The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread

[sneakypete]

It was bound to happen. 
Chauncy

@mountaineer

I liked the fact that he was keeping it classy by having a towel wrapped around his head,and wearing a shower curtain.

[240B]

If you believe the Alligator Hunting reality shows, that is about the correct spot to kill an alligator.  Of course the professionals use a gun.  I am guessing illegal hunting, a rank amateur who opted on this animal without a gun, or mass quantities of alcohol were involved. 

In any case, if the perp were to come forward, I am guessing he'd get a visit from this local FL Game Warden.

Yep probably. Those shows say that the kill spot on a gator is the size of a quarter. You have to hit it just right or the bullet will glance off the thick rock-hard skull. That's why you see them frequently taking multiple shots. It's a small target. Some of them talk about killing a gator with a knife or machete in a tight spot, but they experienced experts and know exactly where to strike. And even the experts say it is a stupid thing to try. I reckon that alcohol was involved, along with some kind of a bet or a dare.

[goatprairie]

Yep probably. Those shows say that the kill spot on a gator is the size of a quarter. You have to hit it just right or the bullet will glance off the thick rock-hard skull. That's why you see them frequently taking multiple shots. It's a small target. Some of them talk about killing a gator with a knife or machete in a tight spot, but they experienced experts and know exactly where to strike. And even the experts say it is a stupid thing to try. I reckon that alcohol was involved, along with some kind of a bet or a dare.

"I reckon that alcohol was involved"

Yuh think?

[sneakypete]

"I reckon that alcohol was involved"

Yuh think?

@goatprairie  @240B

This is Florida Man. I am surprised he wasn't meth-powered,and jump in the water to beat the gator's ass before strangling him to death.

[berdie]

@goatprairie  @240B

This is Florida Man. I am surprised he wasn't meth-powered,and jump in the water to beat the gator's ass before strangling him to death.

Well...it could have been both. @sneakypete  I don't know what Florida man does in a club before he goes hunting gators or what he does when he gets there, lol. Thank goodness!

[240B]

[Lando Lincoln]

[bigheadfred]

Weird.

That matches exactly with the flight path the Ukranian commercial jet took.

[Lando Lincoln]

Florida Man Spits On 67-Year-Old for Wearing A MAGA Hat, Gets 90 Days Behind Bars

[sneakypete]

Florida Man Spits On 67-Year-Old for Wearing A MAGA Hat, Gets 90 Days Behind Bars

@Lando Lincoln

Gee,I wonder why he didn't try knocking the hat off a healthy man his own age?

Ever notice these Dims always pick someone old and feeble,or a school kid,to attack?

[Lando Lincoln]

@Lando Lincoln

Gee,I wonder why he didn't try knocking the hat off a healthy man his own age?

Ever notice these Dims always pick someone old and feeble,or a school kid,to attack?

@sneakypete

Here's the video.  And notice - he spat from the safety of being behind a railing and table.  Coward.

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[sneakypete]

@sneakypete

Here's the video.  And notice - he spat from the safety of being behind a railing and table.  Coward.

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@Lando Lincoln

I am WAAAY too old  and feeble to be playing THOSE reindeer games,but not sure how well a table and rail would protect him if he spit on me. I may be old and feeble,but MY definition of a fair fight is one *I* win.

[Lando Lincoln]

@Lando Lincoln

I am WAAAY too old  and feeble to be playing THOSE reindeer games,but not sure how well a table and rail would protect him if he spit on me. I may be old and feeble,but MY definition of a fair fight is one *I* win.

@sneakypete

More detail with pics.  The perp is a real a-hole, as is his wife apparently.

Vero Beach man sentenced to 90 days in jail after spitting on man wearing 'MAGA' hat, court rules

[Lando Lincoln]

How did man with no priors get 90 days in Vero Beach MAGA hat spitting case? | Opinion

Good opinion piece.  The older gentleman has had several surgeries on his neck for cancer.  At the time of the incident, he had 17 stitches from the most recent surgery. 

[Cyber Liberty]

How did man with no priors get 90 days in Vero Beach MAGA hat spitting case? | Opinion

Good opinion piece.  The older gentleman has had several surgeries on his neck for cancer.  At the time of the incident, he had 17 stitches from the most recent surgery.

FTA:

"I don't even care that I'm going to jail; this is actually exciting," Ajple told deputies, according to an arrest affidavit. "Plus, I have more time on this earth than he does anyway; he probably feels so good about himself."

One has to be pretty stupid to say that, after getting read his Miranda rights. 

[Lando Lincoln]

FTA:

One has to be pretty stupid to say that, after getting read his Miranda rights.

He is, after all, Florida Man.

[sneakypete]

@sneakypete

More detail with pics.  The perp is a real a-hole, as is his wife apparently.

Vero Beach man sentenced to 90 days in jail after spitting on man wearing 'MAGA' hat, court rules

@Lando Lincoln

He must have been to get 90 days active for spitting on someone. That's almost unheard of.

[sneakypete]

@sneakypete

More detail with pics.  The perp is a real a-hole, as is his wife apparently.

Vero Beach man sentenced to 90 days in jail after spitting on man wearing 'MAGA' hat, court rules

@Lando Lincoln

BTW,just HOW freaking stupid do you have to be to think Trump is a communist? No wonder that retard and his wife vote Dim.

[sneakypete]

FTA:

One has to be pretty stupid to say that, after getting read his Miranda rights.

@Cyber Liberty

He even looks happy and is smiling smugly in his mug shots. Here is hoping someone in jail gives him an attitude adjustment while he is in there.

[Cyber Liberty]

Florida Man arrested for hanging from a traffic light and pooping on cars

That's right, a Florida Man, high on meth decided to climb a traffic light and go number two on passing cars. It took the police AND fire department to get him down and as Florida Man stories often end, he was arrested. More, including his epic mugshot here

https://www.huzlers.com/florida-man-arrested-for-hanging-on-traffic-light-and-shtting-on-cars-passing-underneath/

[240B]

@Lando Lincoln
BTW,just HOW freaking stupid do you have to be to think Trump is a communist?

You wouldn't believe the number of retarded Libs who think Hitler(National Socialist NAZI) was a Republican who supported Trump.
Bernie Sanders/Pow Wow Warren are National Socialists, not Trump or his supporters. However, facts and reality do not matter to Liberals. So it is useless to try to correct them with history. They don't care. Trump is a NAZI. Their mind is made up and reality only confuses them.

[mountaineer]

Florida Man arrested for hanging from a traffic light and pooping on cars

Without  investigating further, I will guess  this meth head is, based on his photo, about  21 or so.

[roamer_1]

Florida Man arrested for hanging from a traffic light and pooping on cars

Well, credit where it is due... That was a spectacular feat. You could sell tickets...

[Smokin Joe]

Well, credit where it is due... That was a spectacular feat. You could sell tickets...

It's gonna take a lot of ______________(write in substance(s) of choice here) and maybe a few alligators to top that one...

[roamer_1]

It's gonna take a lot of ______________(write in substance(s) of choice here) and maybe a few alligators to top that one...

I wonder if he skinnyed out there butt nekkid or if he dropped his britches once out on the pole. That'd be one helluva peculiar talent...