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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #700 on: May 08, 2014, 09:42:27 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZdHg_keqDY


Commercial that was banned in Europe......LOL!  
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #701 on: May 09, 2014, 07:53:49 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #702 on: May 10, 2014, 08:10:09 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #703 on: May 11, 2014, 12:20:06 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #704 on: May 11, 2014, 01:11:22 am »

Any Aggies in the house want to explain this?
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« Reply #705 on: May 11, 2014, 01:11:51 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #706 on: May 14, 2014, 06:36:57 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #707 on: May 14, 2014, 06:40:00 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #708 on: May 14, 2014, 06:49:36 pm »
That's very philosophical.

Yeah.....it's also cathartic, don't you think?     :smokin:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #709 on: May 14, 2014, 08:50:52 pm »
Yeah.....it's also cathartic, don't you think?     :smokin:

Like Benefiber for the soul.
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« Reply #710 on: May 14, 2014, 11:51:45 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #711 on: May 18, 2014, 01:07:37 am »
"The Five Stages of Inebriation".

Captured by Charles Percy Pickering back in the 1860s, these are considered to be staged photographs showing off the various stages of drunkenness for use in educational resources directed towards temperance groups.


If I can hit and sustain #3 without sliding into #4, and avoiding #5 completely (unless I'm home and the in-laws are over for dinner), then I am cruising.
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« Reply #712 on: May 18, 2014, 10:54:59 am »
Very subtle.

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« Reply #713 on: May 25, 2014, 02:16:18 am »
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« Reply #714 on: May 28, 2014, 05:09:46 pm »
For our Real Estate people.


Maybe Shirley's REAL name is Humperger.
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« Reply #715 on: May 31, 2014, 01:59:59 pm »
Sigh...

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« Reply #716 on: June 01, 2014, 12:14:47 am »
What in the HELL is going on with black men in America?

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« Reply #717 on: June 07, 2014, 11:01:29 am »


Whenever I see this....as the years go by...you wonder who they are today...where they are today.  It's already been 14 years. (still have the shirt).


"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #718 on: June 07, 2014, 12:43:03 pm »


Whenever I see this....as the years go by...you wonder who they are today...where they are today.  It's already been 14 years. (still have the shirt).

That shirt and logo were designed by a Freeper going under the handle of Registered. Incredibly talented guy.

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« Reply #719 on: June 07, 2014, 12:46:16 pm »


Whenever I see this....as the years go by...you wonder who they are today...where they are today.  It's already been 14 years. (still have the shirt).

P.S. 'Fess up... you just want to know about the red head.

 
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« Reply #720 on: June 07, 2014, 04:03:04 pm »
P.S. 'Fess up... you just want to know about the red head.

Naw.....I remember the happiness on everybody's faces that day.  Their spirit.

It was taken down in front of the Supreme Court building, in Washington, DC.

I will say however, that I haven't seen such joy on young girls' faces like that anymore.   They all must be pushing 30-35 by now...with kids of their own, etc..
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #721 on: June 11, 2014, 03:07:03 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #722 on: June 13, 2014, 09:55:31 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGq4k8RMe9o

Beautiful...erotic...amazing.

They must truly be in love with each other.   
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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #723 on: June 13, 2014, 10:30:28 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGq4k8RMe9o

Beautiful...erotic...amazing.

They must truly be in love with each other.
WOW!!!!

Simply amazing.
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« Reply #724 on: June 14, 2014, 01:17:26 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGq4k8RMe9o

Beautiful...erotic...amazing.

They must truly be in love with each other.

Beautiful.
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« Reply #725 on: June 14, 2014, 03:29:48 pm »
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« Reply #726 on: June 14, 2014, 05:31:47 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #727 on: June 16, 2014, 07:37:53 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #728 on: June 19, 2014, 09:10:40 am »
Absolute comedy gold.

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« Reply #729 on: June 19, 2014, 02:57:58 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YftmvbKZi64

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« Reply #730 on: July 02, 2014, 08:50:35 am »
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« Reply #731 on: July 02, 2014, 09:19:56 am »
 :laugh:    :beer:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #732 on: July 02, 2014, 05:33:07 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #733 on: July 02, 2014, 07:46:20 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #734 on: July 03, 2014, 12:01:10 am »
Why I am off non-kosher hot dogs and Chinese food FOREVER.

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« Reply #735 on: July 03, 2014, 12:25:35 am »
Why I am off non-kosher hot dogs and Chinese food FOREVER.


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« Reply #736 on: July 03, 2014, 03:38:35 pm »
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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #737 on: July 15, 2014, 06:45:52 pm »
This is a real advertisement.


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« Reply #738 on: July 15, 2014, 11:32:00 pm »
Why I am off non-kosher hot dogs and Chinese food FOREVER.


And here I thought those were the membership rolls of the House, Senate and executive branch...
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« Reply #739 on: July 15, 2014, 11:53:50 pm »
And here I thought those were the membership rolls of the House, Senate and executive branch...

Easy mistake to make. Those are labelled spineless pork rectums.
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« Reply #740 on: July 19, 2014, 01:20:37 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCysb4_-4jU


"....but did you know that WORDS can REALLY hurt you?"   :laugh:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #741 on: July 30, 2014, 07:18:34 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #742 on: August 04, 2014, 10:00:45 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #743 on: August 09, 2014, 08:33:39 pm »



"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #744 on: August 09, 2014, 08:52:08 pm »
Forget Snow White. That's Snow Way.
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« Reply #745 on: August 09, 2014, 11:17:41 pm »
Easy mistake to make. Those are labelled spineless pork rectums.

Inverted, even!!

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« Reply #746 on: August 13, 2014, 11:20:12 am »
Now, wait a minute. That is not at all an accurate portrayal!

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« Reply #747 on: August 13, 2014, 06:02:40 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518XP8prwZo

Kseniya Simonova - Sand Animation (Україна має талант / Ukraine's Got Talent)

Amazing performance art.

"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #748 on: August 14, 2014, 12:24:42 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #749 on: August 14, 2014, 08:44:25 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald