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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #400 on: January 14, 2020, 02:13:52 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on January 14, 2020, 02:11:14 pm
I wonder if he skinnyed out there butt nekkid or if he dropped his britches once out on the pole. That'd be one helluva peculiar talent...
LOL! There are some things I just don't need to know...likely he's so skinny they just fell down...
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #401 on: January 14, 2020, 02:14:14 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on January 14, 2020, 02:11:14 pm
I wonder if he skinnyed out there butt nekkid or if he dropped his britches once out on the pole. That'd be one helluva peculiar talent...

And, does the poop run up his back and drip off his head, like a Three-toed Sloth?
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #402 on: January 14, 2020, 02:19:35 pm »
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #403 on: January 14, 2020, 02:24:39 pm »
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #404 on: January 14, 2020, 02:48:07 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on January 14, 2020, 01:55:56 pm
Well, credit where it is due... That was a spectacular feat. You could sell tickets...
True story. I was in Toronto when the Jays won the series. One of the Stations went out after the game to do "Man on the Street" interviews. About 1/2 hour after the game they show a guy hanging from a light standard by his knees. Toronto police are among the most polite in the world. One of them is very politely asking the guy to come down. The guy very politely the cop no. After several more requests/ denials. The man says he is going to be sick. the cop takes three steps to the.  right and asked him to come down again. Damn funny on live television.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #405 on: January 14, 2020, 02:52:29 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on January 14, 2020, 02:13:52 pm
LOL! There are some things I just don't need to know...likely he's so skinny they just fell down...

I can't help it. I'm a hard wired process guy... There are efficiencies to be determined.  :whistle:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #406 on: January 14, 2020, 02:54:14 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on January 14, 2020, 02:14:14 pm
And, does the poop run up his back and drip off his head, like a Three-toed Sloth?

Well... There's a picture I didn't need in my head...
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #407 on: January 14, 2020, 02:55:54 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on January 14, 2020, 02:54:14 pm
Well... There's a picture I didn't need in my head...
 :silly:

It serves all you sick bastids right! :nono:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #408 on: January 14, 2020, 02:56:32 pm »
Quote from: verga on January 14, 2020, 02:48:07 pm
True story. I was in Toronto when the Jays won the series. One of the Stations went out after the game to do "Man on the Street" interviews. About 1/2 hour after the game they show a guy hanging from a light standard by his knees. Toronto police are among the most polite in the world. One of them is very politely asking the guy to come down. The guy very politely the cop no. After several more requests/ denials. The man says he is going to be sick. the cop takes three steps to the.  right and asked him to come down again. Damn funny on live television.

LOL! That English sense of propriety makes for the best dry humor.  happy77 :beer:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #409 on: January 14, 2020, 03:01:11 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on January 14, 2020, 02:55:54 pm
It serves all you sick bastids right! :nono:

Well that position does resolve the aiming issue... With quite a bit of practice, I would suppose...

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #410 on: January 14, 2020, 03:02:24 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on January 14, 2020, 03:01:11 pm
Well that position does resolve the aiming issue... With quite a bit of practice, I would suppose...

 :tongue2:

It's fortunate that stories like this lack critical details like that.  It lets us fill those in as needed!
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #411 on: January 14, 2020, 03:05:18 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on January 14, 2020, 03:02:24 pm
It's fortunate that stories like this lack critical details like that.  It lets us fill those in as needed!

The mathematics and telemetry alone... Amazing. The guy must be a genius!
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #412 on: January 14, 2020, 03:09:40 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on January 14, 2020, 03:05:18 pm
The mathematics and telemetry alone... Amazing. The guy must be a genius!

Or he's crapping up his back.  One or the other.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #413 on: January 14, 2020, 03:10:59 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on January 14, 2020, 03:09:40 pm
Or he's crapping up his back.  One or the other.

LOL! This thread made my whole day. :beer: :seeya:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #414 on: January 14, 2020, 04:13:36 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on January 14, 2020, 01:49:29 pm
Without  investigating further, I will guess  this meth head is, based on his photo, about  21 or so.



It makes one wonder what he'll look like at 30....doesn't it? happy77
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #415 on: January 14, 2020, 07:49:09 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on January 14, 2020, 01:49:29 pm
Without  investigating further, I will guess  this meth head is, based on his photo, about  21 or so.

No doubt. A woman my wife knows stopped by the other day. She isn't 50 yet and looks like she is over a 100. Rumor has it she has been breakiing bad for a long time.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #416 on: January 14, 2020, 10:26:56 pm »
Quote from: berdie on January 14, 2020, 04:13:36 pm


It makes one wonder what he'll look like at 30....doesn't it? happy77

@berdie

 I don't think that is something that is likely to happen,as well as anything he is likely to worry about.

Of course,being a methhead,his body will be 100 years old due to wear and tear by the time he is 30,so I guess it all evens out.

Don't want to shock anyone,but speed freaks don't age well.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #417 on: January 14, 2020, 10:29:44 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on January 14, 2020, 10:26:56 pm
@berdie

 I don't think that is something that is likely to happen,as well as anything he is likely to worry about.

Of course,being a methhead,his body will be 100 years old due to wear and tear by the time he is 30,so I guess it all evens out.

Don't want to shock anyone,but speed freaks don't age well.
I have seen it. Daughters who look older than their mothers...and have fewer teeth.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #418 on: January 14, 2020, 10:31:45 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on January 14, 2020, 10:29:44 pm
I have seen it. Daughters who look older than their mothers...and have fewer teeth.

@Smokin Joe

 Well,it's hard to maintain health and weight when your whole body,including your brain,is humming like a tuning fork.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #419 on: January 15, 2020, 08:31:32 am »
Florida man accused of stealing golf balls, beating up elderly golfer

22-year-old Tyler Dearden was taking golf balls from a golfer's bucket at a club in Ocala, Florida.

News outlets say the golfer told him not to do that, and went to report him. An affidavit says that when he returned, Dearden came up to him and stated he wanted to apologize, but he punched him and knocked him to the ground. Dearden told deputies he was defending himself because the golfer threatened him by pointing a golf club at him.

https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/state/florida-man-accused-of-stealing-golf-balls-beating-up-elderly-golfer
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #420 on: January 15, 2020, 10:57:32 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on January 14, 2020, 02:24:39 pm
Sometimes you are a sick monkey, @Victoria33!  :happyhappy:
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Cyber, I was at a casino when I posted "bkmk" on this thread.  I was using my phone and wanted to come back to this thread later to tell you the time son was making a documentary film in Florida - due to what he did, he would qualify as "Florida Man" that day.

He was tied to the outside of a helicopter; helicopter flew low over an alligator filled swamp, son filmed the gators, but that is not all.

He was taken to an alligator "park", where people saw gators.  All people there told to be silent, make no noise.  Son approached large gator, had small film camera; gator opened his mouth, son put his head inside gator jaws and filmed his mouth.  Others there filmed son's head inside gator mouth.  Son is still alive with his own head, do not know condition of gator as this was years ago.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #421 on: January 15, 2020, 03:49:13 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on January 14, 2020, 10:26:56 pm
@berdie

 I don't think that is something that is likely to happen,as well as anything he is likely to worry about.

Don't want to shock anyone,but speed freaks don't age well.



Of course you are right @sneakypete . :laugh: Sometimes I forget what world they live in. :shrug:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #422 on: January 15, 2020, 06:43:37 pm »
Note to self: No morning sex if I plan on filming gators later.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #423 on: January 15, 2020, 06:45:24 pm »
Quote from: bigheadfred on January 15, 2020, 06:43:37 pm
Note to self: No morning sex if I plan on filming gators later.

Yeah... It's a long, long run to where you are gonna find any gators. Better save your strength,  :laugh:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #424 on: January 15, 2020, 06:45:54 pm »
Ya'll know the difference between a pothead and a meth head. They will both steal your stuff. But a meth head will help you look for it.
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