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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #950 on: January 13, 2015, 12:04:52 am »
“Never let anyone drive you crazy; it is nearby anyway and the walk is good for you.” - Cheshire Cat

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #951 on: January 24, 2015, 04:48:13 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #952 on: January 29, 2015, 08:14:09 pm »
Believe it or not, the man who appears in this commercial (Bob Monkhouse) is dead. He died four years before this commercial was made. It's entirely computer generated.


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« Reply #953 on: January 30, 2015, 02:00:49 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #954 on: February 02, 2015, 09:23:04 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #955 on: February 03, 2015, 09:52:16 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #956 on: February 06, 2015, 03:08:15 am »
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« Reply #957 on: February 06, 2015, 03:10:36 am »
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« Reply #958 on: February 06, 2015, 03:11:18 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #959 on: February 07, 2015, 02:48:51 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #960 on: February 07, 2015, 03:51:11 pm »


Best character on one of the best shows on TV.
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #961 on: February 08, 2015, 12:07:41 pm »


Do You Really Know How to Cook Cauliflower? Here are 10 Ways!

http://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-food/do-you-really-know-how-to-cook-cauliflower/


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YUM!!!
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #962 on: February 08, 2015, 03:32:37 pm »


Do You Really Know How to Cook Cauliflower? Here are 10 Ways!

http://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-food/do-you-really-know-how-to-cook-cauliflower/


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YUM!!!

But why?
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #963 on: February 12, 2015, 05:04:42 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #964 on: February 12, 2015, 05:48:16 pm »
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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #966 on: February 14, 2015, 02:58:32 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #967 on: February 14, 2015, 05:42:09 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #968 on: February 15, 2015, 08:39:28 am »


We're being watched........
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #969 on: February 15, 2015, 08:49:57 am »
Clowns. Why'd it have to be clowns.

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #970 on: February 15, 2015, 10:08:55 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #971 on: February 15, 2015, 11:08:05 am »
Clowns. Why'd it have to be clowns.

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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #972 on: February 15, 2015, 11:10:11 am »

It's fitting that it's just after African-American Month....or whatever the hell they call it, month.
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #973 on: February 15, 2015, 06:34:00 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #974 on: February 15, 2015, 08:15:25 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #975 on: February 15, 2015, 09:12:18 pm »
I steal so many of your graphics!

ROFL!!  That is funny, isn't it?    :laugh:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #976 on: February 15, 2015, 10:52:54 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #977 on: February 16, 2015, 06:10:35 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #978 on: February 16, 2015, 07:25:05 pm »
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #979 on: February 16, 2015, 08:06:13 pm »
ROFL!   Love it!   :beer:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #980 on: February 18, 2015, 08:24:14 am »
The blues is all about what's inside.

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #981 on: February 18, 2015, 08:51:00 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #982 on: February 18, 2015, 01:04:04 pm »
There are some among us who live in rooms of experience we can never enter.
John Steinbeck

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #983 on: February 18, 2015, 04:58:58 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #984 on: February 18, 2015, 08:09:12 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #985 on: February 18, 2015, 09:05:12 pm »


A very bad morning..... :laugh:

I enjoyed that!
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« Reply #986 on: February 20, 2015, 01:55:35 pm »
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« Reply #987 on: February 20, 2015, 02:14:43 pm »

Scaramouche!  Scaramouche!  Can you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolts of lightning - very very frightening!

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #988 on: February 21, 2015, 06:48:40 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #989 on: February 25, 2015, 10:04:51 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #990 on: February 25, 2015, 10:08:33 am »
God, I loved the monkey bars...where has it all gone?

Some change is just too quick to comfortably absorb.

Our ancestors never had to confront such rapid, social and technological changes.

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« Reply #991 on: February 26, 2015, 09:04:38 pm »


 :laugh:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #992 on: February 27, 2015, 06:36:11 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #993 on: February 28, 2015, 12:16:17 am »
Stole that for FB.

May have posted this before, but it is awesome if you are feeling grumpy:


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« Reply #994 on: February 28, 2015, 12:33:46 am »
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« Reply #995 on: February 28, 2015, 12:52:18 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #996 on: March 01, 2015, 07:54:00 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #997 on: March 01, 2015, 05:09:33 pm »

I was shocked , confused, bewildered
as I entered Heaven's door,
not by the beauty of it all,
nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven
who made me sputter and gasp--
the thieves, the liars, the sinners,
the alcoholics and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
who never said anything nice.

Bob, who I always thought
was rotting away in hell,
was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake!.'

'And why is everyone so quiet,
so somber - give me a clue.'
'Hush, child,' He said,
'they're all in shock.
No one thought they'd be seeing you.'
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #998 on: March 01, 2015, 07:15:51 pm »
16

33

45

What's the next number?
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« Reply #999 on: March 01, 2015, 07:27:14 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald