Hey this is a silliness thread. I come to mock the Orange one not to bury him. Or whatever it was Shakespeare said.
We need to get back on silliness here.
Q:Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
A: He wanted to get a long little doggie.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diaper once a month?
A: The instructions clearly state, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q:How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A:Say something.
Q:What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A:His partners.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A: A dog that rips your arm off, then goes for help!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
There I insulted everyone. If I forgot anyone feel free to slap yourself hard and see if you feel better.
