The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022

[DCPatriot]

[240B]

Woke up drunk ... drunk as hell.
Took 3 good hours of drinking ... just to get back to normal.

[Wingnut]

[corbe]

   My 'Check Liver' light came on a few weeks ago and being without Medical Care right now (Humana blacklisted me over refusal to wear a face diaper), I decided to cut way back on my dinking, though I smoke more pot, now.

   My drink of choice these days~7Up.

   Crap Life is as Boring as I always suspected it was.   

 

 

[sneakypete]

   My 'Check Liver' light came on a few weeks ago and being without Medical Care right now (Humana blacklisted me over refusal to wear a face diaper), I decided to cut way back on my dinking, though I smoke more pot, now.

   My drink of choice these days~7Up.

   Crap Life is as Boring as I always suspected it was.

@corbe

Have you considered trying to upgrade the quality of the vodka you are drinking?

[Kamaji]

[corbe]

@corbe

Have you considered trying to upgrade the quality of the vodka you are drinking?

   I only drink the good stuff @sneakypete Top Shelf Bourbon and Craft Beer, Freshly Brewed. 
   As my pappy always said 'This too shall pass'.

[sneakypete]

   I only drink the good stuff @sneakypete Top Shelf Bourbon and Craft Beer, Freshly Brewed. 
   As my pappy always said 'This too shall pass'.

@corbe

What is "Craft Beer"? I have never heard of it,but then again,I quit drinking in 1982,when I had to decide to either quit,or turn pro.

[Gefn]

@sneakypete

Beer made with and flavored with Kraft Cheese? Lol.

[Wingnut]

@sneakypete

Beer made with and flavored with Kraft Cheese? Lol.

You made a funny!   Nice

[corbe]

   Craft Beer comes in most any Flavor and is made (usually) by small local Breweries, which there are an abundance of here in the Texas Hill Country.   
   Germans love their Beer.

[240B]

Smoking is Deadly!! (but what the hell? yolo right!)

Mac Baren's Navy Flake is an exceptionally smooth smoke mixed from the finest Burley with a taste of Virginia and Mac Baren's original Cavendish, enhanced with rum to create a blend with a rich, wonderful flavor.

[libertybele]

   I only drink the good stuff @sneakypete Top Shelf Bourbon and Craft Beer, Freshly Brewed. 
   As my pappy always said 'This too shall pass'.

It's the bourbon that's doing it @corbe. Scotch is much easier on the system.

[corbe]

It's the bourbon that's doing it @corbe. Scotch is much easier on the system.

   I suspected as much @libertybele I hope my relationship with @Texas Robin can outlast this temporary sobriety phase I'm up against.

[Kamaji]

[sneakypete]

@sneakypete

Beer made with and flavored with Kraft Cheese? Lol.

@Gefn

I hate to admit it,but you had me going for a moment,there.

[roamer_1]

@sneakypete

Beer made with and flavored with Kraft Cheese? Lol.

*shudder*
Reminds me of my first and only time trying to make a beer float (like a root beer float)... Ice cream goes with everything, right?

 

[Kamaji]

*shudder*
Reminds me of my first and only time trying to make a beer float (like a root beer float)... Ice cream goes with everything, right?

 

The only way to make a beer float:

[roamer_1]

The only way to make a beer float:

YEP. Preach it! 

[Kamaji]

[GtHawk]

*shudder*
Reminds me of my first and only time trying to make a beer float (like a root beer float)... Ice cream goes with everything, right?

 

Try some of these, no beer but all adult Root Beer floats.
https://www.yummly.com/recipes/alcoholic-root-beer-float

[roamer_1]

Try some of these, no beer but all adult Root Beer floats.
https://www.yummly.com/recipes/alcoholic-root-beer-float

REALLY?

I thought it was the alcohol that turned the ice cream into curdled cheese. Woah.

Unfortunately, I will never try. That first experience was so very revolting that the mere thought of another attempt makes my belly flip.

Same thing for me wrt peppermint schnapps.... I got super blasted on peppermint schnapps and eating pickled pigs feet... The resulting illness cured me of both for all time. Cannot get near either one.

So thanks for the thought, but... There be dragons. 

[Gefn]

*shudder*
Reminds me of my first and only time trying to make a beer float (like a root beer float)... Ice cream goes with everything, right?

 

Coke floats are really yummy. And if you’re a New Yorker, how about an egg cream?

[Smokin Joe]

@Kamaji

DAMN!

That's amazing!

How did ya guess?

And I was thinking...Nice horse! 

[corbe]