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HEALTH What is the ‘Goldilocks’ zone of pooping?
« on: July 18, 2024, 06:45:44 pm »


Time to toot your own horn.

If you’re pooping once or twice a day, congratulations, you’re in the bowel movement “Goldilocks” zone.

Researchers from the Institute for Systems Biology say a fiber-rich diet, adequate hydration and regular exercise are key to hitting that scat sweet spot. How often you poop can influence your health now and in the future.

The study, published Tuesday in Cell Reports Medicine, finds that younger people, women and those with a lower body mass index tend to have less frequent bowel movements.

Researchers analyzed data from more than 1,400 healthy adults who volunteered their information via the consumer wellness company Arivale.


More at:
https://nypost.com/2024/07/16/lifestyle/how-to-reach-goldilocks-zone-of-pooping-once-or-twice-a-day/
« Last Edit: July 18, 2024, 07:01:19 pm by Wingnut »
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Re: HEALTH What is the ‘Goldilocks’ zone of pooping?
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2024, 06:54:14 pm »
 :im waiting:
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Re: HEALTH What is the ‘Goldilocks’ zone of pooping?
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2024, 07:00:55 pm »
Oh Shit forgot the link.  Updated above.
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Re: HEALTH What is the ‘Goldilocks’ zone of pooping?
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2024, 07:02:32 pm »
:im waiting:
Were you expecting the famous...
Ryans Steakhouse story? :smokin: :smokin:
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Re: HEALTH What is the ‘Goldilocks’ zone of pooping?
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2024, 07:37:17 pm »
Great, another shit thread!

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Re: HEALTH What is the ‘Goldilocks’ zone of pooping?
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2024, 08:49:28 pm »
Is this a measure of digestive function or just plain ol' anal retentiveness?
Seems like output should be related to input at some point.
Go when you need to, and everything will come out all right.
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Re: HEALTH What is the ‘Goldilocks’ zone of pooping?
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2024, 09:07:35 pm »
I think this article is full of shit.

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Re: HEALTH What is the ‘Goldilocks’ zone of pooping?
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2024, 09:34:35 pm »
I think this article is full of shit.
:silly:

It'll pass...
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Re: HEALTH What is the ‘Goldilocks’ zone of pooping?
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2024, 10:13:06 pm »
:silly:

It'll pass...
Would that be a soft or hard pass :whistle: