Humor/Jokes

[Cyber Liberty]

@DCPatriot 

[Smokin Joe]

Nancy Pelosi was visiting a primary school in Tampa and visited a grade four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked Mrs. Pelosi if she would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious Democrat asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Pelosi , "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Pelosi .
"That's what we would call great loss."

The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Pelosi searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.

In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Pelosi , "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss ... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!" The teacher left the room

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[sneakypete]

@corbe
 

Smart move! Let us know how it works out for you,ok?

[Smokin Joe]

Hide the knives...

[Gefn]

Hide the knives...

There was once a TV show called “Wives with Knives”
That’s how hubbies would meet their ends

[Lando Lincoln]

From the real world...

(Plover) Wisconsin water tower repainted with embarrassing typo

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[sneakypete]

@corbe

I gotta admit,that one actually had me laughing!

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[libertybele]

 

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[sneakypete]

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Yah got me again! I may have to stop visiting this thread if my breath gets any shorter. Laughing takes too much out of me.

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https://youtu.be/HObSl1xeD3s

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[sneakypete]

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LOL!

Where do you get all this stuff from?

[Kamaji]

 

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All it needs are gills,and the picture is complete.

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@corbe

LOL!

Where do you get all this stuff from?

   Mainly from Al Gores' Internet. 
   9GaG and The New Americanist are my primary sources and they are very addictive, just like TBR.

https://9gag.com/

https://thenewamericanist.com/

@sneakypete

[sneakypete]

   Mainly from Al Gores' Internet. 
   9GaG and The New Americanist are my primary sources and they are very addictive, just like TBR.

https://9gag.com/

https://thenewamericanist.com/

@sneakypete

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Thanks for the warning. I can barely cope with the stuff I am supposed to be doing now to fall down a rabbit hole like that.

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[Smokin Joe]

"People who write on bathroom walls...
Roll their ..."

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[art.prout]

Hey, did you hear about the new Italian snow tires?






Dago, Wop, Wop, Wop...

[sneakypete]

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SIC 'EM,Al!

[sneakypete]

@corbe
LOL at that little overacheiver!

[sneakypete]

@corbe

Extra points for the Steve Miller allusion.

[art.prout]

There was a group of Aggie science students that wanted to take a trip to the sun, but some UT students said that was impossible and that they would burn up along the way before they reached the sun.

The Aggies replied, "We're going to travel at night!"

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You heard about the aggie pilot and his co-pilot that were flying across the Atlantic and discovered they were would not make it because they were running low on fuel. The aggie decided to lighten the load by jettisoning some fuel.

[sneakypete]

There was a group of Aggie science students that wanted to take a trip to the sun, but some UT students said that was impossible and that they would burn up along the way before they reached the sun.

The Aggies replied, "We're going to travel at night!"

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You heard about the aggie pilot and his co-pilot that were flying across the Atlantic and discovered they were would not make it because they were running low on fuel. The aggie decided to lighten the load by jettisoning some fuel.

@art.prout

Those Texans are clever rascals,ain't they?

[DCPatriot]

[Cyber Liberty]

"Animal" knows what's what.

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[DCPatriot]

[jmyrlefuller]

You're just making up for the deficits of virgins like myself.

[sneakypete]

Ok,two questions.

1:Was this subject moved because I had figured out how to find it?



2: Why didn't the attachment show up on the preview? I just have wasted 15 minutes trying to load it and preview it,and then the damn thing shows up on the actual post.

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   The Sub Category Humor/Jokes was not moved.  It is still in Category Members Only.  Since the upgrade a few months ago some type of Images and obviously Attachments will not show up in Preview.  My technique is always Preview and if it doesn't show Just post and look at it.  You can always delete and/or try again with different settings.

   I think this Thread (Humor/Jokes) should be stickied instead of the Silliness Thread, what do you think?   @sneakypete

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