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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #950 on: Thursday, Jan 29, 2015 04:14 pm »
Believe it or not, the man who appears in this commercial (Bob Monkhouse) is dead. He died four years before this commercial was made. It's entirely computer generated.


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« Reply #951 on: Friday, Jan 30, 2015 10:00 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #952 on: Monday, Feb 02, 2015 05:23 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #953 on: Tuesday, Feb 03, 2015 05:52 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #954 on: Thursday, Feb 05, 2015 11:08 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #955 on: Thursday, Feb 05, 2015 11:10 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #956 on: Thursday, Feb 05, 2015 11:11 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #957 on: Saturday, Feb 07, 2015 10:48 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #958 on: Saturday, Feb 07, 2015 11:51 am »
Quote from: DCPatriot on Saturday, Feb 07, 2015 10:48 am


Best character on one of the best shows on TV.
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #959 on: Sunday, Feb 08, 2015 08:07 am »


Do You Really Know How to Cook Cauliflower? Here are 10 Ways!

http://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-food/do-you-really-know-how-to-cook-cauliflower/


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YUM!!!
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #960 on: Sunday, Feb 08, 2015 11:32 am »
Quote from: DCPatriot on Sunday, Feb 08, 2015 08:07 am


Do You Really Know How to Cook Cauliflower? Here are 10 Ways!

http://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-food/do-you-really-know-how-to-cook-cauliflower/


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YUM!!!

But why?
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #961 on: Thursday, Feb 12, 2015 01:04 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #962 on: Thursday, Feb 12, 2015 01:48 pm »
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“Perhaps we’ll have some answers, at least, before the end. I always dreamed of dying well-informed.” ― Joe Abercrombie, The First Law Trilogy

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #963 on: Thursday, Feb 12, 2015 01:51 pm »
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If we had just let them eat the Tide pods, none of this would be happening right now

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #964 on: Saturday, Feb 14, 2015 10:58 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #965 on: Saturday, Feb 14, 2015 01:42 pm »
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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #966 on: Sunday, Feb 15, 2015 04:39 am »


We're being watched........
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #967 on: Sunday, Feb 15, 2015 04:49 am »
Clowns. Why'd it have to be clowns.

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #968 on: Sunday, Feb 15, 2015 06:08 am »
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« Reply #969 on: Sunday, Feb 15, 2015 07:08 am »
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Clowns. Why'd it have to be clowns.

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« Reply #970 on: Sunday, Feb 15, 2015 07:10 am »
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It's fitting that it's just after African-American Month....or whatever the hell they call it, month.
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #971 on: Sunday, Feb 15, 2015 02:34 pm »
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« Reply #972 on: Sunday, Feb 15, 2015 04:15 pm »
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« Reply #973 on: Sunday, Feb 15, 2015 05:12 pm »
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I steal so many of your graphics!

ROFL!!  That is funny, isn't it?    :laugh:
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« Reply #974 on: Sunday, Feb 15, 2015 06:52 pm »
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“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place." — Frederic Bastiat

“Perhaps we’ll have some answers, at least, before the end. I always dreamed of dying well-informed.” ― Joe Abercrombie, The First Law Trilogy

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« Reply #975 on: Monday, Feb 16, 2015 02:10 pm »
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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

If we had just let them eat the Tide pods, none of this would be happening right now

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #976 on: Monday, Feb 16, 2015 03:25 pm »
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!
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« Reply #977 on: Monday, Feb 16, 2015 04:06 pm »
ROFL!   Love it!   :beer:
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #978 on: Wednesday, Feb 18, 2015 04:24 am »
The blues is all about what's inside.

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #979 on: Wednesday, Feb 18, 2015 04:51 am »
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« Reply #980 on: Wednesday, Feb 18, 2015 09:04 am »
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« Reply #981 on: Wednesday, Feb 18, 2015 12:58 pm »
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« Reply #982 on: Wednesday, Feb 18, 2015 04:09 pm »
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« Reply #983 on: Wednesday, Feb 18, 2015 05:05 pm »
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A very bad morning..... :laugh:

I enjoyed that!
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« Reply #984 on: Friday, Feb 20, 2015 09:55 am »
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« Reply #985 on: Friday, Feb 20, 2015 10:14 am »
Quote from: Luis Gonzalez on Friday, Feb 20, 2015 09:55 am

Scaramouche!  Scaramouche!  Can you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolts of lightning - very very frightening!

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« Reply #986 on: Saturday, Feb 21, 2015 02:48 pm »
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« Reply #987 on: Wednesday, Feb 25, 2015 06:04 am »
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« Reply #988 on: Wednesday, Feb 25, 2015 06:08 am »
God, I loved the monkey bars...where has it all gone?

Some change is just too quick to comfortably absorb.

Our ancestors never had to confront such rapid, social and technological changes.
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« Reply #989 on: Thursday, Feb 26, 2015 05:04 pm »


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« Reply #990 on: Friday, Feb 27, 2015 02:36 pm »
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« Reply #991 on: Friday, Feb 27, 2015 08:16 pm »
Stole that for FB.

May have posted this before, but it is awesome if you are feeling grumpy:


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« Reply #992 on: Friday, Feb 27, 2015 08:33 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #993 on: Friday, Feb 27, 2015 08:52 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #994 on: Sunday, Mar 01, 2015 03:54 am »
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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

If we had just let them eat the Tide pods, none of this would be happening right now

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #995 on: Sunday, Mar 01, 2015 01:09 pm »

I was shocked , confused, bewildered
as I entered Heaven's door,
not by the beauty of it all,
nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven
who made me sputter and gasp--
the thieves, the liars, the sinners,
the alcoholics and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
who never said anything nice.

Bob, who I always thought
was rotting away in hell,
was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake!.'

'And why is everyone so quiet,
so somber - give me a clue.'
'Hush, child,' He said,
'they're all in shock.
No one thought they'd be seeing you.'
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« Reply #996 on: Sunday, Mar 01, 2015 03:15 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #997 on: Sunday, Mar 01, 2015 03:27 pm »
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« Reply #998 on: Sunday, Mar 01, 2015 03:27 pm »
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“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place." — Frederic Bastiat

“Perhaps we’ll have some answers, at least, before the end. I always dreamed of dying well-informed.” ― Joe Abercrombie, The First Law Trilogy

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« Reply #999 on: Sunday, Mar 01, 2015 03:29 pm »
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"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

If we had just let them eat the Tide pods, none of this would be happening right now
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