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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #350 on: May 22, 2020, 09:08:48 pm »
Quote from: 240B on May 22, 2020, 08:47:07 pm
Whenever you meet a 25 year old smoking hot cutie...
Who is still a virgin and has no boyfriend or suitors.
She doesn't even have a single stalker after her.
THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT!
Not to dissuade the chase. Carry On. Go for it.
But just be advised. Be careful...and be armed.
Them chicks is dangerous...
Words to live by... :beer:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #351 on: May 22, 2020, 09:10:14 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on May 22, 2020, 04:51:50 pm
Either that or she had no desire to play the chattel game. (Think Harvey and those scumbags of his ilk).

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It is an established fact that life on the road ain't for everybody.

This goes double for women who have or want children.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #352 on: May 22, 2020, 09:11:10 pm »
Quote from: 240B on May 22, 2020, 08:47:07 pm
Whenever you meet a 25 year old smoking hot cutie...
Who is still a virgin and has no boyfriend or suitors.
She doesn't even have a single stalker after her.
THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT!
Not to dissuade the chase. Carry On. Go for it.
But just be advised. Be careful...and be armed.
Them chicks is dangerous...

That is an extremely important observation.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #353 on: May 22, 2020, 09:14:47 pm »
Quote from: 240B on May 22, 2020, 08:47:07 pm
Whenever you meet a 25 year old smoking hot cutie...
Who is still a virgin and has no boyfriend or suitors.
She doesn't even have a single stalker after her.
THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT!
Not to dissuade the chase. Carry On. Go for it.
But just be advised. Be careful...and be armed.
Them chicks is dangerous...

@240B

ALL chicks are dangerous unless you aren't attracted to the one you happen to be facing off with at the time.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #354 on: May 22, 2020, 09:15:12 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on May 22, 2020, 09:10:14 pm
@Smokin Joe

It is an established fact that life on the road ain't for everybody.

This goes double for women who have or want children.
Life on the road is rough, commonly lonely, and can be depressing if you aren't into seeing new places and faces. Small wonder some of those hot babes with good pipes end up hitched to some backroom goon. They get lonely, and promiscuity is no substitute for someone they know and can be with.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #355 on: May 23, 2020, 12:53:17 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #356 on: May 23, 2020, 07:37:26 pm »
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #357 on: May 23, 2020, 07:56:00 pm »


I'm Ellen Degenerate and I do not understand the Silliness of that last post.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #358 on: May 23, 2020, 09:58:08 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #359 on: May 24, 2020, 09:00:16 am »
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If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #360 on: May 24, 2020, 09:04:40 am »
Quote from: 240B on May 24, 2020, 09:00:16 am

There is a solution to every problem... lol
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #361 on: May 24, 2020, 05:01:23 pm »
Man vs. Squirrel- Building the Perfect Squirrel Proof Bird Feeder
This is from the guy that made the glitter bomb package to get even with the porch pirates...


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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #362 on: May 24, 2020, 05:10:13 pm »
Quote from: EdinVA on May 24, 2020, 05:01:23 pm
Man vs. Squirrel- Building the Perfect Squirrel Proof Bird Feeder
This is from the guy that made the glitter bomb package to get even with the porch pirates...


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Holy sh__.  Someone has film of me.  Kidding aside, I have been in a knock out drag out war with the rats with bushy tails for years, with their plundering of bird food from my feeders.  And their exploits of taking one bite out of each Pear in my Pear orchard before they ripen.

Funny tale....  My war with them could probably fill a sitcom.  One angry day, I took a few out with a pellet rifle, and hung them in the wind in the pear trees.  Those flattened suckers were  flapping around like flags.  A friend of my wife, who I do not care for at all, saw the squirrels and told my wife she might call PETA, and turn me in.   :silly:  When I laughed at the threat, my wife gave me that look.  Guys, you know the look.  Needless to say, I haven't had a decent pear in 5 years now.

And btw, I have had pretty good luck with this model.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #363 on: May 24, 2020, 05:16:59 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #364 on: May 24, 2020, 05:40:44 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on May 24, 2020, 05:16:59 pm


5 Star. 

Man, would I love the ability to sling these critters to another county.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #365 on: May 24, 2020, 05:49:32 pm »
A little C-4 should do the trick.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #366 on: May 24, 2020, 06:18:45 pm »
Quote from: EdinVA on May 24, 2020, 05:01:23 pm
Man vs. Squirrel- Building the Perfect Squirrel Proof Bird Feeder
This is from the guy that made the glitter bomb package to get even with the porch pirates...


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@EdinVA

Thanks! I really liked that one.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #367 on: May 24, 2020, 08:58:27 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #368 on: May 24, 2020, 08:59:56 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on May 24, 2020, 06:18:45 pm
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Thanks! I really liked that one.
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Yes.. made me laugh.. his commentary was great.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #369 on: May 29, 2020, 06:40:42 pm »
Quote from: 240B on May 22, 2020, 08:47:07 pm
Whenever you meet a 25 year old smoking hot cutie...
Who is still a virgin and has no boyfriend or suitors.
She doesn't even have a single stalker after her.
THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT!
Not to dissuade the chase. Carry On. Go for it.
But just be advised. Be careful...and be armed.
Them chicks is dangerous...
Either that or they'll tear your heart apart. My experience is that by 30, they end up marrying for money.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #370 on: May 29, 2020, 09:19:26 pm »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on May 29, 2020, 06:40:42 pm
Either that or they'll tear your heart apart. My experience is that by 30, they end up marrying for money.

They are going to tear your heart apart no matter what. My experience is that by 30, they end up with kids and are, yes, looking for money, but more for stability. Two asses sharing a load are better than one.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #371 on: May 29, 2020, 09:37:39 pm »
   

I should probably be driving to a nearby Austin AutoZone right now, because I need new Fuel Injectors for my Camper Van, I looked online, I got the part# AND they have them in stock.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #372 on: May 29, 2020, 09:42:08 pm »
Quote from: corbe on May 29, 2020, 09:37:39 pm
   

I should probably be driving to a nearby Austin AutoZone right now, because I need new Fuel Injectors for my Camper Van, I looked online, I got the part# AND they have them in stock.

...and now you wait....
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #373 on: May 29, 2020, 09:59:03 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #374 on: May 30, 2020, 01:57:26 am »
Quote from: corbe on May 29, 2020, 09:59:03 pm


Is this one of those blow it out your ass things?
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