You know back then....When Jack pushed us off our chair, we sure did bounce a hellofalot better when we hit the floor. :)
That wasn't my experience at all.
After taking part in the MANLY consumption of God's greatest creation, I decided to engage in the MANLY tradition of camraderie at the trough across the bar with other MANLY MEN who likewise had partaken in the Manly pursuits.
As I arose to stand shoulder to shoulder in brotherhood with other likeminded MEN,
That rat B....ard Daniels blindsided me. Clearly he's a third wave intersectional feminist.