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The Tables Down at Mory's
« on: July 28, 2012, 02:34:40 pm »
I have a mishmash of graphics, videos, and just generally stuff I find funny, and I thought I'd start a thread dedicated to stuff that should e posted somewhere, but doesn't merit a thread of its own.

Some stuff you may have already seen, some you may not. Some may be political in nature, some not.

If you have something that you'd like to share, and you can't figure out which category it belongs in...well, post in on this thread.

I'd like to see it.


Update:August 20, 2012

I've changed the name of the thread to something old and familiar, someplace where you go spend time with good friends, drinking good wine, or maybe hot cocoa, all the while haring a good joke, or one of those comfortable silences that can only happen when all who surround you are good friends.

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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2012, 02:35:27 pm »
The first post just happens to be political.

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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2012, 02:43:19 pm »
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2012, 04:11:19 pm »
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2012, 04:26:43 pm »
  • - For young men, it’s a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will see the thong.
  • - For older men, it is a respectable woman with a nice ass crossing the street.
  • - The perverts will imagine her as a naked woman.
  • - The wise men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer in the face of such beauty and gratitude that it was shared with humanity.
  • - For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.
  • - The other half is wondering where she bought that blouse.
  • - The wise women imagine the misery that this will be at age 50.
  • - Children, the curious, and monks will probably notice a dog driving the taxi.

Don’t be alarmed, I didn’t see the dog either.
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2012, 04:28:48 pm »
I LOVE THAT ONE!   

Thanks, Luis!   :beer:
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2012, 06:11:20 pm »
Quote from: Chieftain on July 28, 2012, 05:34:11 pm


Remind me to tell you the story about a club on Bourbon Street that advertised "The 15 Most Beautiful Exotic Dancers in New Orleans", and why I damned needed therapy after spending about two hours in that club.
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2012, 06:22:01 pm »
How many squares can you count in this picture?

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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2012, 06:27:43 pm »
Can anyone guess the title of this photograph?

Don't cheat.

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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2012, 07:24:15 pm »
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How many squares can you count in this picture?


33?
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« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2012, 11:45:56 pm »
37??
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« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2012, 12:01:00 am »
40!
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« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2012, 12:11:53 am »
Worst. Prison. Tattoo. Ever.

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« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2012, 12:36:55 am »
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Winner! Winner!

Chicken dinner!
 

WHOO-HOO!!!

 
I love chicken!
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« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2012, 01:04:56 am »
Quote from: Luis Gonzalez on July 28, 2012, 06:27:43 pm
Can anyone guess the title of this photograph?

Don't cheat.


Hmmm...no one?
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« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2012, 01:21:40 am »
Sinko de Mayo?   :raise hand:
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« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2012, 02:30:28 am »
Quote from: alicewonders on July 29, 2012, 01:21:40 am
Sinko de Mayo?   :raise hand:

You knew that one... didn't you?
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« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2012, 02:37:23 am »

Wait...Kohl's does what?
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« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2012, 02:37:50 am »
No, I really didn't - I had to look at it for awhile before it came to me.   But then again - I am extraordinarily clever!   :beer:
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« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2012, 02:39:23 am »
Ouch! 
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« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2012, 02:57:37 am »
Quote from: alicewonders on July 29, 2012, 02:39:23 am
Ouch!

Well, you are a clever kitty then!

One more, I have to go to bed.

What's this?


Good night.
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« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2012, 03:15:17 am »
Hmmm, I'll have to sleep on that one! :pondering:
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« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2012, 03:30:25 am »
Quote from: Luis Gonzalez on July 29, 2012, 02:57:37 am
Well, you are a clever kitty then!

One more, I have to go to bed.

What's this?


Good night.

a gas pedal..LOL Sorry your post looks edited, I hit the modify button by mistake whistle
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« Reply #30 on: July 29, 2012, 10:35:01 am »
Quote from: Repub4Mitt on July 29, 2012, 03:30:25 am
a gas pedal..LOL Sorry your post looks edited, I hit the modify button by mistake whistle

Nope.
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« Reply #31 on: July 29, 2012, 11:23:02 am »
Ok - I think I've got it!  It's an aerial view of northern California after a particularly bad wildfire?
 
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« Reply #32 on: July 29, 2012, 11:36:40 am »
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Ok - I think I've got it!  It's an aerial view of northern California after a particularly bad wildfire?
 
:sword:

Bwahahahaha!!

...nope.
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« Reply #33 on: July 29, 2012, 11:38:43 am »
Here's a clue.

This does the same thing.

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« Reply #34 on: July 29, 2012, 12:23:13 pm »
Okay, I knew I had seen that thing before - it's a 45 RPM record changer - right???

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« Reply #35 on: July 29, 2012, 12:38:23 pm »
There you go!
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« Reply #36 on: July 29, 2012, 01:35:01 pm »
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Wait...Kohl's does what?
Sometimes ya just gotta do what ya gotta do.
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« Reply #37 on: July 29, 2012, 01:51:55 pm »
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« Reply #38 on: July 29, 2012, 01:53:54 pm »
Quote from: DCPatriot on July 29, 2012, 01:51:55 pm


Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #39 on: July 30, 2012, 12:39:42 am »
Well...it was inevitable.

Here's the first report from the First Annual LGBT Night at Disney World.

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« Reply #40 on: July 30, 2012, 11:19:21 am »
Quote from: Luis Gonzalez on July 30, 2012, 12:39:42 am
Well...it was inevitable.

Here's the first report from the First Annual LGBT Night at Disney World.



Where's Captain Hook and Smee?
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« Reply #41 on: July 30, 2012, 12:27:44 pm »
Quote from: Oceander on July 30, 2012, 11:19:21 am
Where's Captain Hook and Smee?

This was a "Girls of Disney" shoot that night.
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« Reply #42 on: July 30, 2012, 12:28:56 pm »
Quote from: Luis Gonzalez on July 30, 2012, 12:27:44 pm
This was a "Girls of Disney" shoot that night.

Ahhh.  I'm not sure if I want to see the "Boys" night then - Barney Franks would probably look quite masculine by comparison.
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« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2012, 06:46:28 pm »
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« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2012, 10:59:54 pm »
Grandma's Kindle.

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« Reply #45 on: August 08, 2012, 11:03:38 pm »
OK gang...easy one.

Who knows what this is?

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« Reply #46 on: August 08, 2012, 11:38:38 pm »
Floor switch for low/high beam headlights in a car?
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« Reply #47 on: August 08, 2012, 11:42:32 pm »
Oh...you're very good.

I need to get a bit more challenging.
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« Reply #48 on: August 09, 2012, 12:02:49 am »
Quote from: Luis Gonzalez on August 08, 2012, 11:42:32 pm
Oh...you're very good.

I need to get a bit more challenging.

I'm old enough to remember using those!    88888cool
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« Reply #49 on: August 09, 2012, 12:04:42 am »
Dang I knew it too, but was late the the party...LOL
I still look for it once and while, if I am not thinking... :silly:
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