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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #750 on: November 22, 2020, 11:20:55 am »
Quote from: 240B on November 21, 2020, 04:37:17 pm
Today, I made a voodoo doll
It's a voodoo doll of me myself
Stuffed it with my own hair from my last haircut
Said all the stuff one is supposed to say to make it happen...
and laid it face down on a pillow on the couch and let it rest a while
put a handkerchief blanket loosely over
been giving it backrubs and massages
got an eye dropper and fed it a shot of Grey Goose vodka
Don't know if this voodoo crap actually works or not?
but I feel Great! Never been so relaxed in a long time...

Today I'm preparing a nice hot bubble bath for it in the sink.
Then I'll take it to go check the mail.
Maybe some grocery shopping later.
He or I, should have a good relaxing day today.
More power to VooDoo ME! He's a cool cat daddy-o about town.
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If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #751 on: November 22, 2020, 11:40:15 am »
Quote from: 240B on November 22, 2020, 11:20:55 am
Today I'm preparing a nice hot bubble bath for it in the sink.
Then I'll take it to go check the mail.
Maybe some grocery shopping later.
He or I, should have a good relaxing day today.
More power to VooDoo ME! He's a cool cat daddy-o about town.

Looks like roadkill to me. LOL
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #752 on: November 22, 2020, 12:50:10 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on November 22, 2020, 09:43:28 am
Now that's funny right there... How many of y'all get the joke?

'Do not let moose'....  :silly: :silly: :silly:
Like the moose isn't going to do what IT wants to...

(Enough meat there on the hoof to feed a family of four for most of a year...)

J/s
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #753 on: November 22, 2020, 02:19:03 pm »


It's a tent company people! No man could hold up an entire tent.
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Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #754 on: November 22, 2020, 03:41:00 pm »
Quote from: 240B on November 22, 2020, 02:19:03 pm
It's a tent company people! No man could hold up an entire tent.

Speak for yourself.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #755 on: November 22, 2020, 03:45:06 pm »
   

            Daddy's little helper.         
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #756 on: November 22, 2020, 04:22:49 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #757 on: November 24, 2020, 08:01:22 pm »
Voodoo Me started taking KungFu lessons today.
I'm OK with it, but still kind of scared...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TgoF-ccdGM
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #758 on: November 24, 2020, 10:32:15 pm »
Quote from: corbe on November 22, 2020, 03:45:06 pm
   

            Daddy's little helper.       
Mommy's too.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #759 on: November 24, 2020, 10:40:07 pm »
Quote from: GtHawk on November 24, 2020, 10:32:15 pm
Mommy's too.


   Absolutely @GtHawk  it will be only a week or two before my new GF starts handing them out like Vitamins here.
   Gotta appreciate these Yutes ability to solve problems.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #760 on: November 25, 2020, 10:33:35 am »
Quote from: corbe on November 24, 2020, 10:40:07 pm

   Absolutely @GtHawk  it will be only a week or two before my new GF starts handing them out like Vitamins here.
   Gotta appreciate these Yutes ability to solve problems.
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I think you misunderstood me, then again maybe not.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #761 on: November 26, 2020, 12:06:33 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #762 on: November 26, 2020, 12:56:02 pm »
Quote from: corbe on November 26, 2020, 12:06:33 pm

Isn't there something in the, you know the thing, about cruel and unusual punishment?
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #763 on: November 28, 2020, 04:34:58 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #764 on: December 01, 2020, 12:58:15 pm »
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« Reply #765 on: December 01, 2020, 01:22:18 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #766 on: December 01, 2020, 01:52:05 pm »
   Mayor of San Francisco requires new warnings on Arcade Machines.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #767 on: December 01, 2020, 03:58:13 pm »
Quote from: corbe on December 01, 2020, 01:22:18 pm

2014 called, it wants its joke back . . . :laugh:
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« Reply #768 on: December 02, 2020, 12:19:42 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #769 on: December 02, 2020, 12:23:17 pm »
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« Reply #770 on: December 02, 2020, 12:50:39 pm »
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« Reply #772 on: December 03, 2020, 01:50:54 pm »
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« Reply #773 on: December 04, 2020, 11:37:23 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #774 on: December 04, 2020, 05:38:31 pm »
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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl
 of lifesavers. She asked them to close their eyes, and gave them the following colors.
 The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
 Red......................Cherry
 Yellow..................Lemon
 Green....................Lime
 Orange...............Orange
 Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them with their
 eyes closed, none of the children could identify the taste.
 Well, she said, I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes
 call your father.
 One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
 Spit it out! They’re a**holes!
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