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« Reply #200 on: August 06, 2021, 08:55:58 pm »
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« Reply #201 on: August 06, 2021, 09:00:14 pm »
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« Reply #202 on: August 06, 2021, 11:07:35 pm »
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« Reply #203 on: August 07, 2021, 12:03:36 am »
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Not to worry. I am fairly certain he quit drinking.
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« Reply #204 on: August 07, 2021, 08:17:41 pm »
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« Reply #205 on: August 07, 2021, 08:49:16 pm »
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« Reply #206 on: August 07, 2021, 09:27:08 pm »
Quote from: corbe on August 06, 2021, 11:07:35 pm

That time at a party when everyone was playing truth or dare and you chose poorly.
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« Reply #207 on: August 08, 2021, 09:07:51 pm »

The back story is, some Liberal group sent racial consultants (hit squad) to the University.
They could find absolutely nothing wrong with anything or anybody, but had to justify their presence and expense.
So ... they chose to cancel a racist rock. The rock is racist because it was there in the 1920s when the KKK was on campus.
What is weird is that they did not order the removal of the entire University itself. Which was also around when the KKK was on campus.
But whatever. At least they got rid of this racist boulder. All for the good of Black people everywhere and the betterment of all mankind.
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« Reply #208 on: August 09, 2021, 06:10:57 am »
Quote from: 240B on August 08, 2021, 09:07:51 pm

The back story is, some Liberal group sent racial consultants (hit squad) to the University.
They could find absolutely nothing wrong with anything or anybody, but had to justify their presence and expense.
So ... they chose to cancel a racist rock. The rock is racist because it was there in the 1920s when the KKK was on campus.
What is weird is that they did not order the removal of the entire University itself. Which was also around when the KKK was on campus.
But whatever. At least they got rid of this racist boulder. All for the good of Black people everywhere and the betterment of all mankind.
Just looking at that particular rock, I would bet it antedated any form of racism by hundreds of millions, if not billions of years. How utterly ridiculous. Hand those complaining small hammers and let them remove it.
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« Reply #209 on: August 09, 2021, 07:10:04 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on August 09, 2021, 06:10:57 am
Just looking at that particular rock, I would bet it antedated any form of racism by hundreds of millions, if not billions of years. How utterly ridiculous. Hand those complaining small hammers and let them remove it.

@Smokin Joe

"WORK"??????

Wadda you,some kinda slave master?

Lawdy,lawdy,hasn't de black mans dun suffered enuff undur dey white mans slave whips alredie,widdout havin to bust rocks in de hot sun?

Ima gonna sic the NAACP of yu,boy!
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« Reply #210 on: August 09, 2021, 07:31:28 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on August 09, 2021, 07:10:04 am
@Smokin Joe

"WORK"??????

Wadda you,some kinda slave master?

Lawdy,lawdy,hasn't de black mans dun suffered enuff undur dey white mans slave whips alredie,widdout havin to bust rocks in de hot sun?

Ima gonna sic the NAACP of yu,boy!
I didn't say nuthin' 'bout striped outfits and joining them in the Brotherhood of the Shackle...They ain't no road crew, nohow.  They wants it gone, they can remove it.
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« Reply #211 on: August 09, 2021, 08:53:58 pm »
Alexa, turn off your microphone.
Alexa responds: "the microphone is off."
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Alexa, turn the microphone on.
Alexa responds: "the microphone is now on."
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« Reply #212 on: August 10, 2021, 08:26:02 pm »
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« Reply #213 on: August 11, 2021, 04:58:00 pm »
Quote from: 240B on August 08, 2021, 09:07:51 pm

The back story is, some Liberal group sent racial consultants (hit squad) to the University.
They could find absolutely nothing wrong with anything or anybody, but had to justify their presence and expense.
So ... they chose to cancel a racist rock. The rock is racist because it was there in the 1920s when the KKK was on campus.
What is weird is that they did not order the removal of the entire University itself. Which was also around when the KKK was on campus.
But whatever. At least they got rid of this racist boulder. All for the good of Black people everywhere and the betterment of all mankind.
What? They didn't demand that the University itself be removed? After all their argument is just as logical for it's removal as the stone.
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« Reply #214 on: August 11, 2021, 05:22:26 pm »
Quote from: GtHawk on August 11, 2021, 04:58:00 pm
What? They didn't demand that the University itself be removed? After all their argument is just as logical for it's removal as the stone.

Good idea!  I suggest renaming it to "University of Guardians."
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« Reply #215 on: August 12, 2021, 04:00:38 am »
Is this a joke thread or a meme thread?

I new a guy who sent his son to a prostitute with a duck one time.  He made out well. 
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« Reply #216 on: August 12, 2021, 01:56:48 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on August 12, 2021, 04:00:38 am
Is this a joke thread or a meme thread?

I new a guy who sent his son to a prostitute with a duck one time.  He made out well.

Was five bucks in there somewhere?
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« Reply #217 on: August 12, 2021, 06:39:02 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on August 12, 2021, 01:56:48 pm
Was five bucks in there somewhere?
The joke I heard had a kid going to dell his duck for his poor family and the punch line went 'a buck for duck, a _____ for a buck and a buck for a ______ up duck. No five bucks but there was a prostitute in there.
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« Reply #218 on: August 12, 2021, 10:46:07 pm »
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« Reply #219 on: August 19, 2021, 02:38:45 am »
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« Reply #220 on: August 19, 2021, 02:58:29 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on August 12, 2021, 01:56:48 pm
Was five bucks in there somewhere?

With inflation these days...yes
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« Reply #221 on: August 19, 2021, 03:53:28 pm »
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« Reply #222 on: August 19, 2021, 08:48:59 pm »
Quote from: corbe on August 19, 2021, 03:53:28 pm

Fonda probably told not miss riding the big gun while she was there, Kammie has already got the communist traitor to the American people and disrespect of our military down pat so that was all Fonda could advise her on.
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« Reply #223 on: August 19, 2021, 08:57:18 pm »
Quote from: corbe on August 19, 2021, 03:53:28 pm

Looking through the windshield and at the reflection in the windows, that could be South Dakota...
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« Reply #224 on: August 19, 2021, 11:54:18 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on August 19, 2021, 08:57:18 pm
Looking through the windshield and at the reflection in the windows, that could be South Dakota...
I see a burka in the widow reflection.  Could be she is talking to Jihad and Gaza spice about Afghanistan
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