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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #250 on: November 01, 2013, 04:34:18 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #251 on: November 05, 2013, 08:03:53 am »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #252 on: November 12, 2013, 11:06:11 am »


Not all 'soldiers' have two legs....
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #253 on: November 14, 2013, 07:07:35 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #254 on: November 20, 2013, 06:17:13 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #255 on: November 20, 2013, 06:28:59 pm »
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-november-19-2013/unnecessary-muffness





Absolutely hilarious....I promise! 

Jon Stewart - Unnecessary Muffiness
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #256 on: November 20, 2013, 06:45:23 pm »
Behold the mysteries that are the Lady Parts.

Horndog.   :silly:
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #257 on: November 20, 2013, 06:47:59 pm »
Quote from: Lipstick on a Hillary on November 20, 2013, 06:45:23 pm
Behold the mystery that are the Lady Parts.  Horndog.   :silly:


LOL!  I loved the end.....where the guy ran back and forth looking for the press box.    :silly: :silly:
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #258 on: November 20, 2013, 06:48:49 pm »
Ah!   The mystery that will always be... WHERE IS THE PRESS BOX??? 
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #259 on: November 20, 2013, 06:52:18 pm »
Quote from: Lipstick on a Hillary on November 20, 2013, 06:48:49 pm
Ah!   The mystery that will always be... WHERE IS THE PRESS BOX???

Stop it!!  You're killing me!     :silly:
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #260 on: November 20, 2013, 06:55:50 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #261 on: November 20, 2013, 07:01:54 pm »
LOL!   A classic!  :beer:
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #262 on: November 20, 2013, 07:25:22 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #263 on: November 20, 2013, 07:32:51 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #264 on: November 21, 2013, 05:53:03 am »


A sweater we all should have hanging in the closet.  LOL!
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #265 on: November 21, 2013, 07:24:48 pm »
Okay, time to make fun of the men.  Moobs baby!!!   :2barf:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qLZwZXAkxk&feature=youtu.be
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #266 on: November 28, 2013, 10:06:03 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #267 on: November 28, 2013, 11:07:21 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #268 on: December 06, 2013, 12:11:52 am »
How 'Bout Dem Cowboys?
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« Reply #269 on: December 07, 2013, 09:54:22 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #270 on: December 07, 2013, 09:55:58 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #271 on: December 10, 2013, 12:40:08 am »
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« Reply #272 on: December 15, 2013, 02:59:20 am »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #273 on: December 15, 2013, 05:32:24 am »
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« Reply #274 on: December 15, 2013, 09:01:28 am »
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« Reply #275 on: December 16, 2013, 11:17:46 am »


When some men should not take messages......  LOL!
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #276 on: December 16, 2013, 11:40:04 pm »
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« Reply #277 on: December 19, 2013, 02:38:27 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #278 on: December 19, 2013, 06:14:15 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #279 on: December 19, 2013, 06:47:14 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #280 on: December 19, 2013, 07:13:12 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #281 on: December 19, 2013, 07:25:49 pm »
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« Reply #282 on: December 20, 2013, 02:44:49 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #283 on: December 21, 2013, 09:42:33 am »
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« Reply #285 on: December 21, 2013, 04:07:20 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #286 on: December 21, 2013, 04:08:38 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #287 on: December 21, 2013, 04:11:46 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #288 on: December 21, 2013, 04:19:32 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #289 on: December 21, 2013, 04:23:19 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #290 on: December 22, 2013, 10:22:57 am »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #291 on: December 22, 2013, 10:29:28 am »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #292 on: December 22, 2013, 10:32:56 am »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #293 on: December 22, 2013, 03:51:31 pm »
You're on a roll dude.
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« Reply #294 on: December 22, 2013, 06:06:00 pm »


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« Reply #295 on: December 22, 2013, 06:07:21 pm »
Quote from: Luis Gonzalez on December 22, 2013, 03:51:31 pm
You're on a roll dude.

 :laugh:  it's gotten to the point, I'm hating politics right now in general.     Trying to find some humor as my nation crumbles before my eyes.
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #296 on: December 22, 2013, 06:28:01 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #297 on: December 22, 2013, 06:29:30 pm »



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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #298 on: December 22, 2013, 07:00:26 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #299 on: December 22, 2013, 07:07:34 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald
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