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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #250 on: April 25, 2020, 07:52:35 pm »
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You ever heard of an antique shop?  wink777
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« Reply #251 on: April 25, 2020, 08:15:47 pm »
Yabbut, I'm afraid they'll stick a price tag on me and stand me in the corner.

And just how much do you think they could get for you....  :silly:

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« Reply #252 on: April 25, 2020, 08:17:07 pm »
And just how much do you think they could get for you....  :silly:
Silly. As much as they could!

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« Reply #253 on: April 25, 2020, 09:42:01 pm »

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« Reply #254 on: April 25, 2020, 11:31:30 pm »
Yabbut, I'm afraid they'll stick a price tag on me and stand me in the corner.

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You say that like it would be a bad thing. Where is your sense of adventure?
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« Reply #256 on: April 25, 2020, 11:58:42 pm »

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Bonnie Raitt?

Bonnie thinks it's cool @sneakypete

I think this      is a plea to governors to open hair salons.   :laugh:

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« Reply #257 on: April 26, 2020, 12:10:08 am »

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« Reply #258 on: April 26, 2020, 12:15:38 am »
@Smokin Joe

You say that like it would be a bad thing. Where is your sense of adventure?
It isn't that, it's just that there are so many people of questionable taste nowadays.

Besides, I'd hate to end up in a yard in blackface holding a lantern....
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« Reply #259 on: April 26, 2020, 10:28:42 am »
It isn't that, it's just that there are so many people of questionable taste nowadays.

Besides, I'd hate to end up in a yard in blackface holding a lantern....
LOLOLOLOLOL....that's yard art down from my mom's house.

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« Reply #260 on: April 26, 2020, 10:48:46 am »
Bonnie thinks it's cool @sneakypete

 

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Bonnie Raitt is a truly gifted musician,but she doesn't have the common sense necessary to pour piss out of a boot.

Given that she has spent her entire life in the music section of the entertainment industry since she was a teenager,this shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. That is an insulated world,where reality is never allowed to intrude.
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« Reply #261 on: April 26, 2020, 02:19:52 pm »
LOLOLOLOLOL....that's yard art down from my mom's house.
I knew a successful black businessman where I grew up who had a statue of a white jockey holding the lamp in front of his house (in the '60s). We all thought it was funny.
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« Reply #262 on: April 26, 2020, 02:59:55 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

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« Reply #263 on: April 26, 2020, 05:23:42 pm »
You know I'm stealing this, right?   :cool:
Looks like renaissance Rogue from the X-Men

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« Reply #264 on: April 26, 2020, 06:54:52 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe link=topiS=387458.msg2198672#msg2198672 date=1587925192
I knew a successful black businessman where I grew up who had a statue of a white jockey holding the lamp in front of his house (in the '60s). We all thought it was funny.

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I think it's funny now. He sounds like somebody I could be friends with.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #265 on: April 26, 2020, 07:00:14 pm »
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I think it's funny now. He sounds like somebody I could be friends with.
I thought he was all right. Some thought he was crooked, but if he was, he did it with style. Always well dressed, and better manners than some white folks around.  Like him or not, he was a pillar of the black community and thought little of the race agitators who came down from D.C. to try to stir up trouble.
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« Reply #267 on: April 26, 2020, 10:49:32 pm »


This is an obvious fake, but I just think it's funny.

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« Reply #268 on: April 26, 2020, 11:06:22 pm »
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« Reply #269 on: April 30, 2020, 07:16:58 pm »

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« Reply #273 on: April 30, 2020, 09:56:39 pm »


This is an obvious fake, but I just think it's funny.

Too bad she can't add.

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« Reply #274 on: April 30, 2020, 10:19:17 pm »
Too bad she can't add.
Blame Common Core.
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« Reply #276 on: May 01, 2020, 01:28:46 pm »
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« Reply #277 on: May 01, 2020, 01:57:43 pm »


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LOL! I gotta admit,that one got me!

I think I used to live with her back in the 70's.
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« Reply #279 on: May 03, 2020, 12:41:42 pm »

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"We will not hesitate to get our fingers dirty.....".


That right there is funny coming from Slow Joe,I don't care WHO you are!

Being one his keepers must be a REAL nightmare.
 
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« Reply #280 on: May 03, 2020, 12:43:53 pm »


That right there is funny coming from Slow Joe,I don't care WHO you are!

Being one his keepers must be a REAL nightmare.

Yeah, , lmao.  Fingers Biden should choose his philandering words more carefully.
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« Reply #281 on: May 03, 2020, 02:22:47 pm »
Yeah, , lmao.  Fingers Biden should choose his philandering words more carefully.

I honestly didn't think I needed to say it was a fake tweet. 

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« Reply #282 on: May 03, 2020, 02:30:51 pm »
I honestly didn't think I needed to say it was a fake tweet.

Biden?  You never know.

The line between satire and reality is a thin line.
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« Reply #286 on: May 03, 2020, 04:16:04 pm »


That right there is funny coming from Slow Joe,I don't care WHO you are!

Being one his keepers must be a REAL nightmare.
Yeah. I thought there might be something fishy about that statement.
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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« Reply #287 on: May 03, 2020, 04:30:56 pm »
Yeah. I thought there might be something fishy about that statement.
It couldn't have been Biden's—too coherent.
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« Reply #288 on: May 03, 2020, 04:45:08 pm »
It couldn't have been Biden's—too coherent.
Something about messing up his manicure??? :shrug:

Oh, getting his fingers dirty...
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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« Reply #289 on: May 05, 2020, 11:35:53 am »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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« Reply #291 on: May 06, 2020, 10:44:46 am »
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I was just thinking the other day how great it would be to get a massage. I think I’ll wait a while longer.


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« Reply #293 on: May 06, 2020, 06:55:38 pm »


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I Feel Your Pain!

Man, that's just plain cruel.
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« Reply #295 on: May 07, 2020, 07:49:33 am »


Can you trade mark a rainbow?  How about the word "gay?"


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« Reply #296 on: May 07, 2020, 05:36:06 pm »


Can you trade mark a rainbow?  How about the word "gay?"
Aside from others, weren't Christians using the rainbow long before the queers?

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« Reply #297 on: May 07, 2020, 05:39:33 pm »


Can you trade mark a rainbow?  How about the word "gay?"

If the colors have a specific composition... John Deere Green, Honeywell Red, IBM Blue..

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« Reply #298 on: May 07, 2020, 06:01:14 pm »
If the colors have a specific composition... John Deere Green, Honeywell Red, IBM Blue..
It can't be a gay rainbow if there is no brown.

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« Reply #299 on: May 07, 2020, 06:38:06 pm »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.