Author Topic: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020 (Read 81457 times)

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #50 on:** February 24, 2020, 09:03:58 pm »

Quote from: corbe on February 24, 2020, 08:42:07 pm

Heck, that's almost as much fun as watching one of those Park Rangers catching an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!

240B · « **Reply #51 on:** February 25, 2020, 08:23:47 pm »

240B · « **Reply #52 on:** March 03, 2020, 06:03:36 pm »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #53 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:59:33 am »

https://twitter.com/TWIT_ANTHONY/status/1237551921923100674

Anthony Cornrod @TWIT_ANTHONY

If President Trump could be cloned, (and He will be). Should His infant clone be able to run for office as soon as it is born?

Ben Gnosis @BenGnosis
Replying to @TWIT_ANTHONY

His presidency will begin at conception!

sneakypete · « **Reply #54 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:41:59 am »

Quote from: Once-Ler on March 11, 2020, 10:59:33 am

https://twitter.com/TWIT_ANTHONY/status/1237551921923100674

Anthony Cornrod @TWIT_ANTHONY

If President Trump could be cloned, (and He will be). Should His infant clone be able to run for office as soon as it is born?

Ben Gnosis @BenGnosis
Replying to @TWIT_ANTHONY

His presidency will begin at conception!

@Once-Ler

SOME people are in desperate need of a meds adjustment.

240B · « **Reply #55 on:** March 11, 2020, 07:02:46 pm »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #56 on:** March 11, 2020, 07:05:38 pm »

The World Health Organization (WHO) announced that dogs cannot get Covid-19. Dogs can be released from quarantine. I guess you could say that "WHO let the dogs out"

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #57 on:** March 11, 2020, 07:08:45 pm »

Quote from: Once-Ler on March 11, 2020, 07:05:38 pm

The World Health Organization (WHO) announced that dogs cannot get Covid-19. Dogs can be released from quarantine. I guess you could say that "WHO let the dogs out"

240B · « **Reply #58 on:** March 11, 2020, 07:13:34 pm »

240B · « **Reply #59 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:50:49 pm »

DCPatriot · « **Reply #60 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:11:10 pm »

EasyAce · « **Reply #61 on:** March 12, 2020, 04:19:50 pm »

Overheard: "Will swap 24 pack of toilet paper for beach house."

Awaiting: Sidewalk sandwich board wearer, sign saying, "Will work for toilet paper."

EasyAce · « **Reply #62 on:** March 12, 2020, 04:24:50 pm »

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #63 on:** March 12, 2020, 04:28:19 pm »

@EasyAce Well, that ought be good for whatever ails ya!

corbe · « **Reply #64 on:** March 13, 2020, 01:11:26 pm »

corbe · « **Reply #65 on:** March 13, 2020, 01:28:13 pm »

jmyrlefuller · « **Reply #66 on:** March 13, 2020, 08:17:30 pm »

I Illustrated National Parks In America Based On Their Worst Review And I Hope They Will Make You Laugh (16 Pics)

(I didn't, that's just the headline the original artist made. No clickbait; all on one page)

EasyAce · « **Reply #67 on:** March 13, 2020, 09:08:55 pm »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #68 on:** March 15, 2020, 01:13:30 am »

I know it's Fake News but I wanna believe it.

corbe · « **Reply #69 on:** March 15, 2020, 01:34:19 am »

They own 99.5% of the VJJ, 80% of the money and now your saying they control the means to wipe us from the face of the Earth, that's some scary $hit Dude.

GtHawk · « **Reply #70 on:** March 15, 2020, 05:00:08 pm »

Quote from: corbe on March 15, 2020, 01:34:19 am

They own 99.5% of the VJJ, 80% of the money and now your saying they control the means to wipe us from the face of the Earth, that's some scary $hit Dude.

@Once-Ler, @corbe
Uh, what I find scary is it didn't say constant sex with who or...................what?

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #71 on:** March 15, 2020, 06:01:48 pm »

Quote from: corbe on March 15, 2020, 01:34:19 am

They own 99.5% of the VJJ, 80% of the money and now your saying they control the means to wipe us from the face of the Earth, that's some scary $hit Dude.

@GtHawk @corbe I wrote 3 "jokes" and they all came out stupid or just too gross. You should thank me for sparing you and the forum.

GtHawk · « **Reply #72 on:** March 15, 2020, 06:33:47 pm »

Quote from: Once-Ler on March 15, 2020, 06:01:48 pm

@GtHawk @corbe I wrote 3 "jokes" and they all came out stupid or just too gross. You should thank me for sparing you and the forum.

@Once-Ler
Somedays all we have is stupid, are you going to tell me you never woke up that way, I know have/do. Anyway considering what comes out of me sometimes I have no criticism.

Cyber Liberty · « **Reply #73 on:** March 15, 2020, 06:45:25 pm »

Quote from: GtHawk on March 15, 2020, 06:33:47 pm

@Once-Ler
Somedays all we have is stupid, are you going to tell me you never woke up that way, I know have/do. Anyway considering what comes out of me sometimes I have no criticism.

I'm like that. Yesterday I was all fire and brimstone, and today I'm Mr. Nice Guy.

(It's amazing what a 2-pound hunk of Prime Rib for dinner can do for one's disposition!)

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #74 on:** March 16, 2020, 01:11:51 pm »

Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald
What would I, Norm Macdonald do to fight this virus, you ask. Well, number one. KILL ALL BATS"
9:00 PM Â· Mar 15, 2020

Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald
Â·
15h
Hey, Jake Tapper just said that the Corona Virus DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE. That is the first positive thing I've heard about this virus.

Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald
Â·
15h
Another commercial break and another chance to hear Ron Reagan smugly blather that he is not afraid of burning in hell. Perhaps he is a believer but also a super-masochist;

Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald
Â·
15h
How would I, Norm Macdonald, fight Climate Change. Well, on Day one I'd get really drunk. But on Day 2 I would make a car that ran on Coronavirus.

Neverdul · « **Reply #75 on:** March 16, 2020, 01:25:26 pm »

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnd1jKcfBRE&fbclid=IwAR1-ILy0lv_8t4WqcGFoIJu9jSv5GjIrK7ui74h7fODvTBE-Y9-j-MU5X84

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #76 on:** March 16, 2020, 09:50:18 pm »

Not such an insensitive gift now.

sneakypete · « **Reply #77 on:** March 16, 2020, 10:02:21 pm »

Quote from: Once-Ler on March 11, 2020, 07:05:38 pm

The World Health Organization (WHO) announced that dogs cannot get Covid-19. Dogs can be released from quarantine. I guess you could say that "WHO let the dogs out"

@Once-Ler

Cool! They are a better class of "people" anyhow.

EasyAce · « **Reply #78 on:** March 16, 2020, 11:55:33 pm »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #79 on:** March 18, 2020, 04:29:31 am »

Been hunkered down with the family for a few days, and we missed out on the panic buying of meat and food staples so the cupboards are a little bear. Fortunately I caught a bat in the attic. Does anyone have a nice bat-soup recipe?

Cyber Liberty · « **Reply #80 on:** March 18, 2020, 10:47:49 am »

Quote from: Once-Ler on March 18, 2020, 04:29:31 am

Been hunkered down with the family for a few days, and we missed out on the panic buying of meat and food staples so the cupboards are a little bear. Fortunately I caught a bat in the attic. Does anyone have a nice bat-soup recipe?

I an afraid I don't. I don't have a Wuhan cookbook. I might be able to fine a nice recipe for Bear Stew.

corbe · « **Reply #81 on:** March 18, 2020, 11:56:10 am »

I found this recipe for Cold Dog Soup and Rainbow Pie.

James McMurtry - Cold Dog Soup

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1

jmyrlefuller · « **Reply #82 on:** March 18, 2020, 04:37:00 pm »

Quote from: Cyber Liberty on March 18, 2020, 10:47:49 am

I an afraid I don't. I don't have a Wuhan cookbook. I might be able to fine a nice recipe for Bear Stew.

I have this great cookbook I got from these funny-looking guys with big heads. It's called "To Serve Man." Not fully translated, though.

Cyber Liberty · « **Reply #83 on:** March 18, 2020, 04:45:45 pm »

Quote from: jmyrlefuller on March 18, 2020, 04:37:00 pm

I have this great cookbook I got from these funny-looking guys with big heads. It's called "To Serve Man." Not fully translated, though.

Hey, it has a great title. No need to translate further!

GtHawk · « **Reply #84 on:** March 19, 2020, 12:04:08 am »

Quote from: Once-Ler on March 18, 2020, 04:29:31 am

Been hunkered down with the family for a few days, and we missed out on the panic buying of meat and food staples so the cupboards are a little bear. Fortunately I caught a bat in the attic. Does anyone have a nice bat-soup recipe?

Why would you want

when

is much more appealing or you could always whip up a nice Bat Lettuce and Tomato sammich..

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #85 on:** March 19, 2020, 01:11:58 am »

Quote from: GtHawk on March 19, 2020, 12:04:08 am

Thanx the bat-kabobs look incredible. I'm still wondering how "gamey" they are, and if I should go with a honey-teriyaki or a stronger vinegar mustard BBQ sauce glaze?

Cyber Liberty · « **Reply #86 on:** March 19, 2020, 09:52:07 am »

Quote from: Once-Ler on March 19, 2020, 01:11:58 am

Thanx the bat-kabobs look incredible. I'm still wondering how "gamey" they are, and if I should go with a honey-teriyaki or a stronger vinegar mustard BBQ sauce glaze?

I'd go with the vinegar mustard BBQ.

bigheadfred · « **Reply #87 on:** March 19, 2020, 08:05:02 pm »

Neverdul · « **Reply #88 on:** March 19, 2020, 09:47:03 pm »

Breaking Bad Coronavirus Parody - "Walter Wipe"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyIzhRvtIJ0

corbe · « **Reply #89 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:11:22 pm »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #90 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:19:08 pm »

Quote from: corbe on March 20, 2020, 05:11:22 pm

That's terrible I'm ashamed at how hard, loud, and long I laughed.

Idiot · « **Reply #91 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:19:12 pm »

Quote from: Neverdul on March 16, 2020, 01:25:26 pm

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnd1jKcfBRE&fbclid=IwAR1-ILy0lv_8t4WqcGFoIJu9jSv5GjIrK7ui74h7fODvTBE-Y9-j-MU5X84

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #92 on:** March 21, 2020, 06:08:21 am »

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #93 on:** March 21, 2020, 09:28:47 am »

lil cough @_RyanKirk

This quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, but it especially sucks for men

We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

bigheadfred · « **Reply #94 on:** March 21, 2020, 10:01:17 am »

Quote from: Once-Ler on March 21, 2020, 09:28:47 am

lil cough @_RyanKirk

This quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, but it especially sucks for men

We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

Reality chick.

Don't look in her eyes. Don't stare at her chest.

Take a sider at her ass. After 14 weeks of quarantine...widespread gains.

EasyAce · « **Reply #95 on:** March 21, 2020, 12:19:27 pm »

corbe · « **Reply #96 on:** March 21, 2020, 01:58:40 pm »

corbe · « **Reply #97 on:** March 21, 2020, 02:12:40 pm »

Idiot · « **Reply #98 on:** March 21, 2020, 02:13:14 pm »

Quote from: EasyAce on March 21, 2020, 12:19:27 pm

Idiot · « **Reply #99 on:** March 21, 2020, 02:14:29 pm »

Quote from: corbe on March 21, 2020, 02:12:40 pm