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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #750 on: November 22, 2020, 11:20:55 am »
Today, I made a voodoo doll
It's a voodoo doll of me myself
Stuffed it with my own hair from my last haircut
Said all the stuff one is supposed to say to make it happen...
and laid it face down on a pillow on the couch and let it rest a while
put a handkerchief blanket loosely over
been giving it backrubs and massages
got an eye dropper and fed it a shot of Grey Goose vodka
Don't know if this voodoo crap actually works or not?
but I feel Great! Never been so relaxed in a long time...

Today I'm preparing a nice hot bubble bath for it in the sink.
Then I'll take it to go check the mail.
Maybe some grocery shopping later.
He or I, should have a good relaxing day today.
More power to VooDoo ME! He's a cool cat daddy-o about town.
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If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #751 on: November 22, 2020, 11:40:15 am »
Today I'm preparing a nice hot bubble bath for it in the sink.
Then I'll take it to go check the mail.
Maybe some grocery shopping later.
He or I, should have a good relaxing day today.
More power to VooDoo ME! He's a cool cat daddy-o about town.

Looks like roadkill to me. LOL
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #752 on: November 22, 2020, 12:50:10 pm »
Now that's funny right there... How many of y'all get the joke?

'Do not let moose'....  :silly: :silly: :silly:
Like the moose isn't going to do what IT wants to...

(Enough meat there on the hoof to feed a family of four for most of a year...)

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« Reply #753 on: November 22, 2020, 02:19:03 pm »


It's a tent company people! No man could hold up an entire tent.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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« Reply #754 on: November 22, 2020, 03:41:00 pm »
It's a tent company people! No man could hold up an entire tent.

Speak for yourself.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #755 on: November 22, 2020, 03:45:06 pm »
   

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #757 on: November 24, 2020, 08:01:22 pm »
Voodoo Me started taking KungFu lessons today.
I'm OK with it, but still kind of scared...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TgoF-ccdGM
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Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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« Reply #758 on: November 24, 2020, 10:32:15 pm »
   

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« Reply #759 on: November 24, 2020, 10:40:07 pm »
Mommy's too.


   Absolutely @GtHawk  it will be only a week or two before my new GF starts handing them out like Vitamins here.
   Gotta appreciate these Yutes ability to solve problems.
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« Reply #760 on: November 25, 2020, 10:33:35 am »

   Absolutely @GtHawk  it will be only a week or two before my new GF starts handing them out like Vitamins here.
   Gotta appreciate these Yutes ability to solve problems.
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« Reply #761 on: November 26, 2020, 12:06:33 pm »
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« Reply #762 on: November 26, 2020, 12:56:02 pm »

Isn't there something in the, you know the thing, about cruel and unusual punishment?

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« Reply #763 on: November 28, 2020, 04:34:58 pm »
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« Reply #764 on: December 01, 2020, 12:58:15 pm »
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« Reply #765 on: December 01, 2020, 01:22:18 pm »
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« Reply #766 on: December 01, 2020, 01:52:05 pm »
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« Reply #767 on: December 01, 2020, 03:58:13 pm »

2014 called, it wants its joke back . . . :laugh:


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« Reply #768 on: December 02, 2020, 12:19:42 pm »
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« Reply #769 on: December 02, 2020, 12:23:17 pm »
Yummy!
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« Reply #770 on: December 02, 2020, 12:50:39 pm »
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« Reply #771 on: December 02, 2020, 01:02:53 pm »
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« Reply #772 on: December 03, 2020, 01:50:54 pm »
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« Reply #773 on: December 04, 2020, 11:37:23 am »
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« Reply #774 on: December 04, 2020, 05:38:31 pm »
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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl
 of lifesavers. She asked them to close their eyes, and gave them the following colors.
 The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
 Red......................Cherry
 Yellow..................Lemon
 Green....................Lime
 Orange...............Orange
 Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them with their
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 Well, she said, I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes
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 One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
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« Reply #776 on: December 04, 2020, 07:25:10 pm »


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« Reply #778 on: December 05, 2020, 04:41:14 pm »


ROFL!!   :beer:

Nothing ruins a good meme more than improper use of the words "to & too"..."lose & loose"...and misspelling "judgment"   
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« Reply #779 on: December 05, 2020, 04:44:37 pm »
ROFL!!   :beer:

Nothing ruins a good meme more than improper use of the words "to & too"..."lose & loose"...and misspelling "judgment"   



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« Reply #780 on: December 05, 2020, 04:50:52 pm »
ROFL!!   :beer:

Nothing ruins a good meme more than improper use of the words "to & too"..."lose & loose"...and misspelling "judgment"   

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« Reply #781 on: December 05, 2020, 05:07:34 pm »
"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

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« Reply #783 on: December 06, 2020, 08:52:58 pm »
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« Reply #785 on: December 07, 2020, 02:18:26 am »
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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« Reply #786 on: December 08, 2020, 12:09:57 am »
No bigger difference between men and women.
When a guy shows his butt in public (moons) it is considered an insult.
When a woman shows her butt in public, everybody is shouting HELL YES!
More of that please! Yes sir!
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« Reply #787 on: December 08, 2020, 07:29:33 pm »
No bigger difference between men and women.
When a guy shows his butt in public (moons) it is considered an insult.
When a woman shows her butt in public, everybody is shouting HELL YES!
More of that please! Yes sir!
Even that, sir, depends on the butt...some appearances are more universally welcome than others.
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« Reply #788 on: December 08, 2020, 11:44:46 pm »
Even that, sir, depends on the butt...some appearances are more universally welcome than others.

That is a (bare) fact.

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« Reply #789 on: December 09, 2020, 11:00:23 pm »
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« Reply #790 on: December 10, 2020, 05:33:12 am »
OK. Whatever.
I can embrace my stupidity. But I never knew until this day that there was such thing as Bacon Cinnamon Rolls.
Someone hit me up with the recipe.
I think Homer Simpson just had a heart attack.

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« Reply #791 on: December 10, 2020, 08:44:06 pm »
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« Reply #792 on: December 10, 2020, 09:48:54 pm »
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« Reply #794 on: December 10, 2020, 10:23:36 pm »
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« Reply #795 on: December 10, 2020, 10:26:18 pm »
   Not sure how long this will stay up.


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« Reply #796 on: December 11, 2020, 06:10:33 am »
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« Reply #797 on: December 11, 2020, 10:25:47 am »
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