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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #875 on: February 10, 2023, 05:11:03 pm »

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« Reply #876 on: February 10, 2023, 05:32:00 pm »


@Slide Rule

I started to groan and reached to massage my back,just from spotting that photo.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #880 on: February 10, 2023, 09:14:03 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #881 on: February 10, 2023, 09:28:08 pm »
@Slide Rule

I started to groan and reached to massage my back, just from spotting that photo.


I worked at an electric utility.

One night we had an outage which was caused by an employee of a customer.

They are in the metal reclaiming business.

The man was operating a crane with a giant electro magnet. The crane was motorized
on a rail track. The operator was sorting metal.

He was dropping the electro magnet which weighed about a ton chasing a rabbit.
He dropped the magnet and the rabbit scurried for its life.

He was moving down the track while he was dropping the magnet.

The crane was extended while it was moving which caused an issue.

He ran the crane into a high voltage line and zapped the crane.
Remarkably the operator was not hurt. There were weld marks on the track
in strips as the transmission line tried to reclose and tripped again.
He was going quite fast.

Next day at our staff meeting our Transmission manager reported what
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #882 on: February 10, 2023, 09:30:23 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #883 on: February 10, 2023, 09:38:47 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #884 on: February 10, 2023, 09:42:04 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #885 on: February 11, 2023, 08:38:18 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #886 on: February 11, 2023, 11:21:50 am »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #887 on: February 11, 2023, 11:25:55 am »

LOLOLOL!  I'll never forget that a Dr. friend of mine gave his wife a hammer for Christmas one year.  He really didn't mean anything by it, since she loved building things.  She didn't take the gift very well at all...she was furious.  He never made that mistake again...lol.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #888 on: February 11, 2023, 11:43:07 am »
LOLOLOL!  I'll never forget that a Dr. friend of mine gave his wife a hammer for Christmas one year.  He really didn't mean anything by it, since she loved building things.  She didn't take the gift very well at all...she was furious.  He never made that mistake again...lol.
Bought my wife 2 sets of clothes for her birthday. It freaked her out. She did not take it well. Never buy a woman clothes. They take that stuff very personally. A fur coat is as far as a man should go in terms of dressing a woman.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #889 on: February 11, 2023, 11:48:13 am »
Bought my wife 2 sets of clothes for her birthday. It freaked her out. She did not take it well. Never buy a woman clothes. They take that stuff very personally. A fur coat is as far as a man should go in terms of dressing a woman.

I have always had good fortune buying clothing for women. The secret is to understand that anything you buy is not going to be to her tastes, but that is rendered moot if you buy it a few sizes too small... Then she gets to return it without excuses, and she finds your image of her to be flattering... Which is the true gift.  happy77

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #890 on: February 11, 2023, 11:49:32 am »
Jewelry OTOH, is always a crap-shoot, and one I always lose.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #891 on: February 11, 2023, 11:57:03 am »
Jewelry OTOH, is always a crap-shoot, and one I always lose.

I'll use the baseball metaphor of if you get a hit 30% of the time, you'll make the HOF. 

Pretty much the same for spousal gifts.....    :cool:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #892 on: February 11, 2023, 12:00:59 pm »
I have always had good fortune buying clothing for women. The secret is to understand that anything you buy is not going to be to her tastes, but that is rendered moot if you buy it a few sizes too small... Then she gets to return it without excuses, and she finds your image of her to be flattering... Which is the true gift.  happy77

I learned the hard way about buying clothes for your wife almost 40 years ago.  For pretty much the reasons you stated. 

"You really think I am a Size "X"?  That scream resonates from that long ago.   Woof Woof....   Call Me Pavlov's pup. 

IMO....It's a lose-lose.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #893 on: February 11, 2023, 12:06:25 pm »
I learned the hard way about buying clothes for your wife almost 40 years ago.  For pretty much the reasons you stated. 

"You really think I am a Size "X"?  That scream resonates from that long ago.   Woof Woof....   Call Me Pavlov's pup. 

IMO....It's a lose-lose.

works like a charm for me. Just pick the hottest, tightest employee at the chick store, and say, "She's brunette, and about your size... " and the rest just follows.  :shrug:

works every time.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #894 on: February 11, 2023, 12:08:26 pm »
I'll use the baseball metaphor of if you get a hit 30% of the time, you'll make the HOF. 

Pretty much the same for spousal gifts.....    :cool:

Jewelry just ain't my bag. I never get it right. Even limited to turquoise and silver (which would be the preference of any gal I would tend toward), I will fail to bring home the right thing... every time.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #895 on: February 11, 2023, 12:08:35 pm »
works like a charm for me. Just pick the hottest, tightest employee at the chick store, and say, "She's brunette, and about your size... " and the rest just follows.  :shrug:

works every time.

You are pretty lucky.  Bling's a safer bet in my world.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #896 on: February 11, 2023, 12:12:38 pm »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #897 on: February 11, 2023, 12:29:57 pm »
I have always had good fortune buying clothing for women. The secret is to understand that anything you buy is not going to be to her tastes, but that is rendered moot if you buy it a few sizes too small... Then she gets to return it without excuses, and she finds your image of her to be flattering... Which is the true gift.  happy77

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #898 on: February 11, 2023, 01:09:35 pm »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #899 on: February 11, 2023, 01:13:02 pm »
Jewelry OTOH, is always a crap-shoot, and one I always lose.
Been lucky there, my wife loves Opals so as long as one is diligent and doesn't buy the POS shaved layer of Opal stuff it's OK.