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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #175 on: April 05, 2020, 03:54:28 pm »
Quote from: Right_in_Virginia on April 05, 2020, 05:20:57 am

That's cute, but in my home it would be 'There is a DUI trippoint at the intersection of hallway, kitchen and dog. Maybe not as cute but definitely accurate.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #176 on: April 05, 2020, 04:20:09 pm »
Quote from: GtHawk on April 05, 2020, 03:54:28 pm
That's cute, but in my home it would be 'There is a DUI trippoint at the intersection of hallway, kitchen and dog. Maybe not as cute but definitely accurate.

Well, take the booze away from the dog...
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #177 on: April 05, 2020, 04:25:21 pm »
All y'all got me rememberin' that today is "Early Drinkin' Day!"  The Kegerator awaits....
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #178 on: April 05, 2020, 04:50:45 pm »
Quote from: EdinVA on April 05, 2020, 04:20:09 pm
Well, take the booze away from the dog...
Oh hell no! He get's downright ornery without his booze, I prefer to keep him mellow.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #179 on: April 05, 2020, 05:26:59 pm »
Quote from: GtHawk on April 05, 2020, 04:50:45 pm
Oh hell no! He get's downright ornery without his booze, I prefer to keep him mellow.

Teach him to smoke weed.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #180 on: April 05, 2020, 05:39:46 pm »
Quote from: GtHawk on April 05, 2020, 04:50:45 pm
Oh hell no! He get's downright ornery without his booze, I prefer to keep him mellow.
:silly:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #181 on: April 05, 2020, 07:13:19 pm »
I’m getting just as many if not more emails from various retailers, mostly from ones I’ve purchased from before for their on-line stores. But I really don’t appreciate when the title of the emails begins with:

“LAST CHANCE!"

That’s seems a bit alarmist or foreboding giving the current situation.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #182 on: April 05, 2020, 08:37:35 pm »
Quote from: Neverdul on April 05, 2020, 07:13:19 pm
I’m getting just as many if not more emails from various retailers, mostly from ones I’ve purchased from before for their on-line stores. But I really don’t appreciate when the title of the emails begins with:

“LAST CHANCE!"

That’s seems a bit alarmist or foreboding giving the current situation.

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I seem to get those every day or so.
selling extended car warranties or something.
or "One final call..." (So quit calling already! I should be so lucky!)
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #183 on: April 06, 2020, 12:39:23 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #185 on: April 08, 2020, 11:45:27 pm »
This seems appropriate
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #186 on: April 09, 2020, 05:06:24 am »
Got my check again.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #187 on: April 10, 2020, 12:04:09 am »


Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People's Hair

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-cuts-holes-in-medical-mask-so-he-can-still-sniff-people

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #188 on: April 10, 2020, 01:15:14 am »
You're not drunk if you can still lay on the floor without hanging on.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #189 on: April 10, 2020, 08:48:09 pm »
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« Reply #190 on: April 10, 2020, 08:49:18 pm »
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« Reply #193 on: April 10, 2020, 09:09:38 pm »
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« Reply #194 on: April 10, 2020, 09:17:34 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #195 on: April 10, 2020, 09:18:41 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #196 on: April 10, 2020, 09:20:50 pm »
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« Reply #197 on: April 11, 2020, 01:50:49 pm »
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« Reply #198 on: April 11, 2020, 02:56:31 pm »
What is Jesus Christ's favorite beer?

Rolling Rock
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #199 on: April 11, 2020, 03:11:53 pm »
   Least Favorite Beer?

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