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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #100 on: March 21, 2020, 03:00:55 pm »


I tried not to laugh, but that face is just too perfect for it not to work. I split a gut...
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #101 on: March 21, 2020, 09:51:34 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #102 on: March 22, 2020, 09:01:24 am »
https://local.theonion.com/i-can-t-wait-to-dress-up-as-the-coronavirus-for-hallow-1842271965

‘I Can’t Wait To Dress Up As The Coronavirus For Halloween,’ Says Man Who Will Be Dead By May

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« Reply #103 on: March 22, 2020, 09:20:10 am »
https://local.theonion.com/i-can-t-wait-to-dress-up-as-the-coronavirus-for-hallow-1842271965

‘I Can’t Wait To Dress Up As The Coronavirus For Halloween,’ Says Man Who Will Be Dead By May

More from The Onion

Trump Orders Manufacturers To Drastically Ramp Up Production Of Hospital Gift Shop Supplies
Conservative Worries Relief Checks Would Discourage Americans From Providing For Selves By Killing Him And Taking His Property
Experts Warn Americans Could Still Be Dealing With Coronavirus As Late As Tomorrow Afternoon
That must be where CNN and MSNBC get their stories... lol

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #104 on: March 22, 2020, 10:57:50 am »

@DCPatriot
 :silly:

My three dogs got me up at 5-4-3 this morning!

Here's a couple of things to help you get your fix . . .

20 September 1934: Oldest known surviving complete radio baseball broadcast: New York Yankees vs. Detroit Tigers, Navin Field

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2 October 1949: New York Yankees vs. Boston Red Sox, Fenway Park (First pennant clincher with Casey Stengel managing the Yankees

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« Reply #105 on: March 22, 2020, 11:44:31 am »
@DCPatriot
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My three dogs got me up at 5-4-3 this morning!

Here's a couple of things to help you get your fix . . .

20 September 1934: Oldest known surviving complete radio baseball broadcast: New York Yankees vs. Detroit Tigers, Navin Field


2 October 1949: New York Yankees vs. Boston Red Sox, Fenway Park (First pennant clincher with Casey Stengel managing the Yankees


@EasyAce

Thought of you immediately!   Thanks for those videos!    :beer:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #107 on: March 22, 2020, 12:13:29 pm »

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #110 on: March 24, 2020, 03:00:11 am »
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #112 on: March 24, 2020, 03:45:06 pm »

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« Reply #113 on: March 24, 2020, 09:19:22 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #114 on: March 25, 2020, 08:28:15 am »
I never thought about a dog spraining their tail...


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Dog, excited because owner is 'home for quarantine,' sprains tail from too much wagging
Rolo, a 7-year-old dachshund in the United Kingdom, is so happy his owner is staying home during the coronavirus pandemic that he sprained his tail from wagging it so much.


On Friday, Emma Smith of Essex posted on Twitter that her happy-go-lucky wiener dog — who

loves a good belly rub and has a predisposition for tail-wagging — couldn’t contain his excitement about the sudden constant companionship.


Unfortunately, Rolo’s rudder quickly went from wagging to sagging.


https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/dog-excited-owner-home-quarantine-sprains-tail-wagging

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #115 on: March 25, 2020, 09:07:47 am »
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« Reply #117 on: March 25, 2020, 05:41:00 pm »


"The question of who is right is a small one, indeed, beside the question of what is right."---Albert Jay Nock.

Fake news---news you don't like or don't want to hear.

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« Reply #118 on: March 25, 2020, 05:55:22 pm »




"The question of who is right is a small one, indeed, beside the question of what is right."---Albert Jay Nock.

Fake news---news you don't like or don't want to hear.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #119 on: March 26, 2020, 03:12:36 am »
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Oh wow you’re immune to the Wuhan Virus?


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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #120 on: March 27, 2020, 01:49:19 pm »
https://twitter.com/i/status/1243539675031232519

I don't know how to embed twitter video.  If you're missing your sports this race is very satisfying.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #121 on: March 27, 2020, 02:00:34 pm »
https://twitter.com/i/status/1243539675031232519

I don't know how to embed twitter video.  If your missing your sports this race is very satisfying.
Excellent!  :silly: Thank You for posting that link!
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« Reply #122 on: March 28, 2020, 05:10:58 am »

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« Reply #123 on: March 29, 2020, 07:59:01 pm »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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« Reply #125 on: March 30, 2020, 02:57:05 pm »
Joe Biden demonstrates his technique

https://twitter.com/ComfortablySmug/status/1244696566528651269

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #126 on: March 30, 2020, 09:15:30 pm »

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-excitedly-anticipate-getting-paid-with-their-own-money

Americans Excitedly Anticipate Getting Paid With Their Own Money
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From the rich to the poor, American citizens spent many hours dreaming of all the things they will spend their newfound riches on. "With $1200, I could save enough to pay my taxes on time this year," said one woman in Los Angeles. "Thanks so much, Congress. You're the real heroes here."

A small percentage of the population said they thought it would be way more efficient for the economy if the government just didn't take the money in the first place. These people were shouted down as "libertarian conspiracy theorist wackos" and told to move to Somalia.

Sadly, by the time all the administration costs, government pet projects, and handouts were factored in, the stimulus each American was to receive became a negative amount, forcing Congress to raise taxes to pay for a new stimulus bill.


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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #127 on: March 30, 2020, 09:30:59 pm »
Your quarantine name is your social security number and your credit card number! post it in the replies.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #128 on: March 30, 2020, 09:35:48 pm »
   My body is telling me that my Social Security number should be in the thousands, 9-78-5.
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« Reply #129 on: March 31, 2020, 07:11:27 am »
https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-excitedly-anticipate-getting-paid-with-their-own-money

Americans Excitedly Anticipate Getting Paid With Their Own Money

more at link
More accurately:
Americans Excitedly Anticipate Getting Paid with Borrowed Money That Will Likely Never Get Paid Back and will Almost Certainly Be Refinanced
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« Reply #130 on: March 31, 2020, 09:57:24 am »
More accurately:
Americans Excitedly Anticipate Getting Paid with Borrowed Money That Will Likely Never Get Paid Back and will Almost Certainly Be Refinanced

@jmyrlefuller

True.

The American banking familes that created the Federal Reserve system created a "perpetual money machine"  that guarantees them a lifetime of billions of dollars in "free money" as the US taxpayers spend year after year paying interest on interest with the principle never being reduced,only added to.

WADDA DEAL!

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« Reply #131 on: March 31, 2020, 10:03:16 am »
This is the GD "Official Silliness Thread"

GWTFP
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #132 on: March 31, 2020, 10:30:54 am »
This is the GD "Official Silliness Thread"

GWTFP
What is your point @DCPatriot  ?  You seem angry.

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« Reply #133 on: March 31, 2020, 10:37:12 am »
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« Reply #134 on: March 31, 2020, 01:02:24 pm »
What is your point @DCPatriot  ?  You seem angry.

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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #135 on: March 31, 2020, 02:59:14 pm »


I'M GOING TO RENO!!!

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« Reply #136 on: March 31, 2020, 03:18:52 pm »
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« Reply #138 on: April 01, 2020, 10:01:24 am »
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« Reply #139 on: April 01, 2020, 11:04:07 am »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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« Reply #140 on: April 01, 2020, 11:08:35 am »


"The question of who is right is a small one, indeed, beside the question of what is right."---Albert Jay Nock.

Fake news---news you don't like or don't want to hear.

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« Reply #142 on: April 01, 2020, 01:34:40 pm »
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« Reply #143 on: April 01, 2020, 08:10:05 pm »

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« Reply #144 on: April 01, 2020, 08:14:23 pm »
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« Reply #148 on: April 01, 2020, 10:35:16 pm »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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