If I've gotta be deported from Texas I'm opting for Guantanamo instead of Oklahoma or Arkansas.
Now , I know you are used to the shithole of Baja Oklahoma. But us compassionate Okies are working on a visa program for you.
Reminds me of a joke... no not Austin..well not directly anyways.
A 'Bama fan, a Longhorn and a Sooner were walking the beach at Galveston..Stewart beach I think it was. Anyways they saw a old bottle half buried in the sand, even though covered in barnacles and seaweed it did so sparkle.
All three rushed it like a fumble in a National Championship game, grabbing it they rubbed it amongst themselves and a Genie emerged.
The Genie said that since all three had summoned her she would grant each one wish. The 'Bama fan went first and asked that his team would win "five national Championships in the next ten years"..."Done" said the Genie. The Horn fan stepped up and said .." Build a wall two hundred feet tall around Texas to keep out the Okies and other undesirables"..."Done".
Turning to the Sooner, the Genie asked.."What is your wish".. to which he replied... "Now fill Texas to the brim with water.".