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« Reply #400 on: May 22, 2021, 01:33:36 pm »
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« Reply #401 on: May 22, 2021, 09:58:23 pm »
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« Reply #406 on: May 23, 2021, 07:46:20 am »
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« Reply #408 on: May 23, 2021, 08:28:55 pm »
Quote from: Hoodat on May 23, 2021, 05:31:11 pm

Dammit! I forgot the waffles. (Does that mean I won't encounter any nude sunbathers?)
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« Reply #409 on: May 24, 2021, 08:14:48 am »
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Gotta admit it took me a second.
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« Reply #411 on: May 24, 2021, 09:28:16 pm »
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That is some funny shit right there.
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« Reply #412 on: May 24, 2021, 11:59:24 pm »


   It's a painful story and I won't elaborate.
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« Reply #413 on: May 25, 2021, 12:19:41 am »
   All the Nurses who worked on me last night.


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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #414 on: May 25, 2021, 09:59:16 am »
Quote from: corbe on May 25, 2021, 12:19:41 am
   All the Nurses who worked on me last night.




That musta sucked....
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« Reply #418 on: May 28, 2021, 12:54:33 am »
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« Reply #421 on: May 28, 2021, 08:21:47 pm »
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Wonder how they do in gator country?
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« Reply #422 on: May 28, 2021, 09:57:22 pm »
You could easily wake up half way down a waterfall.
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« Reply #423 on: May 29, 2021, 04:19:20 pm »

Does anybody know the street value of 40 grams of wood these days?
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« Reply #424 on: May 30, 2021, 02:47:27 pm »
   Quite a few hilarious Briefers, Should our collective Humour be excluded to just Members? 
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« Reply #425 on: May 30, 2021, 02:56:42 pm »
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   Quite a few hilarious Briefers, Should our collective Humour be excluded to just Members?
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« Reply #426 on: May 30, 2021, 03:15:27 pm »
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Old-fashioned tomfoolery can get dicey at times....
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« Reply #427 on: May 30, 2021, 03:24:41 pm »
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Old-fashioned tomfoolery can get dicey at times....

   That it does @Cyber Liberty
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« Reply #428 on: May 31, 2021, 04:33:09 pm »


It is a lamp, in a hotel room.
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« Reply #429 on: May 31, 2021, 04:34:09 pm »
Here is another view of it.

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« Reply #430 on: May 31, 2021, 05:57:01 pm »
   Had to be created by a gay guy or a very horny woman. @240B
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« Reply #434 on: June 09, 2021, 12:06:44 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on May 30, 2021, 03:15:27 pm
Old-fashioned tomfoolery can get dicey at times....

This was a popular thread ... why is it moved to its final resting place? @Cyber Liberty
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« Reply #435 on: June 09, 2021, 12:13:31 pm »
Quote from: Right_in_Virginia on June 09, 2021, 12:06:44 pm
This was a popular thread ... why is it moved to its final resting place? @Cyber Liberty

It was not my doing.... :shrug:

But I will fully back up @jmyrlefuller's call on this.
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« Reply #436 on: June 09, 2021, 05:04:29 pm »
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This was a popular thread ... why is it moved to its final resting place? @Cyber Liberty
It was originally in a "Sports, Entertainment, and Media News" category where it was never really supposed to be in the first place (blame the late Macchiavelli who started the thread for that decision). I felt it was more appropriate, now that we have a whole category for humor, jokes and silliness, that it be placed where it fits in better.

The other option was to put it in General Discussion, but there's already a glut of pinned threads there.

And yes, this category is Members Only, but most of this board already requires membership to contribute anything anyway.
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« Reply #437 on: June 09, 2021, 05:10:41 pm »
Moving the Thread makes me feel unsafe
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« Reply #438 on: June 09, 2021, 05:34:17 pm »
   I trust @jmyrlefuller he explained it to me quite plainly a week ago.   
  @Cyber Liberty backed up his Logic which was good enough for me.
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« Reply #439 on: June 09, 2021, 05:51:57 pm »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on June 09, 2021, 05:04:29 pm
It was originally in a "Sports, Entertainment, and Media News" category where it was never really supposed to be in the first place (blame the late Macchiavelli who started the thread for that decision). I felt it was more appropriate, now that we have a whole category for humor, jokes and silliness, that it be placed where it fits in better.

The other option was to put it in General Discussion, but there's already a glut of pinned threads there.

And yes, this category is Members Only, but most of this board already requires membership to contribute anything anyway.

You made the right call, @jmyrlefuller. 
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« Reply #440 on: June 11, 2021, 07:09:32 pm »
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You made the right call, @jmyrlefuller.

+1 - I like it over here in the Jokes and Humor category.
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« Reply #441 on: June 12, 2021, 06:14:47 pm »
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« Reply #442 on: June 13, 2021, 03:03:29 pm »
    I have to sober up before Robin gets here in 30 minutes, wish me luck, but I just couldn't pass that opportunity up.

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« Reply #445 on: June 26, 2021, 04:30:33 pm »
Man Is Charged With A Salsa And Battery


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Cops: Victim was struck in back with glass Tostitos jar at 7-Eleven

JUNE 25--In an unprovoked attack, a 7-Eleven customer was injured when a fellow patron threw a glass jar of Tostitos salsa at him with such force that the container broke on the victim’s back, Florida police report.

According to court filings, Le’trail Tresalus, 31, was arrested on a felony battery charge or allegedly striking the victim with the 15.5 ounce jar inside the convenience store in St. Petersburg on Wednesday evening.

The 6’ 2”, 300-pound Treslaus, seen at right, is locked up in the Pinellas County jail in lieu of $4500 bond. In addition to the battery count, he is facing a theft rap for allegedly stealing a Choco Taco ice cream bar from 7-Eleven


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/man-charged-salsa-and-battery-713205

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« Reply #446 on: June 26, 2021, 04:31:27 pm »
I love choco tacos.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #447 on: June 27, 2021, 10:12:05 am »
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You don’t become cooler with age but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way to actually be cool.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #449 on: June 27, 2021, 08:24:28 pm »
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