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Man tries to shoot people over argument about how many eggs chickens lay
« on: November 08, 2025, 08:41:51 am »

Man tries to shoot people over argument about how many eggs chickens lay
Story by Jenna Sundel • 21h

A Florida man allegedly fired a handgun at several people following an argument about how many eggs chickens can lay.

The Port St. Lucie Police Department said in a media release sent to Newsweek that 44-year-old Peter Riera was taken into custody on multiple charges after firing shots at three people outside Harper’s Pub in Port St. Lucie on Tuesday. None were hit by the bullets.
 
“I can confirm that an argument between the 3 victims and the Mr. Riera stemmed from a conversation about how many eggs a chicken can lay as Mr. Riera claimed to be a farmer who raised chickens.,” Port St. Lucie Police Master Sergeant and Public Information Officer Dominick Mesiti told Newsweek.

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Re: Man tries to shoot people over argument about how many eggs chickens lay
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2025, 05:09:00 pm »
I wonder what made young Peter fly the coop and fancy himself as an eggsterminator...
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Re: Man tries to shoot people over argument about how many eggs chickens lay
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2025, 05:21:21 pm »
Stop the insanity!!!!
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Re: Man tries to shoot people over argument about how many eggs chickens lay
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2025, 06:30:05 pm »
The Obvious answer: One at a time.

The question is which came first...
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Re: Man tries to shoot people over argument about how many eggs chickens lay
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2025, 05:08:11 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on November 08, 2025, 06:30:05 pm
The Obvious answer: One at a time.

The question is which came first...

Or why do they cross the road.
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Re: Man tries to shoot people over argument about how many eggs chickens lay
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2025, 07:55:13 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on November 09, 2025, 05:08:11 am
Or why do they cross the road.
Well, eggs run down hill...
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Re: Man tries to shoot people over argument about how many eggs chickens lay
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2025, 10:12:28 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on November 09, 2025, 07:55:13 am
Well, eggs run down hill...

I hate runny eggs.
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Re: Man tries to shoot people over argument about how many eggs chickens lay
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2025, 10:54:12 am »
So many unanswered questions.
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Re: Man tries to shoot people over argument about how many eggs chickens lay
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2025, 12:56:35 pm »
Answer: About one a day in their prime in late-Spring to early-Fall ... Egg production usually drops in Wintertime (unless in controlled environments with artificial lighting)...

Ducks, about one every other day (sometimes more frequent)...
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Re: Man tries to shoot people over argument about how many eggs chickens lay
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2025, 01:35:11 pm »
Quote from: Sighlass on November 09, 2025, 12:56:35 pm
Answer: About one a day in their prime in late-Spring to early-Fall ... Egg production usually drops in Wintertime (unless in controlled environments with artificial lighting)...

Ducks, about one every other day (sometimes more frequent)...
My parents had friends that owned an egg ranch and used to visit when I was a little kid, it was to me, disgusting. It was smelly, especially all the chicken sh*t, also seeing all the chickens he was ‘rejuvenating’ by plucking out most of their feathers was disquieting😱
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Re: Man tries to shoot people over argument about how many eggs chickens lay
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2025, 01:36:52 pm »
Quote from: GtHawk on November 09, 2025, 01:35:11 pm
My parents had friends that owned an egg ranch and used to visit when I was a little kid, it was to me, disgusting. It was smelly, especially all the chicken sh*t, also seeing all the chickens he was ‘rejuvenating’ by plucking out most of their feathers was disquieting😱
All I can say is, stay away from sausage makers. :whistle:
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