@INVAR Congratulations!
Thank you!
This was so totally unexpected with so many talented Conservatives up for this same award tonight. I am honored that with such a tough field of talent - the decision made to hand me this award must have been the toughest decision this academy had to make.
I'd like to thank the Academy of Trump for this prestigious award on this ... of all nights for awards!
Oh, there are sooo many people to thank! Uhmmmmmm - I'd like to thank the Agents of Trump here on this board; uhmmmm.... there's RiV, truth seeker, Tomsea, our resident Jaz Leftist and of course the one who recognized my talent for "dumbest person on TBR" the great ArteFufnukkin.
Uh, I'd also like to thank my sister's ex boyfriend who gambled and drank himself to an early grave, - my wife's second cousin twice removed for his endless confirmations of dumbness right before he was sent away for 15-20 and is eligible for parole in 2021,- my 1981 Prom date and of course - I-I-I- can't remember his name, but the emergency room doctor who in 1965 old my parents that I would win awards like this for eating a box of crayons.
Oh! And of course, where would we be if it weren't for the great Glued Toupee and lifelong NYC Liberal Democrat Donald J. Trump himself? It was his powerful thumbs and egomania that has given his hordes of unhinged mobs the Sight to see him as the Great Savior, and therefore open up the opportunity for so many people like us - the honors and awards they so eagerly bestow upon us tonight.
So THANK you Trump peoples! I will put the Golden TwitterThumb statue on my fireplace mantle to cherish always!