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« Reply #150 on: July 14, 2021, 08:46:15 pm »
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« Reply #151 on: July 15, 2021, 10:49:08 pm »
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« Reply #152 on: July 16, 2021, 10:58:06 pm »
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« Reply #154 on: July 20, 2021, 08:51:16 pm »
 The one and only Rodney Dangerfield (one liners).


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« Reply #155 on: July 20, 2021, 09:01:01 pm »
OK, many of you are familiar with the pictures of our pet donkeys I've posted in the Lounge.  Well, here's one that I want y'all to see, but not where there are proper people.

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« Reply #156 on: July 20, 2021, 09:06:30 pm »
    She'll never let a white Donkey screw her again.    :whistle:
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« Reply #157 on: July 20, 2021, 10:31:06 pm »
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    She'll never let a white Donkey screw her again.    :whistle:

I really hope I don't get in trouble with @mystery-ak for that picture..... :whistle:
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« Reply #158 on: July 21, 2021, 04:12:23 am »
@Cyber Liberty

Let me know when you have baby donkeys. I’ll make a baby shower in the Lounge for you.

(and now I know more about donkeys than I wanted to know)

Still, can’t be worse than hearing a cat in heat.
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« Reply #159 on: July 21, 2021, 08:49:05 am »
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@Cyber Liberty

Let me know when you have baby donkeys. I’ll make a baby shower in the Lounge for you.

(and now I know more about donkeys than I wanted to know)

Still, can’t be worse than hearing a cat in heat.

3-4 of the donkeys that visit us are babies.  I guess they gestate for a long time.  Who knows who the daddy for this new one will be.  As soon as the big bull got finished, a younger male had his turn with her.
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« Reply #160 on: July 21, 2021, 04:14:03 pm »
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« Reply #161 on: July 21, 2021, 09:02:06 pm »
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« Reply #162 on: July 21, 2021, 09:42:02 pm »
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« Reply #163 on: July 22, 2021, 04:37:35 pm »
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« Reply #164 on: July 22, 2021, 07:00:32 pm »
Quote from: corbe on July 22, 2021, 04:37:35 pm


@corbe

Still wearing panties,I hope? Might be a good idea to stick with them for a while longer.

Unless of course that is a different kind of "rocket" that is designed to take females to the moon and beyond. If that is the case,look forward to being lonesome.
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« Reply #165 on: July 22, 2021, 07:34:32 pm »
When my wife was pregnant she asked me to put the Oreos somewhere where she could not reach them.
I put them on the floor.
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« Reply #166 on: July 22, 2021, 07:40:20 pm »
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When my wife was pregnant she asked me to put the Oreos somewhere where she could not reach them.
I put them on the floor.

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And I used to think *I* did some stoopid stuff when I was younger!

That HAD to have cost you.
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« Reply #167 on: July 22, 2021, 07:54:19 pm »
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@corbe

Still wearing panties,I hope? Might be a good idea to stick with them for a while longer.

Unless of course that is a different kind of "rocket" that is designed to take females to the moon and beyond. If that is the case,look forward to being lonesome.


   She threw those panties away, using a stick to pick them up and display them to me with her WTF look @sneakypete and though there have not been a lot of Women in my bed these past few years, for the life of me I just can't recall any woman wearing them, they were sexy, so I think I'd remember that.  Which brings me to my 'Conspiracy Theory' (which @Texas Robin just rolled her eyes at)~They were planted by someone that I use to see and (still has access) that does not want to see Robin and I together, for obvious reasons.

    Incidentally, I have another pantie story if you like to talk about Women's undergarments, which I obviously do.


   Why is panties plural and a Bra is singular??????    (Not the Story!!!)
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« Reply #168 on: July 22, 2021, 08:12:39 pm »
Quote from: corbe on July 22, 2021, 07:54:19 pm

   She threw those panties away, using a stick to pick them up and display them to me with her WTF look @sneakypete and though there have not been a lot of Women in my bed these past few years, for the life of me I just can't recall any woman wearing them, they were sexy, so I think I'd remember that.  Which brings me to my 'Conspiracy Theory' (which @Texas Robin just rolled her eyes at)~They were planted by someone that I use to see and (still has access) that does not want to see Robin and I together, for obvious reasons.

    Incidentally, I have another pantie story if you like to talk about Women's undergarments, which I obviously do.


  Why is panties plural and a Bra is singular??????    (Not the Story!!!)

@corbe

Truthfully,I'm a little afraid to ask.
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« Reply #169 on: July 22, 2021, 11:33:00 pm »
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« Reply #171 on: July 23, 2021, 04:59:58 am »
Quote from: sneakypete on July 22, 2021, 08:12:39 pm
@corbe

Truthfully,I'm a little afraid to ask.

Panty could be singular. I give you the word “panty liners”

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« Reply #172 on: July 26, 2021, 04:00:22 pm »
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« Reply #173 on: July 26, 2021, 04:04:21 pm »
Quote from: corbe on July 22, 2021, 11:36:46 pm


ROTFLMFAO!!   

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« Reply #174 on: July 26, 2021, 05:19:22 pm »
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« Reply #175 on: July 26, 2021, 05:22:01 pm »

Only 10% will understand this joke.
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« Reply #176 on: July 26, 2021, 07:40:34 pm »
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Only 10% will understand this joke.

Or Wilt Chamberlain.
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« Reply #180 on: July 28, 2021, 04:01:33 pm »
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« Reply #181 on: July 28, 2021, 04:05:29 pm »
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URLs with ... in the middle don't show up... :shrug:
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« Reply #182 on: July 28, 2021, 04:10:23 pm »
   Thanks for the Heads Up @Smokin Joe

    Edited it to .JPG from the original source.
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« Reply #183 on: July 28, 2021, 04:15:53 pm »
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   Thanks for the Heads Up @Smokin Joe

    Edited it to .JPG from the original source.
Thanks! Now I can see it!

I'm think of a word that begins with the letter after 'B'... :silly:
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« Reply #187 on: July 29, 2021, 08:19:12 pm »
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YIKES! How many hands and fingers does the guy with the fat girl have?
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« Reply #190 on: July 30, 2021, 05:38:17 pm »
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Indeed.  How many jabs does it take to prevent getting the virus?  How do paper or cloth masks actually work to prevent transmitting or getting the virus?
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« Reply #194 on: July 31, 2021, 02:19:05 pm »
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@corbe

Have you tried playing it at a faster speed?
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