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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #100 on: Saturday, Mar 21, 2020 11:00 am »


I tried not to laugh, but that face is just too perfect for it not to work. I split a gut...
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #101 on: Saturday, Mar 21, 2020 05:51 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

If we had just let them eat the Tide pods, none of this would be happening right now

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #102 on: Sunday, Mar 22, 2020 05:01 am »
https://local.theonion.com/i-can-t-wait-to-dress-up-as-the-coronavirus-for-hallow-1842271965

‘I Can’t Wait To Dress Up As The Coronavirus For Halloween,’ Says Man Who Will Be Dead By May

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #103 on: Sunday, Mar 22, 2020 05:20 am »
https://local.theonion.com/i-can-t-wait-to-dress-up-as-the-coronavirus-for-hallow-1842271965

‘I Can’t Wait To Dress Up As The Coronavirus For Halloween,’ Says Man Who Will Be Dead By May

More from The Onion

Trump Orders Manufacturers To Drastically Ramp Up Production Of Hospital Gift Shop Supplies
Conservative Worries Relief Checks Would Discourage Americans From Providing For Selves By Killing Him And Taking His Property
Experts Warn Americans Could Still Be Dealing With Coronavirus As Late As Tomorrow Afternoon
That must be where CNN and MSNBC get their stories... lol

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #104 on: Sunday, Mar 22, 2020 06:57 am »

@DCPatriot
 :silly:

My three dogs got me up at 5-4-3 this morning!

Here's a couple of things to help you get your fix . . .

20 September 1934: Oldest known surviving complete radio baseball broadcast: New York Yankees vs. Detroit Tigers, Navin Field

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2 October 1949: New York Yankees vs. Boston Red Sox, Fenway Park (First pennant clincher with Casey Stengel managing the Yankees

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #105 on: Sunday, Mar 22, 2020 07:44 am »
@DCPatriot
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My three dogs got me up at 5-4-3 this morning!

Here's a couple of things to help you get your fix . . .

20 September 1934: Oldest known surviving complete radio baseball broadcast: New York Yankees vs. Detroit Tigers, Navin Field


2 October 1949: New York Yankees vs. Boston Red Sox, Fenway Park (First pennant clincher with Casey Stengel managing the Yankees


@EasyAce

Thought of you immediately!   Thanks for those videos!    :beer:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

If we had just let them eat the Tide pods, none of this would be happening right now

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #107 on: Sunday, Mar 22, 2020 08:13 am »

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #110 on: Monday, Mar 23, 2020 11:00 pm »
Sometimes, the enemy of my enemy, is also my enemy.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #112 on: Tuesday, Mar 24, 2020 11:45 am »

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #113 on: Tuesday, Mar 24, 2020 05:19 pm »
Kelly Jane Torrance @KJTorrance

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #114 on: Wednesday, Mar 25, 2020 04:28 am »
I never thought about a dog spraining their tail...


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Dog, excited because owner is 'home for quarantine,' sprains tail from too much wagging
Rolo, a 7-year-old dachshund in the United Kingdom, is so happy his owner is staying home during the coronavirus pandemic that he sprained his tail from wagging it so much.


On Friday, Emma Smith of Essex posted on Twitter that her happy-go-lucky wiener dog — who

loves a good belly rub and has a predisposition for tail-wagging — couldn’t contain his excitement about the sudden constant companionship.


Unfortunately, Rolo’s rudder quickly went from wagging to sagging.


https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/dog-excited-owner-home-quarantine-sprains-tail-wagging

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #115 on: Wednesday, Mar 25, 2020 05:07 am »

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #117 on: Wednesday, Mar 25, 2020 01:41 pm »


"The question of who is right is a small one, indeed, beside the question of what is right."---Albert Jay Nock.

Fake news---news you don't like or don't want to hear.

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« Reply #118 on: Wednesday, Mar 25, 2020 01:55 pm »




"The question of who is right is a small one, indeed, beside the question of what is right."---Albert Jay Nock.

Fake news---news you don't like or don't want to hear.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #119 on: Wednesday, Mar 25, 2020 11:12 pm »
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Oh wow you’re immune to the Wuhan Virus?


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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #120 on: Friday, Mar 27, 2020 09:49 am »
https://twitter.com/i/status/1243539675031232519

I don't know how to embed twitter video.  If you're missing your sports this race is very satisfying.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #121 on: Friday, Mar 27, 2020 10:00 am »
https://twitter.com/i/status/1243539675031232519

I don't know how to embed twitter video.  If your missing your sports this race is very satisfying.
Excellent!  :silly: Thank You for posting that link!
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #122 on: Saturday, Mar 28, 2020 01:10 am »

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« Reply #123 on: Sunday, Mar 29, 2020 03:59 pm »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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« Reply #125 on: Monday, Mar 30, 2020 10:57 am »
Joe Biden demonstrates his technique

https://twitter.com/ComfortablySmug/status/1244696566528651269

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #126 on: Monday, Mar 30, 2020 05:15 pm »

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-excitedly-anticipate-getting-paid-with-their-own-money

Americans Excitedly Anticipate Getting Paid With Their Own Money
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From the rich to the poor, American citizens spent many hours dreaming of all the things they will spend their newfound riches on. "With $1200, I could save enough to pay my taxes on time this year," said one woman in Los Angeles. "Thanks so much, Congress. You're the real heroes here."

A small percentage of the population said they thought it would be way more efficient for the economy if the government just didn't take the money in the first place. These people were shouted down as "libertarian conspiracy theorist wackos" and told to move to Somalia.

Sadly, by the time all the administration costs, government pet projects, and handouts were factored in, the stimulus each American was to receive became a negative amount, forcing Congress to raise taxes to pay for a new stimulus bill.


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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #127 on: Monday, Mar 30, 2020 05:30 pm »
Your quarantine name is your social security number and your credit card number! post it in the replies.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #128 on: Monday, Mar 30, 2020 05:35 pm »
   My body is telling me that my Social Security number should be in the thousands, 9-78-5.
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #129 on: Tuesday, Mar 31, 2020 03:11 am »
https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-excitedly-anticipate-getting-paid-with-their-own-money

Americans Excitedly Anticipate Getting Paid With Their Own Money

more at link
More accurately:
Americans Excitedly Anticipate Getting Paid with Borrowed Money That Will Likely Never Get Paid Back and will Almost Certainly Be Refinanced
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« Reply #130 on: Tuesday, Mar 31, 2020 05:57 am »
More accurately:
Americans Excitedly Anticipate Getting Paid with Borrowed Money That Will Likely Never Get Paid Back and will Almost Certainly Be Refinanced

@jmyrlefuller

True.

The American banking familes that created the Federal Reserve system created a "perpetual money machine"  that guarantees them a lifetime of billions of dollars in "free money" as the US taxpayers spend year after year paying interest on interest with the principle never being reduced,only added to.

WADDA DEAL!

For them,of course. Not us,
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #131 on: Tuesday, Mar 31, 2020 06:03 am »
This is the GD "Official Silliness Thread"

GWTFP
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

If we had just let them eat the Tide pods, none of this would be happening right now

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« Reply #132 on: Tuesday, Mar 31, 2020 06:30 am »
This is the GD "Official Silliness Thread"

GWTFP
What is your point @DCPatriot  ?  You seem angry.

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« Reply #133 on: Tuesday, Mar 31, 2020 06:37 am »

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« Reply #134 on: Tuesday, Mar 31, 2020 09:02 am »
What is your point @DCPatriot  ?  You seem angry.

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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

If we had just let them eat the Tide pods, none of this would be happening right now

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« Reply #135 on: Tuesday, Mar 31, 2020 10:59 am »


I'M GOING TO RENO!!!

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« Reply #136 on: Tuesday, Mar 31, 2020 11:18 am »
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« Reply #138 on: Wednesday, Apr 01, 2020 06:01 am »
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« Reply #139 on: Wednesday, Apr 01, 2020 07:04 am »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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« Reply #140 on: Wednesday, Apr 01, 2020 07:08 am »


"The question of who is right is a small one, indeed, beside the question of what is right."---Albert Jay Nock.

Fake news---news you don't like or don't want to hear.

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« Reply #142 on: Wednesday, Apr 01, 2020 09:34 am »
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Across America, children are experiencing their first moments of independent thought as years of public school radical left indoctrination begin to melt away.

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Trump: "Ultimately, the buck stops with me. As president, I have a solemn responsibility to protect our nation and our people, and when the system fails, it is my responsibility.”

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« Reply #143 on: Wednesday, Apr 01, 2020 04:10 pm »

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« Reply #144 on: Wednesday, Apr 01, 2020 04:14 pm »
So This Is How Liberty Dies, With Thunderous Applause

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« Reply #148 on: Wednesday, Apr 01, 2020 06:35 pm »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

C S Lewis