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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #725 on: April 25, 2017, 08:36:19 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on April 25, 2017, 08:15:30 pm
Bow drill (with waxed faux sinew --no animals harmed in the making of this kit), dried grass (for tinder), and 5 lbs of genuine dried buffalo dung...in a box with a printed beadwork motif... Should be good for a couple hundred bucks.

I want. Discount????   :laugh:

Actually, I should get in on this gig--with a twist



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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #726 on: April 25, 2017, 08:43:21 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on April 25, 2017, 08:29:22 pm
Can my babe get an offer for menstrual blood jeans?  I heard it's all the rage.
That's not a joke. I could picture some older ladies buying them because they want to represent. Put them online. I bet you'll get a buyer.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #727 on: April 25, 2017, 08:52:15 pm »
Quote from: 240B on April 25, 2017, 08:43:21 pm
That's not a joke. I could picture some older ladies buying them because they want to represent. Put them online. I bet you'll get a buyer.

No Huevos.   :shrug:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #728 on: April 27, 2017, 04:34:12 pm »
More than $1,000 worth of soil reported stolen from Grass Lake florist

http://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/index.ssf/2017/04/more_than_1000_worth_of_soil_r.html#incart_2box_news_jackson

The florist is now dirt poor.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #729 on: April 27, 2017, 04:43:28 pm »
It's a common mistake. Her ex hired a P.I. and told him to stake out her business, and to bring back any dirt he could find.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #730 on: April 27, 2017, 04:57:25 pm »
Quote from: 240B on April 27, 2017, 04:43:28 pm
It's a common mistake. Her ex hired a P.I. and told him to stake out her business, and to bring back any dirt he could find.

Where's @Frank Cannon when you need him?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #731 on: April 27, 2017, 06:30:23 pm »
Police warn of possibly drunk, 'very pushy' door-to-door meat salesmen

http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2017/04/door-to-door_meat_salesmen_in.html#incart_river_home_pop

NORTHERN MICHIGAN - Michigan State Police are warning Northern Michigan residents of "scruffy" men going door-to-door trying to sell meat to residents.

MSP was contacted about two men in a small white pickup truck trying to sell meat out of the back of their pickup.

The men are described as "rough and scruffy." One has a dark complexion, is in his 50s and is heavy set. The other man is a white male with red-blond hair in his 30s with a medium build.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #732 on: April 27, 2017, 06:33:32 pm »
Quote from: Cripplecreek on April 27, 2017, 06:30:23 pm
Police warn of possibly drunk, 'very pushy' door-to-door meat salesmen

http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2017/04/door-to-door_meat_salesmen_in.html#incart_river_home_pop

NORTHERN MICHIGAN - Michigan State Police are warning Northern Michigan residents of "scruffy" men going door-to-door trying to sell meat to residents.

MSP was contacted about two men in a small white pickup truck trying to sell meat out of the back of their pickup.

The men are described as "rough and scruffy." One has a dark complexion, is in his 50s and is heavy set. The other man is a white male with red-blond hair in his 30s with a medium build.

Don't leave us hanging what kind of meat and is it any good?  :pondering:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #733 on: April 27, 2017, 06:36:47 pm »
Quote from: Idaho_Cowboy on April 27, 2017, 06:33:32 pm
Don't leave us hanging what kind of meat and is it any good?  :pondering:

What kind  "Mystery Meat."  Any good?  I'll let you know if I ever get off the crapper.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #734 on: April 27, 2017, 06:39:23 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on April 27, 2017, 06:36:47 pm
What kind  "Mystery Meat."  Any good?  I'll let you know if I ever get off the crapper.
Come on. Didn't you see the other thread? You got 12 seconds....
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #735 on: April 27, 2017, 06:39:47 pm »
Quote from: Idaho_Cowboy on April 27, 2017, 06:33:32 pm
Don't leave us hanging what kind of meat and is it any good?  :pondering:

Soylent by products.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #737 on: April 27, 2017, 07:38:54 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on April 27, 2017, 07:32:22 pm

There are only two kinds of people in this world. There are those who believe that there are only two kinds of people in the world, and there are those who don't.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #738 on: April 27, 2017, 07:41:57 pm »
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There are only two kinds of people in this world. There are those who believe that there are only two kinds of people in the world, and there are those who don't.

Which one are you?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #739 on: April 27, 2017, 07:43:20 pm »
A man tried to ride his snowmobile like a jetski over a body of water. Let's just say it didn't work out so well.

http://www.newyorkupstate.com/outdoors/2017/04/upstate_ny_man_ticketed_after_trying_to_skip_snowmobile_across_unfrozen_pond.html
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #740 on: April 27, 2017, 07:56:58 pm »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on April 27, 2017, 07:43:20 pm
A man tried to ride his snowmobile like a jetski over a body of water. Let's just say it didn't work out so well.

http://www.newyorkupstate.com/outdoors/2017/04/upstate_ny_man_ticketed_after_trying_to_skip_snowmobile_across_unfrozen_pond.html
Someone needs lessons or a better sled. :laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrIqh23h4nI
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #741 on: April 27, 2017, 08:00:10 pm »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #743 on: April 27, 2017, 08:16:48 pm »
Quote from: bigheadfred on April 27, 2017, 07:41:57 pm
Which one are you?
I voted, 'not sure'.
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #744 on: April 27, 2017, 08:20:11 pm »
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.
You. Yes you mi laddy. Come here!
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #746 on: April 27, 2017, 10:05:43 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on April 27, 2017, 08:00:10 pm
Pink Floyd fan, huh?
Which one's pink?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #748 on: April 27, 2017, 10:33:16 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on April 27, 2017, 10:13:38 pm
LOL...


Who knew!   
http://www.whichonespink.com/gigs.html

I came across an Emerson, Lake and Palmer tribute band on Bookface, "Noddy's Puncture."  Keyboard guy was really good, friends with Emerson.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #749 on: April 28, 2017, 12:00:53 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on April 27, 2017, 08:14:42 pm

When my youngest granddaughter was much younger, she had Bieber fever. I asked her what do you like and the sigh thing he did was it. I said that isn't new. I pulled up Thriller on YouTube (the music video) and showed her, and then told her he wasn't the first...
Now, about half of her 'tunes' are from the '60s and '70s and she's been singing old Patsy Cline songs lately (she has the voice for it). I consider that success.
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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