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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2024
« Reply #675 on: June 18, 2024, 07:12:32 pm »
So that's it then!? You are just going to throw it all away like that?
I knew I should not have got involved in this (whatever 'this' is), but I could not help it.
Now, once again, I have been thrown out like so much garbage!
I am NOT garbage! You are garbage! But ... my feelings for you will never change.
I'm sorry ...

My father was a real hard ass!!  He would NEVER read the instructions.

He would just open the box and dump the contents on the table or floor and say, "We'll just figure this out".

He used to throw me into the pool, just to practice CPR!    :rolling:  :silly:

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2024
« Reply #676 on: June 18, 2024, 07:16:05 pm »
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So that's it then!? You are just going to throw it all away like that?
I knew I should not have got involved in this (whatever 'this' is), but I could not help it.
Now, once again, I have been thrown out like so much garbage!
I am NOT garbage! You are garbage! But ... my feelings for you will never change.
I'm sorry ...

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2024
« Reply #677 on: June 18, 2024, 07:19:10 pm »
It looks like the driver ate some it. This is a real thing.
Some delivery drivers will eat part of the delivery and then hide it in some way.
No better way to hide eating some of it than to wreck the whole thing.
I count 8 slices, and that's the standard pizza cut.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2024
« Reply #678 on: June 18, 2024, 07:40:40 pm »
I count 8 slices, and that's the standard pizza cut.
That is kind of my point.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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« Reply #679 on: June 18, 2024, 07:50:57 pm »
That is kind of my point.
During COVID, I delivered food (4500 deliveries), because the drilling end of the oil patch here had come to a standstill (first time the rig count hit zero since the 50s, when oil was discovered here), and before and after COVID I did wellsite work.

I had an occasion to slam on the brakes to avoid hitting some idiot that could not understand that right turn on red meant when the way was clear of oncoming traffic (namely, me).
 
That's pretty much what the pizzas looked like when the delivery bag hit the back seat and ended up on end on the floor. They were still in the boxes, but mostly in one end of the box.
If all 8 slices were there, the distortion is likely due to either sudden deceleration or just being dropped on end.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2024
« Reply #680 on: June 19, 2024, 08:12:50 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2024
« Reply #681 on: June 19, 2024, 12:52:43 pm »

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« Reply #684 on: June 20, 2024, 11:37:44 am »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2024
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2024
« Reply #686 on: June 20, 2024, 12:12:31 pm »

:pondering: I wonder where I can get one of those :silly: :silly: :silly:

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2024
« Reply #687 on: June 20, 2024, 12:40:11 pm »
:pondering: I wonder where I can get one of those :silly: :silly: :silly:
You and me, both. Although the pup does a great job of keeping stray salesmen and such away, and really intimidates anyone who has nefarious intent.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2024
« Reply #688 on: June 20, 2024, 12:55:29 pm »

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« Reply #691 on: June 20, 2024, 11:00:05 pm »
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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« Reply #695 on: June 21, 2024, 01:30:42 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2024
« Reply #697 on: June 21, 2024, 07:55:04 pm »


And this stuff doesn't make you skinny either.

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« Reply #698 on: June 22, 2024, 01:28:36 am »


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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2024
« Reply #699 on: June 22, 2024, 06:16:06 am »
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Is that available for purchase? If it is, I have got to get that

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