The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread

[mountaineer]

(take a look at the mugshot. some "woman.")

Exactly. If you're going to pull that "identifies as woman" $#!t, at least shave off your beard.

[sneakypete]

Exactly. If you're going to pull that "identifies as woman" $#!t, at least shave off your beard.

@mountaineer

Dat bees sexist!

[Cyber Liberty]

@mountaineer

Dat bees sexist!

If I had a beard, it would identify as pubic hair.   

[Formerly Once-Ler]

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article236647643.html

A Tallahassee woman may have gone on an arson spree Wednesday and Thursday, starting at a Taco Bell where a woman was set on fire, cops say.

On Wednesday, Mia Williams, a 32-year-old who was born male but identifies as female, walked into a Taco Bell, doused a woman with gasoline and then set her on fire, Tallahassee police said.

Williams ran away and the victim was taken to a hospital by helicopter with serious injuries. As of Friday, the victim was still being treated, police said.

I can't post the pictures so check out the link to see this beautiful woman of color who set another woman on fire.

Also I'm just assuming the arsonist woman is a liberal.

[musiclady]

The bearded lady?

I saw one of those in a circus once.....

[Mod1]

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article236647643.html

Moved to appropriate category and merged with existing thread.

[mountaineer]

Man Arrested After Spitting on Trump Supporter at Restaurant, Physically Assaulting Him Over MAGA Hat
 by Cassandra Fairbanks
 October 29, 2019

A Florida man has been arrested after confronting a 67-year-old man, spitting on him and slapping his “Make American Great Again” hat at a restaurant on Friday evening.

Robert Youngblood, 67, was sitting at the bar at Hurricane Grill in Vero Beach when he was confronted by Matthias Ajple, 43.   ... Ajple walked over and said: ‘You should go back to Russia you f*cking communist.'”

The police report says that Ajple then slapped the man’s MAGA hat, leaned over a gate, and spit on him — before fleeing the scene.  ...

Following his arrest, Ajple bizarrely told the police that Trump supporters are “communists” and “racists.” He added, “I don’t even care that I’m going to jail, this is actually exciting, plus I have more time on this earth than he does anyway, he probably feels so good about himself.” ...

Gateway Pundit

Perp

[Cyber Liberty]

Gateway Pundit

Perp

WTF is it with his clothes?  Is he wearing a shroud or something?  Tell you what, somebody spits at me at a restaurant and he'll be eating his teeth.

[sneakypete]

WTF is it with his clothes?  Is he wearing a shroud or something?  Tell you what, somebody spits at me at a restaurant and he'll be eating his teeth.

@Cyber Liberty

I'm in my 70's too,and if someone spits on me in a restaurant,they are going to be trying to swallow a coffee cup or sugar shaker.

[Smokin Joe]

@Cyber Liberty

I'm in my 70's too,and if someone spits on me in a restaurant,they are going to be trying to swallow a coffee cup or sugar shaker.

He said: “I don’t even care that I’m going to jail, this is actually exciting, plus I have more time on this earth than he does anyway,

After that, It would be presumptuous to assume he has more time on Earth than I do, or anyone does. He might not survive such encounters if he can't run away.

[mountaineer]

This one is a "Florida girl" story:

A 14-year-old Florida Girl walked up to a man dressed as Donald Trump and punched him in the jaw as her friends recorded the attack, police say.

The victim and two family members were waiting in line Friday evening outside the Naples Haunted Gross House at the Collier County fairgrounds when he was slugged by the teenage assailant, according to a police report.

After punching the man, the laughing girl returned to her place in line with several other minors, at least one of whom recorded the attack and posted video of it to Instagram.  ...

Cops, who noted that the teenager’s “sole motivation was to strike ‘Trump,’” cited the girl for misdemeanor battery.  ...

The Smoking Gun

Who can explain to her that a person dressed up in a Halloween costume is not actually what he purports to be? Not a cowboy, not a zombie, not the president...

[Smokin Joe]

This one is a "Florida girl" story:The Smoking Gun

Who can explain to her that a person dressed up in a Halloween costume is not actually what he purports to be? Not a cowboy, not a zombie, not the president...

It ever amazes me how many people no longer seem to perceive the boundary between fact and fiction, where reality begins and fantasy ends.

[Cyber Liberty]

It ever amazes me how many people no longer seem to perceive the boundary between fact and fiction, where reality begins and fantasy ends.

Or the simple rule of etiquette that it's NOT OK to "punch a Nazi in the throat."  People seem to think that it's OK to assault somebody because they might think differently.

[Smokin Joe]

Or the simple rule of etiquette that it's NOT OK to "punch a Nazi in the throat."  People seem to think that it's OK to assault somebody because they might think differently.

We're a long way from "I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

[Cyber Liberty]

We're a long way from "I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

The mental defectives of Antifa have convinced themselves that if somebody is wearing a MAGA hat, they are Nazis by definition, and assaulting them is not only OK but morally necessary.  These people are messed up.

[Smokin Joe]

The mental defectives of Antifa have convinced themselves that if somebody is wearing a MAGA hat, they are Nazis by definition, and assaulting them is not only OK but morally necessary.  These people are messed up.

They wouldn't be Leftists if they weren't messed up. They can't see their behaviour is marching in lockstep with the SA, and it doesn't get much more Fascist than that.

[sneakypete]

The mental defectives of Antifa have convinced themselves that if somebody is wearing a MAGA hat, they are Nazis by definition, and assaulting them is not only OK but morally necessary.  These people are messed up.

@Cyber Liberty

Not as messed up as the survivors will be if they decide to attack me. I've never been much of a "turn the other cheek" fan. I am more of a "I will set your ass on FIRE if you try to do that!" fan.

[Smokin Joe]

@Cyber Liberty

Not as messed up as the survivors will be if they decide to attack me. I've never been much of a "turn the other cheek" fan. I am more of a "I will set your ass on FIRE if you try to do that!" fan.

Survivors? Dangit, pete, you're getting soft.

[roamer_1]

Survivors? Dangit, pete, you're getting soft.

 
Nice.

[sneakypete]

Survivors? Dangit, pete, you're getting soft.

@Smokin Joe

Nobody is perfect. Especially when you are outnumbered and rushed.

[roamer_1]

@Smokin Joe

Nobody is perfect. Especially when you are outnumbered and rushed.

@sneakypete

"Now I don't know how many of them it would take to kick my a**...
But I knew how many they were gonna use"

[Smokin Joe]

@Smokin Joe

Nobody is perfect. Especially when you are outnumbered and rushed.

Haste makes waste...

[sneakypete]

Haste makes waste...

@Smokin Joe

Huh? Waste is what you are trying to create. Or have I been doing this wrong all these years?

[Smokin Joe]

@Smokin Joe

Huh? Waste is what you are trying to create. Or have I been doing this wrong all these years?

Depends what you are in a hurry to do.

[Formerly Once-Ler]

https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/11/05/deputies-solve-mystery-groin-fort-pierce/2490831001/

Off The Beat: Deputies solve mystery of the groin

ST. LUCIE COUNTY — It took X-rays, a CT scan and a doctor, but sheriff’s investigators apparently solved the mystery of the groin.

The case began Oct. 15 at the St. Lucie County jail as a 33-year-old Vero Beach woman was in the facility’s booking/intake area, an affidavit states.

Asked whether she had drugs or contraband, the woman said, “No.”

<snip>

The woman was arrested on charges including three counts of possession of a controlled substance without a prescription and single counts each of possession of drug paraphernalia, introduction of contraband into a detention facility and tampering with evidence.

The story is not that great but oh my...that headline.