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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #300 on: March 29, 2018, 03:46:49 pm »
Did I read right that Staub never made it to the Hall of Fame?

If so, that's an abomination, considering some of the inferior primadonnas who have been elected. 

Rest in peace, Mr. Staub. 

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« Reply #301 on: March 29, 2018, 04:13:45 pm »
Did I read right that Staub never made it to the Hall of Fame?

If so, that's an abomination, considering some of the inferior primadonnas who have been elected. 
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If all you needed was character to make it to Cooperstown, Rusty Staub would have been a first-ballot choice. Unfortunately, you need playing
credentials, too, and Staub just didn't have those. I suspect injuries and two of his home ballparks probably took away whatever shot he had
at the Hall of Fame. He played four of his early prime seasons with the Astrodome as his home park; he went from a park that was killing him
to a park that was great for him in Montreal (Jarry Park); he went from there to another park that killed him (Shea Stadium); he went from
there to another park (Tiger Stadium) that was great for him, for three full seasons and part of a fourth; he went from there mostly to parks
that killed him again as he began aging. (Olympic Stadium briefly, Shea Stadium for his final five seasons.)

Essentially, Rusty Staub played thirteen of his 23 major league seasons in home parks that were terrible for him. If you could reverse that,
and put him into home parks that were good for him for those thirteen seasons, plus keeping him injury free, you might---might---have
an average Hall of Famer on your hands. As it was:

* He meets 38 of the Bill James Hall of Fame batting standards, where the average Hall of Famer meets 50.
* He scores 59 on the James Hall of Fame batting monitor; the average Hall of Famer scores 100.
* He has almost no black ink other than leading his league in doubles once and in games played twice. A lack of black ink won't keep a qualified
player out of the Hall of Fame, but Staub isn't one of those players.
* He hasn't got a lot of gray ink, either---finishing top ten in his league. His gray ink score is 89; the average Hall of Famer scores 144.
* According to Jay Jaffe's measurement of wins above a replacement level player, Staub is the 35th best right fielder in baseball history . . . but
his lifetime 45.8 WAR is 26.9 WAR below the average Hall of Fame right fielder.
* A guy who plays 23 seasons and comes up with those figures isn't close to a Hall of Famer, either.

A good player who was sometimes great. A very good man. Not a Hall of Famer, unfortunately. But he'll be remembered.


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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #302 on: March 29, 2018, 04:19:12 pm »
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« Reply #303 on: March 29, 2018, 04:20:52 pm »
I always considered him to be just a pretty good player, not a Hall of Famer. If he fielded like Rick Monday, he would be in.
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #304 on: March 29, 2018, 04:30:53 pm »
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Thank you for sharing your vast knowledge of the HOF requirements.  I haven't been a baseball fan for years and really haven't kept up with stats and rules. 

Well, it looks like Staub was a generous individual off the field.  I happen to believe that the good he did in this life will mean a much better reward in the next life than membership in the HOF.
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #305 on: March 29, 2018, 04:41:16 pm »
@Applewood
If all you needed was character to make it to Cooperstown, Rusty Staub would have been a first-ballot choice. Unfortunately, you need playing
credentials, too, and Staub just didn't have those. I suspect injuries and two of his home ballparks probably took away whatever shot he had
at the Hall of Fame. He played four of his early prime seasons with the Astrodome as his home park; he went from a park that was killing him
to a park that was great for him in Montreal (Jarry Park); he went from there to another park that killed him (Shea Stadium); he went from
there to another park (Tiger Stadium) that was great for him, for three full seasons and part of a fourth; he went from there mostly to parks
that killed him again as he began aging. (Olympic Stadium briefly, Shea Stadium for his final five seasons.)

Essentially, Rusty Staub played thirteen of his 23 major league seasons in home parks that were terrible for him. If you could reverse that,
and put him into home parks that were good for him for those thirteen seasons, plus keeping him injury free, you might---might---have
an average Hall of Famer on your hands. As it was:

* He meets 38 of the Bill James Hall of Fame batting standards, where the average Hall of Famer meets 50.
* He scores 59 on the James Hall of Fame batting monitor; the average Hall of Famer scores 100.
* He has almost no black ink other than leading his league in doubles once and in games played twice. A lack of black ink won't keep a qualified
player out of the Hall of Fame, but Staub isn't one of those players.
* He hasn't got a lot of gray ink, either---finishing top ten in his league. His gray ink score is 89; the average Hall of Famer scores 144.
* According to Jay Jaffe's measurement of wins above a replacement level player, Staub is the 35th best right fielder in baseball history . . . but
his lifetime 45.8 WAR is 26.9 WAR below the average Hall of Fame right fielder.
* A guy who plays 23 seasons and comes up with those figures isn't close to a Hall of Famer, either.

A good player who was sometimes great. A very good man. Not a Hall of Famer, unfortunately. But he'll be remembered.

Quite a complex HOF induction system.  How does the 'roid factor work into the equation?
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« Reply #306 on: March 29, 2018, 04:51:13 pm »
Killjoy.   ****slapping

He always has that nasty habit of clouding the issue with solid facts to back up his assertions.  I hate that.  I really do!

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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #307 on: March 29, 2018, 04:51:36 pm »
Quite a complex HOF induction system.  How does the 'roid factor work into the equation?

Get caught with 'roids, all counters get set to zero?
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« Reply #308 on: March 29, 2018, 04:57:57 pm »
Quite a complex HOF induction system.  How does the 'roid factor work into the equation?
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The 'roid factor as you call it wasn't a factor in Staub's career---but that doesn't mean baseball was immune to actual or alleged performance-enhancing
substances during his playing days. Greenies, anyone?


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« Reply #309 on: March 29, 2018, 05:00:00 pm »
He always has that nasty habit of clouding the issue with solid facts to back up his assertions.  I hate that.  I really do!

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« Reply #310 on: March 29, 2018, 05:01:13 pm »
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The 'roid factor as you call it wasn't a factor in Staub's career---but that doesn't mean baseball was immune to actual or alleged performance-enhancing
substances during his playing days. Greenies, anyone?

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« Reply #311 on: March 29, 2018, 05:19:46 pm »
@EasyAce

Thank you for sharing your vast knowledge of the HOF requirements.  I haven't been a baseball fan for years and really haven't kept up with stats and rules. 

Those aren't "requirements" so much as measurements Hall of Fame voters often use to determine who is or isn't truly a Hall of Famer.  Bill James
developed those measurements as a way of looking deeper into a player's game, particularly keeping in mind a way to let someone who didn't get
to see a player play evaluate his actual worth. One classic example: You take one guy who hit .303 lifetime and the other who hit .305 lifetime.
If that's all you look at, you think the guy who hit .305 was just a little more valuable and a little bit better than the guy who hit .303 lifetime.

Now, look a little deeper:

* The lifetime .305 player in my example produced 158 runs per 162 games.
* The lifetime .303 player produced 215 runs per 162 games.
* The lifetime .305 player was an early-in-the-order hitter; the lifetime .303 player was a number three or number four hitter.
* The lifetime .305 player has a .375 lifetime on-base percentage; the lifetime .303 player his a .383 lifetime on-base percentage.

The .305 player is Pete Rose. The .303 hitter is Willie Mays.

Or, how about a couple of lifetime .267 hitters, both of whom played defensive positions that drain you physically and mentally.

* Player One produced 208 runs per 162 games lifetime.
* Player Two produced 185 runs per 162 games lifetime.
* Player One has a .380 lifetime on-base percentage.
* Player Two has a .342 lifetime on-base percentage, even though he had far better teammates during his prime seasons than Player One.
* Both players had the same type of home ballpark in which to hit for most of their careers. (Player Two got to hit in a hitter's paradise of sorts
for his first four seasons.)

Player One in that example is Mike Schmidt. Player Two is Johnny Bench.

The Hall of Fame Monitors and Standards and Jay Jaffe's JAWS are just two ways to do it, but a diligent Hall of Fame voter will do his or her best to look
at the player's entire game, not just the surface.

Well, it looks like Staub was a generous individual off the field.  I happen to believe that the good he did in this life will mean a much better reward in the next life than membership in the HOF.
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« Reply #313 on: April 01, 2018, 08:57:46 pm »
Steven Bochco, television writer and creator, dies at 74


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Bochco, who was fortunate enough to secure work at Universal Studios as a writer before he even graduated college, is best known for his police procedural/serial series Hill Street Blues and NYPD Blue, as well as the legal drama L.A. Law and medical drama Doogie Howser, M.D.. Along the way, he was also responsible for two of the most notorious busts in television history: the musical police drama Cop Rock and the one-episode flop sitcom Public Morals. Bochco earned acclaim for pushing the limits of what was allowed on television during his time as a screenwriter, at one point exploiting the outrage NYPD Blue caused to pique curiosity in the show.

Bochco had suffered from leukemia for many years.

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« Reply #314 on: April 01, 2018, 09:13:32 pm »
For good or bad, Bocho was integral in shaping modern TV as we know it today.
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« Reply #315 on: April 01, 2018, 09:18:23 pm »
We watch NYPD Blue every day. Excellent acting.
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« Reply #316 on: April 01, 2018, 09:34:19 pm »
For good or bad, Bocho was integral in shaping modern TV as we know it today.
If he'd given nothing more than Hill Street Blues, Mr. Bochco would have been a television immortal. RIP.


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« Reply #317 on: April 01, 2018, 09:36:26 pm »
We watch NYPD Blue every day. Excellent acting.

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« Reply #318 on: April 01, 2018, 09:47:45 pm »
If I never see Sipowicz's ass again I will be a happy man.

Interesting that's what you remember.... :silly:

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« Reply #319 on: April 02, 2018, 10:00:13 am »
If I never see Sipowicz's ass again I will be a happy man.
That, I admit, is what I like least about the show. Too many bare buttocks.
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« Reply #320 on: April 02, 2018, 10:26:30 am »
Interesting that's what you remember.... :silly:

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« Reply #321 on: April 02, 2018, 12:02:15 pm »
If he'd given nothing more than Hill Street Blues, Mr. Bochco would have been a television immortal. RIP.

Yep.
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« Reply #322 on: April 02, 2018, 12:18:08 pm »
Winnie Madikizela-Mandela: Anti-apartheid campaigner dies at 81

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-43621112



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« Reply #323 on: April 02, 2018, 12:19:13 pm »
Interesting that's what you remember.... :silly:

I've heard you say "He's No Bobby Simone" a few time darling!   :)
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« Reply #324 on: April 02, 2018, 12:20:52 pm »
Winnie Madikizela-Mandela: Anti-apartheid campaigner dies at 81

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A fine and fitting tribute to what they have done to SA in the interim.
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« Reply #325 on: April 02, 2018, 12:25:27 pm »
Interesting that's what you remember.... :silly:


It's the trauma.


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« Reply #326 on: April 02, 2018, 12:28:54 pm »
I've heard you say "He's No Bobby Simone" a few time darling!   :)

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« Reply #327 on: April 02, 2018, 12:30:09 pm »
Winnie Madikizela-Mandela: Anti-apartheid campaigner dies at 81

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One of but a few Obits I read with pleasure.  Sadly, I'm sure her "Soccer Club" will survive her.  I, too, will light a tire in her memory.
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« Reply #328 on: April 02, 2018, 12:30:47 pm »

It's the trauma.

Why yes...yes it was!   Thank you for pointing that out!   :silly:
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« Reply #329 on: April 02, 2018, 12:38:36 pm »
I will light a tire in her memory.
They should give her a send-off with a blazing tire around her neck. Not that she'll finally feel what it's like, unfortunately ...
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« Reply #330 on: April 02, 2018, 12:48:03 pm »
They should give her a send-off with a blazing tire around her neck. Not that she'll finally feel what it's like, unfortunately ...

Now, we don't know that.

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« Reply #331 on: April 02, 2018, 12:50:42 pm »
Now, we don't know that.

I would not be surprised if she's off proving "Pope" Frankie wrong, and already feeling the Necklace.
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Winnie Madikizela-Mandela: Anti-apartheid campaigner dies at 81
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I will light a tire in her memory.

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« Reply #333 on: April 02, 2018, 02:02:50 pm »
Rest in peace, Mr. Bochko.  Yeah, Cop Rock was lame and I was no fan of Doogie Howser, but most of his other work wad outstanding IMHO.  Even if you didn't like the language or the bare butts, most of his shows were well written and acted. 

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« Reply #334 on: April 02, 2018, 02:03:56 pm »
And since I have nothing good to say about Mrs. Mandela, I'll say nothing.

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« Reply #335 on: April 02, 2018, 02:13:02 pm »
I hope she has a Goodyear.

I think she got Dunlapped.
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« Reply #336 on: April 02, 2018, 02:38:34 pm »
I think she got Dunlapped.
Everybody must get Firestoned?


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« Reply #337 on: April 02, 2018, 02:40:47 pm »
Everybody must get Firestoned?

That might be a Bridgestone too far.
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« Reply #340 on: April 02, 2018, 03:07:56 pm »
Roll with it Sangy!

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« Reply #341 on: April 02, 2018, 04:40:07 pm »
I hope she has a Goodyear.
Maybe she's doing the Continental! Extra points if you recall it.

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« Reply #342 on: April 02, 2018, 04:41:37 pm »
Maybe she's doing the Continental! Extra points if you recall it.

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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #343 on: April 02, 2018, 04:42:11 pm »
She's Michelin all the fun!
Maybe she's Hankooking.

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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #344 on: April 02, 2018, 04:58:12 pm »
Winnie was a Uniroyal by SA standards.
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #345 on: April 02, 2018, 05:04:59 pm »
Here I am waiting for the Nexen shoe to drop.
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #346 on: April 02, 2018, 05:47:22 pm »
Never thought I'd laugh so hard on an Obituaries thread.

Agreed.

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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #347 on: April 03, 2018, 08:01:27 am »
Winnie Mandela, 81, Sociopath, Sang While Torturing 14-Year-Old Boy.
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... A witness in the assault and kidnap trial of Winnie Mandela testified Thursday she beat him with a rubber whip and sang as he screamed in pain.

‘She was singing when she started the assault on us,’ Barend Thabiso Mono told the Rand Supreme Court, reflecting earlier testimony from another of the four alleged victims, all black males.

Saying he had been lying on the floor ‘screaming,’ Mono, 21, said he heard the wife of black leader Nelson Mandela ‘singing while she was hitting me with a sjambok (rubber whip).’   ...
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #348 on: April 03, 2018, 09:23:51 am »
Agreed.

After all, It's where the rubber meets the road.
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Re: Obituaries for 2018
« Reply #349 on: April 03, 2018, 09:31:51 am »
@mountaineer

Interesting that nothing like that story was even mentioned yesterday among all the positively glowing tributes to Mrs. Mandela.