Author Topic: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023 (Read 476612 times)

oldno7 · « **Reply #965 on:** 04:29 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on 04:25 am

Are they assuming potential offenders gender?

Slide Rule · « **Reply #966 on:** 04:32 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #967 on:** 05:14 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #968 on:** 05:36 am »

240B · « **Reply #969 on:** 07:29 am »

Why will McDonald’s remain popular with women? It’s got a big D.

Funny

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #970 on:** 10:35 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on 03:52 am

Little pitchers have big ears,,,

Kamaji · « **Reply #971 on:** 01:02 pm »

240B · « **Reply #972 on:** 01:50 pm »

Fun way to piss off every neighbor within 100 yards of your house.

Kamaji · « **Reply #973 on:** 01:53 pm »

240B · « **Reply #974 on:** 03:42 pm »

240B · « **Reply #975 on:** 06:55 pm »

240B · « **Reply #976 on:** 08:15 pm »

Happened to me. Had a GF in Chicago with a problem.
Every time I came to be with her it was with a bottle of Pinot Grigio, or else I had to turn around and go get it.

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #977 on:** 08:25 pm »

Quote from: 240B on 08:15 pm

Happened to me. Had a GF in Chicago with a problem.
Every time I came to be with her it was with a bottle of Pinot Grigio, or else I had to turn around and go get it.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker...

Kamaji · « **Reply #978 on:** 03:58 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #979 on:** 04:01 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #980 on:** 04:02 am »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #981 on:** 04:45 am »

Right_in_Virginia · « **Reply #982 on:** 05:26 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #983 on:** 07:27 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #984 on:** 07:30 am »

240B · « **Reply #985 on:** 07:49 am »

Quote from: 240B on 08:15 pm

Happened to me. Had a GF in Chicago with a problem.
Every time I came to be with her it was with a bottle of Pinot Grigio, or else I had to turn around and go get it.

If I had come with candy and flowers, she would have hit me over the head with them. This is true life.
Candy and flowers are just fluff. But wine, was something to settle her down and keep her going.
Candy and flowers are for courting. This woman had no interest in being 'courted' anyone.
She knew why I was there. I knew why I was there. No need for pretending with half measures from 1950.

Kamaji · « **Reply #986 on:** 09:55 am »

That is one of the most irksome things about cyclists around here.

Kamaji · « **Reply #987 on:** 09:57 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #988 on:** 09:58 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #989 on:** 10:00 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #990 on:** 10:03 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #991 on:** 10:03 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #992 on:** 10:15 am »

240B · « **Reply #993 on:** 11:42 am »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0m4rcx0of4

berdie · « **Reply #994 on:** 11:55 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on 09:55 am

That is one of the most irksome things about cyclists around here.

That is the truth!

240B · « **Reply #995 on:** 12:11 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LtjzQaFZ3k

catfish1957 · « **Reply #996 on:** 12:13 pm »

Quote from: 240B on 12:11 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LtjzQaFZ3k

To really have truth in advertising, I think we would be amiss to mention that Hump Day does have a different meaning for the VPOTUS office.

sneakypete · « **Reply #997 on:** 01:20 pm »

Quote from: Kamaji on 07:27 am

@Kamaji

That has ALWAYS got me steamed. If the freaking software KNOWS that was my password,WTH didn't they just accept it and sign me in?

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #998 on:** 02:34 pm »

Quote from: sneakypete on 01:20 pm

@Kamaji

That has ALWAYS got me steamed. If the freaking software KNOWS that was my password,WTH didn't they just accept it and sign me in?

Usually, about the time I am ready to use the machine to test 'pattern' a shotgun....I find the 'cap lock' key on.

GtHawk · « **Reply #999 on:** 03:30 pm »

Quote from: roamer_1 on 05:41 pm

Ain't seen a tranny in my life.
Though there was a chick named Pat, that I ain't so sure one way or the other...

I had never seen a tranny either, except for in my cars drivetrain, then in 1998 I was working at UCLA where our company was hired to complete the punch list of a fired contractor. We were warned by the superintendent that there was a 'person' named Patricia that was the universities assistant maintenance supervisor and we were not supposed to stare or say a damn thing about 'her' going in the ladies room. 'IT' was ugly! Even as a man IT was ugly and we all made damn sure we were never in the same place as 'Patricia' for the next four months. While I had never seen one before and few over the years since, up until the last few and suddenly they are everywhere. What happened some sort of cosmic fart that suddenly cxreated all these freaks?