Said tongue in cheek I'm sure. Not a bad idea, though. And don't let them vote for at least 5 years. (Yeah I know that's not legal)
Also remind them how hot it is in the summer and how brutally cold it can be in the winter. Not much snow...but ice storms. I know you
think you can drive on it, but you really can't.
Also remind them that there are really, really big venomous snakes. Even the "safe" ones are scary. And bugs!! Lots and lots of bugs. It's a constant battle to keep them out of the house. AAAND...in the yard...chiggers. You really haven't lived until you get a good case of chiggers.
I could go on, but won't. Just think before you come here. Signed, The Redneck.