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Offline libertybele

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #475 on: September 05, 2021, 10:04:47 pm »
Riddle:

How do you get an elephant onto a subway???


Hint--  you take the 's' out of sub and the 'f' out of way

 :rolling:

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #476 on: September 06, 2021, 05:01:01 pm »
So ... no one tried to answer the riddle? 
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #477 on: September 06, 2021, 05:05:17 pm »
   I gave it a couple of moments @libertybele but the ol Lady left a big bag of pot when she departed and I just knew it was above my paygrade.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #478 on: September 06, 2021, 05:09:19 pm »
Quote from: corbe on September 06, 2021, 05:05:17 pm
   I gave it a couple of moments @libertybele but the ol Lady left a big bag of pot when she departed and I just knew it was above my paygrade.

@corbe the 'hint' again ...

Take the 's' out of 'sub' and the 'f' out of 'way'   It'll click.  My daughter called me late last night with this riddle ... in my brain fog I got. I though it was hilarious.

I think it'll be funnier smokin' some of that pot, no doubt!
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #479 on: September 06, 2021, 05:12:55 pm »
I'm not getting it.  But then I didn't get the Crenshaw pun either.


Speaking of puns, why is it that kleptomaniacs don't get puns?

















Because they take everything literally.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #480 on: September 06, 2021, 05:33:49 pm »
Quote from: Hoodat on September 06, 2021, 05:12:55 pm
I'm not getting it.  But then I didn't get the Crenshaw pun either.


Speaking of puns, why is it that kleptomaniacs don't get puns?

because they take everything literally.
Once again --

Riddle --

How do you get an elephant onto a subway?

Take the 's' out of the word 'sub' and the 'f' out of the word way .....  :rolling:



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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #481 on: September 06, 2021, 05:37:17 pm »
   But there is no 'f' in way.   333cleo
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #482 on: September 06, 2021, 05:40:40 pm »
Quote from: corbe on September 06, 2021, 05:37:17 pm
   But there is no 'f' in way.   333cleo

You go it!!  I thought it was hilarious!!  :laugh:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #483 on: September 06, 2021, 06:15:08 pm »
Quote from: libertybele on September 06, 2021, 05:40:40 pm
You go it!!  I thought it was hilarious!!  :laugh:

May God have mercy on your soul for that.....

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #484 on: September 06, 2021, 06:26:07 pm »
    You NoN Stoners are all alike. Getting cheap thrills trying to ridicule the Lifestyle of us Stoners.
    I'm not going to stand for it, what were we talking about?
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #485 on: September 06, 2021, 06:28:00 pm »
Quote from: corbe on September 06, 2021, 06:26:07 pm
    You NoN Stoners are all alike. Getting cheap thrills trying to ridicule the Lifestyle of us Stoners.
    I'm not going to stand for it, what were we talking about?

Looook at the fiiiiirre pit, Mon!

What?

What??
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #486 on: September 06, 2021, 06:56:20 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on September 06, 2021, 06:15:08 pm
May God have mercy on your soul for that.....

 wink777

 :laugh:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #487 on: September 06, 2021, 09:27:21 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on September 06, 2021, 06:15:08 pm
May God have mercy on your soul for that.....

 wink777

I certainly feel dumber.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #488 on: September 08, 2021, 05:09:59 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #489 on: September 08, 2021, 05:27:07 pm »
Quote from: libertybele on September 05, 2021, 10:04:47 pm
Riddle:

How do you get an elephant onto a subway???


Hint--  you take the 's' out of sub and the 'f' out of way

 :rolling:

There is an f'in way, a chainsaw.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #490 on: September 08, 2021, 06:00:24 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #491 on: September 08, 2021, 07:24:48 pm »
Animal House LOL...
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #492 on: September 08, 2021, 07:44:14 pm »
Quote from: Hoodat on September 06, 2021, 09:27:21 pm
I certainly feel dumber.

The humor is there ....  :shrug:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #493 on: September 10, 2021, 07:39:01 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #494 on: September 10, 2021, 09:17:37 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #495 on: September 10, 2021, 12:22:11 pm »
Quote from: 240B on September 10, 2021, 07:39:01 am

C'mon man! Just look for the birds circling overhead...
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #496 on: September 10, 2021, 04:04:16 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #497 on: September 12, 2021, 01:04:10 pm »
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« Reply #498 on: September 12, 2021, 01:56:28 pm »
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« Reply #499 on: September 12, 2021, 02:09:44 pm »
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