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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #700 on: October 02, 2020, 07:33:38 pm »
Quote from: Right_in_Virginia on September 19, 2020, 03:59:21 pm

It’s 2020, so what do we expect?
Ruth Buzzi wore it better.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #701 on: October 02, 2020, 10:59:39 pm »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on October 02, 2020, 07:33:38 pm
Ruth Buzzi wore it better.

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True,but Ruth Buzzi had an advantage. She was an actual woman.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #702 on: October 03, 2020, 12:43:24 pm »
Seen on a viral social media post:

Saw a bumper sticker that said "Pray for Nancy Pelosi. Psalm 109:8"

Psalm 109:8
"Let her days be few and brief,
And let others step forward to replace her."

(The original verse says "he/him," but that's a minor quibble.)
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #703 on: October 03, 2020, 01:08:34 pm »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on October 03, 2020, 12:43:24 pm
Seen on a viral social media post:

Saw a bumper sticker that said "Pray for Nancy Pelosi. Psalm 109:8"

Psalm 109:8
"Let her days be few and brief,
And let others step forward to replace her."

(The original verse says "he/him," but that's a minor quibble.)
Seems appropriate to me.... :whistle:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #704 on: October 03, 2020, 02:36:39 pm »


       I'm beginning to understand why Women don't lounge around my house, anymore.
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« Reply #705 on: October 03, 2020, 03:05:54 pm »
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       I'm beginning to understand why Women don't lounge around my house, anymore.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #706 on: October 03, 2020, 10:39:18 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #707 on: October 04, 2020, 09:46:10 am »
Quote from: corbe on October 03, 2020, 10:39:18 pm


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« Reply #708 on: October 04, 2020, 03:47:22 pm »
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« Reply #709 on: October 05, 2020, 03:51:59 pm »
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« Reply #710 on: October 05, 2020, 03:55:50 pm »
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I didn't know these two were alive in 1840...   :cool:
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« Reply #711 on: October 05, 2020, 04:02:28 pm »
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« Reply #712 on: October 05, 2020, 05:02:07 pm »
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« Reply #713 on: October 09, 2020, 12:00:25 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #714 on: October 09, 2020, 08:04:56 am »
Quote from: sneakypete on October 04, 2020, 09:46:10 am
@corbe

It's unfair to compare mortal humans with the undead. Keef laughs at mere viruses. He uses them to season his soup.

Keith or Mick J. They take a lickin and keep on tickin.
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« Reply #715 on: October 12, 2020, 11:00:02 am »
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« Reply #716 on: October 18, 2020, 12:30:26 pm »
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« Reply #717 on: October 18, 2020, 12:35:36 pm »
OMG... I'm just catching up here.  Some real out-loud-laffs! 
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« Reply #718 on: October 19, 2020, 01:05:46 pm »
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« Reply #719 on: October 19, 2020, 02:36:57 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #720 on: October 19, 2020, 02:52:04 pm »
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Michelle Bachman does it better...

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« Reply #721 on: October 19, 2020, 02:59:45 pm »
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« Reply #722 on: October 20, 2020, 12:36:02 am »
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« Reply #723 on: October 20, 2020, 11:27:02 am »
   Kamala's New Boots?

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« Reply #724 on: October 20, 2020, 01:10:16 pm »
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« Reply #725 on: October 20, 2020, 01:23:01 pm »
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« Reply #726 on: October 20, 2020, 01:55:52 pm »
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« Reply #727 on: October 22, 2020, 11:49:35 am »
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« Reply #728 on: October 30, 2020, 04:48:46 pm »
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« Reply #729 on: October 30, 2020, 07:33:20 pm »
My Halloween contribution
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« Reply #730 on: October 30, 2020, 07:52:28 pm »
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« Reply #731 on: November 03, 2020, 01:34:05 pm »
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@corbe

I am guessing it has been so long since she has had sex that she doesn't even remember anything about it.
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« Reply #732 on: November 10, 2020, 12:43:12 pm »
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« Reply #733 on: November 10, 2020, 04:02:13 pm »
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« Reply #734 on: November 10, 2020, 08:49:06 pm »
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« Reply #735 on: November 14, 2020, 07:07:17 pm »
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« Reply #736 on: November 15, 2020, 10:57:56 am »
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« Reply #737 on: November 15, 2020, 11:41:56 am »
Ironic isn't it?
Cops break down the door and find a kilo of coke and a box of plastic straws, and you get arrested for the straws.
The problem is you can flush cocaine, but you can't flush plastic straws.

You're Busted Scumbag! You have the right to remain silent...
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« Reply #738 on: November 16, 2020, 08:02:50 am »
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« Reply #740 on: November 16, 2020, 10:51:32 am »

I need to get me one of them there electric showerheads...what could go wrong?
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #741 on: November 16, 2020, 04:57:30 pm »
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Ironic isn't it?
Cops break down the door and find a kilo of coke and a box of plastic straws, and you get arrested for the straws.
The problem is you can flush cocaine, but you can't flush plastic straws.

You're Busted Scumbag! You have the right to remain silent...

I don't have plastic straws, I have JUMBO coffee stirrers.
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« Reply #744 on: November 21, 2020, 04:30:31 pm »
Quote from: Right_in_Virginia on November 21, 2020, 04:02:19 pm


 :silly: :beer:

Awesome. I always end up standing in front if the fridge with the door open going, "WTH am I looking for?"  :laugh:
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« Reply #745 on: November 21, 2020, 04:37:17 pm »
Today, I made a voodoo doll
It's a voodoo doll of me myself
Stuffed it with my own hair from my last haircut
Said all the stuff one is supposed to say to make it happen...
and laid it face down on a pillow on the couch and let it rest a while
put a handkerchief blanket loosely over
been giving it backrubs and massages
got an eye dropper and fed it a shot of Grey Goose vodka
Don't know if this voodoo crap actually works or not?
but I feel Great! Never been so relaxed in a long time...
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2020
« Reply #746 on: November 21, 2020, 07:08:32 pm »
Quote from: 240B on November 21, 2020, 04:37:17 pm
Today, I made a voodoo doll
It's a voodoo doll of me myself
Stuffed it with my own hair from my last haircut
Said all the stuff one is supposed to say to make it happen...
and laid it face down on a pillow on the couch and let it rest a while
put a handkerchief blanket loosely over
been giving it backrubs and massages
got an eye dropper and fed it a shot of Grey Goose vodka
Don't know if this voodoo crap actually works or not?
but I feel Great! Never been so relaxed in a long time...

@240B
Maybe voodoo was the real founding parenthood of acupuncture?
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« Reply #747 on: November 22, 2020, 09:11:23 am »
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« Reply #748 on: November 22, 2020, 09:26:29 am »
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@240B
Maybe voodoo was the real founding parenthood of acupuncture?

"Acupuncture by Proxy?"
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« Reply #749 on: November 22, 2020, 09:43:28 am »
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Now that's funny right there... How many of y'all get the joke?

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