Ridiculous News of the Day

[Gefn]

I can take a vacation for free.

It's called get in the bathtub, and pretend I'm at a tropical beach somewhere. Works every time.

[Smokin Joe]

I can take a vacation for free.

It's called get in the bathtub, and pretend I'm at a tropical beach somewhere. Works every time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFSiisBYZ3U

[jmyrlefuller]

Alleged Robber Brings Gun to Dildo Fight, Loses

[bigheadfred]

Alleged Robber Brings Gun to Dildo Fight, Loses

dickin' off at work

[jmyrlefuller]

I was checking out New Year's Eve celebrations in Idaho (Mountain Time Zone, that's why) and found perhaps the most Idaho story ever:

A truck overfilled with potatoes crashed in the Teton Range and the mess will remain until spring

[TomSea]

Dog Mauls Family After They Try to Dress It in a Christmas Sweater
By Char Adams•@CiCiAdams_

A pit bull mix named Scarface attacked its owner on Friday after she tried to put a Christmas sweater on it, police confirm to PEOPLE.

Police said the dog attacked 52-year-old Brenda Guerrero, biting her arm, in the back yard of her Tampa, Florida, home when she tried to put a Christmas sweater on it, WABC reports.

Guerrero’s husband, Ismael, and their 22-year-old son tried to help the woman but were both attacked by the dog.

“Officers responding said the dog was pretty aggressive,” Eddy Durkin with the Tampa Police Department told WABC. “When they tazed the dog, the dog was still pulling away and was able to release the prongs from the tazer.

Continued: http://people.com/human-interest/pit-bull-attacks-owner-christmas-sweater/

[Cripplecreek]

I'm siding with the dog.

[bigheadfred]

I'm siding with the dog.

I bit the people, the last time, that tried to put a Christmas sweater on me.

[mystery-ak]

I need to see the sweater...

[Cripplecreek]

I bit the people, the last time, that tried to put a Christmas sweater on me.

I'm just glad Bowser isn't very big because he ain't happy with me right now.

[Wingnut]

Nothing says merry christmas like an ugly sweater on a pissed off pitbull.

[bigheadfred]

I'm just glad Bowser isn't very big because he ain't happy with me right now.

My wife got Winston an Adidas coat. He doesn't like to have it put on.



He does like it when it comes off. And gets the rubdown.

[Cripplecreek]

Nothing says merry christmas like an ugly sweater on a pissed off pitbull.

Brings back memories doesn't it?

I'll be ready to recreate the family Christmas that I used to know for the younger generation.









Sigh

Good times

Good times

[Gefn]

I'm just glad Bowser isn't very big because he ain't happy with me right now.

What happened to sweet Bowser? And why is he in a cone of shame?

Giving him a cyber milk bone because I can't give him a real one

[Sanguine]

It's so cool and trendy to have a big ol' bada@@ pitbull - well, until it suddenly isn't. 

[Cripplecreek]

What happened to sweet Bowser? And why is he in a cone of shame?

Giving him a cyber milk bone because I can't give him a real one

He's got belly fungus which makes him itch which means he licks at it and never lets it dry out. I'm using a boric acid solution to kill the fungus. The vet said to give it about 10 days and its been 4 with considerable improvement.

[Gefn]

He's got belly fungus which makes him itch which means he licks at it and never lets it dry out. I'm using a boric acid solution to kill the fungus. The vet said to give it about 10 days and its Ibeen 4 with considerable improvement.

Hurray!!! Give him a hug and kiss from me. I do like doggies.

[Cripplecreek]

Hurray!!! Give him a hug and kiss from me. I do like doggies.

I've been letting him sleep without the cone at night as long as he's not scratching or licking. I let him out to run around for a bit in the morning before I put the cone on him.

[EasyAce]

I can take a vacation for free.

It's called get in the bathtub, and pretend I'm at a tropical beach somewhere. Works every time.

But what if you don't have a bathtub?

[TomSea]

@Mod1  I should have put this in ridiculous news;

If the mods want to, they can move it there. I know, people tend to not read that thread but it is a good thread, it doesn't seem to be used as much as it should.

[TomSea]

A sweater and they live in Florida.

[Silver Pines]

I'm siding with the dog.

@Cripplecreek

Same here.

[Cripplecreek]

@Cripplecreek

Same here.

Its like Ramadan.

Its always fun till somebody tries to put boots on the camel.

[bigheadfred]

I was checking out New Year's Eve celebrations in Idaho (Mountain Time Zone, that's why) and found perhaps the most Idaho story ever:

A truck overfilled with potatoes crashed in the Teton Range and the mess will remain until spring

I saw this story he other day. Up the road a bit from me. A terrible tragedy.

[Silver Pines]

Its like Ramadan.

Its always fun till somebody tries to put boots on the camel.

Lol, morons

Keep messing with these beasts and I'm going to side with them every time. 

[TomSea]

Thailand:

The way I see it, I'm not even sure if this guy suffers a serious injury but the video does show it was a serious situation. I don't think the crocodile tears his arm off, surprisingly once you see the video. Maybe they take the dangerous teeth out of the creature.

Horrific moment crocodile bites Thai keeper’s arm in half

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs8Bpy4FAOs
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2017/01/06/Horrific-moment-crocodile-bites-Thai-keeper-s-arm-in-half.html

[Silver Pines]

Thailand:

The way I see it, I'm not even sure if this guy suffers a serious injury but the video does show it was a serious situation. I don't think the crocodile tears his arm off, surprisingly once you see the video. Maybe they take the dangerous teeth out of the creature.

Horrific moment crocodile bites Thai keeper’s arm in half

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs8Bpy4FAOs
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2017/01/06/Horrific-moment-crocodile-bites-Thai-keeper-s-arm-in-half.html

@TomSea

Remove an animal's teeth because some idiot didn't have enough sense to understand you don't play with dangerous wildlife?  Just no.

[Silver Pines]

Maybe he’s born with it? Maybelline hires a DUDE to be the face of its new mascara (seriously)

The pictures....

I'm really glad I don't use Maybelline mascara.  It's crap, anyway.


http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2017/01/06/maybe-hes-born-with-it-maybelline-hires-a-dude-to-be-the-face-of-its-new-mascara-seriously/

[Sanguine]

Maybe he’s born with it? Maybelline hires a DUDE to be the face of its new mascara (seriously)

The pictures....

I'm really glad I don't use Maybelline mascara.  It's crap, anyway.


http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2017/01/06/maybe-hes-born-with-it-maybelline-hires-a-dude-to-be-the-face-of-its-new-mascara-seriously/

Well, I do did.

[Silver Pines]

Well, I do did.

@Sanguine

*Sigh*

Cover Girl makes some very good ones....Clump Crusher (lime green tube) and Professional Thick Lash (fuchsia tube) are my staples.  They get very good reviews on beauty product boards. 

[Sanguine]

@Sanguine

*Sigh*

Cover Girl makes some very good ones....Clump Crusher (lime green tube) and Professional Thick Lash (fuchsia tube) are my staples.  They get very good reviews on beauty product boards.

Thanks, I'll look.

[musiclady]

Maybe he’s born with it? Maybelline hires a DUDE to be the face of its new mascara (seriously)

The pictures....

I'm really glad I don't use Maybelline mascara.  It's crap, anyway.


http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2017/01/06/maybe-hes-born-with-it-maybelline-hires-a-dude-to-be-the-face-of-its-new-mascara-seriously/

Wow.  Those are troubling photographs..........   


What do you want to be when you grow up, little boy??

A mascara model.


Yikes!

[Wingnut]

I thought it was against the law to test beauty product on dumb defenseless animals?  Were the hell is PETA

[Sanguine]

I thought it was against the law to test beauty product on dumb defenseless animals?  Were the hell is PETA

Good point.

[Cyber Liberty]

I thought it was against the law to test beauty product on dumb defenseless animals?  Were the hell is PETA

That there just slayed me, Wingding.    I can always count on you for a good laugh!

True story:

A few years ago, someone was trying to "organize" my neighborhood with a website designed to get us talking.  There was this little posting forum set up, and somebody decided it would be a good idea to have a protest of an animal testing laboratory a company wanted to build in the city to create jobs.  They were posting times and locations to assemble.  I piped up!  I said, "Hey, this sounds like a great family event!  Let's meet up before we assemble.  I know a great BBQ rib joint and we can make a party out of it!"

For the life of me I don't know why the whole forum just died.

[Wingnut]

That there just slayed me, Wingding.    I can always count on you for a good laugh!

True story:


For the life of me I don't know why the whole forum just died.

Incredulous ain't it?

 

[TomSea]

@TomSea

Remove an animal's teeth because some idiot didn't have enough sense to understand you don't play with dangerous wildlife?  Just no.

@CatherineofAragon

There is nothing wrong with him, he is living in a very poor country compared to the US, these people have to get along to make ends meet. I think he's admirable and brave.

[Cyber Liberty]

Incredulous ain't it?

 

 :huh?:

[Wingnut]

 

:huh?:

 

 

[Silver Pines]

Wow.  Those are troubling photographs..........   


What do you want to be when you grow up, little boy??

A mascara model.


Yikes!

@musiclady

My mother used to say she didn't know what the world was coming to.  Well, it's here now.

[Silver Pines]

@CatherineofAragon

There is nothing wrong with him, he is living in a very poor country compared to the US, these people have to get along to make ends meet. I think he's admirable and brave.

@TomSea, when it gets warmer here I could go outside and find me a poisonous snake and drape it around my neck.  That wouldn't make me admirable and brave---it would make me a moron.  I wouldn't expect the snake to pay for my stupidity.

[Wingnut]

@musiclady

My mother used to say she didn't know what the world was coming to.  Well, it's here now.

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world...Except for my Maybelline

[musiclady]

@musiclady

My mother used to say she didn't know what the world was coming to.  Well, it's here now.

Wow.  My Mom used to say the same thing, and I haven't thought of that in years.

You're right.  The worst of the worst is happening.

It actually makes me thankful that my Mom is with the Lord now.  I don't think she could take the stuff happening here on earth......

@CatherineofAragon

[Silver Pines]

Wow.  My Mom used to say the same thing, and I haven't thought of that in years.

You're right.  The worst of the worst is happening.

It actually makes me thankful that my Mom is with the Lord now.  I don't think she could take the stuff happening here on earth......

@CatherineofAragon

@musiclady

Our loved ones up there aren't missing a thing.  They wouldn't come back if they could.

[musiclady]

@musiclady

Our loved ones up there aren't missing a thing.  They wouldn't come back if they could.

No, they wouldn't.   My Mom died before Bill Clinton, and I remember being glad she wasn't here to see the degradation in the White House.

She would be absolutely horrified with what's going on now.

@CatherineofAragon

[corbe]

Naked woman steals police truck


NBC News
January 07, 2017 02:17 PM

(KPNX)  A naked woman was taken into custody by Arizona police Thursday after stealing a Maricopa County Sheriff Deputy's truck and leading officers on a high-speed chase.

It began when the deputy responded to a call of a naked woman at a Shell gas station in Gila Bend.

Once the deputy arrived at the scene, he approached the woman, who told him she was sexually assaulted.

As the deputy attempted to find something for the woman to wear, she jumped in the deputy's truck and started to drive off, according to investigators.

"The next thing I know, I hear the sheriff's truck -- he had a pickup truck -- squeal out of here," said a witness at the gas station.

Read more: http://bit.ly/2hXHha3   SFW

[corbe]

   maybe it was 1 of Sheriff Joe's concubines getting out of dodge?

[Smokin Joe]

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world...Except for my Maybelline

Reminds me of an Andrew Dice Clay nursery rhyme...
Little Boy Blue...

[bigheadfred]

@Wingnut  @Smokin Joe

Did ya hear what happened to Maybelline, Wingy?

Max Factor.

[Silver Pines]

No, they wouldn't.   My Mom died before Bill Clinton, and I remember being glad she wasn't here to see the degradation in the White House.

She would be absolutely horrified with what's going on now.

@CatherineofAragon

@musiclady

My father was a classic old-style working class Democrat voter.  He supported Dems all of his life---that is, until Clinton came along.  My dad said he was as crooked as a fish hook, and thus became a Republican.