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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5200 on: September 05, 2022, 09:01:57 am »
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5201 on: September 05, 2022, 01:04:15 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5202 on: September 05, 2022, 03:12:24 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5203 on: September 05, 2022, 03:20:25 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5204 on: September 05, 2022, 03:28:10 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5205 on: September 05, 2022, 04:12:33 pm »
Dammit put it back in its grave!

Imagine the kind of person who is dead, and they don't believe it.
She may be dead, maybe, but let's just be sure she doesn't come back.
It's a boobytrap. They set her up. She was supposed to rise from the grave, only to chop her own head off.
The people who did this really actually believed she was going to sit up in her grave.
She must have been one hell of a woman.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5206 on: September 05, 2022, 04:21:02 pm »


What happens when these women get pregnant? Is milk squirting out three different directions?
Hey, I have an idea. You know those boobs all the guys are crazy about? Lets put a bolt through it! Hell yeah!
Why ruin a good thing? I will never understand piercings or tattoos.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5207 on: September 05, 2022, 04:54:45 pm »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5208 on: September 06, 2022, 08:16:01 am »


What happens when these women get pregnant? Is milk squirting out three different directions?
Hey, I have an idea. You know those boobs all the guys are crazy about? Lets put a bolt through it! Hell yeah!
Why ruin a good thing? I will never understand piercings or tattoos.
I can almost understand some tats, but mostly no, and piercings don't get it with me, either.
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

C S Lewis

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5209 on: September 06, 2022, 12:35:38 pm »
I can almost understand some tats, but mostly no, and piercings don't get it with me, either.

I don't even understand tats.  Seeing a beautiful young woman inked up, is like looking at a Renoir' with graffiti on it.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5210 on: September 06, 2022, 02:47:54 pm »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5211 on: September 06, 2022, 03:02:10 pm »
I don't even understand tats.  Seeing a beautiful young woman inked up, is like looking at a Renoir' with graffiti on it.
Everytime I see someone with the tat sleeve I have the urge to grab a scrub brush and soap..

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5212 on: September 06, 2022, 05:52:12 pm »
Everytime I see someone with the tat sleeve I have the urge to grab a scrub brush and soap..

Every time I see a pretty woman inked up, I picture her with them as a "senior".   **nononono*
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5213 on: September 06, 2022, 06:00:21 pm »
Yeah, not a tattoo fan either.... Ladies, you can't improve on what God gave ya. Not a fan of tats on guys either (trashy).
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5214 on: September 06, 2022, 06:03:49 pm »
If a political party does not have its foundation in the determination to advance a cause that is right and that is moral, then it is not a political party; it is merely a conspiracy to seize power.     -Dwight Eisenhower-

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5215 on: September 06, 2022, 06:09:18 pm »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5216 on: September 06, 2022, 07:23:24 pm »


"Stool" - no; if men were naming these things, "stool" would not be the name for that particular color!

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5217 on: September 06, 2022, 08:52:45 pm »
Yeah, not a tattoo fan either.... Ladies, you can't improve on what God gave ya. Not a fan of tats on guys either (trashy).
Tats are understandable in some professions, because it makes identification easier if things go wrong, but I never saw anything I'd want to wear that long and never did any work quite that dangerous.  As for the ladies, I agree. Piercings are just a distraction from what God gave you, and tats don't age well.
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Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5218 on: September 06, 2022, 10:34:26 pm »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5219 on: September 06, 2022, 10:42:32 pm »
Yeah, not a tattoo fan either.... Ladies, you can't improve on what God gave ya. Not a fan of tats on guys either (trashy).

@Sighlass

The only one I have is a set of jump wings and the words "US Paratrooper" on my left bicept.

You may find this hard to believe, but at one time I did a fair amount of drinking,and had some occasional difficulties with MP's and US Marines. For some odd reason, when 3 or 4 Marines get together and start drinking,the think they can beat up an Army Paratrooper that is by himself, or even scare him.

I know,crazy,huh?

Anyhow,due to these USMC brain farts,I was thinking seriously about shaving my head and getting a big red arrow tattooed on the top with the words "This end up!",but my friends talked me out of it.

It WAS a good first clue that I needed to cut back on the whisky intake, just a tad, though.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5220 on: September 06, 2022, 10:59:20 pm »

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Women naked is a work of art, the beauty of nature. But if I pull my dick out everyone is calling the cops. I remain confused?
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5221 on: September 06, 2022, 11:20:21 pm »
@Sighlass

The only one I have is a set of jump wings and the words "US Paratrooper" on my left bicept.

You may find this hard to believe, but at one time I did a fair amount of drinking,and had some occasional difficulties with MP's and US Marines. For some odd reason, when 3 or 4 Marines get together and start drinking,the think they can beat up an Army Paratrooper that is by himself, or even scare him.

I know,crazy,huh?

Anyhow,due to these USMC brain farts,I was thinking seriously about shaving my head and getting a big red arrow tattooed on the top with the words "This end up!",but my friends talked me out of it.

It WAS a good first clue that I needed to cut back on the whisky intake, just a tad, though.

   I just have one on my left bicep too, @sneakypete



   My last GF had 4, only 1 visible (on her right boob).  When she took her clothes off and I saw the others I wasn't particularly  payin attention to obscurities in skin tone.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5222 on: September 07, 2022, 12:31:13 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5223 on: September 07, 2022, 12:33:29 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #5224 on: September 07, 2022, 11:38:26 am »
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