The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2024

[Right_in_Virginia]

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[Bigun]

 

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[corbe]

 

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Never had a waitress call me 'baby'. They have called me honey, sweetie, child, and of course 'dear', but no baby for me.

[Right_in_Virginia]

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[Smokin Joe]

Walmart. Samsung makes one you can turn the beeps off. (Don't ask me how I know.)

[Smokin Joe]

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[libertybele]

Why did the pasta go to the dermatologist?


It had a big ziti.     




Why shouldn't you argue with a T-Rex?


You'll get jurass-kicked.       

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[DCPatriot]

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[Kamaji]

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Leonardo Da Vinci And Mona Lisa 1504. Photographed by Keith Richards

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I don't want a pepperoni pizza. I want a pizza pizza, with extra pizza.

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[Smokin Joe]

I bet those guys are PhD's...which means this illustrates a temporal ...paradox...pair of docs

[DCPatriot]

I bet those guys are PhD's...which means this illustrates a temporal ...paradox...pair of docs

    

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I bet those guys are PhD's...which means this illustrates a temporal ...paradox...pair of docs

More accurately, those guys would no longer exist. Each of us are the result of billions to one odds.
Our mom and dad are the result of their moms and dads meeting which were the result of their moms and dads meeting and marrying.
Then, that exact spermatozoa had to permeate the exact egg in the exact day and time that it did for us to exist.
The odds against it are astronomical.

Something as disruptive as killing Hitler would change everything. The odds of recreating the scenario where your parents meet and marry and copulate on the same day with the same sperm meeting the same egg are infinity to one (basically zero odds).

So if you go back in time and kill Hitler, you would no longer exist.
And if you do not exist, then how did you manage to go back in time and kill Hitler?

[DCPatriot]

More accurately, those guys would no longer exist. Each of us are the result of billions to one odds.
Our mom and dad are the result of their moms and dads meeting which were the result of their moms and dads meeting and marrying.
Then, that exact spermatozoa had to permeate the exact egg in the exact day and time that it did for us to exist.
The odds against it are astronomical.

Something as disruptive as killing Hitler would change everything. The odds of recreating the scenario where your parents meet and marry and copulate on the same day with the same sperm meeting the same egg are infinity to one (basically zero odds).

So if you go back in time and kill Hitler, you would no longer exist.
And if you do not exist, then how did you manage to go back in time and kill Hitler?

Unless I'm totally misreading your post, it makes absolutely no sense.

There are billions of people alive today whose parents/grandparents weren't affected by Adolph Hitler or the 2 World Wars.

Neither of my parents or grandparents fought in those wars and would not have been affected by the "Butterfly Effect".

One thing I know for sure...there would be millions upon millions of more Jewish People today and there probably wouldn't be an Israel either...No Six-Day War, etc..

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[catfish1957]

I actually find it more disturbing that there is actually a person out there doing Rat taxidermy with the most pathogen laden pests on earth.  i.e  Hantavirus, Bubonic, etc.

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Unless I'm totally misreading your post, it makes absolutely no sense.

There are billions of people alive today whose parents/grandparents weren't affected by Adolph Hitler or the 2 World Wars.

Neither of my parents or grandparents fought in those wars and would not have been affected by the "Butterfly Effect".

One thing I know for sure...there would be millions upon millions of more Jewish People today and there probably wouldn't be an Israel either...No Six-Day War, etc..

You have very limited tunnel vision. Everything has an effect on everything else. You mention the "Butterfly Effect" but your comment seems to show that you do not fully understand it. Everything and Everyone on Earth was affected by Hitler, not only the people involved in the conflict. Hitler had a tremendous effect on the entire world and shaped the reality and the environment in which your parents met and procreated. But, nevermind. I have no desire to highjack the thread with theoretical discussion.

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More accurately, those guys would no longer exist. Each of us are the result of billions to one odds.
Our mom and dad are the result of their moms and dads meeting which were the result of their moms and dads meeting and marrying.
Then, that exact spermatozoa had to permeate the exact egg in the exact day and time that it did for us to exist.
The odds against it are astronomical.

Something as disruptive as killing Hitler would change everything. The odds of recreating the scenario where your parents meet and marry and copulate on the same day with the same sperm meeting the same egg are infinity to one (basically zero odds).

So if you go back in time and kill Hitler, you would no longer exist.
And if you do not exist, then how did you manage to go back in time and kill Hitler?

Have you read Stephen King's "11/22/63"??

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Have you read Stephen King's "11/22/63"??

You are right. That is the gist of what I was getting at.

[MeganC]

I actually find it more disturbing that there is actually a person out there doing Rat taxidermy with the most pathogen laden pests on earth.  i.e  Hantavirus, Bubonic, etc.

Gay men?

[Cyber Liberty]

Gay men?

Well, at least the Taxidermist didn't have to worry about catching diseases, so yeah, probably.

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World's most expensive trash bag. The only good part is that it come in a roll of 12.
Balenciaga's Trash Pouch Will Cost You US $1,790

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWJXBccyy6k

[Smokin Joe]

Gay men?

I think they wear their rodents on the inside...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeQVVgayzDU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5zSg4xtj50

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5zSg4xtj50

So this is the place. This is the TBR Silly Sanctum ...

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[Hoodat]

Something as disruptive as killing Hitler would change everything. The odds of recreating the scenario where your parents meet and marry and copulate on the same day with the same sperm meeting the same egg are infinity to one (basically zero odds).

So if you go back in time and kill Hitler, you would no longer exist.
And if you do not exist, then how did you manage to go back in time and kill Hitler?

This is why traveling back in time is not possible.  One can travel into the future.  But one cannot return to the past.