Today, I made a voodoo doll
It's a voodoo doll of me myself
Stuffed it with my own hair from my last haircut
Said all the stuff one is supposed to say to make it happen...
and laid it face down on a pillow on the couch and let it rest a while
put a handkerchief blanket loosely over
been giving it backrubs and massages
got an eye dropper and fed it a shot of Grey Goose vodka
Don't know if this voodoo crap actually works or not?
but I feel Great! Never been so relaxed in a long time...
