave ya. Not a fan of tats on guys either (trashy).Tats are understandable in some professions, because it makes identification easier if things go wrong, but I never saw anything I'd want to wear that long and never did any work quite that dangerous. As for the ladies, I agree. Piercings are just a distraction from what God gave you, and tats don't age well.
Yeah, not a tattoo fan either.... Ladies, you can't improve on what God gave ya. Not a fan of tats on guys either (trashy).
@Sighlass
The only one I have is a set of jump wings and the words "US Paratrooper" on my left bicept.
You may find this hard to believe, but at one time I did a fair amount of drinking,and had some occasional difficulties with MP's and US Marines. For some odd reason, when 3 or 4 Marines get together and start drinking,the think they can beat up an Army Paratrooper that is by himself, or even scare him.
I know,crazy,huh?
Anyhow,due to these USMC brain farts,I was thinking seriously about shaving my head and getting a big red arrow tattooed on the top with the words "This end up!",but my friends talked me out of it.
It WAS a good first clue that I needed to cut back on the whisky intake, just a tad, though.
"The difference between boys and girls is subtle…😏🤣👦👧🛝" (Video)
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"The difference between boys and girls is subtle…😏🤣👦👧🛝" (Video)
https://mobile.twitter.com/FredSchultz35/status/1566808365539373057
(https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED568/6317794601713.webp)Old ads, funny or a short trip to trouble?
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/z-funny-memes-26.jpg)Should've gone with killing them softly, pillows are faster.
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/80b8a90595e9b160d974ddafaaf8115940ced51e25e46708a9796b5e3807fb20_1.jpg)Sharts pretty funny!!!!!!
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/6ded38b70889ecefc342da4c11d640574565f0e57ac6fdba18afbfaa45209582_1.jpg)I want some of those signs!
(https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED172/631ca9dda4698.webp)Wah. Envy is so unbecoming. Just because she doesn't have hairy nuts to scratch...
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Wah. Envy is so unbecoming. Just because she doesn't have hairy nuts to scratch...
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Wah. Envy is so unbecoming. Just because she doesn't have hairy nuts to scratch...Aren't you making a big assumption considering todays insanity?
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(https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED259/631d1a12a89f8.webp)Bader was one of the Greats...and lost his legs in an early crash and flew with prosthetics for much of the war.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/00-48.jpg)Ya talkin climate control, ashtray or both? :silly:
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Ya talkin climate control, ashtray or both? :silly:
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Remember when our headlight dimmer switches were on the floor?
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Remember when our headlight dimmer switches were on the floor?
Heck man! I'm this old!
Don't forget 'three on the tree'.
Remember when our headlight dimmer switches were on the floor?Yup the good old days, now the dimmer switches are in democrats heads but none of them know how to turn on the high beams **nononono* and I often feel like mashing down with my foot to try and get the brights on.
(https://i.postimg.cc/m26tNht9/FB-IMG-1656520207850.jpg)Yup parents, mom says OMG! stop right now! Dad says, wait for it......
Yup parents, mom says OMG! stop right now! Dad says, wait for it......
:silly:On oldie
That's right.
On oldie
:bigsilly:Yup Titus is a full blown liberal, but funny.
888high58888
Mine still is in my pickup...Mine, too.
(https://i.postimg.cc/m26tNht9/FB-IMG-1656520207850.jpg)When the Marine Police Cruiser wasn't parked in its slip (at the end), we had a similar pier we rode junker bicycles off of. We'd tie ropes to them, recover them, and do it again. Great fun, as long as you didn't land on the frame...
I can only remember owning two with a floorboard starter...Own one, drove the other at work (in the '70s).
And only a few with 3 on the tree... To include my beloved '65 El Camino... Which I converted soon enough to a M22 rockcrusher 4spd on the floor.Had a Falcon wagon with three on the tree. Not as nifty as Mom's push button Rambler wagon
Dang! I still miss that thing.
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Just might be their funniest one yet. Make sure and watch until the very end.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2806e3cc3ab08aeebcd979806aed4d47310c0f72adf338421a890ba4ad90b048.jpg)Just heard on Fox news that two buses of immigrants have been dropped off this morning at Vice President Kamala Harris's home in Washington. It's good to hear that Texas doesn't have to take care of them all. I'm thinking/hoping that maybe the word will get out that they will be sent to a different type of climate (snow), that they have probably not ever been in. So far 8000 immigrants have been sent up north. Is there a donation place to send a contribution to keep this up? :amen: @ corbe pings were good, I see now how taking back something can feel like. :banghead:
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(https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED990/6323834ca2b12.webp)Looks about right to me, except, have they got a bigger tub?
Looks about right to me, except, have they got a bigger tub?
I am surprised @roamer_1 has not commented on this... :tongue2:
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(https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED367/60c77ddfe39cf.jpeg)Why is it that has me thinking about Humpty Dumpty?
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Imagine my disappointment when I realized this was not a Lori Lightfoot meme.
(https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED686/6325d1387055e.webp)I get the joke. I do. But still cannot help to point out that birds are some of the hardest workers on Earth.
I get the joke. I do. But still cannot help to point out that birds are some of the hardest workers on Earth.
They work arduously 24/7 just to stay alive and to procreate.
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That's eerie.Imagine walking into a French Museum and seeing a portrait of yourself from 500 years ago hanging on the wall.
Imagine walking into a French Museum and seeing a portrait of yourself from 500 years ago hanging on the wall.
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(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/116/272/419/original/da23e754d0324d16.jpeg)My girlfriend got pregnant because some idiot neighbor around me would not wear a condom!
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(https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED510/5813d2add2021.jpeg):beer:
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@roamer_1
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(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/116/529/113/original/8f42f9a63f085518.jpg)They left out that Dorothy would be a transgender.
That's my kind, right there.Might be a tad young, but I could adapt...
Might be a tad young, but I could adapt...
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Might be a tad young, but I could adapt...
It might kill you. But what the hell, no one lives forever.Yeah..... :laugh:
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And I bet he couldn't find a 1/2" or 9/16" to save his soul.Or a 10mm...
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(https://img.ifunny.co/images/1648db84afba3200795b40c15dc05dfb828bd1e4c980c7b3e4fb138e37a7e33b_1.webp)Opening day used to be a school holiday.
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Finally! A real cheese sandwich!
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And that is basically just the opening credits, one scene in the middle, and the closing credits!
IF YOU NEED
If you need a shoulder to cry on, I am here
If you need to yell, I am here to let you do that
If you need to talk or vent, I am here to listen
If you need groceries or cook, I am here to be your chef
If you don’t want to drive, I’ll be your chauffeur
I’ll take you anywhere
If you are tense or your body aches, I’ll be your masseuse
If your behind on laundry, I am here to wash for you
If you need a hug, my arms will be ready
If you need something sweet, I’ll make you a cake
If your home is a mess, I’m here to be your maid
If you need anything I (Robin) will be here
Just remember that you are a
Good mom
Good wife
Good friend
Good chauffeur
Good caregiver
Good with art and crafts
Good volunteer
Good mentor and teacher
Good positive person
Good reminder that life is good, even if it’s bad
I don’t know if your good at dancing
If you are I want to see
I’m here to dance with you, my boots are ready for some fun
With all my love and to let you know, that
Your good at everything and are willing to show me how
(ftp://IF YOU NEED
If you need a shoulder to cry on, I am here
If you need to yell, I am here to let you do that
If you need to talk or vent, I am here to listen
If you need groceries or cook, I am here to be your chef
If you don’t want to drive, I’ll be your chauffeur
I’ll take you anywhere
If you are tense or your body aches, I’ll be your masseuse
If your behind on laundry, I am here to wash for you
If you need a hug, my arms will be ready
If you need something sweet, I’ll make you a cake
If your home is a mess, I’m here to be your maid
If you need anything I (Robin) will be here
Just remember that you are a
Good mom
Good wife
Good friend
Good chauffeur
Good caregiver
Good with art and crafts
Good volunteer
Good mentor and teacher
Good positive person
Good reminder that life is good, even if it’s bad
I don’t know if your good at dancing
If you are I want to see
I’m here to dance with you, my boots are ready for some fun
With all my love and to let you know, that
Your good at everything and are willing to show me how)
If you need a shoulder to cry on, I am here
If you need to yell, I am here to let you do that
If you need to talk or vent, I am here to listen
If you need groceries or cook, I am here to be your chef
If you don’t want to drive, I’ll be your chauffeur
I’ll take you anywhere
If you are tense or your body aches, I’ll be your masseuse
If your behind on laundry, I am here to wash for you
If you need a hug, my arms will be ready
If you need something sweet, I’ll make you a cake
If your home is a mess, I’m here to be your maid
If you need anything I (Robin) will be here
Just remember that you are a
Good mom
Good wife
Good friend
Good chauffeur
Good caregiver
Good with art and crafts
Good volunteer
Good mentor and teacher
Good positive person
Good reminder that life is good, even if it’s bad
I don’t know if your good at dancing
If you are I want to see
I’m here to dance with you, my boots are ready for some fun
With all my love and to let you know, that
Your good at everything and are willing to show me how
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I couldn't find a place to put this, so I'll start here. It's written by me.
let me know what you think @corbe ***blushing***
corbe[/member] ***blushing***
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I couldn't find a place to put this, so I'll start here. It's written by me.
let me know what you think [member=6663)
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OMG, I've been complaining to my friends that the NEW McDonalds looks like it's part of a prison. Oh, it's the food that made it that way.
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OMG, I've been complaining to my friends that the NEW McDonalds looks like it's part of a prison. Oh, it's the food that made it that way.
@Texas Robin
You are exactly right. That new McDonalds does look like a prison. It really does.
OMG, I've been complaining to my friends that the NEW McDonalds looks like it's part of a prison. Oh, it's the food that made it that way. :jail:I tried McDonalds double cheese burger and fries, It for sure came from somewhere we don't eat at or buy at the store. ***suicide***
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I tried McDonalds double cheese burger and fries, It for sure came from somewhere we don't eat at or buy at the store. ***suicide***They went in the toilet in the 90's when they started adding everything and the kitchen sink to the menu and then the disastrous 'made to order' malarkey where 'made to order meant made anywhere from twenty to sixty minutes before and held in warming cabinets. So now you not only get old food, but barely warm food, but hey it's not 'assembled' until you order it! That was reason number two why I got out of managing MickeyD's, number one was that after twenty two plus years I realized I had absolutely come to hate people. I now only go to In-N-Out or mom and pops if I have any choice at all because they have stuck to the basics and do it well.
I'm so so over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's great that you know I have never got the house, but he did give me $10. I would of liked to say "shove up your ass" bit I needed the gas :poohappen:@corbe
The outlines of the continents flanking the Atlantic Ocean are so similar that their correspondence was apparent as soon as accurate maps became available. The earliest references to this similarity were made in 1596 by Flemish cartographer Abraham Ortelius and later in 1620 by the English philosopher Francis Bacon, in his book Novum Organum, and by French naturalist Georges-Louis Leclerc, count de Buffon, a century later. Toward the end of the 18th century, Alexander von Humboldt, a German naturalist, suggested that the lands bordering the Atlantic Ocean had once been joined.
In 1858 French geographer Antonio Snider-Pellegrini ...
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/98d51e234979a3d23b61924c13ea92199b3dd395401b064a2be08c2417fca59f.jpg)Why do I read "therapist" as "the rapist"?
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Makes you wonder if she was a very flatulent baby.....
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:laugh:
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/98d51e234979a3d23b61924c13ea92199b3dd395401b064a2be08c2417fca59f.jpg)That is for sure!!!!!@corbe :yowsa:
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:silly:
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a4odEXm_460s.jpg)What? No orange or green shag carpet?
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They're outrageously good ---- especially with multiple flavored syrups for dipping happy77
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I think you should host a "420" Corbe's musings threead on Saturday nights. Might be pretty entertaining.
Are "Saturday nights" any different? :bolt:
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IF Build Back Better was a Joint.
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ANYBODY that isn't afraid of electricity is a damn fool.
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Whoever wrote this is an amateur. If you really want to calm her down say, 'You're acting just like your mother!'
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a9qL3j0_460s.jpg)Nah, tell her she's acting just like your mother and I guarantee that will have more of an effect.
Whoever wrote this is an amateur. If you really want to calm her down say, 'You're acting just like your mother!'
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@Right_in_Virginia
VERY nice "save"!
@sneakypeteIn this case, so is photoshop.
Well, dogs *are* a man's best friend wink777
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@Kamaji
If you keep getting subtle you are going to make my head hurt.
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A flock of crows is also known as a "murder".
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(https://forums.azbilliards.com/attachments/ac-jpg.664865/)Someone did not want tree sap or bird poop on their cars in the driveway, apparently.
(https://forums.azbilliards.com/attachments/ab-jpg.664988/)Thank goodness I have never seen a button with genitalia nor do I think I would want to click one if I did.
Thank goodness I have never seen a button with genitalia nor do I think I would want to click one if I did.
Thank goodness I have never seen a button with genitalia nor do I think I would want to click one if I did.
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@240B
Just out of curiousity,how many fingers did he have on his other hand?
How do you how many other hands he had?
@DBYeah, you didn't even check the other leg...
Good point,and one I had overlooked.
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/amA8AB9_460s.jpg)Eating just one increases your risk?
An ounce of maui wowee, 2 liter soda, and a pizza, all in one order.
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maui wowee
Is that still a thing? :laugh:Dunno, but the delivery guy better be packing if it's a cash order...
Dunno, but the delivery guy better be packing if it's a cash order...All delivery and ride-share people are packing something these days, pot or no pot, cash or no cash.
Weed ain't cheap from what I hear--especially vintage strains.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/zz-memers-23.jpg)Not sure but I think there is an R missing somewhere in there.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FfpYyUfVUAAOCWI?format=jpg&name=small)It's a BEAUTY PAGENT of course the women are selected based on their appearance! Why is it that I think if we saw the pictures of the three women suing we would find them more suitable for a livestock judging event?
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/99d445e104f971a4dbbd7d5f365672119cf3299ea2a4bda9d9c6aa2e1544858f.jpg)Dangit! I was hoping they finally found a way turn back to the 1950's!
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(https://img.ifunny.co/images/3a34fafce2f46e44c2f7713c6ac7df6c5b7f115c4d3d17992dd1bbbcf0e9569f_1.jpg)Someone is getting desperate when they request eating beans...makes you wonder what the breakup was over??
I'm still not use to Women farting around me. They just turn to me and smile and say 'Hold that Mule'.
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a4oY4MQ_460s.jpg)Wow, the cereal box toys sure have changed... :laugh:
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Screw you Yankees.
Wow, the cereal box toys sure have changed... :laugh:New Kellogs cereal with a radioactive suppository* prize in every box.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/z-memes-25-2.jpg)Unless you are Bob Ross making happy trees...
Unless you are Bob Ross making happy trees...
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/zzz-memes-15.jpg)That rainbow in the water.... :thud:
I can relate, I once sued the International Olympic Committee for discriminating against me on the basis of my athletic ability.
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@Slide RuleNo, @sneakypete , you aren't the only one who finds that creepy. Makes you wonder whether they have fava beans in the basement...
Ok,am I the only one that things that is a touch more than "kinda creepy",and suggest the owners closets be given a close look at the same time his back yard is being dug up?
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/422281208317780/ (https://www.pinterest.com/pin/422281208317780/)https://www.pinterest.com/pin/422281208317780/ (ftp://www.pinterest.com/pin/422281208317780/)
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(https://www.pinterest.com/pin/422281208317780/)Well it still isn't working for this particular post @corbe I need some more schooling
I'll get right some day, LOL
Well it still isn't working for this particular post @corbe I need some more schooling
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They were both laughing at the doctors who said he is infertile!
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Thanks for the laugh, though there is a ZERO percent chance I show this to my wife.@catfish1957
OTOH, Hallmark has stupidly infused a mass amount of "wokeness" in their product, and that has turned off middle America.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/Qd2ZdTqp/FB-IMG-1658866868437.jpg)The loop of the R is a good hit, and someone dotted the 'I', but whoever tried the 'O' is a mite low and left...
The loop of the R is a good hit, and someone dotted the 'I', but whoever tried the 'O' is a mite low and left...
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For those that might not know - This is true. This is the look of rural signs.Yeah. :beer:
One that says 'No target Shooting' is just asking for it.
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...or move to Arizona. We don't believe in that crap. 333cleo 333cleo 333cleo 333cleo
We got a big blow through here the last couple days... 10" of snow on the ground, 40 MPH winds...Meh. Screw it, and just set them to 12:01 or whatever. The time on those isn't important as long as they work. It's the relative time (elapsed whole cooking) that matters and that increment can be set from whatever is on the display.
Lost power of course. Now I have to reset the clocks on the nuke and the stove or they won't work. Makes me grumble.
I would LOVE those clocks to be IoT, or better yet, mechanical... Then the damn things would work without it.
Meh. Screw it, and just set them to 12:01 or whatever. The time on those isn't important as long as they work. It's the relative time (elapsed whole cooking) that matters and that increment can be set from whatever is on the display.
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(https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2022/11/313917947_5406558546059711_1156504609588635825_n.jpg?w=563&ssl=1)The only thing missing is for someone to ad 'Smoke Flavored' to the Sharpie :silly:
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/286bb98bd0c8e6d8766a0c11f537fd3f81f1133c8e8364c5ea6dca0da65fbb19.jpg)Well it will get you in front of all those compliant people that move to the left the second they see the sign.
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ROFLMAO!!! Might have been able to do that when I was like eight years old!
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/z-funny-97-1.jpg)But the Bishop said it was a High Mass!
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ROFLMAO!!! Might have been able to do that when I was like eight years old!Once when we were out with our grandson and on the freeway he really had to pee so we pulled over and I swear he peed that far uphill, he was six! My wife and I still laugh about it, he's fifteen now and doesn't see the humor :silly:
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This story happened to me personally. Not a joke - it is real life.Yeah, for a week or two after I buy something I need, I get spammed with ads offering similar items. Be careful what you do a search for, too. Parts houses must think I have a fleet of vehicles larger than Jay Leno's.
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(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=1166.6666666666667,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/120/211/665/original/b1520ee64389d214.jpeg)That image needs to be slipped into as many anti-gun ads as possible.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/your-video-games.jpg)I seem to recall the selector switch could be set to 3 or 4. Try telling a kid that people didn't have to carry a bottle of water wherever they went in olden times.
I seem to recall the selector switch could be set to 3 or 4. Try telling a kid that people didn't have to carry a bottle of water wherever they went in olden times.
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https://youtu.be/ursAFzYBHsM (https://youtu.be/ursAFzYBHsM)
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/27509ac5eed32bb28877be261097ba3f6fcf484945f692d3f09077872499e6b0.jpg)Everywhere I go all the guys stare at me and hit on me.
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/27509ac5eed32bb28877be261097ba3f6fcf484945f692d3f09077872499e6b0.jpg)Nope being a 'normal' healthy male my eyes were busy noticing the Gazongas, which could be every bit as deadly if your caught as Godzilla.
Nope being a 'normal' healthy male my eyes were busy noticing the Gazongas, which could be every bit as deadly if your caught as Godzilla.
Well, just run faster.... no not that way....I just noticed the couple in the background, looks like the guys wife was caught in the act of checking hubby's line of site, Gazongas are about to...rack up another kill.
Darwin Awards 2 (Video)
https://mobile.twitter.com/DarwinAwards_/status/1571953948252315649
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Great tactic that I wish I had known and used decades ago. How many of us have stuck in that "where do we eat?" perpetual loop, before someone almost loses their temper?
@catfish1957
"ALMOST"????
Not knowing is almost as bad as not caring.
Even making a bad guess is better than not caring.
Great tactic that I wish I had known and used decades ago. How many of us have stuck in that "where do we eat?" perpetual loop, before someone almost loses their temper?
Didn't know that you have mastered the book of "understanding women", and their nuances.
I guess congratulations are in order. :whistle:
I'd put this in the politics section, but it's so deeply inane that I think it belongs here:
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(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/11/25/16/64941145-11469775-image-a-26_1669394185129.jpg)Oh look, finally they produced a watermelon for rind lovers!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SNJVuZjIGjg (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SNJVuZjIGjg)
How many languages are there? Trucker talk, computer, cooking, NASA, Math, Medical and lots more. can you add to this list?
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When you are arguing with you woman, and then she suddenly agrees with you, about everything. <- that's an Oh Shit moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoQDf0bovT4She would have been really off base...
What happens when your wife has a dream about you and another woman.
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@KamajiWater has a different index of refraction than air, which bends the light. It's what makes a straight stick stuck in clear water appear to be bent, and, in this case, distorts the image as well.
Ok,that's more than a little bit scary to me. I am hoping there is some trick photo work involved.
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@Right_in_Virginia
I flat LOVE that one!
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Yeah... But it could be worse... :whistle:
https://youtu.be/boV0t-riFuw (https://youtu.be/boV0t-riFuw)
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a9qpv7Z_460s.jpg)Me, too, but that goes for using it for the first time, too.
Genuinely made me chuckle.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3b0ec15fa4c0b9b736ceaca9f78f9dd35bf2501e3f1f3d2cdb388e78af132a43.jpg)Why would I listen to some stupid alcoholic anyway?
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Genuinely made me chuckle.
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/z-memes-1-1.jpg)Kinda gives new meaning to getting corn holed.
Kinda gives new meaning to getting corn holed.
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English breakfast ... I would eat. With a pint of laagaa
If 'SATAN' is the bad guy? But what he does is punish people who disobey God?
Then is Satan, the Devil, actually a good guy ... who is working for God?
We're all in His employee roster. Even fallen angels.So El Satan, is doing God's work? No entendiendo.
(https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED803/6399593a3cb8d.webp)No kids allowed. No dogs. No nothing.
(https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=875,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/122/689/293/original/0ad1bc4ec020f151.png)It's cool that they use a huge liberal for the meme.
Shheesh, I thought the Donald Trump Playing cards was a clever Babylon Bee piece....
This is real... :silly:
This belongs in the "Silly Thread". The man has become silly.
https://news.yahoo.com/donald-trump-major-announcement-bizarre-205557856.html (https://news.yahoo.com/donald-trump-major-announcement-bizarre-205557856.html)
@catfish1957Well Pete, welcome to the world of most Trump supporters who voted for him, liked the good he did but also point out when he does something stupid.
I have always been a big Trump supporter,but "stupid" isn't a strong enough word for this.
Well Pete, welcome to the world of most Trump supporters who voted for him, liked the good he did but also point out when he does something stupid.
@GtHawk
Nope,not withdrawing my support of Trump over this brain fart.
Trump's not my first choice, but if he is the nominee.... he gets my vote.
This county's not going to survive 8 years of Pedo Joe or whoever replaces him.
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@GtHawkWho said anything about withdrawing your support? It's you who always jump down the throats of anyone that points out Trump did something stupid, even though they repeatedly state they will vote for him if he is the nominee. C'mon man! Justifiable critiquing of someone, EVEN Trump, is not a crime.
Nope,not withdrawing my support of Trump over this brain fart.
We ALL,(well,maybe not ME!) do stupid Bush occasionally.
Besides,I support Trump because of his obsession with going down in history as "the President that saved America from the left. Even though it irritates the hell out of me because deep down I am like every other dummy and dream of voting for "THE Perfect candidate",but the truth is that no one is perfect.
How bad can he be when 95 percent of the professional career pols hate him with a passion?
His problem is that unlike everyone else running for President he is NOT a career politician. He jumped into the ring and landed on top of the career pols without even apologizing,never mind kissing their asses and offering them a cut of the US Treasury.
In FACT he is trying to do the opposite by CUTTING feral spending on vote-buying bills. Yeah,he plans on spending mega-bucks on items like national serurity/upgrading the military,but any potential president that DOESN'T want to finance the items essential to US security is a part of the problem,not a part of the solution.
AND he will most likely be unsuccessful with ending all the "gimme yore votes for a gubbermint check!" programs in the 4 years in office he might get. Too much resistance and too many people on the gooberment gravy train voting multiple times for anyone that opposses him for that to happen.
STILL,his ego will DEMAND he get in there and try so he goes down in the history books as "the President that started turning America around and saved her from foreign invasion and make a SINCERE effort to steer the US Budget towards stability.
The Truth is that NOBODY could accomplish this in a year term,or even an 8 year term. What he CAN do is get the ball rolling in that direction in the 4 years he will have,and he will be able to set the stage for DeSantis to take over and get things rolling hard in that direction in the 8 years he is likely to get.
As I wrote above,NOBODY can change the way America is headed in just 4 years,but given that how he goes down in the history books may be as important to Trump as life itself,he can really get the ball rolling and set the stage for DeSantis to take the ball and have 8 years to move it to the goal line.
This is why I get so pissed off at the people who want DeSantis to run NOW. IF he does,and he wins,the MOST we will get is 8 years of a conservative movement.
If we get Trump in the White House for 4 years,KNOWING this will be his last shot at getting prominent positive mention in the history books,and THEN elect DeSantis or someone like him and give THEM another 8 years,America just MIGHT have a chance of surviving instead of morphing into something with a name like "The North American Economic Zone.
(https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED253/63a0f9b0768df.webp)Redneck cruise control?
(https://i.postimg.cc/3RrLs9mB/IMG-8686.jpg)Just do what people used to do...lick your fingers :whistle:
Just do what people used to do...lick your fingers :whistle:
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@Kamaji
I gotta admit,I have always loved the style of those little cars,and came close to buying one more than once. The only reason I didn't was because I just needed more room in a car and I like having a trunk no one can see into.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FlKXgXMaMAA8uc7?format=jpg&name=small)It is easy to screw around with mentally twisted literally 'insane' Liberals.
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KEEP IT GOING! LOL
LET'S SEE IF I CAN DO IT AGAIN ... hahaha
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE!
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