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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #150 on: September 30, 2012, 07:09:47 pm »
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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #151 on: September 30, 2012, 09:26:24 pm »
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« Reply #152 on: October 01, 2012, 12:29:01 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #153 on: October 01, 2012, 01:08:57 am »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #154 on: October 01, 2012, 12:00:11 pm »


When did Sarah Palin become a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader?
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #155 on: October 01, 2012, 12:52:48 pm »
Quote from: DCPatriot on October 01, 2012, 12:00:11 pm
When did Sarah Palin become a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader?

You really shouldn't tempt me like that...


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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #156 on: October 01, 2012, 12:56:42 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #157 on: October 01, 2012, 10:05:51 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #158 on: October 02, 2012, 02:07:45 am »
For your next Superbowl party:



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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #159 on: October 02, 2012, 09:39:45 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #160 on: October 08, 2012, 10:48:49 pm »
I have missed The Tables Down At Mory's for a long time.
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #161 on: October 08, 2012, 10:57:52 pm »
Quote from: DCPatriot on September 30, 2012, 07:09:47 pm

I hate to admit it but have you noticed that Obama has a long thumb....
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #162 on: October 09, 2012, 10:53:11 am »
Quote from: ladybug on October 08, 2012, 10:57:52 pm
I hate to admit it but have you noticed that Obama has a long thumb....
I'm sure there are exceptions to the rule.   ^-^
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« Reply #163 on: October 09, 2012, 09:56:17 pm »



heh.......there's an avatar in there, somewhere!   
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #164 on: October 09, 2012, 10:03:19 pm »
Quote from: DCPatriot on October 09, 2012, 09:56:17 pm



heh.......there's an avatar in there, somewhere!   

A la orden!



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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #165 on: October 09, 2012, 10:07:43 pm »
That needs to be BIGGER!    LOL!

edit:  Got it!     Please place her left off center so her glance is more effective.

Thanks, buddy!   :patriot:
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #166 on: October 09, 2012, 10:52:49 pm »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #167 on: October 09, 2012, 10:53:34 pm »
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« Reply #168 on: October 09, 2012, 10:54:10 pm »
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« Reply #169 on: October 09, 2012, 11:53:29 pm »
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Hey!  Someone got copies of the pix from my sophmore year in college!
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #170 on: October 18, 2012, 07:21:53 pm »
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #171 on: October 19, 2012, 10:27:17 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=C_Z48dHFYLc

Under the Milky Way Tonight


Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty,
Sound of their breath fades with the light.
I think about the loveless fascination,
Under the milky way tonight.

Lower the curtain down in memphis,
Lower the curtain down all right.
I got no time for private consultation,
Under the milky way tonight.

Wish I knew what you were looking for.
Might have known what you would find.

And it's something quite peculiar,
Something that's shimmering and white.
Leads you here despite your destination,
Under the milky way tonight

Wish I knew what you were looking for.
Might have known what you would find.
Wish I knew what you were looking for.
Might have known what you would find.

Under the milky way tonight.

And it's something quite peculiar,
Something that's shimmering and white.
Leads you here despite your destination,
Under the milky way tonight

Wish I knew what you were looking for.
Might have known what you would find.
Wish I knew what you were looking for.
Might have known what you would find.
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #172 on: October 19, 2012, 10:34:29 pm »
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« Reply #173 on: October 20, 2012, 02:16:04 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #174 on: October 20, 2012, 09:45:59 am »
And even before the wedding cake has been fully digested, the divorce process begins.

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« Reply #175 on: October 20, 2012, 09:57:30 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #176 on: October 20, 2012, 09:59:32 am »
Say YES to the dress!!!!

Oh yes, say yes to that DRESS!

Can you imagine the fittings?

I do...a LOT.

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #177 on: October 20, 2012, 10:01:09 am »
LOL!  How could anybody maintain eye contact while speaking to her? 
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #178 on: October 20, 2012, 10:10:50 am »
That HAS to be photoshopped.  I don't think the law of gravity would allow for such a dress.
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« Reply #179 on: October 20, 2012, 10:22:31 am »
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« Reply #180 on: October 20, 2012, 10:56:42 am »
Quote from: Lipstick on a HillaR²y on October 20, 2012, 10:10:50 am
That HAS to be photoshopped.  I don't think the law of gravity would allow for such a dress.

Same dress, different bimbo.

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #181 on: October 20, 2012, 11:05:09 am »
Quote from: Luis Gonzalez on October 20, 2012, 10:56:42 am
Same dress, different bimbo.


"Bimbo"?

try "slut".

What would possess a bride to wear such a dress on what usually is a very important day?
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #182 on: October 20, 2012, 11:23:28 am »
Quote from: DCPatriot on October 20, 2012, 11:05:09 am
"Bimbo"?

try "slut".

What would possess a bride to wear such a dress on what usually is a very important day?

Because the day is just as important to the groom?
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #183 on: October 20, 2012, 12:25:39 pm »
Quote from: DCPatriot on October 20, 2012, 11:05:09 am
"Bimbo"?

try "slut".

What would possess a bride to wear such a dress on what usually is a very important day?

BTW, one could make a good argument that the single most important day in a woman's life is the day that she gives birth to her children, and what are most women doing at that time?

They are wasted out of their minds, buck naked and on their backs, legs up in the air and showing their junk to a room filled with mask-wearing strangers.

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« Reply #184 on: October 20, 2012, 01:01:03 pm »
Geez.  The culture of porn has truly infiltrated almost every aspect of life.
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« Reply #185 on: October 20, 2012, 02:39:35 pm »
Quote from: Oceander on October 20, 2012, 01:01:03 pm
Geez.  The culture of porn has truly infiltrated almost every aspect of life.

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« Reply #186 on: October 24, 2012, 11:03:52 pm »
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« Reply #187 on: October 26, 2012, 03:14:40 am »
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #188 on: November 12, 2012, 01:52:42 pm »
An oldie but goodie.


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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #190 on: November 24, 2012, 04:49:47 pm »
Quote from: Luis Gonzalez on August 22, 2012, 06:17:22 pm
Charlsie A. Bailey
February 17, 1953 - July 5, 2012


l'll dance to that... :seeya:

Dance, as if that was all that mattered in life, live as if all that mattered was dance.

R.I.P. CA...
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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #191 on: November 24, 2012, 05:21:07 pm »
Quote from: Luis Gonzalez on October 20, 2012, 10:56:42 am
Same dress, different bimbo.

Quote from: DCPatriot on October 20, 2012, 11:05:09 am
"Bimbo"?
try "slut".


GOOD JOKE...
80 year old man marries 30 year old woman.The ships captain is giving the tour: " This is the crew quarters...This is the mess hall", etc, etc..

The new recruit begins to think, and queries the captain: "Sir, being that we are away at sea for a long period of time...what happens about sexual needs?"

"Oh" says the captain, "go to the back of the cargo hold and you will see a barrel with a hole..Give it a go. It'll be the best you ever had!".

Bewildered, the recruit goes to the cargo hold and finds the barrel. The recruit has sex with the barrel and returns to the captain.

Full of joy, he says, "You're right.. Its the best i ever had. I want to do it every day!" the captain replies, " well you can use it every day...except Thursdays" the recruit asks "why not Thursdays?" To which the captain replies "Because Thursday is your turn in the barrel".

80 year old man marries 30 year old woman.
 
First night they sleep in seperate  rooms lest the excitement kill him.

They go to bed. Soon he is in her room. He gets into her bed. They make hot sweaty love. He leaves.

Soon he is in her room and bed agagin. they make mad passionate love. He leaves.

Soon he is in her room and bed again. They make sweet tender love. She compliments him saying that men half his age couldn't make love three times in the same night.

He says, I was here before??!!
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« Reply #192 on: November 24, 2012, 08:10:05 pm »
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I wonder when the lies will stop and truth begin, even as grim as the truth may be. And then I remember that for 70 years, the reign of terror in Russia called itself "the people's government." We have so far to fall, yet we are falling fast and Hell yawns to receive us.

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« Reply #193 on: November 24, 2012, 08:25:53 pm »
Quote from: Luis Gonzalez on August 16, 2012, 02:48:06 am
That was EXACTLY the weather in Monterrey.

Here's a nice shot. I spotted this and made the tour bus pull over so that I could get a better picture...we're on our way to brunch Sunday.


We had brunch overlooking the 18th hole at Pebble Beach.


I live in Carmel CA. Have had lunch at Pebble Beach often. This is a lovely place to live. Yet, if I was a I little younger I'd relocate to a blue state for freedom. California is doomed.

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« Reply #194 on: November 24, 2012, 10:15:06 pm »
Isn't that where one of the scenes in Lethal Weapon was shot?
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« Reply #195 on: November 28, 2012, 01:21:30 am »
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« Reply #196 on: November 28, 2012, 06:01:45 pm »
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« Reply #197 on: November 28, 2012, 06:04:45 pm »


Clockwise?   Or.....counter-clockwise?

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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #198 on: December 03, 2012, 07:29:23 pm »
Quote from: DCPatriot on November 28, 2012, 06:04:45 pm


Clockwise?   Or.....counter-clockwise?



Whoa!...... It keeps changing!
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I wonder when the lies will stop and truth begin, even as grim as the truth may be. And then I remember that for 70 years, the reign of terror in Russia called itself "the people's government." We have so far to fall, yet we are falling fast and Hell yawns to receive us.

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« Reply #199 on: December 03, 2012, 07:58:58 pm »


Here's another one.

Which direction is the horse looking?  Toward you?  Or away from you?
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald
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