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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #200 on: December 03, 2012, 08:50:12 pm »


Here's another one.

Which direction is the horse looking?  Toward you?  Or away from you?
I've never seen that one before.  At first the horse was looking toward me, but when I looked again he was looking away.

Kinda neat.
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« Reply #201 on: December 04, 2012, 07:04:33 pm »
Good one. Take your pick....

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #202 on: December 04, 2012, 08:22:31 pm »


Here's another one.

Which direction is the horse looking?  Toward you?  Or away from you?

He's looking at me. (I'm eating a carrot)  ^-^
I wonder when the lies will stop and truth begin, even as grim as the truth may be. And then I remember that for 70 years, the reign of terror in Russia called itself "the people's government." We have so far to fall, yet we are falling fast and Hell yawns to receive us.

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« Reply #203 on: December 05, 2012, 12:49:18 am »


Great thread, thank you!!!  I had to pause in my giggling a few times to copy and paste stuff to family members :-)

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #204 on: December 06, 2012, 05:31:42 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln01p1M2cH0


Everybody should watch this before you go Christmas shopping.    LOL! 
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« Reply #205 on: December 07, 2012, 08:22:46 am »
“Never let anyone drive you crazy; it is nearby anyway and the walk is good for you.” - Cheshire Cat

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« Reply #206 on: December 19, 2012, 05:10:30 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #207 on: December 19, 2012, 08:23:08 pm »


OK now. Is that really the woods, or just a trailhead? Is the bear taking a dump or just scratching his hemorrhoids?

So many kwetshuns :whistle:
I wonder when the lies will stop and truth begin, even as grim as the truth may be. And then I remember that for 70 years, the reign of terror in Russia called itself "the people's government." We have so far to fall, yet we are falling fast and Hell yawns to receive us.

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« Reply #208 on: December 20, 2012, 11:30:02 pm »
Bad Elf on a Shelf ideas.

1. The "F#ck Ken" Elf.

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« Reply #209 on: December 20, 2012, 11:31:28 pm »
Bad Elf on a Shelf ideas.

2. The Tony "Say hello to my little friend" Montana Elf.

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« Reply #210 on: December 20, 2012, 11:36:23 pm »
Bad Elf on a Shelf ideas.

3. Beer Bong Elf.

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« Reply #211 on: December 21, 2012, 10:05:57 am »

Words cannot express how many times I fell off the chair watching that one!

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« Reply #212 on: January 10, 2013, 06:04:01 pm »
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« Reply #213 on: January 10, 2013, 06:28:06 pm »
LOL!  That's hilarious!    :beer:
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #215 on: February 01, 2013, 04:42:03 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tocHiK3Wdas

Set to Hi-Def...go full screen...and make sure those speakers are up!     
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #216 on: February 14, 2013, 05:45:40 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tncd84NYJ1Y

"....Because you could MELT all da STUFF!"
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #217 on: February 22, 2013, 12:02:04 pm »
“Never let anyone drive you crazy; it is nearby anyway and the walk is good for you.” - Cheshire Cat

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« Reply #218 on: February 22, 2013, 12:03:39 pm »
“Never let anyone drive you crazy; it is nearby anyway and the walk is good for you.” - Cheshire Cat

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« Reply #219 on: March 02, 2013, 12:25:25 am »
Hey Luis, you still hangin' out, ol' man?!

I'm around Mud.
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #220 on: March 19, 2013, 06:29:25 pm »

Sfingi   [spheengie]



My Sicilian grandmother made these every Saint Joseph's Day....which is today!   Although I don't recall ricotta cheese in them.  In fact, I always thought you had to wait until the dough would rise (yeast).

In any event, they are incredibly delicious and eaten warm sprinkled with powdered sugar......Lord, you can take me now!


Recipe at link!  Enjoy!




http://allrecipes.com/recipe/sfingi/
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #221 on: April 04, 2013, 07:45:30 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #222 on: April 06, 2013, 05:46:40 pm »


You NEVER forget the first time you see one!!
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #223 on: April 10, 2013, 12:05:59 pm »


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpsZE_qTjic


Anybody see this??   LOL! 
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #224 on: April 18, 2013, 08:26:51 pm »
I like Rubio. I don't trust Rand Paul...

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« Reply #225 on: April 18, 2013, 08:50:37 pm »
Heh heh heh...that's just WRONG, dude...so, what's YER take on Rubio?

Like Rush, I believe he's a Conservative in the vein of Ronald Reagan.

However, because he's going to be POTUS someday...at least in his mind...he's got to have a broader POV when it comes to Immigration Reform.

What's upsetting is that from our POV, he's being played by Sen Schumer.  He's got to know that too. 

Thus, his reaching out Rush today, to try to reach Conservative base to tell us...............................................................the same old sh*t!   :shrug:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #226 on: April 21, 2013, 05:42:05 pm »
Hi Mud, my friend. I've missed you. What's up with you other than politics. With me I'm grieving for the horrors in Boston my home town where my sweet father took me to the Boston marathon finish line every year.

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« Reply #227 on: April 22, 2013, 06:53:19 pm »
Oh yeah, Mud, I had a checkup last week and got a clean bill of health. Are you writing any poetry? Your musical stuff (the right word escapes me) was soooo great. The election got me so depressed and discouraged for the future of this country I've been unable or disinterested in fooling around with poetry except for the little poems I write for the birthday girl at our birthday girl club. Mud, as for terrorists, no one seems to wanna point out that Islamists want to kill all Infidels. That means anyone who's not Muslim. That means you me and ours.They WANT to terrorize. That's what they're doing. Someone, something's, gotta stop it but I don't know who or what. I have fun with my grandkid, a little ballerina, the most beautiful, talented, artistic, sweetest little girl in the world. And this is unbiased opinion!!!! 

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« Reply #228 on: April 23, 2013, 04:20:56 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #229 on: April 28, 2013, 03:12:09 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #230 on: May 01, 2013, 06:21:03 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I03UmJbK0lA


"I just shipped my pants!!""
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #231 on: May 02, 2013, 04:07:43 pm »
Mothers Day comin up. Will I get group hug ? Sure. Hope y'all get one too. :grouphug:
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« Reply #232 on: May 02, 2013, 04:39:54 pm »
LOL...what's with the group huig at the end? :grouphug:


LOL!  That is kind of weird.


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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #233 on: May 25, 2013, 01:35:06 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #234 on: May 25, 2013, 07:25:25 am »
Sfingi   [spheengie]



My Sicilian grandmother made these every Saint Joseph's Day....which is today!   Although I don't recall ricotta cheese in them.  In fact, I always thought you had to wait until the dough would rise (yeast).

This look a lot like biegnets!




In any event, they are incredibly delicious and eaten warm sprinkled with powdered sugar......Lord, you can take me now!


Recipe at link!  Enjoy!




http://allrecipes.com/recipe/sfingi/
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« Reply #235 on: June 16, 2013, 12:28:15 am »
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« Reply #236 on: June 18, 2013, 10:54:52 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KnPIifZTcBE

A truly amazing rendition of her signature song.....

I could be very happy stranded on a desert island with Lisa.   LOL!
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #237 on: June 21, 2013, 08:38:07 pm »
The three opposing starting pitchers the Orioles will face this weekend in Toronto?

Dickey...Wang, & Johnson.




......just an observation.
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #238 on: June 21, 2013, 10:27:03 pm »
The three opposing starting pitchers the Orioles will face this weekend in Toronto?

Dickey...Wang, & Johnson.




......just an observation.
With a lineup like that, no wonder all the Blue Jays opponents get to first base. *rimshot*
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« Reply #239 on: June 22, 2013, 12:14:56 am »
"Heh heh heh" 2 both of y'all... :silly:


STILL..... don't want to see them get beat with a 'Johnson'.     :laugh:

He's their #3 isn't he? .....if Dickey pitched tonight?   (O's lost it in the 9th....7-6)
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #240 on: June 23, 2013, 06:47:24 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #241 on: June 28, 2013, 08:12:56 am »
“Never let anyone drive you crazy; it is nearby anyway and the walk is good for you.” - Cheshire Cat

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« Reply #242 on: June 28, 2013, 06:14:42 pm »
"... never actually had my own personal dog."

Well then, let me be the first welcome you to unconditional love.
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« Reply #243 on: July 04, 2013, 09:57:47 am »


A favorite picture....suitable for the 4th of July!    :patriot:
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #244 on: July 04, 2013, 09:59:31 am »



This little shortstop played at the White House during George W. Bush's tenure....alas....they canceled all these events under Sequestration.
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #245 on: July 04, 2013, 10:00:59 am »



Okay.....last one!    LOL!

Happy Independence Day, everyone! 
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #246 on: July 04, 2013, 05:54:11 pm »
No doubt these kids are GOPs!!! :4th:

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« Reply #247 on: July 08, 2013, 02:31:52 am »

Fare thee well.
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« Reply #248 on: October 17, 2013, 02:08:49 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #249 on: October 17, 2013, 03:38:50 pm »
That girl didn't throw any worse than the ever-so-manly BHO.
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