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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2550 on: March 24, 2020, 01:34:40 AM »

A MAN TRIED TO ROB A BANK AFTER PAYING $500 TO A WIZARD TO MAKE HIM INVISIBLE

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Never trust strangers. That is something most of us were taught by our parents or guardians at an early stage of our life, especially if the stranger says he is a sorcerer who can turn you invisible whilst you rob a bank!

Unfortunately, for one man in Iran, he made the mistake of trusting a fake sorcerer who convinced him that he was invisible and could rob a bank safely. The man explained to the court that he had paid five million rials (just under £290) to a wizard imposter, who in return gave him a set of spells to tie to his arm. The fake sorcerer explained to him that the spells would make him invisible, and that he could then rob banks all he wanted.

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https://factualfacts.com/a-man-tried-to-rob-a-bank-after-paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2551 on: March 24, 2020, 01:37:55 AM »
I'm sure it sounded legit.
We need to re-coin the expression, "Press Bias" to "Media Bigotry."
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2552 on: March 24, 2020, 04:15:16 AM »
A MAN TRIED TO ROB A BANK AFTER PAYING $500 TO A WIZARD TO MAKE HIM INVISIBLE

wizard-bank-robber

Never trust strangers. That is something most of us were taught by our parents or guardians at an early stage of our life, especially if the stranger says he is a sorcerer who can turn you invisible whilst you rob a bank!

Unfortunately, for one man in Iran, he made the mistake of trusting a fake sorcerer who convinced him that he was invisible and could rob a bank safely. The man explained to the court that he had paid five million rials (just under £290) to a wizard imposter, who in return gave him a set of spells to tie to his arm. The fake sorcerer explained to him that the spells would make him invisible, and that he could then rob banks all he wanted.

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https://factualfacts.com/a-man-tried-to-rob-a-bank-after-paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/
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If it sounds too good to be true....
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2553 on: March 24, 2020, 07:40:43 AM »
A MAN TRIED TO ROB A BANK AFTER PAYING $500 TO A WIZARD TO MAKE HIM INVISIBLE

wizard-bank-robber

Never trust strangers. That is something most of us were taught by our parents or guardians at an early stage of our life, especially if the stranger says he is a sorcerer who can turn you invisible whilst you rob a bank!

Unfortunately, for one man in Iran, he made the mistake of trusting a fake sorcerer who convinced him that he was invisible and could rob a bank safely. The man explained to the court that he had paid five million rials (just under £290) to a wizard imposter, who in return gave him a set of spells to tie to his arm. The fake sorcerer explained to him that the spells would make him invisible, and that he could then rob banks all he wanted.

(more)
https://factualfacts.com/a-man-tried-to-rob-a-bank-after-paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/
I actually had to read this to see if it should be in the "Florida man thread."
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2554 on: March 24, 2020, 08:06:28 AM »
I actually had to read this to see if it should be in the "Florida man thread."
That's what I thought too. Never knew Florida Man has kinfolk in Iran.
Think of this.
He walk into the bank grabbing money from customer's hands.
Thinking he was invisible and would not be seen.
But even if he actually was invisible, wouldn't they see the money floating around the bank in mid-air?
This guy is not the brightest bulb in the box.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2555 on: March 24, 2020, 09:26:17 AM »
I actually had to read this to see if it should be in the "Florida man thread."

HA! I did too.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2556 on: March 24, 2020, 09:28:09 AM »
A MAN TRIED TO ROB A BANK AFTER PAYING $500 TO A WIZARD TO MAKE HIM INVISIBLE
I saw that episode of NYPD Blue. Life imitates art.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2557 on: March 24, 2020, 12:13:45 PM »
That's what ya get when you go to street wizards,instead of wizards with degrees from accredited colleges,like Harvard,NYU,etc,etc,etc.
It takes an special kind of "Stoopid" to make Trump look like a defenseless victim and gain public sympathy,but damned if the Dims didn't pull it off!

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2558 on: March 24, 2020, 12:16:41 PM »
I actually had to read this to see if it should be in the "Florida man thread."

@verga

Florida Man,Iran Man. It makes no difference because none of them are even sure where or what they are.

The good news here is this one isn't registered to vote Dim.

Probably.
It takes an special kind of "Stoopid" to make Trump look like a defenseless victim and gain public sympathy,but damned if the Dims didn't pull it off!

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2559 on: March 24, 2020, 12:55:21 PM »
@verga

Florida Man,Iran Man. It makes no difference because none of them are even sure where or what they are.

The good news here is this one isn't registered to vote Dim.YET
Probably.
Fixed it for you.
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
�More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.�-Woody Allen
If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2560 on: March 28, 2020, 07:46:32 PM »
Quarantined New Yorker Tries to Recreate ‘Italy Magic’ By Singing Out Window — But is Told to ‘Shut The F**k Up’

https://www.theamericanmirror.com/2020/03/video-quarantined-new-yorker-tries-to-recreate-italy-magic-by-singing-out-window-but-is-told-to-shut-the-fk-up/
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2561 on: March 28, 2020, 07:54:26 PM »
Since he is a Big City denizen,you would think he would have known better.
It takes an special kind of "Stoopid" to make Trump look like a defenseless victim and gain public sympathy,but damned if the Dims didn't pull it off!

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #2562 on: March 28, 2020, 10:40:48 PM »
Since he is a Big City denizen,you would think he would have known better.
Especially in NYC, where "Hey! F*** You, Buddy!" is a somewhat common street greeting.
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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