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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« on: May 20, 2016, 09:25:47 am »
I say we go back in time.....
Work It Out
For all those born (and growing up) in the 70's and 80's
We were the last generation that learned to play in the streets, we are the first to have played video games, see cartoons in color & go to the amusement parks.We were the last to record songs from the radio on cassettes, and we are the pioneers of walkmans and chatrooms...We learned how to program the VCR before anyone else, play with the Atari, SuperNintendo & believed that the Internet would be a free world all on a 56kb modem.We traveled in cars without seatbelts, or airbags and lived without cellphones.We rode our bikes down the road without brakes, helmets or knee pads.We never had phones, but still kept in touch.We did not have Playstations, 99 TV stations, flat screens, surround sound, mp3s, IPods, computers and broadband....

But nevertheless, we had a GREAT TIME!!!
You're an 80's child if...
  • You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.
  • You wanted to be on Star Search. (Come on, we all did)
  • You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
  • You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth.
  • You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans.
  • You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once.
  • You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt.
  • You can name at least half of the members of the elite ''Brat Pack.'',
  • You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours!!!!!!
  • You know the profound meaning of ''Wax on, Wax off.''
  • You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.
  • You know that another name for a keyboard is a ''Synthesizer.''
  • You hold a special place in your heart for ''Back to the Future.''
  • You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. (Was there an 80's movie she WASN'T in?)
  • You know what ''Sike'' means.
  • You fell victim to 80's fashion: big hair, crimped, combed over to the side, and you wore spandex pants
  • You wanted to be a Goonie - (Hey, You Guyz!!)
  • You owned an extensive collection of Cabbage Patch Kids and trolls.
  • You know where to go if you ''Wanna go where everybody knows your name.''
  • You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played ''Sam'' to be.
  • You ever wore fluorescent-neon clothing...(or nail polish)
  • You could break dance, or wished you could. (I said a hip hop, The hippie, the hippie, To the hip, hip hop, and you don't stop, a rock it.....)
  • You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.(Remember Pong)
  • You know all the words to ''Ice Ice Baby''.
  • You remember MC hammer well.And even owned a pair of Hammer pants.
  • You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"
 
  • You own any cassettes.
  • You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
  • You remember and/or own any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza Hut.
  • Poltergeist freaked you out.
  • You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
  • You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
  • You wanted to communicate with some being named Cinergy.
  • You wanted to have an alien like Alf living in your house.
  • You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
  • You wore tights under shorts and felt stylish.
You ever had a Swatch Watch.

You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the care-bear stare.
You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
  • You had Wonder Woman or Superman underwear.
You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
  • You Believed that ''By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power''
You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
  • Partying ''like it's 1999'' seemed SO far away!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend, are a ''Child of the 80's.''

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2016, 09:27:48 am »
 
And......this weeks challenge is...
Bow Bow Bow - I Want Candy

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2016, 10:41:27 am »
Today is my son's

"Vote for candidates up and down the ticket who you trust to defend our freedom and to be faithful to the Constitution."
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2016, 11:32:05 am »
@EC
@Unlimited
@Wingnut
@mrpotatohead
 
By request:
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2016, 12:11:01 pm »
Thanks for the "mention" Lucky...





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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2016, 12:27:55 pm »
@EC
@Unlimited
@Wingnut
@mrpotatohead
 
By request:
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



So much good in those!.. Can't wait till next Friday!  BTW  This should be broken off and be it's own thread.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2016, 12:36:14 pm »

So much good in those!.. Can't wait till next Friday!  BTW  This should be broken off and be it's own thread.

@Wingnut

Someone had suggested that I post in THE ORIGINAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD & I thought that was a good idea. I don't really want to make it a once-per-week separate thread or to include them in the toons thread because I don't want to rub it in the faces of the Trump supporters...

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2016, 12:55:52 pm »
@Wingnut

Someone had suggested that I post in THE ORIGINAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD & I thought that was a good idea. I don't really want to make it a once-per-week separate thread or to include them in the toons thread because I don't want to rub it in the faces of the Trump supporters...

Pookie,

Absolutely hilarious!  Thank you for posting them.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2016, 01:04:32 pm »
Pookie,

Absolutely hilarious!  Thank you for posting them.

You're welcome, MPH!

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2016, 02:11:06 pm »
Thanks for the Friday Silliness, @L9teen and @pookie18 
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2016, 02:21:59 pm »
@Wingnut

Someone had suggested that I post in THE ORIGINAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD & I thought that was a good idea. I don't really want to make it a once-per-week separate thread or to include them in the toons thread because I don't want to rub it in the faces of the Trump supporters...

Ah Okay.   :laugh: Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge and Bob's your uncle on that!   :beer:

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2016, 02:29:17 pm »
Can I go home now?


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2016, 02:58:19 pm »

At first you'll probably think it's weird, but if you keep watching, I guarantee, you'll laugh.


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2016, 04:48:22 pm »
Thank you @pookie18 !

Your post reminded me...
that I am stupid!    :silly:

I heard Trump make that 7-11 remark.  At the time, I scratched my head and wondered what happened at the 7-11.  Instead of realizing he meant 9-11, I decided there must have been a 7-11 by the WTC and something happened there that I hadn't heard about.  I intended to google it later, but forgot.

You gave me a huge laugh... at MYSELF!  HA!

Thank again, Pookie.  Thoroughly enjoyed them.

My pleasure, @Unlimited!

Re the 7-11 v. 9/11, I thought I read at TOS that something actually happened at a 7-11 on 9/11, but I have no desire to go back & research it now...

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2016, 04:49:33 pm »
Thanks for the Friday Silliness, @L9teen and @pookie18

You're welcome, as always, @Polly Ticks!

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2016, 05:13:41 pm »
@pookie18 Got some funny stuff there Pookie. Was that Doonesbury in there though? That's scraping the bottom of the barrel a bit.
It's Friday so I guess we can let you off easy for that one. You'll just have to make Monday's tunes extra awesome.  :police:
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2016, 05:25:18 pm »
@pookie18 Got some funny stuff there Pookie. Was that Doonesbury in there though? That's scraping the bottom of the barrel a bit.
It's Friday so I guess we can let you off easy for that one. You'll just have to make Monday's tunes extra awesome.  :police:

Glad you liked 'em, @Idaho_Cowboy! Yeah, Doonesbury sneaked in there, but then again this was a specially requested once-a-week post...working on the regular set for Monday as I type...

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2016, 05:28:09 pm »
Completely unnecessary.  I should have realized he meant 9-11.  As for TOS, I'm not the least bit surprised.

Thanks again, Pookie.  I do enjoy your toons.

FYI @Unlimited

http://www.snopes.com/donald-trump-7-11/


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2016, 05:49:04 pm »
My pleasure, @Unlimited!

Re the 7-11 v. 9/11, I thought I read at TOS that something actually happened at a 7-11 on 9/11, but I have no desire to go back & research it now...
Thanks Pookie18 for your hard work putting this together.

In fairness, l believe the 711 reference was to a local NYFD engine company. So I was told.
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« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2016, 05:53:49 pm »
Thanks Pookie18 for your hard work putting this together.

In fairness, l believe the 711 reference was to a local NYFD engine company. So I was told.

That was the walkback spin from the Orange Faithful whose motto is:  Whatever Dumba$$ statement our Lord Trump makes, we can spin it.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2016, 05:55:15 pm »
Thanks Pookie18 for your hard work putting this together.

In fairness, l believe the 711 reference was to a local NYFD engine company. So I was told.

http://www.snopes.com/donald-trump-7-11/

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« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2016, 05:57:26 pm »
Where is everyone?


@L9teen

Maybe they don't know where to look...last week it was under General Discussion & today it's under Welcome to the Briefing Room (though you did ping/mention people...)

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2016, 06:24:39 pm »
Hey this is a silliness thread. I come to mock the Orange one not to bury him. Or whatever it was Shakespeare said.

We need to get back on silliness here.
Q:Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

A: He wanted to get a long little doggie.



Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diaper once a month?

A: The instructions clearly state, "good for up to 20 pounds".

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A:His partners.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?

A: A dog that rips your arm off, then goes for help!

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There I insulted everyone. If I forgot anyone feel free to slap yourself hard and see if you feel better.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #28 on: May 20, 2016, 08:13:36 pm »
@pookie18

Thank you. I completely lost it over the second one.
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« Reply #29 on: May 20, 2016, 08:18:36 pm »
@pookie18

Thank you. I completely lost it over the second one.

My pleasure, as ever & glad you were able to recover, @EC!

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« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2016, 08:22:29 pm »
 :laugh:

Now - the weeks challenge:

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2016, 10:35:41 pm »
Time for a late dinner:

Roy Moore's "spiritual warfare" is driving past a junior high without stopping.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2016, 10:53:30 pm »
Forget it. I'd rather go here:

Roy Moore's "spiritual warfare" is driving past a junior high without stopping.

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« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2016, 10:54:29 pm »
Maybe here:

Roy Moore's "spiritual warfare" is driving past a junior high without stopping.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #34 on: May 20, 2016, 10:56:30 pm »
Forget it.  Let's just make plans to go here tomorrow for lunch, then for dinner:


Roy Moore's "spiritual warfare" is driving past a junior high without stopping.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2016, 08:32:23 am »
Here is a nice place. Take a left past Uranus and out to Memory Alpha

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« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2016, 09:14:07 am »
After the diner food:

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 5/20/16
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2016, 01:30:05 pm »
I finally found the thread, @L9teen !   :dx1:  First place I SHOULD have looked...

(I'm still not that good at finding "Mentions", which would have brought me right here....)
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