Author Topic: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023 (Read 242039 times)

240B · « **Reply #976 on:** February 15, 2023, 12:15:56 am »

Happened to me. Had a GF in Chicago with a problem.
Every time I came to be with her it was with a bottle of Pinot Grigio, or else I had to turn around and go get it.

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #977 on:** February 15, 2023, 12:25:16 am »

Quote from: 240B on February 15, 2023, 12:15:56 am

Happened to me. Had a GF in Chicago with a problem.
Every time I came to be with her it was with a bottle of Pinot Grigio, or else I had to turn around and go get it.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker...

Kamaji · « **Reply #978 on:** February 15, 2023, 07:58:48 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #979 on:** February 15, 2023, 08:01:35 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #980 on:** February 15, 2023, 08:02:26 am »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #981 on:** February 15, 2023, 08:45:58 am »

Right_in_Virginia · « **Reply #982 on:** February 15, 2023, 09:26:33 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #983 on:** February 15, 2023, 11:27:21 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #984 on:** February 15, 2023, 11:30:10 am »

240B · « **Reply #985 on:** February 15, 2023, 11:49:05 am »

Quote from: 240B on February 15, 2023, 12:15:56 am

Happened to me. Had a GF in Chicago with a problem.
Every time I came to be with her it was with a bottle of Pinot Grigio, or else I had to turn around and go get it.

If I had come with candy and flowers, she would have hit me over the head with them. This is true life.
Candy and flowers are just fluff. But wine, was something to settle her down and keep her going.
Candy and flowers are for courting. This woman had no interest in being 'courted' anyone.
She knew why I was there. I knew why I was there. No need for pretending with half measures from 1950.

Kamaji · « **Reply #986 on:** February 15, 2023, 01:55:21 pm »

That is one of the most irksome things about cyclists around here.

Kamaji · « **Reply #987 on:** February 15, 2023, 01:57:39 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #988 on:** February 15, 2023, 01:58:28 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #989 on:** February 15, 2023, 02:00:40 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #990 on:** February 15, 2023, 02:03:10 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #991 on:** February 15, 2023, 02:03:29 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #992 on:** February 15, 2023, 02:15:24 pm »

240B · « **Reply #993 on:** February 15, 2023, 03:42:32 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0m4rcx0of4

berdie · « **Reply #994 on:** February 15, 2023, 03:55:22 pm »

Quote from: Kamaji on February 15, 2023, 01:55:21 pm

That is one of the most irksome things about cyclists around here.

That is the truth!

240B · « **Reply #995 on:** February 15, 2023, 04:11:34 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LtjzQaFZ3k

catfish1957 · « **Reply #996 on:** February 15, 2023, 04:13:46 pm »

Quote from: 240B on February 15, 2023, 04:11:34 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LtjzQaFZ3k

To really have truth in advertising, I think we would be amiss to mention that Hump Day does have a different meaning for the VPOTUS office.

sneakypete · « **Reply #997 on:** February 15, 2023, 05:20:19 pm »

Quote from: Kamaji on February 15, 2023, 11:27:21 am

@Kamaji

That has ALWAYS got me steamed. If the freaking software KNOWS that was my password,WTH didn't they just accept it and sign me in?

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #998 on:** February 15, 2023, 06:34:51 pm »

Quote from: sneakypete on February 15, 2023, 05:20:19 pm

@Kamaji

That has ALWAYS got me steamed. If the freaking software KNOWS that was my password,WTH didn't they just accept it and sign me in?

Usually, about the time I am ready to use the machine to test 'pattern' a shotgun....I find the 'cap lock' key on.

GtHawk · « **Reply #999 on:** February 15, 2023, 07:30:33 pm »

Quote from: roamer_1 on February 12, 2023, 09:41:16 pm

Ain't seen a tranny in my life.
Though there was a chick named Pat, that I ain't so sure one way or the other...

I had never seen a tranny either, except for in my cars drivetrain, then in 1998 I was working at UCLA where our company was hired to complete the punch list of a fired contractor. We were warned by the superintendent that there was a 'person' named Patricia that was the universities assistant maintenance supervisor and we were not supposed to stare or say a damn thing about 'her' going in the ladies room. 'IT' was ugly! Even as a man IT was ugly and we all made damn sure we were never in the same place as 'Patricia' for the next four months. While I had never seen one before and few over the years since, up until the last few and suddenly they are everywhere. What happened some sort of cosmic fart that suddenly cxreated all these freaks?