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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2016, 09:55:15 pm »
Thanks Pookie18 for your hard work putting this together.

In fairness, l believe the 711 reference was to a local NYFD engine company. So I was told.

http://www.snopes.com/donald-trump-7-11/

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2016, 09:57:26 pm »
Where is everyone?


@L9teen

Maybe they don't know where to look...last week it was under General Discussion & today it's under Welcome to the Briefing Room (though you did ping/mention people...)

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2016, 10:24:39 pm »
Hey this is a silliness thread. I come to mock the Orange one not to bury him. Or whatever it was Shakespeare said.

We need to get back on silliness here.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2016, 12:13:36 am »
@pookie18

Thank you. I completely lost it over the second one.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2016, 12:18:36 am »
@pookie18

Thank you. I completely lost it over the second one.

My pleasure, as ever & glad you were able to recover, @EC!

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2016, 12:22:29 am »
 :laugh:

Now - the weeks challenge:

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2016, 02:35:41 am »
Time for a late dinner:

Roy Moore's "spiritual warfare" is driving past a junior high without stopping.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #32 on: May 21, 2016, 02:53:30 am »
Forget it. I'd rather go here:

Roy Moore's "spiritual warfare" is driving past a junior high without stopping.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2016, 02:54:29 am »
Maybe here:

Roy Moore's "spiritual warfare" is driving past a junior high without stopping.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2016, 02:56:30 am »
Forget it.  Let's just make plans to go here tomorrow for lunch, then for dinner:


Roy Moore's "spiritual warfare" is driving past a junior high without stopping.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2016, 12:32:23 pm »
Here is a nice place. Take a left past Uranus and out to Memory Alpha

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2016, 01:14:07 pm »
After the diner food:

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2016, 05:30:05 pm »
I finally found the thread, @L9teen !   :dx1:  First place I SHOULD have looked...

(I'm still not that good at finding "Mentions", which would have brought me right here....)
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
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