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Re: The Tables Down at Mory's
« Reply #1500 on: March 26, 2016, 11:25:34 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1501 on: March 26, 2016, 11:29:37 pm »
Nice, DC.  I was feeling left out.

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« Reply #1502 on: March 26, 2016, 11:34:15 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1503 on: March 26, 2016, 11:48:18 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1504 on: March 26, 2016, 11:52:58 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1505 on: March 26, 2016, 11:55:46 pm »
Nice, DC.  I was feeling left out.

LOL!    :beer:
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1507 on: March 27, 2016, 12:26:17 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1508 on: March 27, 2016, 08:47:02 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1509 on: March 28, 2016, 12:41:40 pm »
Don't tread on me.   8888madkitty

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« Reply #1510 on: March 29, 2016, 06:22:31 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1513 on: March 29, 2016, 11:18:59 pm »
Just STOP and WATCH!!!  I promise!!  I PROMISE!!  Watch!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Yf_ErkN_s
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« Reply #1515 on: March 30, 2016, 03:34:03 pm »
Just STOP and WATCH!!!  I promise!!  I PROMISE!!  Watch!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Yf_ErkN_s

That's some talent!

And that judge is hot beyond belief.
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« Reply #1516 on: March 30, 2016, 04:17:44 pm »
Just STOP and WATCH!!!  I promise!!  I PROMISE!!  Watch!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Yf_ErkN_s

Wow!   Thanks.   LOL!

"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1517 on: March 30, 2016, 04:58:59 pm »

And that judge is hot beyond belief.

Umm... I didn't notice.  I'll have to go back and check.  :smokin:
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« Reply #1518 on: March 30, 2016, 05:03:44 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaKmKNgo35A

Check out this version of Ain't no Sunshine........
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1519 on: March 30, 2016, 05:09:22 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyS2b-BN80E

Beautiful redhead ahead.....   :laugh:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1520 on: March 30, 2016, 05:19:12 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1521 on: March 30, 2016, 05:35:05 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1522 on: March 30, 2016, 07:31:55 pm »
That's some talent!

And that judge is hot beyond belief.

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« Reply #1523 on: March 31, 2016, 11:05:17 pm »
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« Reply #1524 on: April 02, 2016, 02:29:39 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Last Edit: April 02, 2016, 05:41:38 pm by Lando Lincoln »
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« Reply #1526 on: April 02, 2016, 06:13:35 pm »
LOL!

I agree that the judge in the initial video was HOT. 

The girl Edume in these videos?  Not so much.   By the time I got to Painkiller, I was hoping for one, myself.     :laugh:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1527 on: April 03, 2016, 11:00:54 pm »
Damn... just damn.

So many memories of my misspent youth are tied to this man's music.

R.I,P. Gato.

One more tango.

One last tango.

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« Reply #1528 on: April 06, 2016, 09:35:07 am »
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« Reply #1529 on: April 10, 2016, 09:11:54 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1530 on: April 10, 2016, 09:15:09 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1531 on: April 14, 2016, 03:50:33 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1533 on: April 14, 2016, 03:57:42 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1534 on: April 14, 2016, 09:18:42 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1535 on: April 14, 2016, 09:21:53 pm »
Hall and Oates don't get the credit they deserve.

Tell me about it! 

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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1536 on: April 14, 2016, 09:32:42 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1srD11OQVA

I saw him in D.C. some years ago.   
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1537 on: April 14, 2016, 09:36:37 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8NN4fpdm40

This is an incredible performance.

Her sadness comes through perfectly.

It's a very sexy video.  btw......   :laugh:
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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1538 on: April 14, 2016, 09:43:55 pm »
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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1539 on: April 14, 2016, 10:55:04 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1540 on: April 14, 2016, 11:01:49 pm »
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« Reply #1541 on: April 14, 2016, 11:03:35 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnK-ajTE4ic

Love the song and love the violin.    :beer:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1542 on: April 15, 2016, 08:54:29 pm »
Anyone know why that happens?

Happened to me once before, years ago, and IIRC, you can backspace delete 'something'.  I'll look into it.

In the meantime, maybe unplug your modem  clear your cache and do a hard reboot?  LOL
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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1543 on: April 15, 2016, 09:16:51 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGZDaRHCmGE


'A Thousand Kisses Deep'

'Cinema Paradiso'

'When I Fall In Love'

'Time To Say Goodbye'

'Someone To Watch Over Me'
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1544 on: April 15, 2016, 09:22:03 pm »
featured tonight:

Iceberg with Tomatoes, Blue Cheese, and Bacon



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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1545 on: April 15, 2016, 09:37:25 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lptI5Fy5wEo

The Phat Cat Players....on this terrific Friday night.
 

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The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1546 on: April 16, 2016, 12:38:22 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyS2b-BN80E

beautiful slide show video.....   :beer:
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1547 on: April 16, 2016, 12:51:13 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbXd7ZiLomM


Come on!!!  Get up off the couch and dance!       :beer:    Great tune!   
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1548 on: April 16, 2016, 01:01:56 am »
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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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« Reply #1549 on: April 16, 2016, 01:16:41 am »
« Last Edit: April 17, 2016, 03:27:26 pm by DCPatriot »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

The idea that somebody looked at a purple onion and called it a red onion really bothers me.   

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald