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[Frank Cannon]

I think she is running a special this week.

I know the latex is an extra charge though.

Sold. I wonder if she takes 3rd party out of state checks?

[RoosGirl]

I hope you boys are having fun talking about "her".

[INVAR]

I hope you boys are having fun talking about "her".

Of course we are having fun talking about "her":



You would be too.

[Frank Cannon]

Of course we are having fun talking about "her":



You would be too.

Odd you got a pic of @RoosGirl because she is so private and reserved.

[RoosGirl]

Odd you got a pic of @RoosGirl because she is so private and reserved.

I wish!  I'm not near as good looking as that.

[INVAR]

Odd you got a pic of @RoosGirl because she is so private and reserved.

So you're saying she is shy and would be surprised if she knew TBR Paparazzi were also stalking her:




... Which explains why she's running out of milk in her fridge.

[Frank Cannon]

So you're saying she is shy and would be surprised if she knew TBR Paparazzi were also stalking her:




... Which explains why she's running out of milk in her fridge.

We have  Paparazzi ?

[INVAR]

We have  Paparazzi ?

Yes.    We also have door-to-door polling and pizza delivery by indicted but never convicted stalkers and former disgraced media anchors.

An improving economy creates all kinds of opportunities if one knows where to be creative.

[RoosGirl]

Gosh, you two really are having fun playing with each other.

[Frank Cannon]

Yes.    We also have door-to-door polling and pizza delivery by indicted but never convicted stalkers and former disgraced media anchors.

An improving economy creates all kinds of opportunities if one knows where to be creative.

Shit. All those responsibilities on @corbe shoulders? No wonder he is out of his mind.

[INVAR]

Gosh, you two really are having fun playing with each other.

Well we thought we were playing with you, but I guess it turns out you are just a tease.

Shit. All those responsibilities on @corbe shoulders? No wonder he is out of his mind.

Most census takers are.  But we felt this gig fit in with his experience.

[RoosGirl]

Well we thought we were playing with you, but I guess it turns out you are just a tease.


Most census takers are.  But we felt this gig fit in with his experience.

First of all, I'm not very happy with the pictures that you posted that are supposed to represent me.  Those are very handsome people with high style and it makes me feel bad about myself knowing that I could never live up to you expectations of being as cute as they are.

Second, I'm not a tease. I wasn't complaining, please continue.

[INVAR]

First of all, I'm not very happy with the pictures that you posted that are supposed to represent me.

Well second of all, I knew that first gorgeous model wasn't you - because it is well known that you are not a Ginger, but I cannot shake Frank from his fantasy. He kept muttering 'crazy bed means crazy head' or some such thing over and over in the sandbox.  I attributed it to his downing a fifth of Makers Mark, but I'm thinking that portrait of you in the nun outfit stirred up his inner demons.

Those are very handsome people with high style and it makes me feel bad about myself knowing that I could never live up to you expectations of being as cute as they are.

Oh, without question those filthy gorgeous peoples have a penchant for high style that mere morals cannot rise to achieve.  We would never expect you to live up to those standards, unless you were a member in good standing of the San Francisco Cosmetologist and Hairstylist Union.

Second, I'm not a tease. I wasn't complaining, please continue.

[Silver Pines]

@CatherineofAragon
You're a democrat who votes for liberals?!  GD you tricked me.

@RoosGirl

On my own, I couldn't have kept up the ruse.  But when the Deep State goes all out, man.  The checks are good and they provide cyber cover that's practically impenetrable.  A whiz on this forum saw through me, though.

[RoosGirl]

Well second of all, I knew that first gorgeous model wasn't you - because it is well known that you are not a Ginger, but I cannot shake Frank from his fantasy. He kept muttering 'crazy bed means crazy head' or some such thing over and over in the sandbox.  I attributed it to his downing a fifth of Makers Mark, but I'm thinking that portrait of you in the nun outfit stirred up his inner demons.

Oh, without question those filthy gorgeous peoples have a penchant for high style that mere morals cannot rise to achieve.  We would never expect you to live up to those standards, unless you were a member in good standing of the San Francisco Cosmetologist and Hairstylist Union.

Well, you've got weird ears, and the eye makeup is slightly disturbing, but what the heck.  Looks like you dress smart enough.

How exactly is it common knowledge that I am not a ginger?

[Silver Pines]

You're a Democrat who votes for liberals!

 

@jpsb

[INVAR]

Well, you've got weird ears, and the eye makeup is slightly disturbing, but what the heck.  Looks like you dress smart enough.

Of course I do.

I always have:

How exactly is it common knowledge that I am not a ginger?

Frank says he has first and third-person knowledge, and I took his word for it since he has been parked outside your place in a van, sampling dairy from your fridge for the last few weeks.

I figured he got a gander at some point.

Either that or Frank also rummaged in your garbage and found your discarded boxes of 'Nice & Easy' hair color.

[RoosGirl]

Of course I do.

I always have:




Frank says he has first and third-person knowledge, and I took his word for it since he has been parked outside your place in a van, sampling dairy from your fridge for the last few weeks.

I figured he got a gander at some point.

Either that or Frank also rummaged in your garbage and found your discarded boxes of 'Nice & Easy' hair color.

Hush your mouth, I'm only 43, I don't have to color my hair...yet.

[INVAR]

Hush your mouth, I'm only 43, I don't have to color my hair...yet.

Ahhhh.  So Frank was telling the truth then.

I'll need to listen to his sordid exploits more carefully and accept them as gospel from now on.

[jpsb]

@jpsb

LOL, you look cute in a panda suit.

[Silver Pines]

LOL, you look cute in a panda suit.

@jpsb

I can't stay mad at you for some reason and that really bothers me, lol.

[jpsb]

@jpsb

I can't stay mad at you for some reason and that really bothers me, lol.

@CatherineofAragon

Yes I know exactly how you feel.