As Frank Zappa said, "The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe. "
"It doesn't, and you can't!
I won't, and it don't!
It hasn't, it isn't, it even ain't
And it shouldn't
It couldn't!"
He told me "No no no!"
I told him "Yes yes yes"!
I said: "I do it all the time;
Ain't this boogie a mess!"