First of all, I'm not very happy with the pictures that you posted that are supposed to represent me.
Well second of all, I knew that first gorgeous model wasn't you - because it is well known that you are not a Ginger, but I cannot shake Frank from his fantasy. He kept muttering 'crazy bed means crazy head' or some such thing over and over in the sandbox. I attributed it to his downing a fifth of Makers Mark, but I'm thinking that portrait of you in the nun outfit stirred up his inner demons.
Those are very handsome people with high style and it makes me feel bad about myself knowing that I could never live up to you expectations of being as cute as they are.
Oh, without question those filthy gorgeous peoples have a penchant for high style that mere morals cannot rise to achieve. We would never expect you to live up to those standards, unless you were a member in good standing of the San Francisco Cosmetologist and Hairstylist Union.
Second, I'm not a tease. I wasn't complaining, please continue.